Lord of the Witches

"This brother's fate is a bit tragic."

When Tang Qi uttered this exclamation, the dance party had officially begun.

Everything that had been "solidified" began to move, and there was unprecedented movement.

But I saw pink bubbles popping up one after another, and those strange things that seemed to be in independent spaces began to mingle with each other due to the emergence of these bubbles.

In an instant, the world becomes extremely vivid and real, but also has an illusory quality.

This is not the end, the real opening is the moment when all the pink bubbles burst.

Boom!

There were countless divine entities gathered in the ball scene, and the masters were one after another, but no one could stop the next scene, including Tang Qi, who was in charge of the dream.

The bubbles burst, and a pink torrent swept over the dance scene, blooming into pink fireworks of various shapes.

All the "guests" turned into small factors and were swept away, scattered and separated.

During the process, the theme song of the dance party began to play.

It was a song that was different from a "funny song". It was extremely cheerful and mixed with some kind of laughter of unknown meaning.

Even Tang Qi couldn't resist the "radiation pollution" in his singing.

Just like he couldn't resist the pollution brought by the funny starfish, when he heard the singing, Tang Qi, like the Lord who came over, couldn't help but smile at the corners of his mouth, and a feeling of joy came from his heart.

Gurgling!

Gudu... Gudu!

Gudu!

…

When the bubbles and torrent stopped and Tang Qi took control of his body again, he was already in another unfamiliar area.

A very lively town, colorful buildings, roads extending in all directions, and this area is almost full of various "characters".

The group of four who originally wanted to hug the professor's thigh disappeared, and the cat god that Tang Qi had been fondling in his arms for a long time also disappeared.

"here we go?"

With this thought in Tang Qi's mind, the theme song became even more cheerful.

At the same time, Tang Qi also saw a large number of strange and strange creatures or props breaking out of the "independent space" around him.

In just this moment, the world became extremely crowded.

Tang Qi's body was directly wrapped in four special life forms, namely:

A humanoid race with obvious reproductive organs, without any clothes, and wearing a monster helmet.

A skinny demon who exudes a dangerous aura but is covered in colorful stickers.

A female giant with a soft body, wearing a bright red cloak and heavy makeup.

A male centaur with wings, fair skin, and faintly emitting holy light.

These four may be visitors, or they may be collections of funny starfish.

However, they were closest to the Fool Boatman and directly squeezed Tang Qi in the middle.

It's not that they wanted to do this, but it was the result of being caught off guard after all independent spaces were shattered.

Fortunately, as the theme song played, the dance venue became wider.

Tang Qi had just gained some breathing space and was about to summon the Ship of Fools, retrieve the quartet and the Cat God, and try to find the room again.

But at this moment, a shadow suddenly cast down on Tang Qi's head.

But he saw the female giant in a bright red cloak looking down between Tang Qi and the male centaur with shy eyes.

The strong divine aura almost drowned both of them.

The giant's hands are holding a giant "strawberry ice cream" and a giant "red velvet cup cake" respectively.

While taking a bite here and there, the giant murmured:

"They are all so charming. Which one should I choose? This is a dance. There is no need for responsibility. You can have a one-time love affair."

"..."

Both Tang Qi and the male centaur were speechless at this moment.

Tang Qi also figured out the identities of the guests or collections closest to him at this moment.

Without exception, they are all divine entities, some are strong and some are weak.

Humanoid races, demons and male centaurs are all considered "weak gods", with single and weak authority.

The difference is that the female giant with heavy makeup, whose divine power is attacking the powerful god.

[Divine entity: Giant goddess Gretel. 】

[Status: normal. 】

[Information fragment 1: A goddess who betrayed the earth camp. She was once the most beloved daughter of the "Earth Mother Goddess". However, due to some changes, she finally chose to leave the earth camp. Although she is a chaotic god, she is not evil. , He often causes some disasters just by following his instincts. 】

[Information Fragment 2: He is impacting on the powerful divine personality. He wants to become a giant, the god of beauty and strength, but it is difficult for him to do so because he can never give up sweets. 】

[Information fragment three: He is extremely jealous of his sister, Audrey, the true god of beauty and strength, but he cannot defeat her. Every provocation ends in failure, and he has to turn his grief and anger into appetite, which makes him leave. That character is getting further and further away. 】

[Information Fragment 4: Besides sweets, his second biggest hobby is perfect and delicious "male creatures". 】

"Hahaha... I've made my choice, it's you."

"Play with me, I can't break away from your rough and tough temperament full of wisdom and tenacity."

"Honey, give me a hug."

Before Tang Qi could read the information about Gretel, he looked up and saw an extremely broad mind pressing over him.

The ocean of milk is unfathomable.

Tang Qi had a dark look on his face. Qi Qi turned to look at the "god of centaurs" running away with a secretive look on his face. Tang Qi had the urge to curse.

