Lost Narrative Poetry

"I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei."

It seemed that the source of the continuous sneezing and the inexplicable chills that sprang up from the depths of his soul could be directly confirmed.

Xia Ran thought so.

"..."

"..."

A strange silence spread in the office. Hiratsuka Shizu crossed her arms, making her majestic breasts even more terrifying. She frowned and stared at someone in front of her.

There's something wrong with this atmosphere. Did he do something to make her angry again?

It shouldn't be. Xia Ran quickly used her brain to search her memory carefully.

However, I can't think of what went wrong, and from yesterday evening to now, in less than a day, what can I do... Could it be that I am sleepwalking in my sleep, writing what I have written before? Has the script been sent out?

Wait, that’s not good. If that’s the case, how many copies did you publish? Could it be that even the draft was sent out, and Fusukawa Bunko accepted all comers and announced the project overnight?

Xia Ran's eyes wavered violently, but she quickly realized that this kind of thing was impossible to happen.

Last night, he didn't sleep at all, okay!

"Classmate Xia Ran, why did you apologize as soon as you came in?" At this time, Teacher Hiratsuka let out a long sigh and asked, his tone a little heavy.

"Eh? Shouldn't it be right?" Xia Ran raised his head with a puzzled expression on his face.

"What did you do wrong?"

"I don't know either... How about you give me a hint, Mr. Hiratsuka?" Xia Ran's eyes looked very innocent.

"I don't know why, but whenever I talk to you in the past two days, I get inexplicably angry... If this continues, I will definitely age quickly." Hiratsuka took a few deep breaths.

"Teacher, we have to be reasonable. This is definitely not my fault. You think you will age quickly because you have..." Xia Ran felt that she could not make such accusations true, and desperately tried to use science to Explain at an objective level.

A gust of wind blew and the words stopped abruptly.

The straight punch, whose trajectory was completely unclear, stopped just one centimeter in front of the tip of Xia Ran's nose.

"Want to die for once?" The low words spread along with the ultra-low pressure.

"...I'm sorry, it's all my fault." Considering that Hiratsuka Shizuka was also a black man, and might actually have the same ability, Xia Ran decisively made the most correct choice.

"Really, am I that scary..." Mr. Hiratsuka retracted his fist and said angrily, "Don't think that as long as I call you, I am looking for trouble. It's really irritating..."

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"..."

Xia Ran silently glanced at her retracted fist, stretched out her hand to push up her glasses out of habit, and did not express any personal opinions on the obvious question of "is this woman scary?"

"By the way, I forgot to ask yesterday, did you change your contact lenses?" Seeing his movements, Teacher Hiratsuka narrowed his eyes and asked.

"Yeah, what's the problem?" Xia Ran nodded confidently, not feeling guilty at all.

"No problem, I just want to remind you to pay attention to the security guard..." Before Teacher Hiratsuka could finish her words, she was interrupted by a knock on the door from outside, and she raised her eyebrows.

"Come in."

"Excuse me..." A weak voice sounded.

The door handle turned, and a boy who exuded a sense of fatigue and had lifeless eyes walked in from the corridor.

Xia Ran recognized him at a glance. This was the boy he asked for directions before.

"Hikigaya, you're here...do you know why I called you here this time?" Teacher Hiratsuka said, turning his gaze to the boy, his plain words full of oppression.

"have no idea……"

"I don't know? Take a look at this, do you have any impression?" Mr. Hiratsuka sneered, reached out and grabbed a whole stack of paper on the table, opened it towards the fish-eyed boy and shook it, "This is the composition you wrote. .”

"……oh."

The boy with dead fish eyes raised a finger, scratched his cheek, and uttered a syllable, his eyes wandering.

"Oh what, do you still remember what the essay topic I gave in class was?"

"...Remember, the title is "Review of High School Life." "

"If you know this is the topic, then why are you handing in a criminal declaration?" Mr. Hiratsuka sighed, "Really, why are one or two of them so troublesome? You are all potential Criminal?"

One or two? you? Xia Ran pretended not to hear. Anyway, as long as he didn't name the person, he definitely wasn't talking about a good student like him.

Potential criminal or something, who are you kidding me, is he like that?

The boy with dead fish eyes named Hikigaya looked at Xia Ran subconsciously. Could it be that this man, like himself, had submitted an essay that was like a declaration of crime, so he was called here?

"Forget it, Hikigaya, regarding this messy essay... I was going to call you over to talk about it last night, but because I was going to kill someone... no, I was delayed because of something else. .”

Hiratsuka-sensei raised his hair as if troubled and said so.

"I thought about it last night and felt that I don't need to listen to your opinion. It's better to take measures as soon as possible while criminal reserves like you still have the possibility of being corrected."

