Lord of the Witches

A normal transcendent's degree of satisfaction with a rare object is generally determined by its power and rarity.

For abnormal extraordinary beings, only they themselves know what the standards are.

The initial hand of the deck box requires seventeen cards.

Tang Qi thought that since there were still fourteen quotas left, he helped the foursome open the secret school and turned it into a huge "extraordinary shopping mall". The foursome should be able to come up with an excellent deck.

Combat power, protection, and treatment should all be arranged, without getting weird things like "infinite hens".

However, Tang Qi was still naive. When the four people ran over excitedly, Tang Qi also saw the container they selected.

The most eye-catching thing is a huge snow-white doll.

Like a castle, it moved slowly.

The body is bloated but very cute, especially the head, which is a complete personification of anime characters.

"Supernatural Creatures: Adorable Bears."

"As the name suggests, this is a very cute, strange creature in the shape of a giant doll bear. Its original form was a doll bear. It was given life by a passing [Angel of Life] when it was in the market."

"But unfortunately, it doesn't have any fighting ability. Despite its huge size, it is timid and may get punctured and leaked... But it is really cute. Who doesn't want to be held in your arms - —The angel of life remains.”

"Leak?"

Most people might think that the two girls should be the ones who chose this stuffed bear.

But the truth is that Tang Qi saw the burly demon hunter warrior.

Before Tang Qi could continue to look around, a strange, harsh sound suddenly came from his ears.

His eyes swept around, and he saw the secret pharmacist approaching him as if asking for credit.

He waved his hands back proudly, and a "super band" with a dark style and strange appearance was revealed.

Along with the magic sound, Tang Qi saw the fragments:

[Supernatural Creatures: The Poe Band. 】

[Status: Included. 】

[Information fragment 1: This is an extremely rare ghost band. Every member of them is dead. Every member has extraordinary talents. Whether they are alive or after death, if they are willing, they can Become a powerful supernatural being. 】

[Information Fragment 2: They focused on each other and playing the sound of their souls. For this reason, they even rejected the invitation of more than one god, including a "powerful god of death". They missed out on becoming the favored ones of the gods. As for the Godly opportunity, I just don’t regret it. 】

[Information Fragment 3: They are powerful in nature, but they do not actually have any combat power. If you take them with you on your journey, there will be no benefit except listening to the "Dark Divine Comedy". 】

[Information fragment four: Of course, in some extremely special situations, they may have some effect. 】

…

Next to the band, Tang Qi saw another beautiful and dignified woman wearing a maid uniform.

It looks human in appearance, but it's also obviously a weirdo.

Tang Qi saw a special power in her, which was of a higher level and could even be considered a power involving "rules".

Stare carefully and the fragments will overflow.

[Supernatural Creature: Mysterious Maid. 】

[Status: Included. 】

[Information Fragment 1: An extraordinary and strange life from a foreign world. She can change her external form at will, but no matter what form or race she is, she will wear a fitted maid outfit. Even if she turns into a fire dragon, then It must also be the Fire Dragon Maid. 】

[Information Fragment 2: In addition to having to wear a maid costume, she also possesses an extremely powerful power that can even affect "divine entities", that is... a cross-dressing maid. 】

[Information Fragment 3: If you look directly at her for more than three seconds, this rule will take effect. Those below weak gods will be almost impossible to resist. They will definitely be put into maid outfits, and most of them are revealing styles or sexy styles. Even a few weak gods cannot resist. , most weak gods need to use divine power, while ordinary gods are exempt from this rule. 】

[Information Fragment 4: Apart from this rule, the mysterious maid has not shown any power anymore. She is suspected to be a life created by a certain "God of Mischief". 】

[Information Fragment 5: The maid outfit given by her does no harm and has characteristics that match the aesthetics of any race. 】

…

"Well, I should get used to it."

Tang Qi nodded and silently accepted the relevant settings of the foursome.

That is, they can't see the real contained objects in their eyes.

Who dares to believe it?

Even if you only have three minutes, even if you choose with your eyes closed, there is a high probability that you will be able to choose some rare objects or extraordinary beings that can provide combat power.

However, none of the four chose this type of containment object.

Although from Tang Qi's personal point of view, he also liked these shelters.

Once you accept the settings, the rest is not difficult.

Tang Qi glanced around and didn't even hit the four people on the head with the paddle. Instead, he gave a thumbs up and praised:

"A very good deck. The four of you are geniuses and will win."

"I guess in the big adventure game, there must be a victory condition such as 'Mr. Fun'."

"Then let's officially set off."

"Funny!"

After the words fell, Tang Qi, as the ace card, turned into a weird and wonderful [Fool Boatman] card, returning to the gorgeous and ridiculous card box.

Immediately afterwards, all the contained objects, including the Infinite Hen, the Rubber Tree Man, the Cute Bear, the Edgar Allan Poe Band, and the Mysterious Maid, turned into cards and flew into the box.

Under the sculpture of Tang Qi, the foursome looked at each other.

Among them, the secret pharmacist touched his chin and muttered: "Did the professor just conceive of us? I smelled something strange."

After he finished speaking, the burly demon hunter warrior with a girlish heart touched his head and responded: "How could it be? The professor praised the four of us as geniuses. One of the rules of secret calibration, the professor's words will always be Yes."

