Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 367 Good Night
In the end, Nanfeng still didn't explain what Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to express to Yifei. Anyway, this matter was destined to be hidden from Yifei.
Who made them make too much noise in the sunny bar and in the apartment? Yifei is also well-known in the apartment and has many friends. Tonight's events will more or less reach her ears.
In this case, there is no need for me to be such a big talker and leak secrets.
So according to Nanfeng, they just drank too much on a whim tonight, which led to what happened next.
"Weird."
Yifei obviously didn't believe Nanfeng's elliptical and vague explanation, but she didn't have the time to care about these things now, because Nanfeng immediately told her something more worthy of attention.
"By the way, Zhan Bo and Wanyu seemed to have been knocked unconscious by Teacher Zeng just now. They are probably still lying on the sofa now."
"What?!!"
Upon hearing this, Yifei hurried to 3601, and Nanfeng followed slowly. Yumo could only continue to look after Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei who were like dead pigs.
She had an idea and put the two of them into a rather ambiguous pose, then took out her phone and took a set of extremely intimate photos of them.
"Done."
Yu Mo named the collection of photos on his phone [Crazy Night: A tribute to those who will never change their love until death].
On April 1st this year, everyone held an event called "Ultimate April Fools' Day Trick" that you can tell who came up with it once you heard the name, and jointly decided to continue this battle of wits and courage.
Yu Mo, who was not prepared in advance and was eliminated early, was very unconvinced by his failure.
She decided that when she plays pranks on April Fool's Day next year, this collection will be her gift to Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei.
…
On the other side, Nanfeng and Yifei helped Zhanbo and Wanyu, who were knocked unconscious, back to their bedrooms respectively.
Then Yifei prepared two large plates of egg fried rice.
"Would you like to try my handiwork?"
Yifei raised her head proudly and said, "I'm not afraid to tell you, I feel that my cooking skills have improved a lot recently."
"It's definitely improved a lot."
Nan Feng picked up the chopsticks and picked out three hairs, two wires, and five or six small egg shells in less than half a minute.
"Not only have your cooking skills improved greatly, but you are also adding more and more things to the egg fried rice."
He raised his eyes full of disgust and asked: "Yifei, why do you lose your hair every time you make egg fried rice...Are you really not losing your hair?"
"roll!"
Yifei cursed angrily: "You don't know how to appreciate someone."
Nan Feng shrugged indifferently.
I’m afraid no one except Teacher Zeng can appreciate Yifei’s egg fried rice.
By the time they returned to 3603 with egg fried rice, Yu Mo had fallen asleep on the sofa.
Although she vowed to stay vigil with Nanfeng, Yu Mo had drank a lot tonight, and the three-party melee just now consumed too much physical and energy, so it was normal for him to fall asleep due to sleepiness. matter.
Nanfeng and Yifei looked at each other, and even their footsteps slowed down a lot.
The two of them came to the guest room and saw Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian lying on their sides facing each other with their hands and feet in the shape of a heart. They both fell into deep thought.
"Nan Feng, do you think it is possible for a normal person to sleep like this?"
"Normal people can't sleep, but these two people are not normal."
Nan Feng revealed the truth in one word: "But it must be Yu Mo who caused the two of them to be like this."
"Then she's quite free."
Yifei placed the egg fried rice on the bedside table on Zeng Xiaoxian's side, then clapped her hands, raised her chin and said, "Done, then I'll go back to sleep."
"You're just going back?"
Nanfeng pointed at the plate of egg fried rice and asked, "So you went out to buy ingredients in the middle of the night and started the fire again, but in the end you just put this egg fried rice here?"
"What if?"
Yifei raised her chin slightly, like a proud white swan stretching its neck: "It's already a great mercy for me to make egg fried rice for him. You don't expect me to feed him one bite at a time."
"That's not the case."
Nanfeng crossed his arms and felt something was wrong: "I just think it would be too hasty for you to just put down the egg fried rice and leave.
"According to the rules of romantic dramas, Teacher Zeng shouldn't just wake up now, and then instinctively hold your hand and call softly: 'Yifei, don't leave.'"
He clapped his hands together, and the more he thought about it, the more he realized it was true: "This is how the plot should develop."
"To you!"
Yifei glared at Nanfeng and said angrily: "Reality is not a romantic idol drama, how can there be so many coincidences."
She turned around and walked a few steps toward the door. Seeing that there was still no movement from Zeng Xiaoxian, she then hummed proudly: "Look, I said there aren't so many coincidences."
"Okay." Nanfeng sighed.
Teacher Zeng, it’s not that my brothers don’t help, it’s really that you don’t do your best.
However, just as Yifei was about to leave the guest room, Nanfeng's ecstatic shout came from behind her.
"There's a reaction! There's a reaction!"
Before Yifei could turn her head, she heard Nanfeng's cheers stop.
"Fuck! Don't throw up on my bed!"
She sighed and could only turn around and go back to help.
