Lost Narrative Poetry

Why should I look at you?

Don’t you have a little bit of Hercules in your heart?

Facing the monster sage who was pretending to be stupid and pretending to be ignorant, all the girls in Gensokyo were silent at the same time. They all wanted to complain, but they didn't know what to say. Feel.

And don’t look at the smiling face of Yakumo Murasaki on the surface. In fact, she is very serious about this issue. If she doesn’t do it right, she will definitely attract retaliation. Anyway, no one wants to try rolling the keyboard with her face. taste.

Even if there are people who are not afraid of Yakumo Murasaki, they don't want to get entangled with each other on these matters. It would seem too stupid.

"Miss, what's wrong?"

At this time, Izayoi Sakuya in the crowd asked softly, because she was keenly aware of her master's unnatural expression.

Remilia, who was sitting among the crowd, frowned, looked around, twisted her body uncomfortably, and then whispered: "I don't know why, but I suddenly felt a subtle strange feeling just now. But it must be an illusion..."

Yes, it must be an illusion.

She obviously didn't say or do anything, so what's there to worry about?

Fran next to her looked around like a curious kitten. She quietly got up and wanted to run away, but Remi grabbed her arm and prevented her from running away, so she pouted unhappily. mouth.

"Lord Xia Ran was joking..." In the silence, it was Hidden Akiu who spoke first, and she smiled reluctantly.

"I'm not joking, I'm very serious. Miss Ahqiu, you can tell by looking at my sincere eyes..." Xia Ran also frowned and tried hard to defend herself. He was really serious about this. No kidding.

In the real world, the time he spent was seventeen years, and this was completely guaranteed.

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"Yes, really? Are you serious?" The purple-haired girl sighed helplessly and nodded, indicating that she understood, "If you are seventeen years old, you will be the same age as Master Zi..."

Anyway, as long as you are happy, you just need to record it truthfully.

"Wait a minute, Miss Aqiu, did you just put me and Zi into the same category of people in a very rude way?"

Xia Ran was still frowning extremely dissatisfied, because he felt that there was something very wrong with what the girl just said, and it was a distrust and slander against him.

——What does it mean to be the same age as Zi? What kind of international joke is this? If he were Zi's age, he would probably have achieved the Sixth Realm of Heavenly Immortality. At that time, there was nothing he could not do...

"...You guy...did you just say something very rude to me?"

The monster sage, who was watching the show with a smile, suddenly twitched his face, and then said very unhappily, can he be hit by an arrow in the knee while sitting here with Yuyuko in his arms? Are you drifting away, or am I unable to lift the knife?

"No, Zi, you heard wrong."

Xia Ran denied it decisively.

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Everyone didn't know what to say. What kind of amazing thickness of skin did they have to be able to say such words carelessly in front of the person involved and then decisively refuse to admit it?

However, the relationship between these two people is indeed extraordinary. Maybe it is like the friendship between Yakumo Murasaki and Yuyuko, which has lasted for at least a thousand years... Well, maybe it lasts longer, I can't say. .

"That's the end of the topic. It's not good to talk about a girl's age casually. If you continue to talk, even you will be punished..." The seventeen-year-old girl pouted in dissatisfaction. . "Aqiu, keep asking, don't get entangled with him on this issue anymore."

"Okay, okay..."

Hidden Ah Qiu calmed down, then dipped his brush in ink gracefully, thought for a moment, and then asked -

"Lord Xia Ran, would you mind telling me your views on human beings?"

Is this to confirm data on one's own danger level and friendliness to humans? Xia Ran blinked, stretched out an index finger to scratch his cheek slightly, and said with some uncertainty: "It's nothing special, it just looks like that."

"Can you tell me more specifically?"

Hidden Aqiu frowned slightly, looking sickly and frail. She was not too interested in such a general statement and felt it was too perfunctory.

"To be specific, Miss Liu and I should be the same kind of people..." Xia Ran looked at Liu Mengli who was as calm as water next to her, and after thinking for a while, she said simply.

"Huh?"

At this moment, even Liu Mengli herself was a little surprised, and there was a strange light in Jianshui's eyes. She probably didn't expect that the other party would suddenly bring the topic to herself and say such words.

