Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 290 The deadly female devil is here
On the early morning of the second day of the Lunar New Year, Wan Yu and the three of them worked together to pull Nan Feng out of the bedroom. However, Nan Feng, who was always easy to talk to, held on to the door frame and refused to go out.
"South wind, good south wind."
Wan Yu pulled Nan Feng's clothes and said coquettishly: "You have been lying in the bedroom all day yesterday. Why don't you go out with us for a walk today?"
Nan Feng, who looked extremely ugly, shouted: "No, if you don't go out, you won't go out even if you beat me to death!"
Nanfeng refused very resolutely, but could not stand the attitude of the remaining three people even more resolutely.
Guangu grabbed Nanfeng's arm and persuaded: "Nanfeng, just take us out for a walk.
"What if we were in unfamiliar places without you and got lost?"
Nan Feng sneered: "Even without me, you can still ask your sworn brother to take you out."
A look of embarrassment appeared on the faces of the three of them involuntarily.
When I woke up with a hangover, I found out that I had sex with my best friend's grandfather, and the bad news that the entire process was videotaped made the three of them barely leave the room all day yesterday.
Zhang Wei said embarrassedly: "The three of us had so much fun drinking with the old man the night before yesterday that we all got drunk.
"And that's why we're going out."
He pointed in the direction of the lobby of the old house and said: "Yesterday, the old man and your grandma hurt the old man all day long. We originally thought that the matter would just go away.
"As a result, on the second day of the new year, the old man never put down the crutch in his hand.
"This early in the morning, we thought we were going to perform a full-on martial arts show."
"normal."
Nanfeng gloated: "If it hadn't been the first day of the Lunar New Year and it was not a good time to do something, the old man would have whipped him yesterday."
After drinking just a little bit of wine, he not only asked me to kowtow to him, but also became sworn brothers with his grandson's friends in Taoyuan.
The old man is probably the only person in the world who can mess up the seniority hierarchy like this.
Then Nanfeng also said to the three of them in a fun tone: "So you three sworn brothers and sisters have never thought of helping him?
"It seems that the bond between you two is not very good."
"Don't mention it."
Wan Yu sighed helplessly: "The three of us couldn't persuade her, and standing aside to watch the show would only make it more embarrassing.
"Especially the resentful look in the old man's eyes when he looked at the three of us, it made us want to find a crack in the ground to crawl under."
She clasped her hands and prayed to Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, please take us out for a walk so that we can avoid the limelight today.
"With the intensity of the fighting today, we really can't stay in the house any longer."
"If you want to go out to play, just go out and play. Why do you have to drag me out?"
Nan Feng looked at the three guys in front of him, who were all in their seventies together: "You three are all reliable adults, and you are not a fool like Yu Mo who has no memory. Don't tell me what happened in the past few days. You still can’t find your way home?”
Guangu spread his hands: "That's not true, but we don't know what fun things are nearby if you're not here."
"Then you should walk around more and ask more questions."
Nan Feng covered his ears and said through gritted teeth: "Anyway, I will never leave the bedroom until the fireworks in the sky stop!"
That's right, the reason Nanfeng doesn't want to go out is because of the fireworks roaring in the sky all the time.
Since the New Year's Eve, the sound of fireworks in the sky has never stopped.
It can be said that they are released during the day, released at night, released every day, and released every night. Every household is released.
Although this violent noise was not to the point where Nan Feng could not bear it, he had not had a good sleep for two days.
After all, an old house is an old house. There is no way to renovate the bedrooms here with sound insulation materials like the bedrooms in the apartment.
In fact, Nanfeng's sleep quality has not been very good since he returned to his old house. It was just tolerable before, but now Nanfeng is really made a little nervous by these fireworks.
Zhang Wei said: "According to the old man, the fireworks here will be set off for several days and nights.
"You can't just stay in the bedroom and wrap your head in the quilt, right?"
Nanfeng glanced at Zhang Wei: "Do you have any other ideas?"
"There are still ways."
Zhang Wei and the other three looked at each other and burst out into weird laughter.
This made Nanfeng immediately want to escape back to the bedroom, but in the end it was still a step too late.
…
"Are you sure... you want me to go out with you dressed like this?"
Nanfeng looked at himself in front of the mirror and said decisively before Zhang Wei and others could reply.
"goodbye!"
Then he was about to turn around and return to the bedroom.
"south wind."
Guangu quickly grabbed Nanfeng who was about to leave: "You look pretty good in your current outfit."
