Lord God Investigator
Chapter 493 Dr. Rocket
"Dr. Rocket, as far as I know you are an experimental animal."
Luo Feng took the purple potion and said to Rocket Raccoon: "The experimental body is a raccoon, and the life span of a wild raccoon is only 12 years at most. Even if it has been modified through the experiment, it will not live for 30 years..."
"What did you call me?"
Rocket Raccoon interrupted him angrily: "Doctor, what is Doctor? Is this sarcasm, just like Star-Lord calling me a big rat, Drax calling me a pest, Gamora calling me the same rat-like sarcasm? "
"Doctor refers to a person with knowledge and talent." Luo Feng said frankly: "I gave this title to express my respect for you."
"oh……"
Rocket Raccoon wasn't sure if Luo Feng was lying to him, so he quickly looked at several members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, trying to find the answer through the expressions on their faces.
This poor experimental animal was born not long ago. Although it has superior intelligence, it knows nothing about the world. The only friend around him is Groot, the tree man. Groot is even less sociable and can only say "I am Groot." , without the only raccoon that can understand the tree language, he can't communicate with others.
Therefore, Rocket Raccoon often does not understand good words and regards other people's sarcasm as compliments.
Not seeing the mocking look on other people's faces, the little raccoon suddenly felt better. He stretched out his paws to scratch the hair on his head and said proudly: "Doctor Rocket, this is a very good title... I will call him Doctor Rocket from now on." I’m Dr. Rocket.”
"Okay, Doctor Rocket." Luo Feng followed suit and said, "A creature as smart as you should have a long lifespan so that he can fully utilize his talents and create more wonderful weapon inventions, but his short lifespan is limited. All this."
When it comes to lifespan, Rocket Raccoon's ears droop. This is his most anxious issue.
An unintelligent wild raccoon eats and drinks every day, and its 12 years of life pass by quickly. It is born in a hazy way and dies in a hazy way. Of course, it will not worry about its short life.
But Rocket Raccoon is different. After biochemical transformation, it has extremely high intelligence and will never eat and wait to die like ordinary raccoons. It has many things to do every day and wants to explore every corner of the universe. The thought of Such a wonderful life was lost after a few years because of exhaustion of lifespan. It was always depressed and felt like a monster whose mind and body did not match.
This anxiety makes him always irritable, acting like a jerk, irritating his friends, causing trouble, and always saying negative things.
"It's not because of a mad scientist like you!"
Rocket Raccoon bared his fangs angrily and shouted at Luo Feng: "You broke me into several pieces and put them back together, injected me with some weird potions, and finally turned me into a monster! Even if you are a monster, you But he refused to give me a long enough lifespan, so that I would die before I could fall in love with this damn universe!"
Rocket Raccoon looked like he was eager to jump up and pounce on the biting rabid dog. The members of the Guardians of the Galaxy were worried about it, fearing that it would offend Luo Feng the Slicer.
"I'm sorry for what happened to you." Luo Feng shook the purple potion in his hand and said: "My fellow mad scientists did something wrong. I can make up for the mistakes they made, such as Say this serum can extend your life."
"What, a life-extending serum?"
Rocket Raccoon immediately woke up from his crazy state, stared at the serum in Luo Feng's hand with his small black eyes, and was stunned: "How long can it extend my life?"
"Theoretically, you can reach the limit of human lifespan, which is one hundred and seventy years old." Luo Feng said with a smile.
The theoretical life span of human beings can reach up to 170 years, but due to the combined effects of living habits, eating habits, pollution, diseases, etc., people often do not live that long.
However, LM serum can raise a person's physical fitness to the peak of human beings, and at the same time lock the physical condition at the age of 16. The combination of the two can make a person live until the end of the theoretical life span and the day when cells no longer divide themselves.
"Live to be one hundred and seventy!"
Rocket Raccoon yelled excitedly, and the fur all over his body stood up because of his excitement. The whole bear looked fluffy.
"This is the condition I offer." Luo Feng said: "If you are willing to accept the recruitment, this potion will be given to you. You will use your 170 years of life in exchange for you to work for me for one or two years. This amount It’s a good deal, right?”
Rocket Raccoon scratched his head. This emotional animal couldn't control itself. The life span of one hundred and seventy years was an unimaginable long life for it. Compared to the short-lived wild raccoons, This is almost equivalent to immortality.
"Boss! I'm willing to work for you, as long as you don't send me to the test bed again!"
The raccoon yelled and jumped up and down, trying to grab the serum from Luo Feng.
"Wait a moment, there are some things I must ask clearly."
Luo Feng quickly raised the serum high and pulled away the raccoon that was trying to climb up on his body.
"First of all, Dr. Rocket, I need to confirm your gender." Luo Feng asked slightly awkwardly: "Are you a male or a female?"
By the way, although Rocket Raccoon sounds like a man, the gender is determined by more than just the sound.
Rocket Raccoon was also stunned by this question. Strictly speaking, it is a genderless experimental creature. It is the only species of its kind in the universe and does not have the ability to reproduce at all.
Seeing that Rocket Raccoon was also confused, Luo Feng had no choice but to continue asking: "Well, before accepting the transformation experiment, can you remember whether you are male or female?"
"It should be a male..."
Rocket Raccoon grabbed his ears and recalled in distress.
"Just think that you are a male. Even if you are wrong, it is just a waste of a potion and there will be no adverse reactions." Luo Feng said helplessly: "Before using it, you must explain that this potion will You become a 16-year-old female human."
"Female human?" Rocket Raccoon didn't seem to understand the word: "A creature like Star-Lord? Uh... Even though it's disgusting, I can accept it in order to extend my lifespan."
Star-Lord, who was listening with his ears pricked up, was stunned. He never expected that the people on earth would invent this magical potion more than 20 years after he left the earth. He squinted and looked at the tight little raccoon. The super-small spacesuit was crossed, arms crossed, looking forward to the changes after the drug was injected into it.
"If you can accept the change in appearance, then there will be no problem."
Luo Feng smiled and handed the purple potion to the impatient Rocket Raccoon: "After all, appearance is not important at all. What really matters is what you do, and cuteness is meant to be shared..."
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