Lord, I am such a good person.

"What's this?"

Lowering his head and staring blankly at the green candle growing out of the center of his chest, the Buddha raised his hand and touched it curiously.

"Huh?"

But when the big hand touched the green candle, it flew away strangely, as if the candle was just a shadow.

"Oh, what is this? Are you familiar with it? Does it look somewhat similar to the [Human Incense Meat Candle] in your Nagalan Temple?"

You know, this is the surprise your grandpa and I have reserved for you until the very end. "

At this time,

A voice of relief suddenly sounded from below,

Looking down,

The long centipede body slowly faded away, then went into the ground, and then walked out with a pale face of relief.

"Ahem~"

Sweating profusely, eyes bloodshot,

Relieved, he looked up at the curious Buddha and grinned.

"Form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from color. Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color.

Old guy, have you never heard this sentence? If you understand this sentence, you will naturally understand why you can't touch this candle. "

Hearing these words of relief, the Buddha's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color? Good sentence, good sentence~"

Then he looked impatient,

"Why have I never heard of this classic saying? Which book does it come from? And which sage said it?"

Looking at the hungry Buddha with a face full of joy, Ran Ran suddenly felt that this guy seemed to be completely possessed.

"Original body and you, I finally met two Buddhist cultivators, but I didn't expect that one is greedy and the other is crazy."

Seeing that Sheng Ran didn't answer his question, he turned around and sighed about something else.

The Buddha was suddenly filled with anger.

"Tell me, tell me quickly, who said this classic?"

The low roar sounded like thunder from the sky,

Endless thunderclouds instantly appeared in the sky,

"Om maaaaaaaah..."

The grand and solemn Zen singing sounded, and then the Buddha raised his big hand and grabbed Shiran,

"It doesn't matter if you don't say it. I have my own magical power to dig this classic sentence out of your mind."

The Buddha's expression at this moment showed no compassion, nor was it plain anymore.

There is a third degree of fanaticism in the ferocious spirit,

It looks inexplicably similar to the previous evil golden cicada.

"Boom~"

When the palm fell, it seemed as if the entire sky had become shorter, but the giant Buddha seemed to be afraid that his own strength would flatten Shi Lan.

Carefully control this pressure to the point where you can only feel relieved and unable to move,

Looking at the appearance of the big Buddha at this moment, it seems that he is as relieved as a porcelain doll that will break at the touch of a touch.

"Hey~ I didn't expect you to be crazy too."

Sighing, he looked up at the slowly falling palm and said softly,

"[Qingyang Wax]"

The words fell,

I saw the bright sun above the dome suddenly burst into glory, and then the endless light emitted instantly overwhelmed the rich Buddha light on the Buddha.

The next moment,

The green candle on the Buddha's chest suddenly melted.

"Gurgling~"

The melted wax oil seemed to be endless, spreading from top to bottom, and soon wrapped the upper body of the Buddha.

But the big Buddha transformed by the old monk didn't seem to feel any of this, and his attention was completely focused on the relief at this moment.

"Yes, yes, just stand there obediently and don't move."

The movement of the big hand wrapped in wax oil seemed extremely slow, but in the blink of an eye it strangely reached the sky above Shiran's head.

"Although I have seen the old monk obsessed with Buddhist scriptures in the [Wine, Sex, and Fortune Building] a long time ago,

But I never thought you could be so crazy. "

When he raised his head, the cyan lotus flowers in his eyes slowly rotated.

Looking at it from a closer look now, I was relieved to find that the Buddha had already changed its appearance.

Although it is not as ugly as the extremely evil golden cicada, nor as disgusting as Gao He's body, the Buddha at this time is also very weird to Shi Ran.

The body of the golden cicada, which looks like a dead tree, is densely covered with many rotten bamboo slips and countless yellowed books.

The Buddha's light shines on these books and bamboo slips, and the voices of countless monks and nuns debating scriptures and preaching can be faintly heard.

"Although this guy is not evil, he is still alienated. And this alienation is probably so deep that it cannot be eliminated even from death to life."

Just one look at it made her breath of relief start to become disordered, but at the same time, she also felt a bit of admiration in her heart.

"Apart from anything else, this guy really likes to read the Bible."

Just as he was sighing with relief, his big hand full of wax oil had already grabbed the relieved man who was firmly pressed in place.

"I finally caught you, but it will hurt a little bit. You have to endure it until I find that classic sentence."

Submerged in the wax oil, the appearance of the Buddha was completely unclear at this moment, but the tone of his words was extremely gentle.

I saw the giant Buddha carefully holding Shi Ran in his hand, then raising his other hand and slowly touching the top of Shi Ran's head.

Look at that movement, it seems like he wants to open the lid of the relieved Tianling, and then rummage through his brain.

Fortunately, the last bit of wax oil had completely wrapped the Buddha.

Seeing this, Xie Ran reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief, and then he couldn't wait and roared as hard as a scream,

"[Old Buddha Candle]"

Suddenly the bright sun above the dome fell downwards,

Extremely fast,

The Buddha didn't have time to react at all, the falling sun had already reached the top of his head,

"Boom~"

The flames rose wildly, unstoppable, and instantly ignited the entire sky,

"Ah~"

The Buddha seemed to finally have consciousness at this time,

and he let out a shocking cry of pain,

"Pah~"

Unconsciously exerting force with his right hand, he saw Shi Ran's body exploded into a ball of blood mist in his hand,

I don't know if it was because of the severe pain in his body and soul or because of the ball of blood mist in his hand,

The Buddha, who had completely turned into a green oil candle, suddenly froze in place.

"No~"

He let out a roar, and then a strong wave of air suddenly burst out from his body.

"Pah~"

Countless oils instantly exploded from his wax body, and countless tentacles flew out from it.

"Tear~"

These tentacles frantically tore at the green wax oil on his body.

But the green wax oil seemed to be endless. After being torn off a lot, it reappeared and quickly submerged the Buddha again.

These tentacles saw that they had no effect, and then they slapped the shining sun above their heads regardless of anything.

It seemed that the Buddha had already forgotten what Shi Ran had said before, "Color is emptiness and emptiness is color". The tentacles swept over the burning sun without any hindrance.

"Shi Ran! Shi Ran, come out!"

Finding that struggling seemed futile, the Buddha's shrill roar continued to explode between heaven and earth,

"Please tell me, okay?"

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