After all, if he didn't help, how could he expect Nanfeng, a stinky germaphobe, to do it himself.
Yifei strode forward and pulled up the dazed Xiaoxian. Nanfeng also quickly handed over the trash can in the guest room so that Xiaoxian, who was vomiting non-stop, held the bucket and leaned against the bedside to vomit.
Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian's vomiting just now was not on the bed, but on Zhang Wei's clothes.
Although this would cause Zhang Wei to lose his favorite Spongebob pajamas, at least Nanfeng and the other two would not need to change the sheets and quilt covers temporarily.
Poor Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng should give you a set of pajamas when you wake up.
Yifei frowned and took off the vomit-stained tops of the two men and threw them on the ground. Her eyes glanced at Zhang Wei's back and she stopped moving in surprise.
"Nanfeng, look!"
Yifei hunched over and laughed loudly: "There is an idiot behind Zhang Wei!"
Nan Feng pinched his nose and looked up, only to see Yifei standing behind Zhang Wei laughing wildly.
Is there an idiot behind Zhang Wei?
He looked at Yifei's silly smile and commented meaningfully: "This smile does look quite silly."
"ah?"
Yifei felt confused when she heard this. She smiled again and called Nanfeng over: "I want you to see the idiot behind Zhang Wei."
"I'm watching."
Nanfeng first pointed at Zhang Wei with a smile: "Behind Zhang Wei..."
Then his slender fingers moved to Yifei, who was still enjoying herself at this moment: "...there is an idiot."
Yifei was still baring her teeth and laughing wildly: "Yes, there is an idiot behind Zhang Wei..."
She couldn't laugh now.
However, as we all know, smiles do not appear out of thin air, nor do they disappear inexplicably, they just move from one person's face to another.
For example, Nanfeng is smiling happily now.
Yifei's body trembled slightly in anger, and then she raised her toes, and Zhang Wei's vomit-stained clothes were thrown directly towards Nanfeng, who was laughing.
"Holy shit!"
Nan Feng, who has a mysophobia, saw this ghost thing hitting his face at lightning speed. He couldn't help but lose his legs and fell flat on his butt. Zhang Wei's clothes were also dangerous. passed over his head.
Nan Feng couldn't laugh anymore. He was breathing heavily, with a panicked look on his face.
Nanfeng said angrily: "Hu Yifei, you are so cruel!"
"Hahahaha... you deserve it!"
Almost instantly, the smile returned to Yifei's face.
Nan Feng turned pale and glared at her fiercely.
"Stop staring here, come here quickly."
Yifei waved to him again and said, "There really is a fool behind Zhang Wei."
Nan Feng stood up in shock, holding his chest and cautiously approached.
In the end, he just stuck his head out and took a look, then his eyes widened and he couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Hey, there really is an idiot!"
I saw that Zhang Wei's back was now covered with lipstick marks, or someone used lipstick to write two big words on his back: Idiot!
When Yifei saw the lipstick number, she knew it was Yu Mo's handiwork, and she poked Nanfeng curiously.
"So how did Zhang Wei provoke Yu Mo?"
Nanfeng paused, and his voice was slightly panicked: "Maybe it's because Zhang Wei was sleepwalking when he shouldn't be."
"ah?"
A series of question marks appeared on Yifei's head.
Nanfeng looked at Zhang Wei with gratitude in his eyes. If he hadn't been sleepwalking so cleverly, he might have been painted with lipstick by Yu Mo.
Fortunately, he thought tasting the lipstick meant...
Forget it, I'm a gentleman.
When Xiaoxian had almost vomited, Nanfeng and Yifei worked hard for a while and finally managed to deal with his vomit.
The unconscious Xiaoxian regained some consciousness after vomiting wildly.
Xiaoxian opened his eyes slightly, and the dim nightlight dimly reflected the familiar figure in his eyes.
He tightened his grip on Yifei's wrist, his vague tone mixed with grievance.
"Yifei, I'm hungry.
"I want to eat egg fried rice."
Yifei covered her face helplessly: "Okay, okay, you called me late at night to harass me just because of this egg fried rice. I don't know what's wrong with you."
She pointed to the bedside table impatiently: "I've prepared the egg fried rice. You can get up and eat it by yourself."
Xiaoxian struggled to get up and eat fried rice with eggs, but he had just endured Yifei's flicks one flick, two flicks, ten flicks, until one hundred flicks.
It is not an exaggeration to use the words "horrible" to describe the beating that Xiaoxian received.
Even though Yifei had been merciful just now, Xiaoxian still couldn't get up now.
The moment he grabbed Yifei, he had already exhausted his last strength.
Xiaoxian could only chuckle and say, "I can't get up."
As if he was afraid that Yifei would blame herself, he even comforted Yifei: "Yifei, it's okay. I don't feel any pain at all."
Yifei blamed herself and was angry at the same time: "You still have the nerve to say that, if you hadn't kept saying it didn't hurt when I used the bullet dodge, and asked me sarcastically if I hadn't eaten, how could you have been beaten several times by me?" rice."
