Lord God Investigator

A sporty young man wearing a T-shirt and riding a skateboard grinned, swung a baseball bat, flew up, and smashed the head of a two-meter-tall leading soldier with the stick.

An old woman with a waist as thick as a bucket screamed and threw down a fully armed interstellar soldier, scratching her like a shrew. Her vibranium nails painted with red nail polish were extremely sharp, and she killed the interstellar soldier in just a few strokes. The soldier's armor was torn, leaving bone-deep wounds on its body.

An old man on crutches raised his crutches and fired electromagnetic bullets from the head of the crutches. He fired wildly at the dense alien soldiers, causing them to fall down like wheat.

A mother holding her child threw the baby into the crowd of alien soldiers. The baby cried and released a powerful Kree omnipotent wave, shaking the alien soldiers within dozens of meters around it. into pieces.

A beautiful young girl, wearing a fluttering pink dress, holding a fairy wand, shouted the unknown "Bala Bala Little Demon Fairy" spell. The fairy wand pointed at the alien monster and shot out a powerful heat ray to kill the monster. Gone gray.

Tall football players clashed left and right in the alien army, throwing the aliens like footballs.

The pirated Beckham robot wearing the Los Angeles Galaxy uniform carried a football made of vibranium. It volleyed like the captain of the United States throwing a vibranium shield. The vibranium football bounced back and forth on the alien's head and was accidentally smashed. How many heads finally bounced skillfully back to his feet.

The pirated Tyson robot, with its upper body bare and wearing boxers, was dressed like a boxer, except that the gloves were made of Edman alloy and painted with red paint. The pirated Tyson used the most standard boxing skills to punch An alien beat the aliens and made them scream.

Robots dressed as police officers have also revived the glory of the New York police. They carry a composite ray gun disguised as a police pistol. Their skills are comparable to those of Bit Police Veyron and RoboCop, while waving a vibranium baton to smash the heads of aliens. Roaring: "You have no right to remain silent. Scream. Everything you scream will be recorded as a joke and broadcast widely throughout the universe. Bitches, cry, shout, shout!"

Sports stars appeared, and naturally people from the literary and artistic circles were also indispensable. The classically dressed Michael Jackson robot used its unique "vomit" scream to walk backwards among the aliens in the moonlight, and in the "thump, thump, thump, thump" Under the soundtrack of "Beat-IT", he was mad alien. He shook his head and put on his hat. The hat made by Edman's alloy was swept away like a flying reincarnation dart. head.

The appearance templates used in the batch of bionic combat robots manufactured by Luo Feng were also drawn from soldiers of various nationalities and cultural backgrounds around the world.

Among them, you can find Indian Apache warriors wearing eagle feather hats, British lobster soldiers wearing red military uniforms and bear fur hats, and Japanese samurai with braided hair. Of course, those dressed in the same style as the Terracotta Warriors and Horses are indispensable. Warriors of the Qin Dynasty.

Viking pirates, Pirates of the Caribbean, ancient Roman centurions, medieval heavily armored knights, cavemen wearing animal skins, girls in Japanese sailor suits, Master Chief in the Halo game, Stormtroopers from Star Wars...

In short, it gave aliens a vivid history of human war! So that they can see what warriors from various periods of human history looked like.

This is really "men, women, old and young all go into battle, and everyone takes action to fight against Thanos". It's called joy, and it's called excitement.

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Thanos's Legion of Destruction was completely overwhelmed by robots disguised as "civilians". The people on Earth looked weak and harmless on the outside, but they were extremely cruel in action!

They couldn't understand the scene where a two-meter-tall leading soldier was dragged around by his ankles by a teenage human girl like a rag doll, almost smashing into pieces.

I also can’t understand why a fat man wearing a white chef’s uniform with a kitchen knife would open up unparalleled among the alien soldiers, slashing left and right with a kitchen knife, killing the aliens like chickens, all the way from Park Avenue He cut down to Brooklyn, where he was killed in rivers of blood, and alien sashimi were cut all over the place.

In the Marvel universe, scenes of aliens massacring civilians are common, but civilians massacring aliens is unique. Luo Feng stood on the roof of the Stark Tower and watched the aliens below being chased away by "angry New York citizens" The scene where he was being chased like a duck made me hold my stomach and laugh wildly.

An alien sergeant major sent a distress signal to the mothership while escaping for his life. He shouted in an alien cry at the top of his voice: "Earthlings are too strong. They are simply the number one fighting nation in the universe. No wonder Luo Feng, the sleeper, leads the way." The army is invincible in the universe, and it is easier for their civilians to kill my soldiers than to kill Oroni..."

Oroni is the rat-like interstellar creature on the deserted planet in the opening scene of Guardians of the Galaxy .

If this group of combat robots had a ferocious appearance, the alien soldiers might not be so panicked. It was the huge contrast between combat power and appearance that greatly frightened the alien soldiers.

If the civilians on Earth are so capable of fighting, aren't the soldiers infinitely stronger?

The soldiers of the Thanos Legion have followed Thanos throughout the universe for many years, and have also encountered cosmic races whose people are all very strong in quality, but none of them are as cute and cute as the Earthlings. Daily necessities are used as big killers.

The camera drone started shooting and at the same time passed the captured footage to the immigrant fleet, broadcasting it live to all people on Earth.

Seeing the extremely ferocious alien invaders being beaten up and down by robots dressed as civilians, causing heavy casualties, the audience couldn't hold back their laughter and burst into laughter.

When people saw the stupidity of Thanos's space pirates, even the sad atmosphere of being forced to leave their homes was diluted a lot.

Thanos is sitting on the mothership in space, sitting on his floating throne, and has also turned on the monitoring equipment to view the real-time transmission of the battlefield images. It doesn't matter if you don't see it, his face will turn purple with anger!

His army, which is said to be invincible in the universe and has annihilated countless civilized planets, is being pushed to the ground and beaten by a group of earth civilians. The earthlings, whether they are men, women, old or young, or even babies, can massacre his elite soldiers in droves.

This really brings shame to Thanos, the overlord of the universe. How come he has such a bunch of trash under his command!

Thanos really couldn't bear to see it, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became. He couldn't help but raise his hands to his forehead and was speechless. Unfortunately, it rained all night, so Ebony Throat bravely came to Thanos and handed him a computer that can connect to the Galaxy Quantum Network. On the tablet, one of the most popular video websites in the galaxy is broadcasting a live broadcast of the war on Earth.

What was played was the scene of Thanos arrogantly leading his army to invade the earth. As a result, the soldiers were beaten to pieces by the New York citizens as soon as they landed in New York.

There are aliens posting comments and comments on it.

"Thanos has his own name. He is so powerful in the rumors. I think that's all. His elite soldiers can't even defeat the old, weak, sick and disabled people on earth. They are almost suppressed by the civilians. Could it be that he conquered Did he invent the countless civilized planets himself?"

"Idiot, don't talk nonsense and bring disaster to your planet. Thanos's army is not weak at all. My hometown was destroyed by his army's orbital airborne landing. I can only say that the people on earth are too powerful! They are really a fighting nation. ah!"

"As expected of the legendary terrifying Ape erectus!"

"That's the home planet of Luo Feng, the sleeper who can frighten the three great empires of the universe by himself!"

"Earthlings are really not easy to mess with. This time Thanos has hit the wall."

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Thanos looked at the comments, veins popped out on his forehead, he crushed the tablet, couldn't sit still anymore, got up angrily, stood in front of the mothership's porthole and let out an angry roar at the earth.