Lord God Investigator

Luo Feng's idea of ​​sending foreign students to learn magic from the Asgardians was a good idea, but unfortunately this idea could not be realized. Queen Frigga found a reason to refuse.

At this point, Luo Feng finally realized that it was Odin who was so cunning. His intention in sending Thor as a negotiator was just to deal with the people on earth. He only let Thor accompany the visitors from the earth to eat, drink, have fun and communicate with each other, but he would not reach any agreement or agreement. Covenant.

The Earth's space fleet anchored in Asgard and began a friendly visit lasting... I don't know how many days.

To put it bluntly, His Excellency Luo Feng, the commander of the Earth's space fleet, led his troops to Asgard and made up his mind that he would never leave unless God King Odin used force to drive them away.

It takes time to cultivate a relationship. A good girl is afraid of being entangled by a cheat. The best way to deepen the mutual understanding between the two planets and eliminate the gap is to get along for a long time. The longer we get along, the deeper the relationship will be. Maybe we can spend more time together. After a while, the plan that had been put on hold took a turn for the better.

In addition, Director Luo also had a small plan, thinking about selling some earth specialties to Asgard in exchange for some Asgard gold coins.

Asgard's gold coins are not made of gold, but are made of a cosmic rare metal that does not exist on earth.

The common currency unit in the galaxy is credit coins, which supports electronic transfers. In Guardians of the Galaxy, Star-Lord used this currency. He used 30,000 credit coins to buy a prosthetic leg from an inmate.

Earth currency and galactic credit coins cannot be exchanged. Precious metals and gems on earth can only be sold as garbage in the universe.

There are many planets made of gold and diamonds. You can dig out hundreds or thousands of tons by flying a mining spacecraft there, and the cost is only fuel money.

The people on Earth who had just entered the vast sea of ​​​​stars were actually very poor. Tony Stark's entire net worth converted into U.S. dollars and then converted into credit coins was only tens of thousands of dollars. He was probably not as rich as an interstellar pirate.

Thor once jokingly said that one Asgard gold coin can be exchanged for 4 billion U.S. dollars. He was a bit exaggerated, but it is actually true, because one Asgard gold coin can be exchanged for mining and refining one hundred tons of pure gold. The dark matter fuel needed.

One hundred tons of gold is worth nearly four billion U.S. dollars, but aliens in the Milky Way rarely go to the golden planet to dig for gold, because the value of gold is too low. If you dig it up and sell it, it will not cover the fuel cost, and you will lose money.

From a galactic perspective, the richest man on Earth is actually Luo Feng, who owns three Infinity Stones. If one Infinity Stone is sold to the collector Di Fan, it can be sold for 4 billion credit coins, which is a lot of money. .

If you don't make some extra money while parked in Asgard, by the time you fly to the Xandar Starfield, you won't have a single credit in your account for the Earth Fleet, and you won't have the money to refill the short-distance jump generator with dark matter fuel.

Therefore, Luo Feng's first pot of gold in Asgard was locked in selling mobile phones!

What is extremely incompatible with the developed magic and divine power of the Divine Realm is the way people in the Divine Realm communicate information. How old is it? They still use ravens and owls to send messages. If a pair of chatty Asgardian men and women in love have a long-distance relationship, Aren't you going to kill hundreds of birds in a day?

The communication engineers who came with the fleet established power stations, communication base stations, and servers throughout Asgard. After ensuring signal coverage, Luo Feng began to sell mobile phones to the people of Asgard.

Before the S.H.I.E.L.D. fleet set off, it received a sponsorship from Apple. In addition to printing the Apple logo on the hull, it also had to help Apple develop extraterrestrial markets, so the latest Apple mobile phone was given priority.

After the sales staff went around the streets to promote it, a batch was sold, but user feedback was extremely poor, which greatly tarnished the earth's products.

This is not because Apple’s mobile phones are not good, it’s just that they are not accustomed to the environment.

Asgardians who have never used electronic products cannot understand how to handle smartphones. In addition, their fingers are much stronger than humans. If they are not careful, they can crush the screen and bend the body, causing a high damage rate.

Director Luo immediately came up with a backup plan and launched another sponsor's product, which was China's unique imitation Nokia elderly phone.

This kind of mobile phone integrates the shell of Nokia, the movement of the mobile phone for the elderly, physical buttons, simple functions, simple operation, one-touch dialing, and support for voice calls...

As soon as the old man's phone was released, it became popular in Asgard and was deeply loved by Asgard users. A communications revolution occurred in Asgard overnight. Ravens and owls were laid off, and ordinary people no longer had to worry about leaving. On the road, someone's communication bird will hit you on the head.

If you want to contact someone, you just need to take out the mobile phone, press the shortcut key or call the person's name, and you can immediately dial the other party's number. After the other party is connected, you can have a conversation. How convenient and fast!

