Lost Narrative Poetry

This is simply incomprehensible. What kind of speed is this?

Besides, doesn’t she need time to think about the copywriting? Even if it's just a rumor, you still have to think about it, right? Besides, even if you copy and paste it directly, you won’t be so crazy, right?

"Perhaps...this is her love for news?"

Kato Megumi couldn't help but tilted her head and said this as if she was a little unsure. Her expression turned pale unknowingly.

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The others did not answer at this time because they no longer even had the desire to complain.

The font of Tengu was unexpectedly cute, but at this time, no one cared about this... Everyone just looked at the newspaper that still smelled of ink, and their expressions were not very good.

Just like Hakurei Reimu's example, the Crow Tengu likes the news, not to read the news, but to make the news...and it's not for any profit, just for its own bad taste. It's completely free from newspapers. This can be seen in the delivery.

It is said that even the big tengu of the house was not spared when writing about Shemei Maru. She often scribbled it out, and then was pressed to the ground and rubbed by the angry Reijiu Irin... But even so, she still enjoyed it and continued to write it on her from time to time. In the newspaper, some small pages were quietly used to ridicule the height problem of the big tengu...

But precisely because of this, she didn't need to think about reputation at all. She could just write whatever she wanted, as long as she pleased... So much so that this newspaper called "Wenwen Daily" was full of gossip. and rumors.

As for the proportion of truth, adding up all the previous periods, I don’t know if there is even a pitiful one percent share...

At least judging from the style of this issue of the newspaper, if her style has always been like this, then it probably shouldn't be.

——"Shocked! The foreign shrine maiden occupied Hakurei Shrine, and the entire Gensokyo was shocked. The truth of this mutation is actually like this..."

Even the main title on the page seems very alarmist, but it is written in a very cute enlarged and bold handwritten font, which can really catch people's attention immediately.

As long as you successfully attract the audience to take a first look, instead of letting people throw away the newspaper as garbage, then the audience will naturally see the photo under the title... that is, step by step, it will attract the attention of the audience. Other people's reading interests seem to be very proficient in these little skills.

It has to be said that the Crow Tengu's capture technology is quite superb. The photo clearly captured the people talking in the main hall of the shrine.

Especially in the eyes of the local residents of Gensokyo, the characters in this photo alone are very eye-catching. Maybe each of them is normal, but when a few unrelated people get together, it really seems very abnormal——

Teacher Keiyoshi Kamishirasawa from Terakoya...

The main flower of the four seasons in the sun flower field is fragrant...

NEET Hime Horaiyama Kaguya from Eutei...

There is even Cirno, the ice fairy from the Lake of Mist who is known as the strongest in Gensokyo...

It's just such a group of people who are completely incompatible with each other, have no friendship at all, and have no relationship at all. They gather in a circle with serious faces and seem to be discussing something seriously. It is originally a strange thing. thing.

In addition, the red and white miko disappeared despite being in Hakurei Shrine, and was replaced by a very unfamiliar blue and white miko, as well as several strangers whom she had not seen before. Ordinary.

And I don’t know what filters were added to Shemeiwan. At first glance, this scene really has a gloomy feeling. It seems to be a group of people quietly discussing some terrible conspiracy in a dark environment. Looks like...

so--

Under such circumstances, even if one knew clearly about Wenwen's reputation and could not believe a word in the newspaper, he would probably not be able to help but continue reading.

So in the next page, the Crow Tengu who successfully aroused people's interest in reading began to vividly describe the huge changes that occurred in Gensokyo today from the perspective of her malicious conspirator, and There is a suspicious connection between this change and the strange divine force from the outside world.

In her strokes, she even swore that the Hakurei Shrine had been defeated and disappeared. She did not know where she went. The Hakurei Shrine is now controlled by outsiders——

Although she used a lot of uncertain words such as "maybe", "maybe", "probably" and "should", the rumors she spun were well-organized, and she hinted at them both overtly and covertly. The reader subconsciously imagines horror stories such as killing people and dumping corpses...

Moreover, she also stated in the article that because of the powerful outsiders, not only had they defeated Hakurei Miko, but they had also contacted a series of representative figures such as Sunflower Field, Terakoya, and Eternal Pavilion, in an attempt to connect the inside and outside, and the combination of vertical and horizontal. Waiting for the strategy, preparing to declare a full-scale war on Gensokyo or something...

