Lost Narrative Poetry

"whispering sound."

Yakumo Purple snorted softly and turned her head to look in another direction dissatisfied. She really went for the opportunity of a big adventure.

But this person was not prepared to give her a chance at all, which was very annoying... Really, is it so bad in Gensokyo? There is nothing worthy of nostalgia in the outside world. It is really a waste of my good intentions.

"Okay, come here..." Xia Ran showed a victorious expression, there was nothing to be afraid of.

It's just the lesser of two evils. For someone like Kazami Yuuka, Saikyoji Yuyuko or even Hakurei Reimu, choosing Dare is the most appropriate method, because as long as they cooperate, they only need to get Just get the results you want.

good for everyone.

On the contrary, if they don't follow their wishes, they will ask questions with the greatest possible malice. They can be as difficult as they can, and they can do whatever they want to do to make them unhappy.

But Yakumo Purple is different. She probably came with the idea of ​​letting Xia Ran choose a big adventure from the beginning, and then put forward her request. The monster sage always acts with a target in mind. No matter whether he succeeds or fails, he always has his own goals. of reasons.

So after thinking about it, Xia Ran decided to choose the truth. No matter how desperate it was to give him a proposition, it was still better than what Yakumo Purple wanted to do through a big adventure.

Besides, isn’t there a saying like that?

As long as he is not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. He thought about it carefully and felt that there was nothing special that he could not say... Ahem, probably, after all, Yakumo Purple is different from other people.

Others may still be curious, and after all, there are many things they don't understand about Xia Ran, but Yakumo Purple... it's like Xia Ran understands everything about her, and in turn, she has completely exchanged and mastered Xia Ran's memory experience.

Thinking of this, Xia Ran was more or less uncertain, but on the surface, there was no hint of guilt at all. Instead, he waited for the monster sage to come over calmly, as if he didn't care at all.

This is the key to the psychological game. If the other party gives up directly, they may be able to pass easily.

As long as he acted convincingly enough, well, speaking of it, only Jue should be able to detect his own weakness... Subconsciously, Xia Ran glanced at Gu Ming Jue in front of him.

The master of the Earth Spirit Hall was just as before, calm and gentle, sitting there and waiting.

Perhaps sensing Xia Ran's gaze, Gu Mingdijue raised his head and glanced at him. His third eye floated gently in front of him, but he didn't say anything. His eyes were still as calm as water.

"This is not urgent..."

Yakumo Purple said calmly: "I want to think about it carefully. There is no prescribed order anyway. It's okay to let others ask first."

"oh?" who is it?"

Hold on! Be steady.

At least now Zi doesn't know what questions to ask. As long as she feels that it is meaningless and cannot threaten herself, she will soon give up in frustration.

"It seems to be me?"

Kato Megumi's calm voice sounded, and she raised the paper sign in her hand, which naturally attracted the attention of all kinds of eyes from all directions. However, I don’t know whether it was because she was too calm or because her nerves were a little rough, but the girl was as calm as ever.

Nice!

That's great, Kato-kun, I like you more and more!

Xia Ran suddenly felt relieved. He found that Kato Megumi was simply his noble person. He could always provide him with off-site assistance unintentionally at just the right time. He was really a best friend!

Calm, rational, kind, and friendly, it's very safe to get along with...

There are so many advantages! At this moment, Xia Ran automatically ignored the fact that Kato-san might also stab him in the back unconsciously...

"Xia Ran, you seem very happy?" Kato Megumi looked at Xia Ran curiously.

"Yes, because Kato, you are a good person..." Xia Ran nodded repeatedly and said without concealment.

"...So did I receive the good guy card? It was a bit sudden." Megumi Kato's expression was quite calm, and her tone was calm and unchanged.

"If you really think so, how about you show a little wavering?" Xia Ran couldn't help complaining. If you really think so, don't be so calm.

It's better to change your tone slightly, but don't keep this pale expression all the time.

"Okay, then I have to ask a question, Xia Ran." Kato Megumi looked down at the paper sign in his hand again, and asked calmly, "Are you planning to take a big risk?"

"It doesn't matter to me... If you want to ask questions, just ask them, or if there's anything you want me to do, you can change it to a big adventure?" Xia Ran thought for a moment and asked uncertainly.

"There's nothing I want you to do, so it's better to ask questions. It's easier this way." Kato Megumi thought carefully and then answered. "You can also ask a question later, a more normal one."

"Oh, that's totally fine."

"..."

"..."

The atmosphere suddenly became a little strange. Everyone felt like they couldn't help but complain, but you two actually started discussing it!

"Well, what should I ask..."

Kato Megumi put his hand on his chin and thought seriously for a while. He seemed to be a little confused. He said that he could just ask a casual question, but he couldn't directly ask a question like "Have you eaten?" Bar?

This was too perfunctory, so for a while she didn't know what to ask.

