Lord of Puluo
Chapter 184 Happy Village
The cook held up the red-hot iron drill and looked at Chu Er: "That bearded man is not an ascetic at all. Since he is not an ascetic, why did he come to Kucai Village?"
During the fight during the day, the cook could see that Li Banfeng's cultivation was different. He didn't know the purpose of Li Banfeng coming to Kucaizhuang, but the battle during the day seriously affected his status in Kucaizhuang.
Although he is just a rice cook, he cherishes his position very much, and his power in Kucaizhuang is indeed not small. In addition to being a rice cook, he is also responsible for food distribution.
"Just tell me his name, I just want to know his name." The cook came closer and closer with an iron pick, and Chu Er's body kept shaking.
It would be a lie to say that I am not afraid.
Chu Er bit his lips and shouted with blood-red eyes: "Come on! Come on me! Heat it here! See if I'm afraid of you! Don't dare to attack, you are a bastard!"
People around were stunned.
Why is this woman so crazy?
She is a second-level ascetic cultivator, but if she really gets burned...
I just asked her her name, why didn’t she say it?
Chu Er didn't understand Li Qi.
The only thing she knew was that Li Qi didn't want to be understood.
"Little girl, if you are brave, I have prepared a dozen iron picks and I will take my time to clean you up.
Don't say I didn't remind you, if the house is cleaned up, you will no longer be a woman.
That's fine, we shouldn't have so much thought in our hard training. If you are really so brave, don't scream for a while! "
Tsk!
Chu Er didn't scream.
The cook called.
"ah!!!"
He screamed loudly.
The iron drill held in the cook's hand was kicked by Li Banfeng, and it hit his face.
The flaming iron drill was burned from the center of the eyebrow to the corner of the mouth.
These people were originally going to sneak attack Li Banfeng, but when they saw Li Banfeng suddenly appeared and burned the cook, the group of ascetics ran away and retreated back to the cafeteria.
There was only one person left in front of him who was cooking, and he was pushed to the ground by Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng stepped on the chest where he was cooking, holding an iron drill in one hand, and asked in a calm tone: "What did you just say about cleaning up the door? What is the door?"
The voice of the cook was trembling: "The door is the door..."
Chu Er spat: "The portal is something on the body."
"What's on you?" Li Banfeng stared at the cook for a while, "Where is your door? Where is it?"
The cook didn't know how to answer.
Chu Er whispered: "How can he have a family..."
Li Banfeng didn't understand: "Didn't you say that the door is a place on the body? Why didn't he?"
"He is a man, and men have no family..." Chu Er's voice became even softer, and he couldn't even hear it.
"Men actually don't have a family?"
Such a thing actually exists!
Li Banfeng was deeply shocked by this answer!
"No means no..." Chu Er didn't know what he was talking about.
"Is it true?" Li Banfeng looked at the uncle on the ground.
"No, really not!" The uncle shook his head desperately.
Li Banfeng raised the iron hammer: "Then I will open a door for you. What do you think?"
Chu Er was frightened.
The cook kept begging for mercy.
Sneak, burnt smoke rises.
The wailing of the meal was deafening.
Granny Ku was watching from a distance and did not stop her.
As long as no one is killed, she doesn't care about suffering.
Practice.
This is all considered practice.
…
The door was opened, and the uncle who cooked the meal was not dead and slept peacefully.
Li Banfeng said to himself: "Should I call him aunt in the future?"
Chu Er was still hanging on the wooden stake, looking down at Li Banfeng: "Are you here to save me?"
Li Banfeng didn't know how to answer.
He didn't come to save Chu Er, he came to make trouble in Baishi Restaurant.
But Chu Er just had a hard time and would rather destroy the family than say Li Banfeng's name, which made Li Banfeng change some of his impressions of her.
Just lie to her once.
"Yes." Li Banfeng looked at Chu Er and nodded seriously.
After saying that, he lowered the brim of his hat, turned and left.
yes.
He came to save me.
This word carries a lot of weight to Chu Er.
There are still people in this world who care about her.
Looking at Li Banfeng's retreating figure, Chu Er said with tears in his eyes: "You came to save me, why don't you put me down?"
Chu Er is still hanging.
Li Banfeng came back quickly and freed her from the tree stump.
Forgot, really forgot.