"Yifei."
Nanfeng helped explain: "Is there a possibility that drunk Teacher Zeng really doesn't feel pain.
"He asked you if you had eaten, and he was simply concerned about whether you had enough to eat when you went out on a date."
Yifei was startled when she heard this.
After a while, she sighed, picked up the egg fried rice on the bedside table and muttered softly.
"I don't know if I owed you something in my previous life, or if you owed me something in my previous life."
She raised a spoonful of egg fried rice and brought it to Xiaoxian's mouth: "Open your mouth."
"ah."
Xiaoxian squinted his eyes and opened his mouth wide with enjoyment.
Nanfeng couldn't help but want to tease Yifei, but in the end he didn't say anything.
He just left the guest room quietly and helped quietly close the door.
The next quiet and beautiful time was left to the two of them to experience it alone, so that they would no longer be the shining light bulb.
The main reason is that Nanfeng is worried that if he hears something outrageous in front of Yifei, he will definitely be silenced by Yifei.
You'd better go out and listen to it yourself.
"Yifei."
"Um?"
"I'm happy...wuwuwu..."
Xiaoxian was only halfway through his words when Yifei shoved a spoon full of egg fried rice in again.
"What did you say?"
Yifei was a little distracted just now and didn't hear clearly.
Xiaoxian struggled to swallow the egg-fried rice in his mouth and continued.
"Yifei."
"Um."
"I...wuwuwu..."
Yifei lowered her head and fed Zeng Xiaoxian mechanically and clumsily: "Forget it, it's not important, you finish eating first.
"It's very tiring for me to feed you in this position. Can we make a quick decision?"
Drunk Zeng Xiaoxian had been dragging him out all night, and of course he didn't want to wait until he finished eating.
"Yifei."
"what?"
"I...wuwuwu..."
…
"Yifei."
"What happened again?"
"I...wuwuwu..."
…
"Yifei, I..."
"Eat, just eat, why is there all this nonsense!"
She held up a spoon and threatened: "Eat well, and sleep well after eating! If you wake up from something, we'll talk about it tomorrow. Do you understand me!!!"
The drunk Xiaoxian pursed his lips, but he couldn't bear to make Yifei angry, so he could only nod helplessly while swallowing the egg fried rice.
"That's right, open your mouth!"
Standing outside the guest room, Nanfeng almost vomited blood. He wanted to open the door and shout to Yifei: "Teacher Zeng, he wants to say that he likes you and asks you if you want to be his girlfriend.
"You don't think he wants to eat your egg fried rice tonight because he is really hungry, right?
"Hu Yifei, you brainless idiot!!!"
Nanfeng originally thought that Teacher Zeng's repeated confessions tonight were due to him pulling her in. Unexpectedly, Teacher Zeng finally became tough, but Hu Yifei was also a brainless idiot.
Teacher Zeng, I really can’t blame you for the failure of my confession this time. You have tried your best.
Nanfeng sighed, but after all he couldn't open the door and help Teacher Zeng speak clearly as he wanted.
There is no one in this world who can help me express my feelings.
Besides, with Yifei's character, it is impossible for her to accept this kind of confession of help from others. Even if she is drunk like Teacher Zeng's confession now, she will just pretend not to hear it.
What Yifei likes is a man who is either smarter or stronger than her.
Intelligence and strength may be negligible when true love comes, but he must at least be a man.
Can a man who only dares to confess his love when he is drunk really be considered a man in Yifei's eyes?
Nanfeng was not optimistic about this.
He came to the sofa, gently picked up the sleeping Yu Mo and walked to the bedroom.
Nan Feng put Yu Mo on the bed and covered her with a quilt.
He had an inexplicable intuition that this crazy night was just a little bit away from finally coming to an end.
As for the difference...
Nan Feng put his fingers together, put them on his lips and kissed them silently, then stretched out his fingers and tapped Yu Mo's forehead.
"Good night, classmate Qin Xiaopang."
[Crazy Night] End of Chapter
Today’s update is to sort out the following chapters.
It’s here, it’s here, this chapter should be considered a happy ending. When I wrote it, I felt pretty good about myself, but I just don’t know what everyone thinks.
Again, I will read all your comments, and I hope you can give me more suggestions.
A few days ago, Ge Ge saw someone raising the issue of the role of the male protagonist. Because there are twelve people in the apartment now, Ge Ge cannot say that these twelve people will be put together and stewed in an iron pot in every chapter, so some chapters are Nan Feng The sense of presence will indeed be low.
Also, there are relatively few chapters related to Nan Feng. To be honest, it is mainly because the first volume directly dealt a heavy blow to the pigeon. The pigeon has not adjusted until now, so it is also thinking carefully about what to give to Nanfeng. Design something more fun and balance it with more interesting and strongly related chapters.
If you have any ideas, you can tell Pigeon.
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