Is it my fault that I'm attractive?

After complaining to himself, Tang Qi called out the Ship of Fools.

He casually transformed a large pile of cakes and sweets on the spot, turned around and ran away.

Although Tang Qi is the "Dream Master", according to common sense, there is actually no need to do anything. As long as he releases his dominance, the giantess God Grete will automatically give in.

Sadly, He could not do this.

The moment the dance started, Tang Qi discovered that his power and personality were limited.

The power he can use is limited to the clone "Fool Boatman".

If converted to divine power, it is roughly equivalent to an ordinary god.

The scary thing is that all the spirits, such as the giantess god Gretel, the centaur god, and the sticker devil, have arrived in their true form.

"In other words, if a life-and-death fight really breaks out, my boatman clone will probably be killed by Gretel?"

"It's not just me. The other masters who projected their clones also suffered the same fate."

"Obviously, some of the masters are going to make a fool of themselves."

As soon as Tang Qi thought of this, he had the idea of ​​gloating.

The wind and sand are rolling behind you, and a sweet storm is sweeping in.

In the center, there is a running "Gretel".

The overly plump female giant god not only ate most of the sweets summoned by Tang Qi, but also held the rest in her arms.

While eating and drinking, he chased Tang Qi without giving up.

Along the way, a large number of divine entities cast curious glances.

At the same time, many guys with bad personalities laughed wildly because of this.

One of them laughed the loudest, which unexpectedly angered Tang Qi.

Right in front is a weak god who looks very cold in appearance.

The whole body is covered in black armor, the body is perfect and full of destructive power.

There were two giant knives crossed behind him, and behind the goggles on his face, his eyes were as scarlet as blood.

His mouth wears a strange device, with a dark background and dotted with bloody "beaks".

Just looking at the appearance, anyone would think that this is a cold god related to death and war.

However, the reality is that this guy is lying on the ground laughing wildly, pointing his finger at Tang Qi and Grete, and while laughing, he does not forget to cheer for Grete.

He and the giantess god actually knew each other.

"Gretel, run faster, this guy is going to escape."

"Hurry and grab Him. The child born after your union will be very handsome and smart. Can you let me be the child's godfather? I can give the child my favorite toy whip as a gift."

"Shua"

Tang Qi's boat suddenly stopped.

Before the weak god with a beak had time to react, the Ship of Fools ran directly into his face.

The dim ship lights shone down, Tang Qi lowered his head and looked at the weak god with malicious eyes.

In his eyes, a dim light burst out.

"Divine entity: a god who has no authority but achieves a certain sense of 'immortality'. He is difficult to kill and can always be resurrected. He will not be afraid even in the face of the master. This creates He faces all bad traits wantonly, what is His name...?"

"Sorry"

Tang Qi didn't wait for the fragments of the name of the evil and weak god in front of him to jump out, and directly uttered a sentence to him without any idea.

Disjod, who was laughing so hard that he couldn't control himself, felt a strong omen of bad omen for no reason after hearing what the rude boatman said.

"What can you do? I am an immortal existence. Even the violent master of flesh and blood cannot erase my existence."

Disjod said something harsh, and at the same time prepared to draw out the two swords from his back to resist.

However, soon, he saw Tang Qi showing an expression even worse than his.

He was all too familiar with that mean, malicious look.

Every time He wanted to do something bad, He always looked like this.

"I can break the barrier between reality and fiction, and my oracle is reality."

"call"

After the words fell, Tang Qi gently stretched out a finger and pointed at the center of Disjod's eyebrows.

The brilliant light burst out and then stopped quickly.

When he looked again, Discoder had disappeared.

The Foolish Boatman is still there, but unlike before, this time the "Boatman" doesn't have any clothes on his body, revealing his perfect body.

What's even more deadly is that His body is covered with cake.

On the boat too, there are mountains of all kinds of tempting sweets.

"ah"

In the colorful streets filled with divine entities, the giantess screamed with joy.

Any living being can tell from his cry that this goddess has two desires gushing out.

One is appetite.

The other kind is... desire.

"Honey, I'm here."

At this moment, the giant goddess burst out with unimaginable speed and rushed towards the Foolish Boatman.

The boatman was stunned at first, looking at himself and the surroundings with his head swishing. His face turned pale at first, then turned green, and turned green to black.

Then He began to shout sharply:

"No, it's not me, I'm not..."

Obviously, His cry could not stop the giant goddess who was mixed with two desires.

Seeing that he was about to be knocked down, this strange "foolish boatman" had no choice but to wave his hands and start paddling frantically, wishing he could have more arms.

As he fled, His cries echoed through the streets.

"Grete...Grete, wake up."

"It's me, I'm Discoder. I'm not your type. Don't... don't pounce on me."

"Shameless boatman, I remember you, I will not let you go, I will definitely come back to find you..."

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