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Everyone continued to move forward and came to the stage performance area.

"I heard that the stage performance of this cold and warm self-knowing animal park is very beautiful, you must not miss it."

"But it seems that the stage play has already been performed this afternoon, and it seems that other shows are scheduled for the evening."

"Really? That's a shame. After we have completed the closed beta of "The Traveler in a Foreign Land", we can choose a time to watch this stage show together."

"I don't know what program is on at night? It's not clearly written on the program list."

"Hurry up and find a seat, it will be full in a while."

Everyone hurriedly sat down in the auditorium. Although there was still half an hour before the official opening, there were not many empty seats in the auditorium, enough to show the degree of enthusiasm of the tourists for the zoo's stage performance.

It is estimated that when the game officially opens, there will be a lot of people on the scene.

Some tourists who participated in the closed beta of "Foreign Traveler" came here for the first time, and they found this scene very fresh.

They had heard about it a long time ago: Cold and warm knows that there are no animal performances in the animal park. The most exciting is the stage play where the actors wear animal holsters on stage.

But this stage play has already been performed many times, and it has just been performed this afternoon. Why are other shows so popular with the audience?

Some people even set up a camera in the back.

Some tourists who didn't know the truth asked each other: "Man, what kind of show are you going to perform tonight?"

The frequent visitor explained: "Crosstalk."

The tourist who asked the question was taken aback, almost thinking that he had heard it wrong: "Crosstalk?"

The frequent visitors nodded: "The employees of this zoo are really talented. Every employee has such a talent that can be obtained by one or two hands."

"Take these two as an example. An elephant breeder who used to be an elephant breeder at the Jingzhou Zoo likes to talk about cross talk as an amateur. Later, he was dug up by the Cold and Warm Self-Knowing Animal Park, and now he is performing amateur shows, but the cross talk is very special Okay, there are more and more fans, and we are almost turning into a commercial venue here."

"Yeah. It seems that there is another employee who sings very nicely. Among these people who often come to the zoo now, many of them are his fans. It is said that Chen Lei also knows that this matter is set and will sing with him next month. If you want to come and listen at that time, remember to grab the tickets, otherwise the fans of Chen Lei will have to **** them away."

The tourists who asked the question were shocked and felt that their three views had been subverted.

Such an unremarkable zoo is actually a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger. All of these employees are amazingly in shape. Some people can talk cross talk or sing?

It's really amazing.

This point alone killed other zoos and didn't know a few streets.

After thinking about it, this is normal. After all, Lengwen knows that the work pressure in the animal park is very small. The task of these employees is to play with the small animals and clean. I have made a lot of money, and I am in a state of fullness every day.

There are no animal performances in the zoo, and the director encourages everyone to come on stage to perform. Those employees who are interested will naturally participate.

And because the work pressure is not great, they can still study side jobs as much as they want. Slowly improve yourself. There are one or two individual geniuses in it that quickly come to the fore.

These people were sighing, and suddenly heard a "噫—" erupt from the crowd, and two cross talk actors came on stage.

The two cross talk actors really wore long gowns and dressed up very professionally. It would be difficult to connect them with the employees in the zoo if they weren't known in advance.

The whole stage seemed to become a cross talk show in a second.

The performances of the two actors were also very professional. First bowed to the audience, and then began to perform unhurriedly. The rhythm was very well controlled.

The funny actor has a round face with a natural and unique smile: "There seem to be more people today than last time. Thank you very much for your support. Both of us are amateur cross talk actors. I am really flattered to receive your love."

"The two of us first make a simple introduction. We are both mocking the employees in the animal park..."

The tall actor hurriedly stopped him: "Stop, stop. You wait for a while. Is it plausible to ridicule the animal paradise?"

The two of them acted in a very natural rhythm.

"Aren't you ridiculing the animal park?"

"Good guy, I can remember the name of the company I work for. It's not cynicism, but self-knowledge."

"Oh, you know how warm and cold you are. It's okay, it's not a big difference, it's hot and cold, sour and sweet."

"Good fellow, you know how to eat."

"We are employees of Cold and Warm Self-Knowing Animal Park. The main job is to be animals here."

"Wait a moment, is it fair to be an animal?"

"if not?"

"We are not being animals, we are feeding animals, playing animals."

"Is there a difference?"

"The difference is big, one is inside and the other is outside."

"Then are you here?"

"Of course I am outside."

