Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 365: Drunk but not aware of being a guest

Nanfeng helped Yumo to the guest room of 3603.

He swore that this was the first time that he had the urge to burst into tears after opening the door by himself.

There were no messy traces of the war, no piles of clothes, no messy bedside tables, only cleanliness and tidiness, and even a faint fragrance in the room.

This is where people should live!

The place just now could only be regarded as a garbage dump!

Nanfeng thought to himself, then helped Yumo to the bed and covered her with a quilt.

"Okay, the sleepwalking is over, you can sleep now." Nanfeng said softly.

"I can't sleep."

Yumo hugged Nanfeng's arm and stopped him from leaving: "I seem to be a little bit attached to the bed."

Nanfeng heard this and said helplessly: "But I can't move your bed here."

She smiled and rubbed her head against Nanfeng's arm like a docile cat: "If you accompany me, I won't be attached to the bed."

Nanfeng couldn't help laughing out loud.

The drunk Yu Mo was like a smart child of four or five years old. Perhaps this child was very smart compared to her peers, but in the eyes of adults, her intelligence was a kind of cleverness that could be seen through at a glance.

But isn’t it the privilege of children that their cleverness, as long as it is not excessive, will be approved by adults?

"Okay, I'll accompany you."

Nan Feng sat on the bed and stroked her messy hair with his other hand: "I'll wait until you fall asleep before leaving, okay?"

"Then I want to hear more stories." Yu Mo said.

"Okay."

"I want to hear the love story of Lin Daiyu and Megatron."

"...Okay." Nan Feng's eyebrows jumped, but he still agreed with a smile.

"I want a kiss too."

Pah!

He gently patted Yu Mo's forehead and said lightly: "It seems that you are really drunk and have started to talk nonsense."

Yu Mo covered her forehead and hummed a few times: "You don't love me, hate, hate, hate!"

Nan Feng just looked at her quietly at this time: "If you play rogue again, I will leave."

As we all know, no matter how smart a child is, if he doesn't know when to stop, the price of greed is that he will get nothing.

"Humph."

Yu Mo hummed, but it was obvious that he lacked confidence.

"Hurry up and tell the story, I'm almost sleepy."

"You have to let me think about it carefully."

Nan Feng was quite helpless. If he just told Yu Mo a story, he felt that he could still do it.

After all, he has dubbed so many novels, animations and TV series in the past two years. Even if he can't write, can't he be a literary tailor?

But how should he tell the love story of Lin Daiyu and Megatron?

These two guys are not even of the same species!

In the end, Nanfeng still had to bite the bullet and make up a love story about Lin Daiyu and Megatron, and Qin Yumo's evaluation of this was...

"What a bad story."

Yumo narrowed her eyes and leaned her head against Nanfeng's thigh. She said dissatisfiedly: "A good love story has to end in tragedy. Are you addicted to tragedy?"

"I can't help it."

Nanfeng complained: "One of these two people is a carbon-based life and the other is an iron-based life. This is not a difference in species, but a difference in the essence of life.

"In addition, their three views are different, their personalities conflict, they live in different times, and even their lifespans are different. Logically speaking, it is normal for them to end in tragedy."

"I don't want to listen! I don't want to listen!"

Yumo covered his ears and said roguely: "I don't care about logic or illogicality, I just want a happy ending.

"Besides, it's not logical for Lin Daiyu to meet Megatron. Why do you have to make the subsequent development logical?"

"Hiss..."

Hearing Yu Mo's long and logical speech, Nan Feng took a breath of cold air. He gently patted Yu Mo's little head: "Are you drunk?"

"Of course I'm not drunk. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk." Yu Mo arched her head and said vaguely.

"You can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."

Nan Feng touched her face. Until now, Yu Mo's cheeks are still slightly hot.

He tentatively raised two fingers: "I ask you, what is this?"

Yu Mo opened one eye in a daze, and then said with certainty: "Six!"

"Let me ask you again, one seven equals seven, so what is three sevens?"

"One seven equals seven, two sevens equals forty-eight, March 8th Women's Day, May 1st Labor Day, June 1st Children's Day..."

"Very good."

Nan Feng narrowed his eyes slightly, smiled brightly, and applauded: "You don't want to learn from anyone, but deliberately learn from Mei Jia, right?"

He pulled Yu Mo's face hard: "Pretending to be drunk to trick me?"

"No."

Yu Mo covered his head with the quilt and said: "I'm really drunk."

"Drunk your head."

Nan Feng lifted the quilt relentlessly: "I said how could you go to take a shower alone when you were so drunk, and you played the seven of us as fools for a long time.

"Qin Xiaopang classmate, you are really good at playing."

"How do you know my old nickname? ! ! "

Yumo was startled at first, then she complained in a low voice: "Damn Yifei!"

Who else would tell Nanfeng his nickname except her!

