Lord, I am such a good person.

Chapter 136 The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind? No, the cicada eats everythi

"Ahem~"

After letting out a series of weird laughs, Ran suddenly blushed and coughed in a low voice.

"How did that man who looks more and more kind now smile like 'Jie Jie Jie'?"

He patted his chest and rolled his eyes wildly in relief.

"Didn't you expect that a guy like you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually target Yuan Qing? Damn, you are really not afraid that Qingyangzi will tear you apart and feed you to the dogs. Bah, what kind of big-tailed wolf is there behind this? Woolen cloth."

Just when Shen Ran was thinking this, Gao He, who had been waiting for the Buddha fruit to mature, finally moved.

The tentacles under his body suddenly retracted, and the body of the giant Buddha below completely disappeared. Then an extremely powerful aura was seen rising straight into the sky.

“It’s tasteless to eat, it’s a pity to throw it away.”

He smacked his lips and seemed to be very dissatisfied with the black jade lacquered body of Fa Hui, but he immediately became happy after seeing the Buddha fruit under the ghost tree.

"[Golden Chan Buddha Body] is said to be the body of a great Buddhist master in ancient times.

With such a physique, you can be said to be even more powerful on the road to practicing the Buddhist scriptures. Many taboos and costs can be avoided. No wonder you, Fa Hui, have to risk your life to devour them. "

Looking at the brightly colored giant Buddha ginseng fruit, Gao He's head covered with hair was crying loudly.

"Although I don't practice Buddhist magic or supernatural powers, it stands to reason that this kind of physique is not of much use to me.

However, with the large volume of "Hexian Health Preservation Sutra", I, the veteran, can use it as nourishment to fill my body, and finally I hope to realize the real "Longevity True Immortal Body". "

His whole body was shaking with excitement, and the tumor on his head kept dripping with blood.

But just when Gao He couldn't wait to open the long beak turned into a dead wood branch, the bloated Buddha with closed eyes suddenly opened his eyes strangely.

"Wow~"

A deafening cry came from his mouth, and then a strong Buddha light suddenly burst out from the body of the big Buddha ginseng fruit,

"Boom~"

The already shaky branches could no longer hold the ginseng fruit.

The branches were broken and the trunk was destroyed. In the blink of an eye, the big tree was wiped out.

"Haha, it's really amazing. At the last moment, a top-quality ginseng fruit with self-pregnancy and wisdom was born."

Seeing the scene in front of him, Gao He seemed to be completely unable to control himself. The long beak appeared under the fallen ginseng fruit as if it had cut through the space.

"Click~"

Just when the ginseng fruit was about to hit the ground, he caught it, and then the flesh and blood all over his body began to surge violently. The next moment, the smiling ginseng fruit suddenly turned into a golden light and dived inside.

Just as the ginseng fruit was about to enter his throat, he raised his hands in relief,

"Ahaha, my dear master, I didn't expect that after working so hard all my life, I would end up making a wedding dress for someone, right?"

A shrill, strange laugh suddenly sounded,

Immediately afterwards, the ginseng fruit turned into golden light reappeared between the sharp and scissor-like beak.

"Pfft~"

Fragrant juice splashes everywhere,

The flesh and blood on both sides of the ginseng fruit suddenly exploded, and a pair of big fleshy hands stretched out from it.

"Eh hahaha~"

At this moment, the golden Buddha no longer looked like a kind-hearted person, but a big mouth full of sharp teeth revealed a strange and sinister smile.

"Good, good, good fruit."

Although his long beak was blocked by the living Buddha, Gao He didn't seem to be surprised at the sudden change in front of him.

"[Health]"

An extremely violent suction force erupted from Gao He's throat, and then the bloated Buddha suddenly began to melt.

"So what if you come back to life? Lao Dao has already said that you will pay the price of not being controlled by Lao Dao."

Seemingly confirming Gao He's words, the giant Buddha erupted into a terrifying force after discovering that its own flesh and blood began to melt.