"Oh, I understand, free range! I can see that animals like you are generally fierce and easy to hurt people, so you have to give you a lot of space for activities."

"Does it make sense for free-range breeding? I am not an animal. I am an animal breeder."

"Yes, yes, animal breeders, the more animals you raise, the leaner and fatter you raise."

"It's not that you can make it clear that animals are getting thinner and thinner, and there is no causal link between getting fatter and thinner. I am not greedy for ink in a mouthful of animal food! Besides, we are cold and warm and know that all animals in Animal Park are There is enough food, no animals are getting thinner and thinner."

"Yes, yes, yes, look at these sturdy animals, all of them are full of energy, they are all nourished by you. There is your bones and blood in the body."

"Are you going to wait for a while?"

"That should be?"

"Efforts! Condensed my hard work!"

"Not much difference."

"That's a big deal. This specific method is a world of difference in terms of biology."

"In short, you have paid a lot for the health of these animals."

"Actually, it's something for you. I do enough exercise with these animals every day, so they can be healthy and happy both physically and mentally."

"Yes, get enough exercise. Just like why those large dogs dismantle their homes, mainly because they don’t have enough exercise. So, in order to prevent these large animals in our zoo from getting depressed, we dismantled our zoo. You and the zoo’s people every day These parrots, arctic foxes, otters, and these fierce large animals are fighting. Alas, that’s called a terrible fight every day. Alas, the amount of exercise is very large..."

"You will wait a while, you will wait. If you continue like this, someone is going to report us animal cruelty, nothing. I just have nothing to do to tease the cat, walk the dog, and nothing else."

"I don't agree with what you said. Yesterday I saw you and the parrot called the "Longkong" lifting the bar. Oh, that's a tragic one. You two are not giving up each other, and finally even the automatic one next to you. I can't stand the lifting machine anymore, come over and persuade..."

"Good guy, I'm afraid I don't know how to write dead words. These two people are Wolong and Fengyou in the world of lifting the bar. I won't talk about lifting the bar with them. Even when they lift the bar, I stand next to them. May be injured by mistake..."

The two of them are funny and humorous, and the rhythm is perfect, causing bursts of laughter at the scene from time to time.

Cross talk is very strange, the same book is the same burden, but some cross talk actors can make people laugh and cheer the audience. Some cross talk actors can only speak drowsy and can't speak effectively.

And different cross talk actors also have very strong personal styles. Some people want to laugh when they stand there, while some people laugh no matter how hard it is, and give people a feeling of forcibly tickling.

These two cross talk actors are both very eloquent and have obvious personal styles. The cooperation is very tacit, and this cross talk section combines many cold and warm self-knowing animal paradise stalks, which can arouse the resonance of the audience.

While the audience laughed and laughed, they did not forget to take out their cellphone videos.

"This cross talk is so interesting, it's a worthwhile trip!"

"That is, I bought a ticket to the zoo, and also comes with a cross talk ticket to earn blood!"

"The video recorded by the camera should be sent to the website of Elliott Island? Go back to my bedroom and listen to it. Call them to play together another day!"

"This is indeed a good place for young people to build a team. It is suitable for people of different tastes. There should be no one who dislikes furry animals?"

"I think the cold and warm self-knowing animal paradise model is very good. There are no animal performances, all staff performances. And it can be seen that these animals are well taken care of, and all of them are full of energy. This new form The zoo is more interesting than the old-fashioned zoo."

"There is also a very important point. The concept conveyed by this zoo is particularly good, especially the stage play. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com has well promoted the spirit of'human and animal living in harmony'. If you bring children over to play , Can play a good educational significance..."

"I can still listen to the concert another day. The employee sings very well. It is said that Chen Lei still intends to sing with him!"

"It is recommended that all those who come out of the haunted house come to the zoo to take a turn, and after being stimulated by the heart, they can directly treat the small animals to heal it. It is perfect!"

"I hope that the Shocking Hostel project will launch the coupon ticket at the zoo soon! That little arctic fox is so cute, every time I come. I look at it with the railing, I really want to take it home, one day I feel uncomfortable if I don't see it."

"You can scan the QR code so that you can observe its movements on the APP for 24 hours."

"That won't work, there is no soul in the software. You must come to the scene to take a look, or even touch it with your hands to enjoy it."

Everyone said that there are so few tourists in such a fun zoo, is there any reason for it?

Be sure to spontaneously propagate and let people from all over Jingzhou come to play!