Lord God Investigator

Director Luo's domineering declaration spread throughout the star field through the quantum communication system. After a while of silence, the public channel suddenly became lively.

Thanks to the alien language translator developed by Analytical Chitauri technology, the information fed back by the aliens can be immediately translated into English. The Aegis Fleet immediately learned the aliens' feedback on this sentence.

"Earthlings? Never heard of them."

"I know the Earthlings. There is a little thief among the space pirates who is an Earthling. That guy is an idiot. He nicknamed himself 'Interstellar Prince'. It's so ridiculous."

"It's Star-Lord! Damn it, why do people always pronounce it wrong!"

"Ahaha, have the people on earth finally built a spaceship? I have been to that poor and backward planet, and they are slightly stronger than the Kugurmons. Oh, by the way, let's popularize the cosmic encyclopedia for the ignorant people on earth. Kugelmon is equivalent to an animal on Earth called a monkey.”

"The universe is very dangerous. Earthlings should go back to their hometowns. Over the years, we have cared about the primitive people and have not gone to the earth to plunder. At least you have some self-awareness and don't run out of your nest and embarrass yourself."

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They stepped into the universe with confidence, but they did not expect to be collectively ridiculed by aliens as soon as they opened their mouths. All the crew members of the space fleet were filled with indignation and felt deeply humiliated.

Director Luo was so angry that veins popped up on his forehead. These ignorant aliens are really ignorant and fearless. Don’t you know how many times the earthlings have saved the universe?

They can live a good life thanks to the gifts of the people on earth. They are just ungrateful, but they dare to despise the people on earth so much.

How can Director Luo swallow this bad breath? He wants them to teach them a profound lesson, so that they can learn the truth of the universe that they cannot mess with the people on earth even if they mess with the heavens and the earth!

"Stupid alien, wake up!"

Director Luo pushed the communications officer away and went into battle in person to confront the aliens: "You are huddled in your own planet, all because we earthlings have loved peace since ancient times and are unwilling to go out of our homes to bully the weak. Don't bully us. Benevolence can be mistaken for cowardice. The last space race with this idea was the Chitauri who tried to invade the earth. Their end was that their entire army was wiped out and buried, and those who were lucky enough to survive were also locked up in the laboratory and sliced ​​for research!

If you dare to scream again, I, Earth Fleet Commander Luo Feng, will arrest you all and slice them into pieces one by one! "

This threat had some effect, and the constant taunts on the public channel were reduced a lot, but there were still some alien fools who did not believe in evil and were talking nonsense.

"The whole Chitauri army was wiped out? It seems that this is really the case. The Chitauri legion went to Earth, but no news came back. Thanos also issued a mission to search for the Chitauri legion."

"You cowards, how could the Earthlings scare you with just a few big words?"

"You arrogant guy, you are obviously a backward race that just built a spaceship, but you still dare to be so arrogant and report your coordinates. I will jump over and teach you a lesson now!"

"Monkeys on Earth think they are the overlords of the universe just because they have learned how to build canoes? Tell us the coordinates. You need education from a higher civilization."

"Haha, I'm going to turn on the remote observation device and take a good look at how that arrogant Earthling is educated."

"I want to record it and put it on the Galaxy Funny Video Website, so that the people on Earth will become the laughing stock of the entire universe."

"a ha ha ha……"

In the real world of the universe, Luo Feng really didn't know whether the quality of aliens was so low. He had never been in contact with them.

But the quality of the aliens in the Marvel universe is indeed worrying. In Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Yondu blew up his own pirate mothership, rebelled against his electric face, and tried his best to kill the high priestess of the planet Sovereign at the last moment. Aisha sent a message telling the other party the coordinates of Star-Lord.

As a result, the leader of the planet who claimed to have perfect genes laughed at Electric Face because his name was ridiculous.

The leader of a high-level civilization planet, a high-level priestess with the most perfect genes in the universe. With such qualities, how can we expect other aliens to have such high levels of knowledge and cultural literacy?

"Okay, come on! If you don't come, it's a little alien dog! I'll be waiting for you here!"

Director Luo yelled even more shamelessly and viciously: "Come to the Xandar star field, the orbit of the fourth planet in the Morut star system. Believe it or not, I will chop you to death with my own hands!"

The members of the Aegis Space Fleet, including superheroes from all over the earth, didn't know what expressions to use when they saw their leader's childish behavior of yelling at aliens.

The people on earth left their home planet and integrated into the people of the universe. This was supposed to be a solemn moment recorded in history. However, Director Luo made such a scene, and I am afraid that future earth historians will not know how to write history books.

However, history books pay attention to the writing style of the Spring and Autumn Period, and it is a common practice to keep taboos for the superiors. Luo Feng's unqualified cosmic trolling behavior will probably be beautified as: "Luo Bureau's abundant gods are floating, his weapons are majestic, and his tongue is fighting with the alien Xiaoxiao." , shock the stars, win glory for the ball, and show the true qualities of a hero..."

Different from real-world online spats, in interstellar spats the slogan "cut the letters" is shouted, and the other party can actually hack them all the way along the network cable.

In the same star field, if you start a short-distance jump, you can really cross the star sea and reach the coordinates of the other party within a second.

While Luo Junzuo was scolding, the Aegis radar observer discovered that a honeycomb-shaped space grid appeared in the void in front of the fleet as if it was shattered.

This is the space channel for the spacecraft to start a short-distance jump.

A large warship crossed the passage and intercepted the starry sky in front of the Earth's space fleet. The bow of this spacecraft was printed with a flame logo. The flame logo was the emblem of the Space Pirates Alliance. The visitor was undoubtedly a certain space pirate gang. .

The hexagonal space grid was opened one after another, and dozens of small and medium-sized spacecrafts also jumped in. Reporting coordinates in the universe is undoubtedly the best way to attract enemies. The aliens who listened to Director Luo's "Letter to Kill" declaration also returned. I really don’t believe that people on earth can kill them.

Nick Fury has been promoted to deputy director and is standing in the deputy command position next to Luo Feng's podium. He holds his forehead and is speechless. He is deeply impressed by the director's "wisdom" and doesn't know what to say.

Luo Feng has been accumulating power for a long time. It is not like a few years ago when Nick could question the new leader who was disobedient. Although he felt that the director had done something stupid, he did not dare to object or ridicule. He could only bite the bullet and ask: "Director, you found out Multiple targets are approaching, and it is initially judged that they are alien fleets that are hostile to us. Please give us your next instructions."

Luo Feng twisted his neck, rolled up his sleeves, and said viciously: "Just in time! If we don't blow the heads of a few alien dogs, they won't know how ruthless we earthlings can be!"