Nanfeng just smiled and said nothing.

[One time, Zhanbo, who was playing a game with Nanfeng in a double row, said casually: Nanfeng, I tell you, Sister Yumo was very fat when she was young. I still remember that she had a nickname called Qin Xiaopang at that time. ]

[Nanfeng's mouth curled up slightly when he heard this: Qin Xiaopang? Interesting... Then who is the big fat in their class? ]

[Zhanbo replied: There is no big fat. The reason why Sister Yumo was called Xiaopang was because she was too short at that time, so she couldn't be called big fat. ]

[To be precise, there were only Xiaopang, Xiaoxiaopang, Xiaoxiaoxiaopang in their class...]

"Are you not pretending now?"

Nanfeng still had a smile on her face, and it seemed that Yumo's pretending to be drunk was not affected at all.

Yumo smiled awkwardly when she heard this.

[In her inner world, Yumo stood still and then confessed. ]

[Okay, I admit that I was pretending to be drunk just now. ]

[In fact, I am the kind of person who gets drunk quickly and sobers up quickly. ]

[I had almost recovered my vague rationality after the end of the Three-Party World War, but I just couldn't control my body and was overly excited.]

[She spread her hands and said: I wanted to show my cards, but Nanfeng just happened to come back.]

[The opportunity is right in front of me. If I don't know how to seize it, what's the difference between me and Teacher Zeng?]

[Besides, I just acted out five points of drunkenness as eight points, which shouldn't be... too much, right?]

She stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, then covered her head with the quilt and ordered Nanfeng to leave.

"Go away, I'm going to sleep."

"Do you want to sleep now?"

Nanfeng raised her eyebrows and asked, "Don't you want to hear another story?"

She timidly showed her eyes: "What story?"

"Once upon a time, there was a person who always liked to pretend to be drunk, and then..."

"Then what?"

"Then..."

Nanfeng was halfway through his words when he flicked his finger on Yumo's forehead: "Then she will be condemned by everyone tomorrow."

He stood up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, don't be a rogue and complain!"

Yumo didn't even care about the pain in her forehead. She grabbed Nanfeng's arm and pulled him back.

Perhaps she was still a little drunk, and her strength was not properly controlled. She pulled Nanfeng to the bed with too much force.

Nanfeng didn't really want to leave like this. He was just teasing Yumo.

In fact, as long as Yumo pulled him casually, he would "reluctantly" stay and play house with her for a while.

Anyway, I didn't plan to sleep tonight, and I was bored in the middle of the night. Instead of waiting alone on the balcony, I might as well tease Yu Mo.

Unexpectedly, this tiger girl seemed to have used all her strength. He was caught off guard and couldn't control his body balance, and the whole person fell directly on Yu Mo.

The thin quilt in early May could not effectively block the two of them. Nan Feng felt as if he had fallen into a warm water ball.

Yu Mo hadn't reacted to what happened at this time. She just instinctively hugged Nan Feng's neck to prevent him from leaving.

She complained angrily: "Play is play, make trouble is make trouble, you can't be a rogue and complain like this."

Nan Feng looked at Yu Mo who was pressed under him, and he only felt a slight itch in his throat.

Nan Feng coughed lightly and said: "Classmate Qin Yu Mo, please take a look at who is playing rogue between the two of us now?"

Yu Mo was stunned, and she realized how ambiguous her posture with Nan Feng was now.

She let out a cry and let go of her hands. Then her face changed slightly. She reached into the quilt and fumbled for a while, and finally took out a lipstick.

"Hey, why is there a lipstick in my pajamas for no reason?"

Nanfeng: "...Is your memory too bad?"

"Is it that bad?"

Yumo raised her eyes and looked at Nanfeng. She looked at Nanfeng's affectionate peach blossom eyes, and somehow felt that her remaining drunkenness began to surge again.

Driven by alcohol, Yumo asked a question that she would never have asked if she was not drunk.

"Do you want to... taste the taste of my lipstick?"

Nanfeng's eyes widened when he heard it, and his heartbeat seemed to skip a beat.

He swallowed his saliva and was stunned on the spot.

Seeing this, Yumo just slowly twisted the lipstick, and Nanfeng did not react at all during the whole process.

Suddenly he looked towards 3604: "What's going on? Even if they tied him up so tightly, they couldn't trap Zhang Wei.

"No, I have to go check on him."

Nanfeng quickly got up and ran towards 3604, leaving Yumo with a messy face holding up her lipstick.

"Hey!"

Yumo said angrily: "At least let me help you put on your lipstick before you leave!"

Nanfeng staggered when he heard that, and then ran faster.

Yumo was so angry that he slapped the lipstick on the bedside table, and then gritted his teeth and whispered.

"Zhang Wei!"

Here it comes

Because part of it was deleted and modified during the review, everyone should be able to see which part it is.

To be honest, I didn't drive much.

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