"That's not necessarily true. The Lord of Light also believed in the professor at the beginning, and then He..."

"Mr. Fun, it sounds good."

As soon as the succubus girl spoke, she saw the funny box that collected all the cards suddenly released an extremely brilliant light.

It started out as a pillar of light, and then became a world of light.

But except for the foursome, the entire Miskatonic University was unaware of it, including the senior officials sent by powerful associations.

When the foursome were sucked in, they simultaneously heard the "funny opening song" that Tang Qi had heard before in their minds.

Different from Tang Qi's reaction, the four people all showed admiration.

"It sounds great, it sounds great."

"I want to use it as a communicator ringtone. Only the latest model of Thor can match this song."

"No, this song is more suitable for a lullaby, I'm going to fall asleep."

"No, it's more suitable as dance music. I can't help but dance."

When the quartet and the funny box were dropped into the "unknown map", in addition to the funny opening song, there was another sound.

This voice is more rational.

But there seemed to be a hint of reluctance in his tone.

Although Tang Qi was in the state of [Foolish Boatman], he could still tell that the owner of the voice was not a "funny starfish", but instead was full of resentment towards the funny opening song.

He tried to counteract the comic songs with the voice of reason, but unfortunately it had no effect, and the voice sounded more and more depressed.

In Tang Qi's mind, he seemed to be able to see a somewhat ugly octopus head with a sad expression.

"The unknown divine entity must have been forced by the funny starfish."

"The responsibility is...the host?"

As soon as Tang Qi had this idea, his voice became even darker.

But He seemed to have no choice but to continue performing his duties.

"Funny Adventure, the XXXth record is opened."

"Warning, this is a dangerous mode."

"Participants: Team Sweetness, Team Stars, Team Abyss, Team Eternal Earth, Team Eternal Life, Team Call Us Dad, Team Who is Ms. Night's Husband, Team My God Is Eating Shit..."

Tang Qi could hear every word of these sounds.

The first few team names were quite normal, but unfortunately they became more and more disorganized as they went on.

Tang Qi could completely imagine what kind of guys were involved in this secret and funny adventure.

"Funny Starfish must have blocked all information about this game and will not be known to all beings."

"Otherwise, just the words [whose team is Ms. Night's husband] are enough to make the team members feel what great terror is."

"Huh? I seem to have forgotten to ask those four guys what their team names were?"

The final question arose and was quickly answered.

The weak and resentful voice quickly recalled the last one to enter, which was the thirteenth team of four.

"The professor praised us as a talented team!"

"so far so good."

Tang Qiren did not forget to sigh when he was in the box.

Although this name is as bad as it gets, it is still better than "Who is Ms. Night's Husband?" or "My God is Eating Shit."

…

The light that filled the world finally dissipated, and the foursome, together with the funny box they carried, appeared in a strange place at the same time.

In front of him was an extremely gloomy town. The storm was making trouble. The residents of the town seemed to be hiding in their rooms. Everywhere in the town was deserted.

Other colors that a town should have, such as the bright colors of flowers, the colorful bricks and stones, the dim yellow of the soil, and even the brilliance of the street lamps... all the colors have been stripped away, and only two colors can be seen before the eyes.

black and white!

boom!

When you are in it, you can immediately feel a suppressed terror and weirdness, as if there is some terrible existence that is ready to move, and may erupt at any time, destroying everything.

As long as the life that breathes here will show panic due to this.

Against a black and white background, it looks like a twisted and tragic mime.

But it is a pity that the "actors" this time seem to be very lame and do not match the normal script at all.

The foursome arrived with the box in their arms, after admiring the scenery of the town.

At the same time, they turned around, and after muttering a few words together, they each used their authority to summon a containment object.

"boom"

With realistic and gorgeous special effects, Tang Qi arrives as the Foolish Boatman.

Immediately afterwards, music that suited the occasion sounded in the black and white town.

That's right, "The Poe Band."

As if music that only the god of death could listen to, slowly sounded.

But this atmosphere did not last long, because the foursome then summoned a "cute bear" and a weirdo named "Ice Cream Master".

A master!

A band!

A cute stuffed bear!

A super weirdo who hands out ice cream!

"So, this is your vanguard card?"

Although Tang Qi was already very accustomed to this group of four, he still couldn't help but want to hit the four guys on the head with the paddle.

It happened that at this moment, the slightly excited voice of the octopus-headed host came to their ears.

"Congratulations to [Team Who's the Lady of the Night's Husband], they were thrown into the special area 'Forest of Fireflies' and successfully defeated the Firefly Queen and obtained the extraordinary rare item [Firefly Prayer]."

"This strange object is set to automatically initiate a summons, and it was successfully summoned half a second ago."

"The Lady of the Night is online, and His projection is coming."

"Whose team is Ms. Night's husband? Successfully met one-third of [Mr. Dominator's] victory conditions."

…

Tang Qi also heard it. The excitement of the octopus head was obviously not for the team. This unknown divine entity was gloating about its misfortune.

ps: After investigation, everyone wants this copy to be longer or shorter, and the fat fish can be longer or shorter.