Lost Narrative Poetry

This is probably the world's unsolved mystery.

It is said that 80% of boys don't know why their girlfriends are angry, and the remaining 20% ​​of boys don't know why their girlfriends are angry at all...

Of course, this is also related to some common attributes of many girls. They are like those cheating masters in many novels. They only know how to make secrets but don't know how to speak well. They always leave you guessing.

The master is giving you a hint. Just forget it if you didn't guess correctly. It's you who don't have that blessing.

Your girlfriend is testing you, and she will be angry if you don't guess right.

——"You don't understand me at all", "You don't need to say it if you really understand", "You should understand even if I don't tell you"... That's probably it. However, the vast majority of boyfriends are not fortune tellers, nor are they fortune tellers. Can't read minds.

The result is that some things could have been explained directly, as long as the two parties understood and tolerated each other, but instead they turned against each other and completely broke up, and then gradually drifted away...

This boy encountered such a problem. He couldn't understand his girlfriend's thoughts at all. She refused to express her thoughts directly, but she asked him to guess. But if he guessed wrong, it would turn from sunny to cloudy... If he guessed wrong continuously, , the consequences were like this, he came to the service department for help.

"What, are you too inferior? We are already lovers, and you don't even remember Sawako's preferences?"

Hiratsuka-sensei switched to contempt mode.

"That's not the case, teacher, I remembered her preferences. But she doesn't have just one preference, and she doesn't say it is fixed every day..." The boy complained, remembering what he had experienced during this period of time. , and began to wonder whether it would be better to break up.

"This is actually easy to solve... Since she won't tell you, don't ask her directly what she likes. Just find another way."

Xia Ran said casually, attracting the attention of the three people——

"You have to pretend that you have already prepared it, and then ask her to guess what you are going to take her to eat later, and then wait for her to tell a series of answers before taking her to eat the first thing she guessed...Similarly This method can also be applied to other problems."

For example, ask her to guess where the two of them are going to go later, and then after she has made a bunch of guesses, take her to the first place she guessed at the beginning.

As for why she should be asked to give a bunch of answers in the first place? Naturally, it is necessary to disguise it, lest the purpose of the cliché is too obvious and be seen at once. And this trick cannot be used often. If it happens once today, again tomorrow, and again the day after tomorrow...

With such a frequent frequency, don’t think that your girlfriend is too stupid to notice it. Even if she wanted to pretend not to know and cooperate, she would still be angered by such a stupid usage.

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There was silence.

Xia Ran stopped talking and frowned: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said? Why do everyone look at me like this?"

The boy suddenly woke up from a dream and slapped his forehead in great annoyance. Why didn't he think of this? But it's not too late now. He clenched his fists very excitedly and thanked Xia Ran:

"I learned it! I'm going to face Sawako now!"

It seemed that the problem that he had been worrying about these days had finally been solved. He didn't want to delay for a moment. After thanking him quickly, he turned around and left the activity room, taking out his mobile phone while running.

Soon, his voice came from the corridor——

"... Yuka, yes, it's me... Please tell me, Sawako, where is she now?... Well, she refused to answer my call..."

The sounds of voices and footsteps quickly faded away, leaving the fourth floor of the special building.

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"Really, let's say he is indecisive, and he is so arrogant at this time..." Hiratsuka Shizuka looked away, said angrily and funny, and then looked at Xia Ran, "And you, classmate Xia Ran, this is not Can you give good advice? Why did you embarrass him before?"

"No, I didn't know why he had a conflict with his girlfriend before..." The young man raised his eyebrows and started to defend his behavior just now, "And teacher, why do you think we can solve this problem? In fact, we have no experience at all, we are just talking on paper... When consulting singles on relationship issues, what else can we do except that we always recommend breaking up?"

Opposite Yukinoshita lowered her head and silently put her hands to her mouth without speaking. She seemed to be thinking about something, but she did not refute.

After all, she herself has said that although people often come to her to discuss love problems, it is only one-sided, and girls usually talk to girls about relationship issues in order to contain the other person.

As long as you say who you like first, people around you will be apprehensive, which is like claiming ownership. If you know who the other person likes and still pursue that person, you will naturally become the public enemy of women, even if the other person takes the initiative to confess.

"...because...teacher, I also have no experience! What else can I do besides recommending him to come here? After all, you are still the same age and can understand each other about this mainstream topic..."

Hiratsuka Shizu's face suddenly turned down, and her expression became extremely gloomy, as if she could release black magic at any time.

——This topic also belongs to her. Who can understand the misery and pain in her heart?

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Xia Ran decisively and wisely did not continue on this topic, but changed the subject extremely bluntly and asked the girl opposite: "Yukishita-san, what are you thinking about?"

The girl raised her eyes to look at him, then with a gentle smile on her face, she said, "I just remembered what happened before. When Xia Ran came here, did you tell me that you were here to apologize?"

"Uh, yes...is there any problem with this?" Xia Ran replied hesitantly.