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I will rewrite it." Hikigaya had a vague premonition that something was not going to happen, so he quickly said this first.

"Rewrite? Okay, you can just rewrite the composition..." Shizuka Hiratsuka smiled softly, as if she was a close sister, "Then, let me tell you about my decision to punish you... …”

"Wait a minute, Mr. Hiratsuka, aren't I going to rewrite the essay?" Hikigaya's eyes widened.

"Really? So what?"

"Since I have to write the essay again, why are there other punishments?" Hikigaya argued, "I've never heard of someone who did something wrong and was punished twice. It's not fair. "

"No, that's fair, because it's you who asked to rewrite the composition, and it's none of my business..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka yawned, raised her hands and stretched vigorously, showing off her beautiful figure in full.

"... Don't interrupt now, listen to me, because you have no friends... Well, Hikigaya, you have no friends, right? You don't have a girlfriend or anything like that, right?"

"Before you asked the question, you assumed that I have no friends... Also, what does "like" mean? "

"Don't worry, teacher, I'm a very open-minded person. Even if you say you have a boyfriend, I won't discriminate against you..." Shizuka Hiratsuka waved his hand, replied casually, and then asked again: "No. Are you going to participate in club activities?”

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"..."

Hikigaya fell silent, while Xia Ran twitched his lips. He didn't know if it was due to a sense of déjà vu, but he always felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.

"Okay, let's do it like this - Xia Ran, please take this little gangster to the service department to fill out an application for joining the department." Sure enough, Hiratsuka Shizuka turned around and said to Xia Ran, making a unilateral decision Decided.

Was this the reason why he stopped? Xia Ran sighed and glanced at the boy with dead fish eyes with a very sympathetic look:

"Application form, I understand...but where is it? Are there any preparations in the activity room, Mr. Hiratsuka?"

"Well, take a look first. If you don't have one, ask Yukinoshita for one. She is in Class J, Year 2. You know this, right?" Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't seem to think this was a big problem and casually said So replied.

Xia Ran nodded.

"Hey! Wait, shouldn't you ask me, the person involved, what I think first?" Hikigaya suddenly became anxious.

"Oh, what do you think?" The female teacher squinted at him, "Tell me and tell me. If it's a valid reason, I can consider it."

"Ah, there's something wrong with my waist... I remember it's called herpes, herpes, herpes?"

"You mean hernia, right? I believe it for now, but don't worry, I'm not asking you to do hard labor."

"Actually, actually I have a disease that will kill me if I join the club..."

"This reason is too ridiculous, I really want to see it." Shizuka Hiratsuka raised his eyebrows, with a dangerous light flashing in his eyes. "But if you don't die, I won't let you go..."

"wait wait wait!"

Hikigaya struggled to death. He looked in the direction of Xia Ran and noticed the sympathy and pity in the other person's eyes. He immediately felt that he had seen the light. He had helped him in the physical education class just now.

Ah, there is no perfect path, this is the opportunity for me to break the situation!

"I think we should use a more fair and democratic method to solve the problem... For example, if there are three people here, we can try to vote..."

"To put it bluntly, I just want to win over Xia Ran, you naive brat." Hiratsuka curled her lips, then turned her head and narrowed her eyes to look at someone, "Xia Ran, you heard it, right? Who is that vote for?”

"Of course I vote for you, teacher." Xia Ran replied without hesitation.

"Huh?"

Hikigaya's eyes widened, this was different from what he had promised.

"But Hikigaya still seems unhappy, what should I do..." Teacher Hiratsuka's eyes were full of smiles, and she still said slowly.

"This is easy to handle. As long as you, teacher, take his criminal declaration to the broadcast room and recite it publicly to the whole school in the name of a selection of excellent essays." Xia Ran kindly offered some advice.

--devil!

——There is a devil here!

Hikigaya's face turned blue. He saw the female teacher's eyes light up, then she turned to look at him with great satisfaction and said, "So... Hikigaya-kun, do you have any other opinions now?"

"there is none left……"

Facts have proved that no one can maintain their integrity under such circumstances, and the same is true for Hikigaya, who tried his best to put on a flattering smile.

"Well, please come with me, Hikigaya-san... and also, welcome to the service club."

Walking out to the corridor outside, closing the door behind her, Xia Ran turned around and looked at the boy with dead fish eyes behind her, patted him on the shoulder enthusiastically and said.

"I don't want to join the service club at all, Xia Ran-san... you were too uninteresting just now, weren't you?" Hikigaya smiled bitterly, shrank his body unaccustomedly, and stared at him with a look full of resentment. Looking at each other.

"Don't look at me like this. What would you do in that situation?" Xia Ran curled her lips in disapproval.