Lord of Puluo

Although the New Year has passed, Curie is filled with a strong flavor of the New Year.

A layer of mist formed on the horn of the record player, and clouds of steam kept rubbing the huge locust head in front of me.

Bang bang bang~唔!

"Chong Kui~" The lady sang two words in an adagio and long note.

Li Banfeng had never heard of this term: "What is Chongkui?"

"One of the leaders of the insect cultivators, he is stronger than the Earth God. Wait...this is not an ordinary insect leader. Let the little slave smell this smell. This thing seems to have received other blessings.

You can’t be wrong, you can’t be wrong, it does have the blessings given by others, it is a good thing, it is really a good thing! "

The tentacles on the huge locust's head were still trembling slowly.

The bug seemed alive and frightened.

There was more and more dew on the horn, and the lady couldn't hold back her appetite, but she was still a little worried about the origin of the head.

"Hey sir, where did this head of the insect leader come from?"

Li Banfeng told the truth: "The salesman sold it to me."

"Salesman? Sold it to you?" The record player didn't believe it. "How could the salesman sell this to you? My husband, this is not something you can just joke about."

Li Banfeng showed displeasure: "When did I make a joke? The salesman sold it to me. He offered it for 20. I said should I sell it for 15? He said yes."

Da da da~ 唔!

Whoops! Whoops!

There was something wrong with the lady's cognition, and she suspected that Li Banfeng was crazy.

"Ms. sir, you just said fifteen and twenty, shouldn't they be Huan Guo banknotes?"

"It's Huan Guoqian."

"You said fifteen or two billion, right? Can you afford so much money?"

Li Banfeng puffed up his chest and said, "How can I have so much money? I only spent fifteen yuan."

Whoops! Whoops!

A cloud of steam enveloped Li Banfeng, filled with the lady's tenderness and sweetness: "Ms. sir, our husband and wife love each other deeply and we have never had any suspicion about each other. It's just that my little slave is not in good health and has never consummated the marriage with me. Mr. sir, how can I do that?" Do not mind."

Li Banfeng looked magnanimous and smiled slightly: "Actually, I do mind. We have never consummated our marriage. How can we be a serious couple? But if we can oil the engine once a day, this matter is not non-negotiable."

While talking, Li Banfeng took the oil can and opened the back cover of the case.

"Hey, sir, let's not talk about the engine oil first. This engine oil is really... no, no, not in short supply..."

Although the singing tone changed, the lady still gritted her teeth and stood up, took a breath, and then said: "Ms. sir, the engine oil is on for you. Let's talk about this bug boss in detail. Mr. sir, please don't deceive me. Where did this thing come from? of?"

Li Banfeng got angry: "I told you, I bought it from the salesman, but since you can't trust me, I'll just throw it out."

Li Banfeng was really about to throw it away, but the record player quickly stopped him: "Ms. sir, you can't throw this thing away."

"Why can't you just throw it away? How can something worth fifteen yuan come from so much clutter?"

"Ms. sir, don't be upset. I'll bring you the engine oil. Don't be upset, sir. I know I was wrong~"

The record player coaxed and persuaded Li Banfeng to come back. Tang Dao said from the side: "Mother, I will testify for the master about this. It was indeed bought for fifteen yuan. The salesman also said that this thing should be rushed while it is fresh. After eating, you can cook porridge and stew soup!"

"What soup to make? What porridge to make?" The record player inserted two needles into the locust's head. "Such a good thing must be eaten raw!"

Hiss~hiss~

The copper lotus bloomed.

She bloomed with dew.

The lotus seeds that had been refining the dripping monster and Pan Dehai before were still immature, but now she paused the refining, and the whirlwind in the lotus heart had already blown towards the tentacles on the locust's head.

"Honglian, are you greedy too? Don't be impatient!" The record player was still trying to restrain himself, "I still can't figure out what the salesman is thinking."

Jiu Gulu rubbed against Li Banfeng. She wanted to explain a few words, but she had to ask for Li Banfeng's consent.

Li Banfeng patted Hulu's waist twice: "If you have something to say, just say it. You don't have to be so restrained at home."

Gourd said to the record player: "Sister, I have done great work in controlling insects in Haichiling. This should be the reward given by the salesman."

"With meritorious service..."

What kind of merit deserves such a generous reward?

