Lost Narrative Poetry

"I think so too. It seems that there is really no sincerity..." Xia Ran thought for a moment and agreed very much, "Why don't you just forget about it?"

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"Speaking of which, classmate Xia Ran, why didn't you come to the exam yesterday?"

Kato Megumi felt a little speechless, but she did not continue talking about this topic, but asked with the slightest doubt-

"Don't you know that the arrangements for the last regular exam before the summer vacation started yesterday?"

"Of course I know that." Xia Ran nodded, and then waved his hand, "I am a good student, how could I forget such an important date for the exam? Kato was joking."

"Then why didn't you come to school yesterday?"

The girl's expression became confused unknowingly. She looked up and down at the strange classmate in the front seat. The two of them could be considered friends, at least in the same class, she was really like this. A familiar friend.

"Are you sick? Are you feeling unwell?"

"No, no, I just knew the exam was coming, so I didn't come to school on purpose. It's not that complicated..." The magician waved his hands modestly and explained sincerely.

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Where is the good student we just promised? Was it blown away by the wind in the blink of an eye? The two of them stared at each other and didn't speak for a while.

"Then you came to school today to prepare for the exam?" After a moment, Kato Megumi asked slowly, but she had already guessed the answer to this question. The reason why she asked it anyway was mainly because she didn't want to make the atmosphere It's just so embarrassing.

"Of course not." Xia Ran said confidently, "Anyway, yesterday's test was not inferior to today's test, and yesterday's test was absent. The next step is to get full marks. Generally speaking, the ranking will definitely not be higher. .”

"But if you don't take the exam, you won't be ranked high, but you won't be ranked at all, right?" Megumi Kato was a little helpless and warned in a low voice.

Of course she also knew that the person in front of her didn't need to pass an exam to prove himself. Just look at how when he usually appeared in the classroom, even the teacher's voice would be subconsciously weaker. But after all, she is still a student. What else can she say if she doesn't persuade the other party like this?

"You can't say for sure, Kato-san." Xia Ran raised a finger and shook it, shaking her head inexplicably, "Who said that if you don't take the exam, you won't get a ranking?"

"Huh? Are you going to find a teacher to make up the exam?"

"Of course...sneaked into the staff office to modify the grade list!"

Xia Ran said confidently, showing the girl what it means to be a social person's thinking circuit——

"So Kato-san, please come and help me attract Mr. Hiratsuka's attention when school is over in the afternoon and buy me at least five minutes."

"Eh eh eh?"

"Why are you acting so surprised? Could it be that...Kato-kun, you are not willing to do this for me?"

Xia Ran stared straight into her eyes and said this with a serious face. He felt that it was really comfortable to talk to this girl. It was obvious that the two parties did not have a deep friendship. At best, they were just familiar with each other for more than a month. classmates.

However, objectively speaking, it should be limited to familiarity, eloquence, and just enough to be a friend. But in fact, as long as you have a few contacts with Kato Megumi, you will naturally find that she is really a good person. people.

You won't be bored talking to her, and you don't have to worry about embarrassing each other when you talk about sensitive topics, because she will never overreact to something mentioned in passing, so that there is no tension between men and women.

It seems that it is never possible to make her angry or sad, but because of this, if you become friends with her, there seems to be no progress bar to measure the progress of the friendship——

Because this is how the friend she just met gets along with her, and the friend she has known for a long time still gets along with her this way.

I would never say that she would treat her differently just because we had been friends for different periods of time and had different degrees of favorability. It was like she would always have that pale expression that left no impression on anyone, and nothing would change.

All in all, he is calm, rational, kind, and friendly... He is a friend who is very comfortable to get along with. In addition, his presence is often lacking. It can be said that as a friend, he is really perfect, and there is nothing to be picky about.

"No, I am actually very willing to help you, although there are still many things worth worrying about and complaining about..."

The ordinary girl who lacked characteristics said in a low voice, looking over Xia Ran's shoulder and looking behind him——

"It's just that Mr. Hiratsuka is right behind you now. Wouldn't it be good for us to talk about such a topic directly?"

"Huh?"

Xia Ran was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw her plump breasts holding up her shirt...

He subconsciously leaned back, half-leaning on Kato Megumi's desk, and distanced himself, only to see clearly the female teacher who was looking down at him from above: "Ahaha, it turns out to be Mr. Hiratsuka, long time no see."

"Long time no see? You guy...are you not awake? Or do you need me to help you wake up?" Hiratsuka Shizuka raised the corners of her mouth slightly.

"No need, I'm very awake now, the kind who can recite pi backwards and forwards..." Xia Ran decisively rejected the female teacher's kindness. Even when he was sleepwalking, his thinking was countless times clearer than that of ordinary people.

"Forget it, I heard what you just said, but if you really care about the regular exam results, you won't just miss the exam. You are not even willing to take the exam directly, and you still expect you to modify the score sheet. Troublesome thing?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka did not hide her disdain at all, and did not get the trick that Xia Ran just said about pi backwards.

"Yeah, right, I'm just joking. I know Mr. Hiratsuka that you won't argue with us..." Xia Ran nodded quickly, and Kato Megumi in the back seat opened his mouth, wanting to say something. He didn't say anything but looked a little confused.

--"us"? When did you agree to join the other party's plan?