When untying the rope, Li Banfeng did not forget to ask: "Do you have a family?"
"Yes." Chu Er replied quietly.
"Is it true..."
"What woman doesn't!" Chu Er couldn't bear it anymore.
Li Banfeng thought about the pendulum and earrings, shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily the case."
There should be red lotus and wine gourd.
The lady has a door, the cabinet door of the cabinet, does that count?
Chu Er wiped the blood on his face and said to Li Banfeng: "When you get back to Lushui City, I will take you to find a hospital..."
"You take a rest here first, and I'll ask them to take a bath." Li Banfeng walked towards the restaurant.
He rubbed the teapot and whispered: "Brother, I don't need to tell you the water temperature."
"Brother, if you go through so much trouble, I'm afraid Granny Ku won't let you go."
It's best if she doesn't spare me. She won't kill me anyway. As long as she sends me out of Kucaizhuang, it will be better than here.
Li Banfeng jumped on the roof, and soon there were wails from the house.
Granny Ku, where have you been?
Don’t you not allow people in Zhuangzi to take a bath?
I violated the rules and refused again. Get me out quickly!
…
That night, Granny Ku didn't come.
At dawn the next day, when it was time to have breakfast, everyone was waiting eagerly with their rice bowls in hand.
The uncle who was the cook could no longer cook. Now he has become an aunt and is still recovering from his injuries on the straw mat.
He couldn't do it, but Li Banfeng could do it himself.
Chu Er chops firewood, Chu Er makes fire, Chu Er carries water, Chu Er washes rice, and Li Banfeng is responsible for controlling the heat.
I ate porridge this morning. It was still served with bitter vegetables, but there was no sand in the porridge.
There is no shortage of food in the cafeteria, and dry rice is eaten at noon until everyone is full.
In the evening it was still porridge, but this time it had a meaty taste. Li Banfeng took out ten cans and poured them into the porridge.
The meal was delicious, and for the first time the ascetic monks' faces, with their green faces, saw a little red light.
Granny Ku stood outside the restaurant, her eyes trembling.
new
Do you think I can let you go like this?
How long can you go crazy?
There are even crazier things.
Late at night, Li Banfeng asked the wine gourd: "What is the strongest wine in the world?"
"Little brother, this is hard to say. How intense do you want it to be?"
"Can one pound of wine make sixty people drunk?"
"Yes." Jiu Gourd answered confidently.
"Don't taste too strong."
"I can make them not taste the alcohol."
Li Banfeng smiled: "I'll have porridge tomorrow morning."
…
Early the next morning, we ate porridge at the restaurant.
After two bowls of porridge, a woman suddenly burst into tears: "If I hadn't been deceived by that man, I wouldn't have come to this place at all."
This woman's name was Qian Jiafeng, and her family was originally well off. Like Yanzi, she was deceived by a heartless man. She became disillusioned and began to practice hard.
A man sat next to Qian Jiafeng and asked in a low voice: "What kind of person are you talking about?"
This man's name is Ou Haidong. In Kucai Village, he lives close to Qian Jiafeng. The two of them often take care of each other. However, according to the rules of Kucai Village, they do not ask about each other's origins, so they are not aware of Qian Jiafeng's past. , he doesn’t know much.
Qian Jiafeng sobbed and said: "He is the most shameless man in the world. He came to my house to be a teacher and deceived me because he could write two poems.
My father found out about it and kicked me out of the house. I still wanted to live with him, but he found someone else in the blink of an eye. "
Ou Haidong sighed and said, "Stop crying. It's not worth shedding tears for such a person."
He wanted to hug Qian Jiafeng, but a middle-aged woman sat over with porridge: "Let me tell you, there is no good thing about this man, he is just a wolf-hearted man!"
After saying that, the woman raised her neck and drank a bowl of porridge!
A middle-aged man next to him came over and said with a blushing face: "That doesn't make sense. I'm just a pretty good man."
"Bah!" the middle-aged woman spat, "Stay away from me, I can't trust you leaders!"
"I'm the one who's in charge," the uncle who was cooking the meal cried while drinking porridge, "I'm the one who's in charge!"
Another man said with a smile: "They said you have a portal, show me, I've never seen it before."
The whole restaurant was filled with cries and laughter!
Granny Ku stood in front of the Baishi Restaurant, her eyes trembling again.
