Lord of the Mysteries fanfic: wake up, hermit

"Deng Deng Deng, dong dong dong."

Thoth struggled to open his eyes, struggled to get up from the bed, and stared at the Son of God who was disturbing his dream outside the window. Shi Tiantian, who had been tinkering with the loophole for half a quarter of an hour, was very satisfied with the result and excitedly asked Thoth to trick him.

beckoned.

"You are really... my ancestor! Can you please stop disturbing me when I'm doing my business?!" Even though he said that, Thoth still opened the restriction and let this annoying bird fly in.

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"Business? Aren't you just sleeping?" Amon looked at his messy hair and wrinkled pajamas. "It's ten o'clock in the morning now. Where are you who used to get up before dawn?"

Thoth hesitated for a moment, but still did not tell Amon about the prophetic dream. He could only glare at him without any deterrence, then opened the wardrobe, slowly picked out a few clothes, and dressed himself up.

"Why are you here?" Thoth took off his pajamas, revealing his bamboo-like shapely upper body, and his voice still sounded hoarse after a long sleep.

"What, you're not welcome?" Amon looked into the still open closet - the closet was supposed to be a relatively private place, but Thoth was distracted and simply turned a blind eye.

Seeing that the other party didn't answer, Amon answered by himself: "Father's kingdom is very good, but it will become boring if you stay there for a long time."

"If you cultivate two loved ones, you will feel that your time will be much easier to pass... Pass me your coat."

"Beloved? I don't need that kind of thing." The deceiver deceived the refractive index of light, so the dark purple robe glowed as deep blue as the starry sky, "And ah, I watched my father perform miracles,

When you realize your desires and gain admiration, you feel one thing even more..."

"What?"

"Actually, humans believe in gods not because of respect and love, but because of greed." Amon showed a slightly evil smile, "Believers worship gods, maybe they are just expressing their desires in another way?"

These treacherous words were enough to make any devout man's lips turn white and cold sweat break out, but Thoth didn't even blink his eyes. After hearing what he said, Medici wanted to burn him to ashes.

Meng couldn't help but feel bored, but the next moment he made an even more interesting discovery: Thoth was smiling, not a fake smile... but because he was in a good mood.

Shi Tiantian suddenly remembered something: the Hidden Sage had not spread knowledge about faith to him since he was a child.

"I haven't heard this statement for many years." Thoth put on his belt, "This statement is not blasphemous. For most humans who cannot deal with gods in their lives, gods are just a collection of wishes and the sustenance of obsessions.

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He sat in front of the mirror and slowly took care of his waist-length hair, "In that era and country where I lived, there were many gods and churches, and people would worship their statues and pray.

Gestures, lighting an incense candle..." At this point, He smiled mischievously, "But, these behaviors are not limited to a certain object."

"For example, when a student is about to take an exam, he will worship the god who controls knowledge, but this does not prevent him from worshiping the god who maintains business order tomorrow - after all, who doesn't want to be rich? He will worship the day after tomorrow.

A god who drives away diseases, and the day after tomorrow go worship a god who controls good weather."

"To a certain extent, this kind of worshiping every god is the same as not believing in any god at all... Do you understand what I mean?"

"Indeed, in this way, it will be difficult for the gods to establish a huge power and extend their struggle to the human world."

"Sigh... If this is really the case, then the world will be too peaceful."

Thoth tried hard to raise his hair so that it would look fresher, but a few strands would always slip out from between his fingers and fall on the back of his neck. Amon couldn't stand it anymore, so he took a hand, and those satin

The black hair clung to the thief's nimble fingers, and was finally smoothly tied into a silver hairband.

"Thank you."

"If you really want to say thank you, how about going to the spirit world with me to have some fun? Today is the Sabbath, and we can go have something to eat before that."

On the Sabbath, Thoth received much fewer prayer meetings than usual, and he would visit his favorite small restaurants and bakeries. As time passed, people's craftsmanship became better and better, and the food they made was better.

It is becoming more and more precise, which makes Him very happy.

"No, I plan to go to the Eastern Continent."

"What are you doing in the Eastern Continent?"

"Look at your dad, I haven't seen him for a long time."

"Don't you often meet in dreams?" At this point, Shi Angel pouted dissatisfiedly - it's not like he has never tried to intervene in the conversations between adults, but he always pops up again and again, even though the Creator's

The power is immeasurable, but the God of cunning and mischief is inevitably a little frustrated. Thoth caught His little temper in the mirror and chuckled: "I mean Sasriel, I haven't officially met Him yet."

In the new year, new content has been added to the sacred book of the omniscient and omnipotent Creator: "The angel of darkness is the left hand of the Creator, his agent, and the deputy king of heaven."

Thoth asked about this matter in his dream last time, but the Creator only said that he had a sudden thought, so he played a joke about Eve. At that time, He used the audience's language to talk about this topic, but afterwards Thoth thought more and more.

Something's wrong - who would give away authority just to make fun of something?

"Although that guy is the half-body of Father God, he has no resemblance to Father God. It can be said to be extremely boring." Amon picked up a sheet of music that Thoth had placed beside his pillow. Thoth would try to

To paraphrase the old song, "There's almost nothing you can say to Him except hello."

"We haven't met yet, how do you know that I have nothing to talk about with Him?"

"You might as well accompany me to the spirit world. Maybe we can catch Fulgrim's dog."

Thoth shook his head, "How about you go by yourself this time?"

"Okay, that's okay." Amon handed the sheet of music to Him, "But you have to sing this to me, using the language of the old days."

"..." Thoth was speechless for a moment, "Should I praise you for your perseverance?"

"Or you can teach me the language directly."

"Then you'd better go to sleep."

"What's the meaning?"

"Dear, I have everything in my dreams... Hey, hey, don't poke me! I fought back!"