"There is no problem with this, but after that, let me guess what you brought?"

For some reason, Yukinoshita's voice and tone seemed to suddenly become colder.

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Xia Ran suddenly realized that the loss of normal vision had indeed caused some inconvenient problems. It was really a mistake for him not to take a good look at the almanac before going out today.

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Under the afterglow of the setting sun, the shadows of the people on the street became longer and longer.

"... Just don't buy the ingredients. It feels so troublesome. I happen to know that there is a ramen restaurant near the school. It tastes quite good and is very hygienic. Well, it seems that the doctor didn't say you can't eat ramen, right?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka walked side by side with her students along the sidewalk, and went crazy about the ramen restaurant Amway knew. She didn't know if she really found it troublesome, or if she didn't know how to cook at all.

However, it is certain that she is very passionate about ramen and other purely manly foods. As for why she can smoke, drink, and not control her diet at all, and still maintain such a good figure... it is really puzzling. .

Maybe it’s a talent that girls would envy and hate?

After all, there are always people who eat and drink without getting fat. Some people drink a glass of water at night and find that they have gained a few pounds the next day... Can this world still be reasonable?

Xia Ran was thinking about all these things, but on the surface he was doing good things and nodded in agreement no matter what Mr. Hiratsuka said. After all, he has always been a very wise person, and at this time, he would not casually object or express his different opinions.

——Especially after seeing what happened to the boy before.

At least now Hiratsuka-sensei is giving suggestions enthusiastically instead of letting him guess. What else is there to be dissatisfied about? If you eat ramen, just eat ramen. This is not a problem at all.

"Okay, let's go there now! That ramen restaurant isn't too far away, so you don't need to take a car, just walk..."

Hiratsuka shook her fist happily, and then looked at him up and down: "But you have to follow me closely. Although you are really weird, it seems that it doesn't make any difference to you whether you have eyes or not, but here It’s always on the road…”

"I know, Teacher Hiratsuka." Xia Ran nodded and touched the bandage on his eyes, but he had already made up his mind and decided to get out of this state tomorrow.

Abilities such as mental suggestion and hypnotic induction are no longer imaginary skills for him, but a basic component of a huge ability system that is being increasingly improved.

Although his proficiency is not necessarily very high, he is still confident enough if he only performs a precise release on a single target object.

Neither the effect is too weak, causing counter-effects but deepening and strengthening certain memories of the target object, nor is it too powerful, completely erasing all memories, and turning the person into an idiot.

"By the way, speaking of it, I remember it was your birthday a few days ago, right?" Hiratsuka Shizuka tilted her head and looked at him as if she suddenly remembered something.

"Well...it is true, it has passed now, but don't worry, I know they are all busy..."

Xia Ran thought for a moment, then nodded and confirmed, and he knew what Shizuka Hiratsuka wanted to say, but he just didn't think there was anything good to say.

"After all, I travel all over the world all year round. I'm afraid I spend half of my time on the plane. I don't even care about my birthday. It's normal that I don't come here specially..."

His birthday is May 6th, more than a week has passed...well, in terms of objective time in the main world. As for his own subjective time? There is no way he can be saved a long time ago. The last birthday he celebrated was so far away that it seemed like it was a lifetime ago.

"That's really hard for you..." Hiratsuka sighed and looked at the young man in front of him with an inexplicable look, "Speaking of which, your family should not be short of money. In fact, there is no need for such... "

"It's not about money. Just think that they have their own dreams and values ​​in life. In fact, that's fine. I don't want to be a drag on them..."

Xia Ran interrupted the topic perfunctorily. He was no longer a child and would not feel any resentment because of these things. Even he himself did not care about birthdays at all.

"As long as you can look away..." Hiratsuka Shizuka stared at his face carefully for a long time, confirming that he didn't mean what he said, and then felt relieved, and then patted him as happily as a middle-aged uncle. Shoulder.

"Then it's up to the teacher to celebrate you now, even though you're so late and it's just ramen... Well, maybe we can go see if there are any cakes to buy later?"

"……Thanks."

Xia Ran exhaled gently first, then smiled and thanked her sincerely.

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Then, it was time for the next morning.

As soon as Xia Ran entered the classroom, he first greeted Kato Megumi: "Good morning, Kato-san!"

"Good morning, classmate Xia Ran." The girl's very calm voice sounded, ordinary and featureless, and there was no change from before.

"Eh? Kato-san, have you forgotten what happened yesterday?" This reaction was unexpected by Xia Ran, and he couldn't help but feel a little confused, because he was really sure that the girl's emotions at the moment were really very... dull.

"What happened yesterday? I haven't forgotten it. After all, it was really too much..." Kato Megumi said calmly.

"Then you're not angry?"

"If you want to say that, of course I won't be angry, and there is no reason to ignore you, but seeing you greet me enthusiastically and proactively so early in the morning, I feel like I can't hold on to what happened yesterday... …”

"Kato-kun, you...you should have a limit to how well you talk."