Lord of the Witches

"Narrative spoiler?"

Tang Qi looked at Sally who came out of the forced narrative realm, and had an unpleasant premonition.

At this time, he already had some idea of ​​what this "Weird Town" was, and those weird aliases also revealed some relevant information.

This is probably an extremely interesting place. Every resident has his or her own story. Once they come into contact, they will be judged and each other plays a role in the stories of other residents. This means that Weird Town is producing new ones every moment. story.

Here there are all kinds of weird things, and inspiration from the boundless mystery collides.

Tang Qi understands very well why there are many creatures obsessed here, and there are even many projections of gods resident here.

If he is also a "god" who has a lot of time, he will be willing to come here to play when he is bored.

It's just that Sally is fundamentally different from tourists, travelers or residents.

Her role is that of a destroyer.

Tang Qi was sure that Sally, like him, was also controlled by the "Destiny Bitch" and received some kind of instructions to participate in the so-called game of destiny.

Just when he was worried, Sally ran into a new resident head-on.

This time, it was a family of three, seemingly a father and his son.

The father is wearing a sweater shirt, glasses, and brown curly hair. He looks like a gentle and kind middle-aged man. His daughter is very beautiful, 1.5 meters, slightly fat, with fair skin and big eyes. His son is full of freckles. , wears braces and has very sharp eyes.

When the two sides approached within three steps, the familiar voice of the narrator sounded again.

"The judgment is over...entering the forced narrative realm, this story series [Looking for Mom]."

With the narration, as the mist rises, wonderful changes occur:

Sally, who had resumed her witch costume, began to become "flat". The witch robe on her body turned into a knight's armor. It was a very tight armor, and even her eyes were covered. It made Sally look very bloated, but it didn't matter, because she It has become a character in a "photo".

Extremely incredible, but it's true.

In addition to the female knight, there are three other figures in this photo, a middle-aged man and a pair of children. They are all wearing modern clothes and smiling happily.

The background of the photo is the countryside, with a castle, a windmill, tulips, a muddy farm and an old horse.

A warm living room appeared, with a burning fireplace and dim lights. A middle-aged man with a kind smile was holding a book and looking at a pair of curious children in front of him. On the coffee table in front of him, there were coffee, orange juice, Milk and some snacks, the photo of Sally's makeup was stuffed into a photo frame and placed on the cabinet behind the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man pushed up his glasses, took a sip of coffee, and said with a smile: "Children, are you ready? There is story time every night. After listening to the story, you should go to bed obediently."

"No problem, Dad."

"Tell me quickly, when will you meet my mother? Last night you told the story about the princess. The night before yesterday, you were a succubus. Last Saturday, you even mentioned the name of a goddess..."

"It will happen tonight, I promise."

The middle-aged man interrupted his daughter's scolding and blinked.

Narrator: "When my daughter grows up, she is not as fooled as when she was a child."

Wow! The sound of turning pages!

The middle-aged man shouted: "I found it. It's on page 99. I specially chose the page to commemorate our first meeting."

"Before we get to the point, dad, as usual, will introduce you to the familiar Uncle Barney. He is an archer and an elf from the Emerald Forest. Do you remember him? He came here with gifts on Hanukkah. Our family was together. Ronan secretly drank the elf cider he brought and slept for three days. Speaking of this..."

"Dad, don't change the subject."

"Uh, okay, let's continue to introduce Aunt Phoebe, who you are more familiar with. She is a witch, a very confused kind. The potions she mixes always work sometimes, and then Uncle Steve, he is a dwarf. , Tom, you like to pull his beard the most...and Uncle Will, he claims to be a prince, but he is actually a frog. Tom must remember him, because on the first day you met, you were frightened by Will talking. Into the pond hahaha..."

"Ah, I know, don't change the topic, keep going. The last member of the brave adventure group is your father, the brave Edward, who looks weak but has strong qualities, the son of a Dutch farmer."

"Tonight's story will continue from the end of the last time. Under the leadership of Edward, the leader of the Brave Adventure Group, we accepted the commission from the villagers of Greystone Village and entered the Dark Fruit Forest. We have to help the villagers drive away a big man inside. , it is said that it is a ferocious and powerful man-eating troll..."

In the gentle voice, the mist surged again.

The living room with the burning fireplace was disappearing, the middle-aged Edward put on the clothes of the farmer's son, the two children disappeared, and were replaced by several other characters.

In the dark forest, an elf archer with pointed ears and green hair appeared out of thin air. He looked confused, a witch with golden curly hair wearing a high hat, a furry dwarf who was only 1.3 meters tall, and a green-skinned man wearing a prince's crown. Frog... They headed deep into the forest.

