Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zi Qiao quickly slipped out of the toilet and ran straight out of the bar.

"Auntie, I had to evacuate in case of emergency."

He said into the phone: "I'll be back in a minute, I'll be back in a minute, please help me keep watching."

Seeing Ziqiao hang up the phone in a hurry, Youyou shrugged: "So what should we do now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suggested: "How about we try to send a message to Meijia and ask her what's going on?"

"good idea."

So Youyou sent several messages to Meijia in succession, but she seemed to be too happy chatting and didn't even bother to look at her phone.

Youyou tried to call Meijia again, but the result was still in vain.

"No, her phone is on silent." Youyou said.

Sekiya asked hesitantly: "Then should we go directly up and ask Mika what happened?"

"no."

Youyou said without thinking: "In this case, wouldn't we be exposed?"

Xiaoxian: "..."

Seeing Xiaoxian looking at him in astonishment, he realized what he was doing.

She smiled sheepishly: "It seems that if we were to be exposed, we would have been exposed long ago."

"Be calm and don't be impatient. Be calm and don't be impatient."

Zeng Xiaoxian has always liked to make decisions before acting, and think twice before doing anything.

In other words, cowardly.

At this moment, he was still undecided and could only suggest: "I think we should listen to Zi Qiao and observe their actions for the time being."

"But how else can we observe?"

Youyou pointed at the two people who were chatting happily in the distance: "Look at how happy the two of them are chatting. If they continue talking, Meijia may really fall."

Guangu also nodded: "The main reason is that we are too far away and can't hear what they are saying."

Youyou complained: "If I had known this, we should have waited for Nanfeng to come back from the dubbing studio before fishing."

Guangu sighed: "It's a pity that Wanyu and Curry Sauce left my monitoring equipment in the cinema, otherwise we could have taken it and used it."

"It's terrible, can't we do anything without the south wind and high technology?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "How about you let me try, I can read lips."

Youyou was shocked: "Teacher Zeng, can you read lips like Zi Qiao?"

"hey-hey."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed narcissistically: "Lip reading is nothing, I know a lot of things.

"Actually, I have always been a versatile person, but you have never had the patience to look for my shining points."

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian is honest and honest. 】

[Actually, I learned lip reading from Zi Qiao, and he even cheated me out of five hundred yuan for tuition! 】

[It’s just that my talent for learning is so strong that Ziqiao actually returned me two hundred and fifty yuan even after I hadn’t studied for long, and told me that I no longer needed to practice. 】

[Is this what it feels like to be a genius? 】

【Cool! 】

[Zeng Xiaoxian was very proud and beaming. 】

[If there were a tail behind his butt, I'm afraid he could take off directly in a spiral at this moment. 】

Guangu adjusted his glasses and confirmed again: "Teacher Zeng, are you sure you can do it?"

"It shouldn't be a big problem."

Zeng Xiaoxian said without any self-awareness: "After all, I am a professional host, so I have a lot of language talent, okay?"

Guangu and Youyou looked at each other and decided to trust Teacher Zeng for the time being.

Anyway, they have no better way now.

So Zeng Xiaoxian stepped forward and stared attentively with his small eyes.

After half a minute passed, Zeng Xiaoxian turned to Guan Gu and Youyou and sneered: "They are too far away from us. Wait until I get closer."

As he spoke, he moved a few steps forward.

Then another half minute passed.

"It's still a bit far."

He took a few steps forward.

Another half minute later.

"It seems a little far away, don't worry, I'm almost able to see their lips clearly."

Another half minute later.

"Right away, right away I can see clearly."

Another half minute later.

"I don't believe it yet, I must understand it this time!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stubbornly continued to move forward, focusing all his attention on the mouths of Meijia and the Neptune King.

…

I don’t know how long it took, but Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up happily

"I understand, I finally understand!"

Then his jump directly frightened Lin Chuan and Meijia who were close at hand.

"What did you understand?"

Lin Chuan protected Mei Jia behind him, and he looked at the middle-aged pervert who had a lewd expression and stared at their mouths as he walked over with vigilance.

"Who are you, and what do you want to do by staring at us?!!"

Lin Chuan took a sip: "What a pervert!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia were immediately embarrassed when they heard this.

Although Meijia didn't know why Teacher Zeng was so wretched and obscene, and even came over in a very obscene manner, she still wanted to explain to Teacher Zeng.

"Well, actually he..."

"Don't be afraid, Meijia."

Lin Chuan thought that Meijia was afraid and wanted to calm down the matter, so he said without thinking.

"I am a close disciple of the ancient martial arts master Ben Lei Shou Wen Tai Lai. I will beat up these perverts with evil intentions and evil intentions."

Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to explain his behavior, and then asked Meijia what happened.

