Lord God Investigator

Naruto foamed at the mouth, fainted with a weird smile on his face, and lay motionless on the ground.

Hinata was trembling with fear. She wanted to push him awake but didn't dare. She kept saying: "What should I do? What should I do..."

Two figures jumped out from hiding. The leader was Tang Xiaotian, the big-breasted sound ninja girl, and the other one was Nara Shikamaru.

"Sister Xiaotian, is this really appropriate?"

Shikamaru had a grimace on his face, scratched his head and said, "It's really troublesome. Is it so troublesome for you girls to chase a boy?"

"Cut the nonsense!"

Tang Xiaotian unceremoniously punched Shikamaru in the head and said fiercely: "Just do whatever I ask you to do, don't talk so much nonsense, remember, this matter is not allowed to be spread. If it is leaked, I will not let you off lightly. Let Metro take off your skin!"

Shikamaru shrank his neck and shrank aside like a quail, not daring to talk any more.

When Metro was training Shikamaru, Tang Xiaotian was his assistant. He helped Shikamaru go through a hellish year. He was also considered his close eldest sister. He was one of the few in Konoha Village who could instruct Shikamaru, a lazy cancer. People who are terminally ill.

Naruto's whereabouts were revealed by Shikamaru, who worked with Naruto and served as Naruto's secretary. The entire "assassination" process was also carefully planned by Shikamaru. Only he, a cunning person with an IQ of 200, could secretly reveal Naruto's whereabouts. The ground dug a big hole for Naruto.

Hinata looked worried and said with tears in her eyes: "Is Naruto-kun going to be okay?"

"Don't worry!" Tang Xiaotian waved his hand and said: "The vitality of the Whirlpool clan is tenacious and they cannot die!"

"Sister Xiaotian..." Hinata's face turned red with embarrassment, and she asked doubtfully: "If you do this, will Naruto feel my feelings and fall in love with me?"

"of course!"

Tang Xiaotian nodded like a stranger and said: "Those stinky men, no matter how serious they look like, in fact they all have the same instinctive reaction. Sister, I just suffered this kind of loss and didn't leave anything good for the people I like." The first impression I made was always disliked, and now it’s too late to make amends.”

As a stinky man, Shikamaru didn't like hearing such words. He said angrily: "Sister Xiaotian, you are slandering me."

"cut!"

Tang Xiaotian rolled his eyes at him and said with a cold face: "You still have the nerve to say it, let's take you as an example. You have an IQ of 200 and are known as the second smartest person in Konoha. Let me ask you, what kind of woman do you like? My child, answer truthfully!”

Shikamaru lowered his head in shame and said in a mosquito-like voice: "The big one..."

"So, no matter what kind of man he is, in the end he will choose the big one!"

Tang Xiaotian said matter-of-factly: "Naruto lacks maternal love. His mother died when he was born, and he never even drank a sip of milk in his life. What a huge shortcoming. What he did just now was to arouse his most instinctive attachment to his mother. Make up for his lack of soul, so that he will have a special affection for you."

Hinata's eyes turned into white circles, and she couldn't understand what Tang Xiaotian was talking about.

"What, don't you believe it?" Tang Xiaotian said: "If you don't believe it, you can ask Shikamaru. He is a boy and a smart man. Let's see what he says."

Shikamaru sighed and said, "I really want to refute this fallacy, but there seems to be nothing to refute."

"Sister Xiaotian, will Naruto start to like me starting tomorrow?"

If Konoha's military advisors were unable to refute, then it was probably true, Hinata asked expectantly.

Tang Xiaotian shook his finger and said: "You are too naive, sister, this is the first step in a journey of a thousand miles. Scientific research shows that it takes at least 21 days for people to form a habit. In the first 1-7 days, there will be more If you feel uncomfortable or unnatural, in the next 7-21 days, you will gradually get used to it and become natural. If you don’t do it after 21 days, you will no longer be used to it.”

Hinata was stunned and said in astonishment: "Are we going to ambush Naruto twenty times?"

Shikamaru's brain ached when he heard it, and he shook his head and said: "Sister Xiaotian, even if what you said is true, Naruto has super shadow level strength and a smarter mind than me. I planned to ambush him once and succeeded. I seize the opportunity when his chakra is exhausted and his physical strength is exhausted. I have to do it twenty times, and I can’t think of a way to kill him!”

"What are you afraid of! Where there is a will, there is a way. Some things may seem difficult, but as long as you persist, miracles will definitely happen!"

Tang Xiaotian waved his hands indifferently and said: "He won't suffer anyway. The next time it won't be as difficult as this time. Even if he says he doesn't want it, his body will still be very honest."

…

The morning sun shone on his face, and Naruto opened his eyes. He was surprised to find that he was lying on the bed, not hurt at all, and very comfortable.

Even with Naruto's intelligence, he was a little confused and confused. Could everything that happened last night be a beautiful dream?

Even if it was a dream, it was a bit too weird. How could he dream of Hinata and also dream of suffocating himself to death in Hinata's arms?

Is it because you have been under too much pressure at work recently?

Recently, Naruto was very worried about the attitude of Konoha's old ninja clan, fearing that the old ninja clan would unite to resist the restoration and destroy it.

Among the many ninja clans, Naruto was most worried about the Hyuga clan, the strongest ninja clan in Konoha. Could it be because of this that he thought about it day by day and dreamed about it at night? He dreamed that the eldest daughter of the Hyuga family behaved in such a strange way. Assassinate yourself.

After thinking about it for a long time, Naruto simply stopped wasting his brain cells. There was still a lot of tedious work waiting for him. On the contrary, he didn't suffer any harm, so he temporarily forgot everything that happened that night.

However, occasionally when he thought of the suffocating pleasure in his dreams, Naruto would feel itchy in his heart and have a different kind of charming mood.

…

Late one night, the tired Naruto once again set foot on his way home and came to the street near his home. He suddenly had a sense of déjà vu. The dark streets and dim street lights... seemed like he had experienced it in a dream!

Then I squinted my eyes and looked behind the lamppost, and sure enough there was a dark shadow hiding there!

Hinata walked out slowly. This time she was wearing a high-slit cheongsam. The cheongsam was very close-fitting, showing off her plump figure to the fullest.

Naruto couldn't help but swallow and spit.

The beauty in cheongsam walked towards Naruto gracefully. This time, Naruto was not immobilized by the shadow binding technique, but he was still like a moth caught in a spider's web, stiff and motionless.

"Hinata...please respect yourself!"

Naruto said with difficulty: "I was negligent last time, but I have to resist this time. You also know that I am very powerful. No matter what your intentions are, I have a heavy responsibility and will never compromise, even if I die. I won't give in! If you come here again, I will take action, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Hinata stepped forward with rosy cheeks, turning a deaf ear to Naruto's threats. She slowly raised her arms and hugged Naruto's neck, pressing hard.

Naruto, lying in Hinata's arms, felt the warm and fragrant nephrite embrace and murmured: "It smells so good."

Tang Xiaotian, who was hiding in the shadows and watching secretly, smiled, put his hand to his chin, and muttered with a smile: "Man, even if you have the power to destroy the world and the ambition to save the common people, when you are exhausted, you can't compete with the warmth and warmth of a girl. Soft embrace."