Violent fighting sounds came from a distance.

The narration sounded: "It was during this adventure that dad and I met your mom. I still can't forget that scene. I took your Uncle Barney, Aunt Phoebe, Uncle Steve, and Will Uncle, we came deep into the forest, and we saw a 'big tin can' charging towards a troll..."

Outside the screen, two voices belonging to children came:

"Big tin can?"

"You said our mother is a tin can?"

"Uh, no, no, it's not important, it's an adjective... What's important is the follow-up. The Brave Adventure Group is about to help the female knight. Your Aunt Phoebe took out the crucible from her arms, and she started to drill wood to make fire... …”

"Make fire by drilling wood? Dad, isn't Aunt Phoebe a witch? Even if she doesn't know fire magic, doesn't she even have a flint?"

"It's not important. Your Uncle Barney has already shot the elf bow and arrow. Unfortunately, he shot an innocent squirrel ten meters away..."

"Dad, is Uncle Barney an archer who was driven out by the elves?"

"Almost, but that's not important. Your Uncle Steve is trying to pull up the tomahawk on the ground. It seems a bit heavy..."

"Uncle Will has run away, right? Just like last time, he will say that he wants to find the princess and kiss him to wake him up?"

"Don't make wild guesses. Uncle Will has fainted this time. The one who really decides the outcome of the battle is the brave Edward. I'm about to charge..."

…

Outside the real scene, Tang Qi had a look of helplessness on his face. He already roughly understood what kind of story the forced narrative of Sally's encounter was.

And changes also appeared in the next moment.

Deep in the forest, the "big tin can" female knight who was fighting the cannibal troll suddenly stopped. She turned around and rushed towards the members of the adventure group.

Grab the so-called archers, witches, dwarves, frogs, etc., one in each hand, and throw them out of the forest.

Soon it was the brave Edward's turn. He maintained his charging posture and was taken care of by the greatest strength. He turned into a point of light and was thrown to the distant horizon.

The originally calm narrator now looked panicked and angry because of this incident.

Narrator: "No, what are you doing? You can't kick the hero away. This is a fantasy comedy, not a biography of a heroic female knight. Stop it..."

Sally smiled brightly under her visor and turned back towards the cannibal troll.

laugh!

In the blazing sword light, the troll fell.

The first layer of narrative domain turned into mist and dissipated, and the warm living room reappeared. Edward, wearing a shirt and sweater, had a look of feigned terror. He deliberately pinched his throat and continued in a low and hoarse voice to the two confused children:

"Isn't it scary? This is your old man..."

Clearly, he was trying to salvage the story.

But at this moment, in the photo frame behind Edward, the "iron can"-like flat Sally suddenly raised her finger and pointed at the two children, and a voice that only they could hear sounded:

"Curse of doom!"

As this scene appeared, the living room began to fog up, and a more panicked narration sounded than before.

"You've tampered with your lines again. What kind of development is this? This is a comedy, it's a comedy, not a horror movie. You can't do this..."

In the narrator's scream, the narrative domain completely collapses.

Sally emerged from the mist again and returned to her original appearance.

Behind her, the two children each transformed into two different figures. Neither of them seemed to be of the human race. They both had incredible and angry looks on their faces. After breaking away from their "roles", they left the place and fled to the small town. other areas.

As for the middle-aged Edward, his face showed two expressions of fear and disenchantment, entangled together.

Finally, he seemed to understand something.

Regret appeared on his face, but it eventually turned into a smile, and he nodded at Sally as he began to atomize and disappear.

Familiar pieces of information flowed through Tang Qi's eyes for a second.

"The fantasy comedy series 'Looking for Mom'... the narrative structure has been destroyed... the residents of the town were forcibly expelled... He will return to the original time and space, and the memories related to the town will be erased... He expressed his gratitude to the destroyers .”

…

"grateful?"

The same destroyed narrative had different results this time. Tang Qi couldn't help but look at Edward, who was about to be expelled, to investigate.

But at this moment, he noticed a restless atmosphere.

The source is not just the destroyed narrative domain, but the entire Weird Town.

The originally lively and harmonious town seemed to have triggered an alarm because its narrative domain was destroyed twice.

It was like two stones being smashed into a calm lake.

The next second, in front of the main street where Sally was, more than a dozen town residents of different races and shapes appeared one after another. They walked towards Sally in tacit agreement, and the thick fog with mandatory divine power came like a tide.

Tang Qi glanced over with condensed eyes, only to see a new message explode.

"A new judgment is about to begin. The mandatory narrative field this time is...an epic war comedy [The Queen is obviously very strong but is too cautious]."

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