Lord of Puluo
Chapter 151 Family Banquet
Ironworms squirmed on the cheekbones and poked their heads out of the inner corners of the eyes.
Li Banfeng saw its head, which was very close to the eyeballs.
The bug had a mouth on its head. Li Banfeng couldn't see clearly what was going on in the mouth, but he knew that the bug's mouth was aimed at his eyeball, ready to bite him.
Li Banfeng jumped to the "shore", grabbed the wireworm, and pulled hard.
The skin of the iron worm was very rough and thick, with some barbs, and a large piece of flesh and blood was torn out. Li Banfeng pulled the iron worm out of the corner of his eye.
Throwing the bug on the ground, Li Banfeng wanted to step on it, but his feet had lost all feeling.
The leather shoes were full of holes, and it was unknown how many wireworms had gotten into Li Banfeng's feet.
He opened the portable home with the key, threw the key as far away as possible, and stumbled into the house.
He fell to the ground, his whole body was itching, and hundreds of insects were crawling in his body.
Phew~
A cloud of steam rushed over and wrapped around Li Banfeng's body. The steam seeped into the wound and killed the insects one by one.
The three needles extended to Li Banfeng, first taking off his shoes and then tearing his socks to pieces.
A pair of feet were covered with holes the size of incense sticks, and there were things crawling in some of the holes.
"Hey, he's not dead!" the record player lamented, "Where did this evil creature come from, the Iron Wire River? The bugs in the Iron Wire River shouldn't be so strong."
Li Banfeng heard this sentence, but had no strength to answer.
He couldn't answer, and he didn't know what happened to these bugs.
The record player took off Li Banfeng's clothes, and a cloud of steam swirled up and down. After a quarter of an hour, the squirming insects in the cave were gone.
Killing these bugs was easy for the record player, but she was worried about hurting Li Banfeng.
A needle was inserted into the hole in Li Banfeng's ankle bone, and after a moment of provocation, a wireworm more than ten centimeters long was drawn out.
The three needles worked together and picked out the dead wireworms one by one.
Li Banfeng's body convulsed, and he trembled: "Madam, be gentler, be gentler on critical points."
There are also many bugs in critical areas.
Chichi~
The record player deliberately dialed a few times.
"Hey, sir~ Why didn't you speak more gently when you put on the engine oil? Now you know how uncomfortable it is? Hahahaha!"
…
Lu Dongjun, surrounded by a group of entourage, stepped off the train. He went from Lushui City to Haichiling.
As soon as he left the platform, reporters surrounded him.
"Mr. Lu, are you here for disaster relief?"
Lu Dongjun smiled slightly and said: "I said before that disaster relief will not help until the pests are eliminated. The purpose of my visit this time is to clean up the mosquitoes in Haichiling without leaving a single one behind."
"Mr. Lu, the disaster in Haichiling is very serious. Where do you plan to start?"
"I'm going to start with Toutao Ling first."
There are three mountains in Haichiling. Toudaoling is the most prosperous and is a medium-sized city. Erdaoling is composed of three towns. Sandaoling is relatively remote, with dozens of villages of various sizes.
The reporter asked: "Mr. Lu, all major families have exhausted their methods, and a lot of forces have been deployed from other states, but they are all helpless against the mosquitoes. How confident are you in taking action this time?"
Lu Dongjun looked at the reporter and said calmly: "I am very sure."
Click, click, click, the camera kept ringing.
These words really shocked the reporters.
Lu Dongjun said: "This is not my boast. I believe that any big family in Puluo Prefecture can completely eliminate these pests if they show their true skills.
But have they shown their true skills? They are afraid of revealing their family's strength, and they are afraid of causing unnecessary trouble. Today, the people of Haichiling are starving and suffering, and they are still busy scheming.
But the Lu family is different from them, and I, Lu Dongjun, am different from them. I leave my words here today. As long as the mosquitoes are not eradicated, I will never leave Haichiling! "
The reporters were shocked. One reporter asked carefully: "I heard that there were some conflicts between you and your family. Is it convenient for you to disclose some information to us?"