But when he heard that the Sea King in front of him claimed to be a close disciple of the ancient martial arts master Ben Lei Shou Wen Tailai, he instinctively began to tremble.

After so many years of violent oppression by Hu Yifei, Xiaoxian knew very well how valuable the disciples of the ancient martial arts master were.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was not tough in the first place, became frightened as expected. He didn't even explain, he just shrank his head and smiled flatteringly.

"Actually...actually I just want to go to the toilet."

Before he finished speaking, he was seen rushing to the toilet faster than Bolt.

In the distance, Guangu and Youyou had been watching with dumbfounded eyes as Zeng Xiaoxian moved for half a minute, gradually getting farther and farther away from them, and getting closer and closer to Meijia and the Neptune King.

Then the two of them just watched Zeng Xiaoxian running towards the toilet in a panic without even saying a few words.

"I'm so stupid, really."

Guan Gu raised his dull eyes and continued: "I just know that Zi Qiao's words cannot be believed. I don't know that Teacher Zeng is the same."

Youyou could hardly stand it anymore, she put her head in her hands and said in shock: "This is what Teacher Zeng said about lip reading.

"If I'm less than thirty centimeters away from the other person, I know what the other person is going to say without even looking!"

Guan Gu murmured: "Teacher Zeng is indeed versatile. When we patiently look for his shining points, we will find...

“Teacher Zeng’s so-called shining point is the sunlight that passes through the hole in his head and shines into the water in Teacher Zeng’s brain and reflects the sparkling light!”

I have to say that Guangu's idiom skills are quite good when he curses.

The two looked at each other, both feeling ashamed of their choice to believe Teacher Zeng just now.

…

"snort."

Seeing this wretched man running towards the toilet, Lin Chuan couldn't help but sneered.

"This middle-aged wretched man is not only wretched, but also a coward. Anyone who has anything to do with him will feel ashamed."

Meijia, who had a close relationship with Zeng Xiaoxian, could only smile awkwardly.

"Don't be afraid, Meijia. He won't have the guts to do it again for a weakling like this." Lin Chuan comforted softly.

Meijia snorted: "How could I be afraid? When you were a kid, you were bullied because you were too fat and it was me who stood up for you, okay?"

At this point, she said "Yeah": "You were so fat when you were a child, and you were out of breath even if you ran a few steps. How could you be a closed disciple of some ancient martial arts master?"

"Shhh."

Lin Chuan whispered in Meijia's ear: "Actually, I just had the courage to lie to him. I didn't expect that this wretched uncle born in the 1970s had never watched "Lord of Destruction", so he gave up after just a little scare. "

Meijia couldn't help but put her hand on her forehead.

[Teacher Zeng, I don’t know for a moment whether I should sigh first because people say you are an uncle born in the 1970s, or whether I should first despise your coward nature. 】

She originally wanted to explain Teacher Zeng's matter to Lin Chuan, but now she was really embarrassed to explain it to him in this situation.

She couldn't tell Lin Chuan that the wretched and cowardly uncle who looked like he was born in the 1970s but was actually only in his twenties was her good friend, right?

Do you still want the dignity of a big sister?

[So Teacher Zeng, you’d better make a sacrifice. 】

[Who makes you so worried about your IQ that you can be fooled by this guy Big Fat Lin? 】

…

Zeng Xiaoxian, who fled into the toilet in a panic, just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw a muscular handsome man frowning and flushing his hands.

Xiaoxian glanced subconsciously, but was horrified to find that the colorless and transparent water flowing from the faucet instantly turned into disgusting yellow water after passing through the strong man's hands.

"vomit……"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a mysophobia, immediately started to vomit.

"Dead pervert!"

He used his remaining sanity to curse angrily: "You pervert who picks up shit, you're disgusting!"

"If the toilet is out of paper, you can call the bartender, but you..."

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted: "Bartender, bartender, come quickly!

"The sink has been defiled!"

The muscular man originally wanted to explain his unfortunate experience just now, but he didn't expect that the man in front of him started shouting at the top of his lungs after vomiting.

Is this okay?

He didn't want everyone in the bar to know that he had just thrown shit on his butt and hands. How could he have the dignity to stay in this bar in the next few days?

I also plan to pick up girls here after I finish treating Lu Xiaobu.

"No, calm down first and listen to me!"

He subconsciously reached out and covered Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who has a mysophobia, saw that the muscular man was so wet that he was about to put his unwashed hands on his mouth. His little universe suddenly exploded and he pushed the muscular man to the ground.

"Don't touch me with your dirty hands!"

Zeng Xiaoxian ran out of the toilet. He would rather be beaten to death by the sea king who knew ancient martial arts than be dirty.

"No, I've washed my hands!"

The muscular man hesitated for a while, then hesitantly put his hand to his nose and smelled it.

"vomit……"

He quickly turned on the faucet: "I'd better wash it again."