The black-winged girl Sheming Wanwen's eyes lit up immediately, and she wrote a series of cute handwritten fonts in her small notebook. Xia Ran's eyes jumped wildly when she saw it. So many people were watching all around, you Are you still planning to spread rumors in the next news?

What kind of professionalism is this? What on earth are you plotting?

And what a strange brain circuit you have to think that you can tamper with everyone's memory and impression through tomorrow's "Bunwen Daily" about what everyone is watching at this moment...

Sure enough, this Crow Tengu actually knew very well that no one would believe her gossip news papers, and her goal was probably never to make others believe the outrageous rumors she fabricated.

It is purely out of her personal interests that she devotes herself to spreading rumors, and she enjoys it endlessly... It is simply beyond words.

Ji Haitang, who was standing next to him, glanced at Wenwen with disdain, thinking that this guy was simply a disgrace to journalists. He would always take quotes out of context and sensationalize, and he would sooner or later be killed by many victims of Gensokyo...

Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly lost her composure. What does this kind of person mean?

"What does a type of person mean?"

Haida Aqiu also had such doubts, so she asked with interest.

Xia Ran smiled and said nothing. Baitian Aqiu raised his eyebrows slightly and thought about it before asking the girl Liu next to him. She didn't feel too entangled. She picked up the pen and continued to write a line of text on the paper, and then continued to ask:

"Okay, let's ask the next question... Sir Xia Ran, you seem to be a magician? Are you not in the same system as ordinary magicians?"

"Ahem, well... I'm actually a cultivator now."

The young man coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and answered the question sincerely.

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"What is a cultivator?" Haida Aqiu blinked slightly.

"Oh, they are Eastern monks. They can be regarded as magicians and the like, and vice versa..." Xia Ran gave a simple and easy-to-understand explanation.

"I see..." The purple-haired girl nodded, and wrote a few more strokes on the paper, "So about the recent Hakodeni project, which was initiated by Moriya Shrine to raise funds and mobilized the entire Gensokyo. What role did you play in it..."

"Objection!"

At this time, among the large crowd around him, Yakumo Purple suddenly raised his hands in an imposing manner, as if he was a lawyer in court.

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Many people showed "here we come" expressions. They thought this was a natural development. If Yakumo Purple really didn't fight back and retaliate, she wouldn't be Yakumo Purple. Isn't it the other party's favorite to cause trouble?

Hidden Akiu was slightly stunned when his words were interrupted, and was a little at a loss to react. However, Xia Ran was not surprised at all and said indifferently: "Does Lawyer Yakumo have any opinions?"

He didn't think this was a counterattack, because when he saw the evil light in the eyes of the monster sage, he had already realized it and was mentally prepared.

Even if she didn't say anything just now, Yakumo Purple would definitely cause trouble. After all, they are a group of guys who just watch the excitement and don't take it too seriously. It is almost impossible to expect them to be as moral as themselves.

"Let me tell you, don't you think the current question is boring?" The monster girl raised her small fan with a smile, and unfolded it to cover the lower half of her beautiful face, revealing only a pair of eyes that seemed to be able to talk.

"I don't think..." Xia Ran sighed, although he knew that he actually had no right to speak now.

As expected, Yakumo Purple pretended not to hear what he said and continued to talk to herself: "Just asking these questions in a formal manner is too boring, and this person is not honest at all. They are all perfunctory lies..."

"Nonsense, how perfunctory it is!"

"Do you dare to say that you are only seventeen years old?"

"Why don't you dare? Even you dare to say it, why don't I..."

"Everyone has seen it! This is really perfunctory, just talking, talking nonsense..." Yakumo Zi interrupted Xia Ran's argument quite unhappily, "So this is completely meaningless, and it is a rare event. At the banquet, why don’t we have something more interesting..."

"It's so rare. Don't we have to find a reason to hold a banquet every now and then?" Xia Ransheng said helplessly.

Naturally, he was ignored.

"What's more interesting?" Sheming Wanwen asked, fearing that the world would be in chaos, and enthusiastically praised it. She had already caught the breath of the news.

Glancing at the Crow Tengu with admiration, she gently covered her beautiful face with the small fan in her hand. The monster girl said with a smile: "It's still the same theme. After all, Ah Qiu also needs to collect and record information, but how about another way? …”

"Like, truth and dare... something like that?"