Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 377 Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, Seven Brothers in One Toilet

Zeng Xiaoxian ran to the bathroom door in a panic and pushed the door open.

However, the scene before him made him feel like he was struck by lightning.

"Hi, Teacher Zeng."

Zhang Wei, Wan Yu, Curry Sauce, Youyou and Guan Gu were all squatting in the toilet and waved to him with smiles.

At this time, the five people were squatting around a small table... fighting the Three Kingdoms!

After saying hello to Zeng Xiaoxian, they started the game on their own.

Zhang Wei aggressively took a picture of a tips card: "Hey... burn the bridge across the river!"

Wan Yu: "Invulnerable. ([Invulnerable] can be used to offset or affect the effects of other players' tips cards.)"

"Don't be afraid." Zhang Wei continued to take a picture of a tip card, "I still have... to steal the sheep."

Curry Sauce: “Immaculate.”

Zhang Wei paused: "Thousands of arrows fired together."

Yoyo: "Immaculate."

Zhang Wei's face darkened: "Create something out of nothing!"

Sekiya: "Immaculate."

The veins on Zhang Wei's forehead throbbed wildly: "Immaculate!"

Sekiya: "Immaculate."

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and threw down the last card: "Immaculate!"

Guangu just smiled: "Immaculate."

Zhang Wei said angrily: "I want to protest!"

Guan Gu lightly played a black card (Guan Gu's general [Wolong Zhuge] can use a black card as [Invulnerable].)

"Impeccable."

Zhang Wei screamed: "Can I still protest?"

"Invulnerable...it seems like it really can't be invulnerable."

Guangu smiled awkwardly and picked up the two black cards he threw.

"I don't accept it!"

Zhang Wei muttered in a low voice: "Why are you all targeting me?"

Youyou clicked Zhang Wei's Wu general card: "Zhang Wei, we are playing a national war now.

"Guan Gu and I are Shu Han, and Wanyu and Curry Sauce are Cao Wei.

"You are the only Jiangdong rat in the whole audience. If we don't hit you, who will we hit?"

"Depend on!"

Zhang Wei had an angry look on his face: "The reputation of Jiangdong's children was ruined by your trolls!"

"Oh my God."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in shock: "Who can tell me what you are doing?"

"Teacher Zeng, can't you even see this?"

Wan Yu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with caring eyes, then she pointed at the Three Kingdoms Killer on the table and said.

"Obviously we are playing Three Kingdoms."

"Nonsense, of course I know you are playing Three Kingdoms!"

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up and down angrily: "I'm asking you why you are all hiding in the toilet to play Three Kingdoms?!"

"What do you think?"

The five people all looked at him with sympathetic eyes.

Xiaoxian was startled at first, and then he suddenly realized: "So you are too..."

"Each other."

Everyone smiled tacitly.

If they were the only ones to please the judges, rely on connections, and use backdoor methods, each of them would feel ashamed.

But people always have a herd mentality, and when they find out that everyone is actually the same, they have no shame at all.

"I finally know why Nanfeng is acting like a prophet tonight. After playing for a long time, he is a six-game player!"

Guangu adjusted his glasses: "Just to correct me, since Teacher Zeng you ran over here, Nanfeng should be at the seventh level now."

Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the bathroom and subconsciously wanted to lock the door.

He quickly realized: "Hey, that's not right.

“There are six of us here now, plus Ziqiao and Meijia who started courting Nanfeng early, we already account for two-thirds.

"Then what else can we hide from?

"Get out!"

"That's right."

A hint of cunning flashed in Wanyu's eyes: "But don't you want to see how many people will come to this bathroom tonight?"

"yes."

Zeng Xiaoxian touched his chin and smiled evilly: "If even Hu Yifei comes, then I won't be afraid of her laughing at me."

Everyone also smiled knowingly when they heard this.

Zhang Wei, who was fighting alone, waved to Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, come quickly, we in Wu State need talents like you."

