Lord God Investigator

"The woman lined up in the hall and worshiped. She was indeed beautiful, but what I saw about her was that her eyebrows were green and her pink face was full of spring. She was enchanting and graceful, and her gracefulness touched people's hearts. The flowers showed her delicate appearance, and her embroidery The dress is completely different from the dust. The cherry blossoms are half-smiling, and the orchids and musk deer spray when walking slowly. The head is covered with pearls and emeralds, and there are countless trembling hairpins. The whole body is fragrant, and there are delicate flowers and golden strands. What can I say about Chuwa's beauty, Xizi is charming? What? It’s really a fairy from the Nine Heavens descending from the sky, and Chang’e comes out of Guanghan in the moon!”

Luo Feng was eloquent and talked about it all the way from the morning until the sky was dark. He was talking about "Don't forget the origin of the Tripitaka and the Four Saints test the Zen mind". He was talking about the four Bodhisattvas of Lishan, Guanyin, Samantabhadra and Manjusri who transformed into beautiful women. The mother and daughter want to call the four masters and disciples of Monk Tang as their son-in-law to test whether they can keep their Zen mind of studying the scriptures in the west.

Just as he was talking about the Bodhisattvas Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lianlian who turned into beauties and were assigned by Mama Sang to stand in a row for the four Buddhist monks to choose from, Luo Feng unkindly interrupted the chapter here and slapped him in the face. : "If you want to know what happened, listen to the explanation in the next chapter! It's getting late and it's difficult to travel at night, so everyone should disperse!"

The people were listening intoxicatedly, and many foolish people with evil intentions began to imagine how beautiful the Bodhisattva's transformation would be. However, they did not expect that it would stop abruptly here, and the crowd suddenly became noisy:

"Zen Master, please give another lecture!"

"I won't be able to sleep until I finish speaking!"

"It's not good to cut it somewhere, but it should be cut here. Isn't this a joke? Zen Master is so unkind!"

There were also female believers present, and immediately the tough aunt yelled: "You stinky men, you don't have any Buddha nature at all, and yet you come here to listen to the sutras with saliva on your face. This Zen master is here to educate everyone and let everyone feel the harm of evil desires firsthand." !”

"That's right, wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, sex is like a bone scraper, and the Zen master is just to disturb your ordinary mind, so as to teach you how rare the Zen mind is! Each and every one of them is as ugly as Zhu Bajie!"

Luo Feng doesn't charge for storytelling. He's very tough and won't talk if he doesn't want to. He's not afraid of the audience making trouble. With an incomprehensible smile on his face, he leads the three goblin apprentices slowly down the "meat mountain" and Shi Shiran Walk towards Yuzhou City.

His spiritual power exploded, and the people surrounding him moved their steps apart to make way for a passage, as if they were sensing something.

There were about a hundred martial arts people who were hesitating in the field. Seeing that Luo Feng wanted to leave, they once again had the courage to block the way.

Luo Feng just glanced at their crotches, and the group immediately put on their best defensive moves, spread out with their legs spread out like a group of driven ducks, twisting their buttocks.

The intimidating power of the Egg Terminator is truly extraordinary!

Monk Luo wanted to show off his authority by trying to control others, but he also had to worry about not beating him too hard and killing him, which would be seen as too bloody by the people, which would damage his reputation as a holy monk. However, he was also worried that the beating would not be too hard and would not be a deterrent and frighten him. Don't live with the young people.

Calculating it over and over again, the injury of breaking an egg by kicking it just meets all the requirements. It can just be used to warn others: If you dare to mess with me, you must have the consciousness to break the egg all over the floor!

Breaking an egg will not kill a person, nor will it delay reproduction, but it will undoubtedly have a huge mental impact on men. It will make men feel inexplicably unconfident, and they always feel that they are missing an important part of the body, and they are not whole. Complete.

Even if breaking an egg does not affect hormone secretion, it will give men the psychological illusion that their masculinity has been greatly reduced. It is more of a mental injury than a physical injury.

Since ancient times, there have been martial sages who can scrape bones and cure poison, and tough men who can blindly swallow it in one gulp, but there are very few macho men who can bare their balls and let people kick them casually.

Sure enough, the awe-inspiring aura that Luo Feng exuded invisibly frightened the martial arts practitioners to the point where they could no longer hold their nerve and did not dare to be heroes, so they timidly gave way.

Some people may want to ask, there are also women among martial arts people. What should I do if a girl without balls comes to Luo Feng?

There is a "pseudopregnancy phenomenon" in pathology, which refers to the psychological factor of women's longing for pregnancy. Over time, a strong "anticipation" excitement will be formed in the cerebral cortex, affecting the normal function of the central nervous system and causing the hypothalamus and pituitary gland. Functional disorder, increased progesterone in the body, inhibiting normal ovulation of the ovaries.

In a small number of patients, due to the influence of progesterone on fat metabolism, gradually increasing fat accumulates in the abdomen. The accumulation of fat and the accumulation of gas in the intestinal cavity can cause abdominal distension and enlargement.

With the powerful mental power of the lustful Zen Master, he can now influence people's emotions like Mantis in the Guardians of the Galaxy. As long as he glances at him, ordinary women will have their spiritual consciousness invade the brain's emotional nerve center and produce a strong "anticipation pregnancy" "mood.

Psychological effects will trigger physiological reactions, and strong emotional influences will accelerate the process. Women who have not cultivated to the realm of earthly immortals will have "pseudopregnancy" if he stares at them. The physiological reactions of pregnancy are visible to the naked eye and can even be seen in the belly. Watch as it slowly bloates and gets bigger!

This is what the saying goes, "glaring at whoever is pregnant." No matter how strong a woman is, she suddenly experiences the feeling of being pregnant for ten months. If she doesn't wet her pants on the spot, it means she didn't drink enough water before!

This trick is ineffective for men due to their different physiological structures, but it is a super killer trick for women. No girl would not break down emotionally when she found out she was pregnant, so how could she dare to provoke the Luo Shen Monk?

Of course, there may also be a shrewd woman who catches the lecherous Zen master and insists that he is responsible for her belly. As long as Luo Feng is exposed to the influence of mental power on emotions, the false pregnancy will disappear immediately, and the woman will let go on the spot. It's a super big fart, and the bulging belly shrinks accordingly, which eliminates the suspicion.

After this round of treatment, any woman who tries to show off her face will hide her face and run away. It's hard to say whether she will show her face to anyone in the future. It may have a psychological impact. The next time she sees Luo Feng and takes a detour, she will be considered insane.

Fortunately, there are only a small number of female heroes in the League of Legends, and the proportion in low-level groups like the Black Hand Guild is even smaller. There are no female martial arts scum coming to block the way, so Luo Feng has no chance to show off his hidden magical skills for the time being.

After scaring away the martial arts people who surrounded him, no one dared to block the path of the lecherous Zen master. Under the watchful eyes of thousands of people, Luo Feng led his disciples away lightly, waving his hands without taking away a single cloud.

With tens of thousands of people watching eagerly, the divine monk separated from the crowd like cutting through the waves, and walked leisurely as if he were in a deserted land. To the wine swordsman floating in the air, this scene was really like "all the people are envious of the Buddha, and all the heroes in the martial arts world are..." "Shrink eggs", that's called majesty, that's called domineering!

Presumably after today, a martial arts legend will spread in Yuzhou City. It tells the story of a divine monk who overwhelms the heroes of the League of Heroes in order to promote Buddhism and teach demons. A prehistoric giant crocodile will soon be welcomed into the small pond of the Fairy Sword River and Lake.