"Guangu, you have no conscience now. Do you think I look like a normal person?"
Nan Feng pointed at himself in the mirror and said.
Looking in the direction of his finger, he saw a strange man wearing a green military coat and a motorcycle helmet appearing in the mirror. His face could not be seen clearly.
Guangu smiled and said: "We just prepared a helmet for you, but the green military coat is your own."
“It’s not that I forgot to bring my luggage back, but the old house doesn’t have many sets of my clothes.
"I have no clothes to wear. It's not just about wearing what you have at home."
Nanfeng lowered his head and looked at the bloated military coat on his body and sighed: "There is a kind of cold called your grandma thinks you are cold."
"Who told you to be mysophobic? You have to change your winter clothes every day."
Zhang Wei smiled and said: "Actually, besides wearing red during the Chinese New Year, it would also be nice to wear green."
"hehe……"
Nanfeng touched the helmet on his head: "A military coat is acceptable, but what normal person wears a motorcycle helmet while walking?"
Guangu waved his hand: "It's okay, this helmet is fully enclosed anyway, no one can see your face."
"Guangu, you are so smart."
Nanfeng smiled helplessly: "They can't see my face clearly, but I'm walking with you. Do you think everyone still can't remember the faces of the three of you, or can't they hear you three calling Nanfeng?"
Guangu scratched his head in embarrassment when he heard this: "Don't worry about these details. The most important thing now is to help you solve the problem."
"Sekiya is right."
Wan Yu nodded and said: "Besides, Nanfeng, you can't bring us back to celebrate the New Year. As a result, I plan to stay in the bedroom these days."
Nanfeng thought for a moment, then nodded awkwardly with a helmet on his head.
Since I brought the three of them here, I really couldn't just let them go out to have fun on their own.
Wanyu knocked on her helmet and asked Nanfeng curiously: "How is it? Is our specially made cotton motorcycle helmet useful?"
"It works, but it's not very effective."
Nanfeng took off his motorcycle helmet. He pointed to the sides of the helmet that fit his ears and said, "The cotton on these two sides has no effect. I remember that there is some unused sound insulation cotton on the Digger Zero. I can use it later." Change it up.”
As he spoke, Nanfeng took off the earplugs from his ears: "Also, these earplugs are not very comfortable."
"Okay, then we'll make some changes and make sure you're satisfied." Wanyu promised, patting her chest.
Nanfeng looked curious: "I don't know that Wanyu can do needlework."
"I can't."
Wanyu raised her head slightly, and she was even a little proud when she answered.
She pulled the embarrassed Zhang Wei aside and said, "But Zhang Wei knows how to do needlework. He is very good at needlework."
Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Three years of new life, three years of old life, and another three years of mending things. This was how I lived when I was a kid."
"Then we'll trouble our little expert." Nanfeng smiled and handed the helmet and earplugs to Zhang Wei.
"good."
When Zhang Wei put the readjusted helmet and earplugs on Nanfeng again, Nanfeng stood there and felt it carefully, then gave the three of them an OK gesture.
"Better than me staying in the bedroom."
"yeah!"
Wan Yu and the other three raised their hands and cheered, and then they pulled Nan Feng away from the Chu family's old house without stopping.
When they passed the lobby, the old man and the old man were still chasing each other around the Eight Immortals table, and the other was running away.
The four of them looked at each other, then all shrank their heads and pretended not to notice.
After Wan Yu and the other three left the old house, they all breathed a sigh of relief.
"I finally understand, drunkenness is the devil."
Guangu muttered guiltily: "If we hadn't been so drunk the night before, wouldn't these things have happened?"
"Relax, this happens quite often in our family."
Nanfeng gloated: "Besides, the old man can still be beaten by his father at this age. It's too late for him to be happy."
The three of them laughed repeatedly.
They didn't think the old man looked happy at all.
A few people just walked and chatted all the way to the entrance of the village.
Along the way, some people asked Nanfeng why he was dressed like this, but he could only deal with it with a few casual words.
After all, Nanfeng would never tell anyone he had excellent hearing.
"Nanfeng, where are we going to play today?"
Wanyu looked at Nanfeng expectantly.
"Let's go today..."
Midway through Nanfeng's words, he paused. He slightly raised his head and looked forward.
The three of them looked along Nanfeng's line of sight, but found nothing.
After about a while, the three of them only saw a group of children running away, and they all shouted in fear.
"The devil is here! The devil is here!"
"Everyone, run quickly, the deadly devil is looking for someone to make sandbags!"
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