"How about you ask me what I just ate?" Xia Ran gave guidance very considerately, and at the same time tried to reach a consensus with the other party in a negotiating tone, "Then I will ask you the same question. It's very simple. , this is how a world where no one gets hurt should be..."

"Isn't this a violation of the rules?" Sheming Wanwen finally couldn't bear it any longer. She interjected with a very dissatisfied tone.

It's the big news that was promised, but why can't even the monsters and sages help! What she wants to see is elements such as hatchets, blackening, and good ships. The kind of development where flesh and blood is spread and suitable for people of all ages is the big news!

What's going on now? !

"Don't talk too much." Xia Ran glared at the Crow Tengu. This guy was probably the most unscrupulous.

After all, I usually take pleasure in offending people, and I love spreading rumors and causing trouble more than anything else. Everyone else has to worry about whether they will offend those big monsters, but Wenwen doesn't care at all...

It's naturally the same now. This guy will be assassinated sooner or later.

"Okay, I've thought about what questions to ask, Xia Ran..." At this time, Kato Megumi had already spoken.

She looked at Xia Ran, with a relaxed tone and a hint of curiosity, and then asked: "I always feel that you have changed a lot compared to the last time you came to Gensokyo. Let me ask you, how are you now? How capable is it?"

Anyway, she didn't intend to embarrass the other party in other aspects, so after thinking about it, she thought she might as well take this opportunity to satisfy her curiosity and solve the little doubts she had for a while.

After all, what's the point of asking?

"This is hard to explain to you. After all, there is no authoritative standard for dividing levels..." Xia Ran was stunned for a moment, and she didn't expect Kato-san to ask such a question.

He thought about it and said as tactfully as possible: "If I go all out, the history of all Japan will probably be directly rewritten..."

"Is it so scary?"

Hikigaya Hachiman, who had been pricking up his ears and was also very concerned about this issue, finally couldn't help but widen his eyes at this moment and blurted out subconsciously.

Although I know that this group of people are all very knowledgeable and inhuman, and each one of them can move mountains and oceans, but to be able to achieve such a terrifying level is really too exaggerated, right? !

Are you kidding me? It must be a joke, right?

"Lie." At this time, Gu Mingdijue calmly raised the sign on his left hand side. The red "×" was very conspicuous.

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"..."

The scene was a little awkward.

"Okay, I was actually joking..." Xia Ran was silent for a moment. The atmosphere was so good that he ignored the fact that this was the truth, and there was a ruthless lie detector machine judging right from wrong.

"Are you really joking?" Hikigaya Hachiman let out a long sigh of relief and looked in all directions. He found that no one cared about him, and he immediately felt much more relaxed.

"Actually, as long as I go all out, the history of the whole world will be directly rewritten!"

Xia Ran twitched the corner of his mouth. It seemed that he couldn't be tactful anymore. Since white lies were of no use, he might as well just tell the truth!

"Correct." Gu Mingdijue raised the sign on his right this time to indicate that he had passed correctly.

"...No, is this still revised upward?" Hikigaya Hachiman's face turned green for an instant, and his eyes widened in disbelief.

Others don't have any special feelings. This kind of thing is really nothing, for beings of this level. Just like last year's Yongye Mutation, Bayi Yonglin used magic to turn the entire earth into a secret chamber, separating the earth and the moon.

If we can achieve this level, we can naturally separate the earth and the sun. It doesn't need to last forever, because in less than a month, the dark earth can enter the Ice Age and become a land of death.

In short, although the methods of characters of this level are different, the chain reaction caused by leveraging a series of natural phenomena is absolutely deadly enough. It is not difficult to wipe out the entire land, and it is impossible for all creatures on the ground to resist.

After asking Kato-san's birthday in a friendly manner, the two sides completed the handover.

"Okay, then who is next?" Xia Ran said, looking at the girl with long black hair and straight hair who had been silent.

This is obviously arranged, the monster sage is really vicious! He cursed in his heart.

"it's me."

Yukinoshita Yukino raised the paper sign in her hand and asked with a calm expression: "My question is, is there anything you are hiding from me and have never told me clearly?" No options were given, just wanted to Listen to the truth.

She actually thought about it for a long time just now, because she had many questions to ask, but finally gave up. Firstly, she only had one chance, and secondly, it was difficult to ease down on too sharp questions.

After thinking about it, she simply asked the question that concerned her most and let the other party tell her.

Is there something you are hiding from yourself?

Is there something you haven’t told yourself clearly? Are you... lying to yourself?

This is the uneasiness that has always lingered in the girl's heart.

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"..."

"I've never told you something clearly..." Xia Ran blinked and nodded seriously, "I actually don't like you."

"Lie." Gu Mingdijue calmly raised the sign on his left hand. The red "×" was very conspicuous.

(PS: I actually figured it out again, and the vacation was postponed again...)