One Asgard gold coin can buy a mobile phone for the elderly, and you can also enjoy the discount of free phone bills for the first year. It is much lower than the cost of buying and raising birds. It can be said to be cheap and good.

Director Luo's second pot of gold was locked in the arms trade. He purchased a large number of M16 rifles and a large number of rifle bullets that had been retired by the American army from Texas, hoping to sell these weapons to the Asgardian army. .

I don’t know why, but the Asgardian warriors are much more effective when they pick up two M16 rifles than they are with the sword and shield made by the dwarves. If the Asgardian army can replace these weapons that have been eliminated by the American army, they will face death. The goddess Hela’s heroic spirit army is not without its strength to fight.

However, the idea was good, but the reality was cruel. No one cared about this batch of arms. The Asgardian warriors scorned the earthlings' fire sticks and disdained to use them. Luo Feng lost his pants in this transaction.

With the arms business out of the question, Luo Feng could only focus on selling mobile phones to save some fuel money for the fleet.

After all, the earth cannot produce dark matter fuel yet. The dark matter fuel that supports the fleet's flight to Asgard is drawn from the Chitauri mothership's fuel tank, and a little less is used.

After thousands of mobile phones were sold, like a little butterfly flapping its wings, causing a storm, the lives of the Asgardians gradually changed.

This morning, God King Odin came to the balcony of the Immortal Palace and looked down at his people as usual, but he heard bursts of singing coming from below.

"You are my little little apple..."

"the vast horizon is my love……"

"Love is not something you can buy or sell whenever you want..."

"Man from Taomadi, you are mighty and majestic..."

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His Majesty the God King felt a headache after hearing this. Asgardians are very talented in languages ​​and can quickly master a language. Odin visited the earth thousands of years ago and is familiar with the languages ​​of all the peoples on the earth. Of course he understands Chinese.

It was precisely because he could understand that he had a headache. What a crappy song this was. How could such a song become so popular in God’s Domain? This was such a disgrace to the divine power!

It brings shame to all the gods!

Patiently, Odin squinted his one eye and looked down, and saw his people lining up in the square in front of the Asgard, dancing weird dances to different songs...

Take a closer look and you will see that your eldest son Thor is happily standing in front of a phalanx as the lead dancer, with his butt twisted in a decent way!

Oops, Odin groaned, clutching his chest, stars flashing in front of his eyes, and he almost fell off the balcony.

This made the God King so angry that he almost fell asleep.

The ringtone music library pre-stored in the movement of the Chinese elderly mobile phone is naturally the classic square dance music loved by the elderly friends of China. Of course, the mobile phone ringtone can only be selected from these dance music.

After the people of God's Realm bought the phones, they had to be brainwashed by these ringtones every time they called. At first, they were as bored as Odin. They felt that the taste of Midgardians was really bad, and the ringtones on their mobile phones were so unpleasant.

Many Asgardians approached cell phone salesmen and asked to change their cell phone ringtones to Asgardian harp music.

However, the movements of these knock-off mobile phones for the elderly are cheap, and the ringtones are integrated into the movement. They are not easy to replace. If you want to change the ringtones, you have to return them to the factory.

The manufacturer was on Earth, and it was not up to these salesmen to decide whether to return it to the factory, so they reported the matter to Luo Feng.

Luo Feng was also in trouble. When he led the fleet to leave the earth, he didn't even say hello to the United Nations. He was running away. He had no intention of going back until the mission of collecting information about power gems and searching for soul gems was completed.

Anyway, Asgard is about to reach Ragnarok. After Luo Feng makes this profit, he does not intend to do business with the Asgardians for a long time. There is no need for any after-sales service.

So, Director Luo asked the salesperson to tell the Asgardians: "Dear users, once sold, the products in our store are non-returnable and non-returnable. If you want to buy them, buy them or not."

This shows that even if they are not replaced, Asgardian mobile phone users can only continue to endure the bad ringtones.

But as time went by, every time I made a phone call, I would be tormented by the ringtone. I hated it, but the Asgardians discovered that they could sing without knowing it!

From time to time I hum a melody naturally.

These songs are poisonous!

After a few days, the Asgardians who originally hated these songs found that they gradually fell in love with these saliva songs with a sense of rhythm and rhythm.

Among the Chinese salesmen responsible for the sales of mobile phones for the elderly, there are several older middle-aged women. After finishing their sales work every day, their entertainment in the evening is to dance and exercise in the square in front of the Immortal Palace.

As time went by, curious people from the Divine Realm joined in and danced to the familiar mobile songs, which was a way to experience Midgard’s unique square dance culture.

As the popularity of mobile phones increases, several divine songs spread more and more widely, and more and more people join the dance phalanx. Dancing to the divine songs has become the most dazzling divine style in the divine domain...

Prince Thor was also a lively person, and having fun with the people was the duty of a benevolent king, so he also participated in this entertainment and fitness activity that was loved by the gods and people. Because of his beautiful dancing and good-looking figure, he became Lead dancer……