Looking at the freshly released newspaper, everyone's expressions were extremely weird. They were both funny and angry. They didn't know whether they should praise the crow tengu for her rich imagination. It would be a pity not to become a novelist, or should be angry with her for fear that the world would not be the same. Chaotic character.

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"Miss Reimu, don't you have any ideas?" After being silent for a long time, Dongfeng Valley Sanae finally couldn't help but speak and looked at Hakurei Miko, who was still drinking tea with a calm expression.

"No..." Reimu Hakurei said casually, "It's not the first time I've been tricked by her. If I had been angry every time, I would have been mad to death...and everyone knows she is What kind of person would believe her newspaper?"

"But this is going too far..."

Yukinoshita frowned lightly. The news media did not always refute rumors, but often spread rumors. Of course she knew this kind of thing. Due to various financial interests or political needs, this kind of thing was inevitable.

But this was really the first time she had seen a paparazzi act so blatantly.

"Isn't this too much? Princess Kaguya, have you forgotten the rumors about your offal soup?" Hakurei Reimu smiled and said in a smooth voice, pointing directly at the "Horai Mountain" in front of her. Kaguya".

"What Princess Kaguya?" Yukinoshita Yukino was stunned for a moment.

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"Tsk, I forgot again, your current appearance and inner nature don't match up..." Reimu Hakurei clicked her tongue, and took another sip of tea with an expressionless face, "Your current appearance is that of Eternity's Yuetei. Of the princess."

"Really a princess?" Yuigahama Yui subconsciously stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, and asked in surprise. She had previously felt that Xiao Yukino's new skin was not only stunningly beautiful, but also had a natural noble temperament, just like She is like a real princess.

But I didn't expect that she was actually a princess? !

Everyone turned to look, and the girl immediately shrank instinctively and moved closer to her good friend - this unfamiliar environment, magical world view, and unfamiliar inhuman existence still put a lot of pressure on her. of.

Even Hikigaya is more taciturn than before, and it seems that the symptoms of autism syndrome are getting more serious, reaching an advanced stage...

Yuigahama Yui is no exception. No matter how good her social skills are, under the continuous impact of the past two days, she has no time to adjust her world view, let alone quickly integrate into the new environment happily and naturally.

In that case, it would seem that she is too nervous. After all, she is not a person like Kato-san... Thinking of this, Yuigahama Yui subconsciously glanced at the girl on the other side.

It is said that Megumi Kato was also involved yesterday. She had never known about it before. Unlike Yukino, who hid some secrets, she is a mysterious person herself and has a handsome servant as a familiar. Drive or something...

If that Saber is not a heroic girl, but a handsome man, it will be very similar to the routines of some shoujo manga that Yuigahama-san has read, and it can be said to be a perfect hit for girls who love fantasy.

Not to mention that Yuigahama Yui was thinking wildly and misunderstanding something, Reimu Hakurei’s voice sounded again——

"She is indeed a princess. You should have heard of her name."

"This is our first time entering Gensokyo. How could we have heard of this princess's name..." Saber said, shaking her head and directly denying it. However, this is easy to understand. She is from ancient Britain after all.

Neither being a local, nor having grown up listening to local classic stories, my way of thinking is fundamentally different.

"Kaguya..." Yukinoshita frowned and asked tentatively, "Is it Princess Kaguya? The one in "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter"?"

"Yes, that's the one, the princess of the moon people..." Reimu Hakurei said in a calm tone, as if describing the facts.

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"Is it so exaggerated..."

Even the dead fish eyes that Hikigaya Hachiman had been working hard to maintain finally started to fluctuate. He took a low breath of cold air and felt quite painful. The water in this damn place was really too deep.

Yuigahama Yui's eyes are brimming with tears. No matter how much she talks about some things, they are not as profound as the feelings she feels at this moment... She is naturally familiar with "The Tale of Bamboo Matori", which was written in Japan in the early 10th century. The oldest literary work of storytelling.

But now, the protagonist in the book actually exists, and has even appeared in front of her in a sense.

Inexplicably, I felt history whizzing past me, and thousands of years of time unceremoniously hitting my face...

This one is really Princess Chitose!