The lady didn't know much about the outside world, and originally wanted to ask for some details, but her irresistible appetite made her give up the idea of ​​asking, "make money and make money, and don't owe anything to each other. This is indeed the temperament of a salesman. In that case, there’s no need to worry! Hey, sisters, prepare chopsticks!”

Tang Dao shouted: "I'm ready too!"

The record player trembled and began to suck the remaining soul and spirituality of the locust.

Pendulum immediately rushed up and begged to the record player: "Madam, I follow the master in front of the horse and behind the horse, and face the enemy in battle. I am never afraid of fighting. I can't miss my reward."

After saying that, Pendulum stepped forward and sucked the locust's brain.

The record player was furious, and a cloud of steam forced the pendulum back: "You unruly bitch, you dare to stick your mouth out before I finish eating!"

"The time is when you come but cannot lose it; the opportunity is when you go forward and cannot lose it!" Tang Dao rushed over and shouted loudly, "What the mistress taught me is, how can this bitch like Hanxue take the turn to fight and fight in this matter? , which time was it not me who rushed ahead!"

If Tang Dao is not greedy, he only needs a tentacle.

The record player was not given, and Tang Dao was so hot that his whole body turned red.

Earring cried: "Master, I follow you and serve you diligently. When have you ever slacked off? This credit cannot be omitted from me."

"A lot, a lot..." Li Banfeng comforted.

"I'm heartbroken. I'm willing to change the rules. I sincerely follow my master and let me take a bite!" Teapot couldn't bear it anymore. He was sealed by the record player and couldn't use any strength. He forcibly resisted the burning of the steam and wanted to come up and share it. Some oil and water.

Jiu Gourd has been restraining himself, but the record player also saw his thoughts: "Sister, do you want to eat? Since you only eat flesh and blood, wait until I finish eating, and you can take another bite.

We are only one family when we eat from the same family, so you don’t have to be polite about it. "

Jiu Gulu was very nervous, and he didn’t know whether the record player was sincerely inviting him, or was trying to test him.

She rubbed against Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng said with a smile: "Eat it, just treat it like New Year's Eve dinner."

Seeing that this gourd had to ask Li Banfeng for instructions no matter what, the lady was stunned for a moment and continued to suck on the locust's head.

All the magic weapons were gathered around, waiting for the lady and Honglian to step forward and share a sip of oil and water during their meal.

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Vaguely, Li Banfeng heard a faint voice.

"Give me one bite, just one bite..."

Who is speaking?

Li Banfeng searched for the sound for a long time and finally found the source of the sound.

Judge pen.

The judge's pen that was developed through laziness.

When he met Pan Dehai's beloved before, he wanted to take a bite of it, and when he met the dripping monster, he also wanted to take a bite.

But he was too lazy to say.

This time he encountered Chong Kui's head. He couldn't resist it and finally spoke.

Even the Judge's Pen has opened its mouth, is there still some magic weapon missing?

Li Banfeng remembered.

The fan Pan Dehai gave him didn't open his mouth, and he couldn't. He had been refined by the copper lotus.

After practicing for so long, why is there still no movement?

To say that heartburn and dripping monsters are hard to digest, it shouldn't take that long to refine a magic weapon.

Li Banfeng asked Tonglianhua, but Tonglianhua couldn't talk to Li Banfeng directly. The record player was eating nearby and explained: "It's not Honglian's fault for this. She has cleaned up the folding fan, but the spirituality in it is difficult to deal with.

The spirit of the fan is very loyal to Pan Dehai. He promised to follow his husband, but he still had other thoughts. There should be Pan Dehai's tricks here. Even if he practiced again, he would also have a rebellious bad seed.

Honglian does not eat raw food. The spirituality inside such high-level magic weapons can be regarded as living things. Honglian gave this spirituality to the slave, and the slave ate him! "

"Eat it?" Li Banfeng frowned, "Then isn't this magic weapon useless?"

"I can't say it's useless. The materials are still there. High-level magic weapons. The materials are very precious. If my husband encounters an obedient spirit in the future, he will refine it again. Sister Gourd, do you think this is appropriate?"

"Sister handled it well, and this is how it should be handled." Another layer of cold sweat broke out on Hulu's body.

The lady was still absorbing spiritual energy, and the red lotus produced another whirlwind, blowing over Chong Kui's head.