"Of course I have to take this into account. Although this was a casual joke on your part, your attitude has broken my heart. You don't respect me, teacher, at all, so you will be punished if you do something wrong."

Hiratsuka Shizuka said this matter of course, interrupting Xia Ran's self-talk to characterize the matter. Judging from her high-spirited look, she seemed to be more energetic than usual. It was hard to believe that her heart had been hurt. Thoroughly.

"Teacher Hiratsuka..."

"If you want to bargain, forget it. I won't listen to any arguments, dissatisfaction or back talk..." The female teacher crossed her arms, not giving Xia Ran any room to reply, and issued a verdict with shocking force. "The punishment is to add at least one member to the service department. Is there a problem with this?"

"Eh? Why is this the punishment?" The magician frowned, vaguely guessing something.

"I can't help it. I'm doing this for your own good. You should know that according to school regulations, all clubs must meet the minimum number of people, which is five people, and your service department now has two members. Are you ready to quit the club?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka explained kindly: "That's because you are dissatisfied with the minimum number of people, and you will be expelled from the club... Anyway, they are all things that need to be done, do you still have any dissatisfaction?"

Xia Ran understood, but did not accept this trick: "But the Service Department is not a formal club in the first place, and it has not applied for school subsidies. It does not exist on the club roster at all... Will such a club be abolished? Then I really want to see it!"

Moreover, when Yukinoshita was alone before, she never saw the club being abandoned!

What’s more, even if those two people didn’t have what happened now and were ready to withdraw from the club, the entire service department would still have less than five people in total!

"Shut up! It's useless to argue! That's what you have to do anyway." Hiratsuka Shizuka unreasonably made the final decision. Sure enough, she only had breasts that looked like adults.

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Looking at the back of the female teacher who couldn't get married and left with satisfaction, Xia Ran twitched his lips. He knew what this person was here to do.

Probably after Yukinoshita asked her something yesterday, she knew that Yukinoshita was ready to take action.

However, Shizuka Hiratsuka probably knew Xia Ran better and was worried that the latter would not be able to contribute at all, so he decisively came over to put pressure on this guy the next day——

The female teacher knew that if this guy didn't force him to move forward, don't expect him to take the initiative, like those normal high school students, who would create meaningful memories of all kinds of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy with their friends. He would just watch quietly. As everything comes to its natural conclusion...

Just set a target for him. In this case, he and Yukinoshita would be responsible for dealing with one of Hikigaya and Yuigahama respectively, which would be perfect.

Seeing the female teacher walking out of the classroom door, Xia Ran quickly turned around and placed a watch on the girl's desk in the back seat as if by magic. He didn't know where he took it out from.

"Kato-san, please look at this!"

"love letter?"

"No, and if you really think so, give me some special reaction. Kato-kun, why do you think this is a love letter and yet act so regretfully calm?"

"Then what is this?"

"Marriage application...please sign it." Xia Ran also made a further joke on the love letter just now, "In this case, what Mr. Hiratsuka just asked me to do will be completed."

"...But this kind of behavior of temporarily recruiting people to fill the position when the department is about to be abolished is really excessive."

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Exams are very boring, as anyone who has experienced them knows.

The top academics finished the questions in a hurry and checked them three times. Maybe half an hour has passed. In the next hour or so, they may have to sit in a daze during the exam. They can't read, they can't play with their mobile phones, they can't. Whispering...

And the poor students at the bottom live a fulfilling life? If you think so, you are totally wrong. They are more capable than top academics.

Because poor students will inevitably complete the answer sheet process faster than top students, and there is nothing to check. The result is that from the beginning to the end of the exam, they are in a daze, unable to read or play with their mobile phones. , can't whisper to each other...

This process is really painful for most people. Even sleeping on the table is meaningless. Most people can't sleep at all, and that sleeping position is not friendly to the cervical spine.

So Xia Ran decisively gave up on such boring things. In his opinion, the atmosphere in the examination room was completely different from the usual classroom. The sense of tranquility would not make people calm down, but would make people feel bored. .

Another point is that he is not worried about Artoria wandering around the campus alone——

Not because he was afraid of getting into trouble, he used a spell on this stupid king. The main effect was to make others actively ignore her existence without interacting with her.

It's not that you can't see her figure or hear her voice, but you are subconsciously disturbed by the mysterious power and inexplicably ignore her standing there. It seems that when the brain receives information from the outside world, it automatically All the information about her was filtered and not processed.

If you want to be immune to the influence of the spell, you must either have a strong and strong mental will and be able to pass the test when the mysterious power interferes with your thinking and judgment; or you must be very talented in this area and be able to detect it even if you are still affected by the illusion. A feeling of discord and disharmony.

If neither of them matches, it can only be those people who have interacted with Artoria in the first place. For example, those who know her are originally planning to find her...

——Because the target of the spell is irrelevant "idlers", if they are relevant people, they already have relevant information in their minds, so they will naturally not be affected.

So Xia Ran is worried that Saber has taken the initiative to find trouble. This ancient person may not be able to distinguish modern jokes. If some boys and girls are laughing and playing and cultivating feelings, she can't stand the modern people's "bullying" "The ugly face of a woman, she rushes up to him and punches the man bravely..."

——This is troublesome.

Considering that other places were not suitable to go, Xia Ran simply took her straight to the east side of the fourth floor of the special building. Anyway, the activity room was always empty at this time, so there was no problem at all!