But no matter how hard the giant Buddha struggled, it could not resist the sucking power that erupted from Gao He's throat. Seeing that the giant Buddha was about to completely turn into pus and be swallowed by Gao He,

"Chi~chi~"

A shrill chirping of cicadas suddenly sounded,

I saw that a gilt cassock appeared out of thin air on the big Buddha's body.

As the cassocks were flowing around, the figure of a six-winged cicada seemed to flash by.

Immediately afterwards,

"Boom~"

The long, scissor-like beak suddenly exploded, and countless fragments rushed in all directions with an extremely sharp breath.

"Swish swish~"

Zhao Qian, who turned into a stone man, was instantly chopped into pieces, and the already dim golden token was riddled with holes.

"Dong dong dong~"

The Xuanwu Dan Furnace where Shi Ran was was smashed into a sieve by these incoming fragments.

"My dear, it's a bit scary."

Although he barely escaped by relying on the alchemy furnace, the demon body had already formed a twisted "S" shape in the flesh wall.

"You are not the Dharma Wisdom, but you are the golden cicada? Five hundred years have passed and the Dharma Wisdom has not swallowed you up?"

Shocked and angry voices suddenly resounded throughout the sky,

Relieved, he quickly stretched out his head and looked,

In the center of the explosion, a hairless crane with its long beak cut off was roaring up to the sky.

Look up again,

A golden Buddha wearing cassocks sits cross-legged above.

At this moment, hearing Gao He's roar, the big Buddha suddenly grinned, and its golden flesh and blood kept beating.

"Fa Hui? Are you talking about that stupid master who covets my body?"

"Ahaha~"

As if hearing some joke, the laughter was sharp and harsh, like that of an ancient eunuch.

"Uh, old monk, isn't it, you, this, is this your temperament? Are you so unrestrained and outgoing?"

Looking at the big Buddha who was facing the old monk but was extremely excited and arrogant, he subconsciously looked at the jade cicada crawling among the golden lotuses.

seem,

After the giant Buddha finally woke up, even the jade cicada became a little more conscious.

At this moment, after hearing the words of relief, Yuchan suddenly froze, and then buried her head into the golden lotus as if she was very ashamed.

"Are you talking about the Master Fahui who has been sitting there for two hundred years, but still only has five realms, and has not dared to break through the six realms? Hahaha~"

I was laughing so hard that I was out of breath. The Buddha actually rolled back and forth in the air holding his belly.

"you!"

Seeing the appearance of the golden Buddha, Gao He was immediately furious. But just as he was about to take action, the Buddha seemed to have finally smiled enough, sat up and regained its dignity.

"I have always known that stupid master is coveting my body, but what he doesn't know is that I am actually coveting his cultivation."

"Boom~"

Hearing this suddenly, Shi Ran felt like his scalp was exploding, but just when Shi Ran looked back at the jade cicada, the voice of the golden Buddha rang in his ears again,

"Do you know how hard it is for me to endure it? Obviously I have such a constitution, and I can obviously do whatever I want without restraint, but why, why should I be restricted by that damn good body?

Damn good body, it is obvious that as long as you swallow the wisdom of Dharma, you can break into the six realms of Dharma. From then on, you can live freely in the world and become a Buddha and an ancestor!

But damn it, Shanshen is so stupid when he reads the Buddhist scriptures of Lao Shizi, but he doesn’t want to do this. Damn it, damn it! "

As he spoke, the Buddha suddenly jumped into a rage, and the ferocious aura all over his body turned into a tide visible to the naked eye across the sky.

But something seemed to have occurred to him, and the big Buddha soon became happy again.

"Eh hahaha~ Fortunately, fortunately, my stupid master also wanted to devour me, so he gave me a chance. Five hundred years, do you know how I lived these five hundred years?"

Looking down at the tall crane as if facing a formidable enemy, saliva dripped from the golden Buddha's mouth.

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