Lu Dongjun smiled and said: "What you call conflict is Qiu Zhiheng, right? Is his surname Lu? Is he a member of the Lu family? What qualifications does he have to dictate matters of the Lu family?
After finishing the matter in Haichiling, I will return to Lushui Bay to clean up the house. I want to give an explanation to my brother, to the Lu family, and to Puozhou! "
These words were all prepared by Wan Jinxian in advance, and Lu Dongjun knew them by heart.
The reporters also wanted to ask about the conflict between Lu Dongjun and Qiu Zhiheng. Lu Dongjun lowered his hands and said: "The top priority right now is not the trivial things in my family. Letting the people of Haichiling survive is the top priority right now. Heavy,
I am ready for a life-and-death battle with the pests. I hope that the major families and gangs in Haichiling can put aside their grudges and fight side by side with Lu. I believe that as long as we work together, we will be able to... …”
At the climax, a mosquito flew into Lu Dongjun's mouth, causing Lu Dongjun to choke and cough twice.
Normally, nothing funny would happen to an eighth-level martial artist.
But Lu Dongjun was a little excited, and there were indeed many mosquitoes in Haichiling, so many that they were so pervasive. Fortunately, the mosquitoes in Haichiling only ate food and did not suck blood, so they would not cause direct harm to people.
The mosquitoes gathered here because they were eyeing the food brought by Lu Dongjun.
These grains were treated by Wan Jinxian with special methods and sealed in glass boxes. They were not for eating, but for killing mosquitoes.
Although Lu Dongjun accidentally ate a mosquito, it was only a small flaw in this wonderful speech.
After leaving the train station, Wan Jinxian took Lu Dongjun to a house.
This is the residence he prepared for Lu Dongjun in advance. Although it is not as luxurious as the one in Green Water Bay, it has all the necessary expenses.
Lu Dongjun settled down and called Wan Jinxian: "If you ask me, we will start tomorrow and kill all the mosquitoes in Toudaoling first!"
Wan Jinxian shook his head and said: "Master, you are too impatient. You have to listen to me on this matter. Wait two days before taking action. Let the reporters make the noise louder and let everyone in Haichiling know who saved it." them!"
new
…
The momentum really got bigger. He Yuxiu looked at the newspaper and laughed angrily: "Damn it, Lu Dongjun is such a bastard. He talks so disgustingly. It seems like he is the only one who contributed to this matter, and everyone else is just watching. I really want to see what he used to kill the mosquitoes!"
He Haiqin, the head of the He family, sat in silence for a long time, shook his head slightly and said, "Lu Dongjun dares to say such things, which proves that he must have some tricks."
He Yuxiu spat and said: "He can have some bullshit tricks. His brains are not even one or two points at all. He is far worse than his brother. I think he can't stay in Green Water City any longer, so he ran to Haichiling is fooling around and cheating to get by."
"Don't be careless. If he really kills the mosquitoes, Haichiling will be his world from now on, Haisheng!" He Haiqin called over He Haisheng, the third eldest son of the He family and the third uncle of He Jiaqing.
"You go to Haichiling, don't make any noise, and watch Lu Dongjun secretly to see what he is trying to do!"
…
Huchi, wheeze~
After killing all the bugs in Li Banfeng's body, the record player focused on Pan Dehai's flesh and blood.
The sound of the huqin sounded, and an old song followed:
"The pipa plays so melodiously,
The song is too sad to sing,
Things in this world are so difficult to explain,
Beautiful flowers lack people to appreciate them,
How can a crow match a phoenix? "
This song is called "Crow and Phoenix". The melody is sad and sad, and the lyrics are full of unwilling resentment. It is sung from the mouth of a woman, which has a unique style.
What kind of style?
The style that makes Li Banfeng angry!
"Why are you singing this? Are you saying that I'm not good enough for you?" Li Banfeng was covered in bandages and glared at the record player.
"Hey, my husband, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about this piece of meat. This piece of meat is a good thing, but at my current level, my husband can't eat it. He just left it like this. It's lifeless. It's Otherwise it would be wasted.”
The words go round and round, but the core meaning is the same.