Okay, let me see how crazy you are!
…
After three days of free food, everyone went home.
In the evening, Li Banfeng and Chu Er did not go home and followed Qian Jiafeng to her residence.
Li Banfeng lowered his voice and said, "Are you sure there is interest between the two of them?"
Chu Er nodded and said: "The last time I came to Kucaizhuang, the two of them kept flirting, but no one dared to break the window paper!"
Li Banfeng looked at Chu Er with disdain: "You haven't studied, right? Is the window paper meant to be torn? It is to be pierced!"
Chu Er was stunned for a moment and said, "Do you mean the window or the door?"
…
Not long after the two of them waited, Ou Haidong arrived.
Chu Er was sure that he would come: "Every time he eats for free, he will come to Qian Jiafeng's house to help clean up."
Li Banfeng looked at Chu Er: "Did you come to Kucaizhuang to practice or to watch the fun?"
Chu Er lowered his head and said, "I didn't care either..."
Chu Erzhen in Kucaizhuang and Lvshui City were two people, and Li Banfeng didn't know which one was her true temperament.
Not long after, the house was arranged, and Qian Jiafeng wanted to stay with Ou Haidong for a cup of tea. Ou Haidong was a gentleman, so he drank a cup of tea, got up and left.
Qian Jiafeng walked outside and suddenly saw a woman with a scarred face and a gloomy expression standing at the door.
Qian Jiafeng trembled in fright, and Ou Haidong quickly blocked Qian Jiafeng behind him.
"You are the girl who was beaten before," Ou Haidong recognized Chu Er, "We don't dare to offend the rice cook. We can't help you, but we didn't hurt you either."
Chu Er looked at Ou Haidong and then at Qian Jiafeng: "Is there really not you two?"
Ou Haidong looked serious and said: "I am an aboveboard person and I will never deny what I have done."
"Okay, I believe you." Chu Er turned and left.
Qian Jiafeng shivered for a long time and said, "She, why is she so scary?"
Ou Haidong said solemnly: "This woman is quite pitiful, but I think she is crazy and may come back."
Qian Jiafeng held Ou Haidong's hand: "I'm scared."
Ou Haidong said: "Don't worry, I'll be guarding you at your door all night."
"The door..."
Ou Haidong lowered his head and said, "I won't enter your house, don't worry."
He just kept her at Qian Jiafeng's door and waited for more than half an hour before Qian Jiafeng came out.
"How about we go have another cup of tea?"
"No," Ou Haidong took a deep breath, "You should rest early."
"Just, have a cup of tea..."
Ou Haidong thought for a while and nodded: "Okay."
He drank another cup of tea.
This cup of tea was very special. There was wine in it, but he couldn't taste it.
This wine is good, aphrodisiac, and also adds to the mood.
The two drank a few more cups of tea, and Ou Haidong suddenly touched Qian Jiafeng's cheek.
Qian Jiafeng grabbed Ou Haidong's hand and pulled him into the back room.
…
Li Banfeng and Chu Er were lying by the window, watching carefully.
After watching for a while, Li Banfeng signaled to Chu Er that it was time to leave.
Chu Er didn’t leave.
After watching for a while, Li Banfeng signaled that it was time to leave.
Chu Er's veins popped out when he saw it, but he still refused to leave.
Li Banfeng twisted her peach, which made Chu Er feel the pain, so he reluctantly left.
Halfway through, Chu Er kept complaining: "I've been tossing with you all night and you won't even let me go?"
"Do you know where that middle-aged woman lives?"
"I know, I know, but what's so good about her?"
"It's beautiful, but you don't understand..."
The two of them exchanged their experiences while going to the next house.
Granny Ku looked behind them.
Okay, I'll make you crazy, let me see you...
Can't watch anymore.
The bitter mother-in-law couldn't bear it anymore and beat Li Banfeng painfully the next day.
Li Banfeng didn't care, he just wanted to polish his muscles.
After tempering Li Banfeng, Granny Ku returned to her residence and picked bitter herbs one by one.
After picking most of it, I heard Li Banfeng's hearty laughter again.
"Hahahaha! This place is pretty good!"
What is this madman going to do?
Grandma Ku threw the bitter vegetables into the basket and gritted her teeth.
PS: Buccaizhuang will soon become Happy Village.
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