Zhong Pendulum and Tang Dao also quietly approached the head.

The lady was angry: "What's going on today? Are you all so unruly? What's wrong with you hungry ghosts?"

Gululu~

The water tank of the record player also made a strange sound, which was very similar to the sound of a hungry person.

"Hey! Why do you still feel hungry, little slave? This is too abnormal. Sir, did you bring something back?"

Li Banfeng took the worm out of his pocket: "This is from Pan Dehai."

"Intestinal reel silkworms!" The lady was startled, "Pan Dehai, this old dog, why did you give this thing to you! I wonder why the whole family is so hungry. It turns out that this insect is the cause!"

Li Banfeng said: "This thing is also a treasure."

"It's true that it's a treasure, but apart from being a food and cultivator, it's of no use to others!"

"It can't be useless, right? If it doesn't work, let Honglian refine it into a magic weapon."

"This is a unique type of magic weapon in Haichiling. It is a magic weapon that is of little use and cost a lot. It will make you want to eat all the time while carrying it with you. It will be a burden."

"Then make the elixir."

"You can't make any good elixir from this thing. You might turn into a hungry ghost after eating it. In the end, you have to sell it to a food cultivator. Besides, Red Lotus doesn't eat raw food, so the soul of this bug has to be dealt with separately."

"Then I'll feed my wife to replenish her health."

"Thank you for your love, Mr. Xian. If I eat it, I won't be so polite when I get hungry. I'm afraid I will eat whatever I see."

You said this as if you are usually very polite.

Li Banfeng opened the can and said, "What do you think we should do with this thing?"

"My husband, please don't bring it home again. I'm afraid it will cause trouble after a long time! Let's sell it quickly and find a food repairer. We should be able to sell it for a good price." The record player is not an alarmist. Judging from today's situation, these magic weapons There are signs of losing control, even the Judge Pen made by Lazy Cultivation has spoken.

Li Banfeng ate the canned food and said, "I can't keep this stuff with me all the time. I've almost run out of canned food at home."

The record player spewed out a cloud of steam and enveloped the silkworm: "I'll trap it first, but it won't last long. My husband will sell it as soon as possible."

The atmosphere in the portable Curie is still warm. Even if the intestinal silkworms are controlled, the temptation of the leader of the insects is still there.

The lady had eaten up all her spiritual energy and was quite tired. The other magic weapons each shared some of the sweetness. The lotus flower took the insect head away, and layers of halo filled her body.

Li Banfeng left his home, opened the map, and followed Yao Lao's route back to Yaowanggou.

Jiu Hulu was a little worried: "Little brother, I promise not to talk nonsense with Mr. Yao when I go back. If you really can't trust me, you don't have to go to Yaowanggou. But I still have the deed with me, so it's best to have an explanation. "

Li Banfeng patted the gourd: "I can trust you, and I can trust Mr. Yao."

…

Taking Curie with him, Honglian asked: "The gourd seems to have failed to grasp the madman's thoughts."

Huchi~

"She really can't control it. Sometimes I can't control what the madman is thinking." The record player yawned.

Hiss~

Honglian asked softly: "Wicked woman, are you going to recover? You have eaten a lot of good things in the past two days."

Huchi~

"Bitch, do you eat less good food than me? You gave the elixir to the madman, but you kept the good food for yourself?

You must have accumulated a lot of energy after chewing for so long this time. "

Honglian sneered: "I'm just picking up some leftovers from your mouth. One day, if you can leave this place, don't forget to take me with you."

Chichi~

"The day you want to leave, you have to inform me in advance, otherwise don't blame me for ruining your affairs."

"Wicked woman, do you think we can find a way out on our own?" Honglian blew up a whirlwind and opened the door of the outer room, seeming to be looking at the door of the main room.

"Haven't you tried it before? This is the madman's house. No one can get out without going through the madman's hands. If you are not convinced, you can try again." The record player yawned again and fell asleep. .

The red lotus exudes a halo and works hard to refine the elixir.

He had to get more pills for this madman to eat. Honglian felt that the home cultivator was about to be promoted, and if the traveling cultivator couldn't keep up, the madman might die.

While refining the elixir, Honglian looked towards the door from time to time.

Before leaving this place, the madman must be kept alive.

PS: Wouldn’t it be great to live with Ban Feng? Why does Guren want to go out?