"You're hungry, just eat. Why do you call me a crow? Why don't you call me a toad!" Li Banfeng was still very angry.
"Hey, my husband, I'm really not talking about you. How can my husband be a toad? Even if my husband is a toad, he is still a golden toad!"
"Okay, okay, eat quickly!"
The record player was no longer polite. Two needles pierced the piece of flesh and blood, absorbing the spiritual energy from inside.
Honglian doesn't eat alive, and the jukebox doesn't eat dead. This is the characteristic of both of them.
Is this piece of flesh and blood considered life or death?
It's hard to define. Judging from the lady's greedy eating appearance, this piece is between life and death. It has spirituality, but it is by no means a complete soul.
It took a full hour for the lady to eat up all the spirituality in her flesh and blood, and the remaining part would be given to Honglian.
Honglian was in the outer room, Li Banfeng couldn't get out of bed, and the record player couldn't come into direct contact with Honglian. Once it came into contact, the two would fight.
The record player opened the door to the outer room and shouted: "Bitch, if you have something good to eat, come out and stuff it yourself!"
Before Honglian could respond, she suddenly heard someone rushing to the door and shouting loudly: "Look up to the sky and go out laughing. How can I be a Penghao person!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Dao rushed up and cut off a small piece of flesh and blood.
"Hahahaha!" Tang Dao was satisfied with getting this piece of flesh and blood, but fearing the revenge of the record player and Honglian, he hurriedly ran to the third room.
Pendulum took the opportunity to suck a few mouthfuls of blood, and the record player didn't stop him: "This bitch has done a great job, let her suck it."
The earring cried out: "Master~"
Li Banfeng put the earrings on the table: "Eat it yourself!"
eat by yourself?
How can it be that easy?
The earrings wouldn't move, and she didn't dare to make mistakes in front of the record player.
"Madam..." Earring greeted her respectfully in front of the record player.
The record player snorted coldly and used a ball of steam to lift the earring onto the flesh and blood, covering it with oil and water.
Earring was very happy and thanked her profusely. The record player responded coldly: "No need to thank you. Today's meal will satisfy all you cheap hooves."
Tang Dao laughed loudly in the third room and said: "I am a son of a man, not a cheap man!"
The record player shouted: "If you talk any more, I will melt you into iron!"
The copper lotus flower didn't wait for anyone else, it blew up a whirlwind, collected the flesh and blood, closed the petals, and started to make elixirs.
Is there anyone else?
have!
An old voice cried: "I'm cold, who can keep me warm?"
It's a teapot.
The teapot given to Li Banfeng by the ascetic Zhong Desong.
Because the level of this magic weapon is too high and the price is too high, it has been sealed. I don’t know why today, but I can actually speak.
In fact, it was the lady who made him talk on purpose.
"Hey, you old ghost, now you know it's cold, hahaha! Do you want to eat? Have you learned the rules? If you can't, you can only watch from now on."
"I understand the rules. Madam, please be kind and let me go."
This teapot is indeed of great use. Li Banfeng looked at his wife, who responded: "My husband, don't worry. When I buy another room for my husband in the future, I won't dare to make mistakes with this teapot."
This means that if Li Banfeng reaches another level, he will be able to control this teapot.
Are you going to level up again?
possible.
The origin of this Pan Dehai is not simple. After eating his flesh and blood, the lady will probably regain a lot of strength.
If the house is built on the fourth floor and the hotel is built on the second floor, then the cultivation will backfire and Li Banfeng will be torn apart again?
There was no need to discuss this matter. Firstly, the lady could not be told about the traveling training, and secondly, the lady never greeted Li Banfeng before he was promoted.
I have to find an opportunity to quickly upgrade the travel repairman to the third level.
Huh~chichichi~
The lady yawned: "Hey, sir, you can recover well in the house. I'm sleepy, so I need to take a nap."
The food this time was not easy to digest, so the lady fell into a deep sleep.
PS: Li Banfeng is still lost, how should he go back next?
No need to ask, just go in the opposite direction along the Tiexian River!
Is it that simple?
Christmas Eve is here, and the New Year is coming soon. Dear readers, please accept the salad as a blessing.
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