"Tch, I don't want to be a Jiangdong rat."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled arrogantly and said: "I want to be the hero of the group and beat five of you one by one."

Zhang Weili said cheerfully: "But aren't you from Fujian? I remember that FJ Province was always controlled by Wu during the Three Kingdoms period."

"Then I won't be a Jiangdong rat."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said: "The main reason is that Zhang Wei, you have been targeted so badly that I won't be on your team."

Then he walked forward and squatted down: "You guys hurry up and play, we are getting ready for the next set."

…

Ten minutes later, Zi Qiao, who was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, pushed open the bathroom door and lowered his head to unbutton his pants.

"Hi, Zi Qiao..."

"Ahhhh!!!"

All the girls quickly covered their eyes and shouted: "Pervert!"

Zi Qiao was lowering his head to unbutton his pants, but was frightened by their screams and almost peed.

He opened his arms and leaned against the bathroom door in a panic. He didn't turn from shock to anger until he saw the six people in Youyou's group clearly.

"No, you are sick!"

Zi Qiao looked down at her leopard print underwear and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I haven't taken off my underwear yet, otherwise I would be really embarrassed this time.

He stood firm with one hand holding the bathroom door, and while tying his belt, he cursed: "What are you guys doing in the bathroom without saying a word? Playing mahjong?"

Youyou covered her eyes and said angrily: "What do you care about what we are doing in the toilet.

"You pervert, you take off your pants when you go to the toilet!"

Zi Qiao looked incredulous when he heard this, and he shouted aggrievedly: "Little aunt, can you please be reasonable? Who is a normal person who doesn't take off his pants when going to the toilet?!!"

Youyou was startled when she heard this: "That's right... Then have you put on your pants?"

"nonsense."

Zi Qiao's head was full of black lines: "Do you think I am willing to let you guys see my underwear?"

The girls then opened their eyes dubiously.

Zi Qiao leaned forward and poked his head out slightly, then saw the Three Kingdoms Killer on the small table.

"You are actually hiding in the toilet... playing Three Kingdoms?!!"

He muttered to himself in disbelief: "Although everyone says that Three Kingdoms is shit, there is no need for you to really mutter next to shit."

Everyone smiled sheepishly.

"Oh, I understand."

Zi Qiao, who has a flexible mind, combined the various abnormalities he just saw in 3603, and he guessed the truth in an instant.

The corners of his mouth raised slightly, revealing a proud smile: "You six are also here to maintain relationships and use the back door."

The six people nodded awkwardly.

"And they should have come one after another, and then because they were afraid of losing face because someone knocked on the door, they all ran to the bathroom?"

Everyone continued to nod.

"Hahaha, I really want to save face and suffer."

Zi Qiao whistled proudly: "Let me tell you, why did 3603 manage to pull down the curtain, and there are so many unfinished glasses of lemonade on the coffee table... and a pile of garbage."

"I repeat, that's not trash! That's mine..."

"Private collection!" the remaining five people blurted out.

Obviously they heard Zhang Wei say this not once or twice.

"Okay, okay, keep it and keep it."

Zi Qiao curled his lips and said, "So there are six of you, and you are not afraid of embarrassment if you have a large number of people. Why don't you go out?"

"Aren't we waiting for you?"

Wan Yu asked curiously: "Ziqiao, why are you so shameless and hiding in the toilet?"

"Who told you that I hid here just like you because I was afraid of being embarrassed?"

Zi Qiao rolled his eyes: "Of course I came here to go to the toilet.

"With so many people here, someone must do something that should be done in the toilet."

He said while holding his belly, I was almost suffocating.

"All right."

Everyone nodded, and Zhang Wei called Zi Qiao to join them: "You're already here, why not join us in the national war."

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

"No, you are crazy!"

Zi Qiao collapsed and said: "I told you that I came here to use the toilet, but you are still planning to gather here to fight the Three Kingdoms?"

"OK."

Everyone made an OK gesture and moved their backs to Zi Qiao.

"I'm telling you to get out!"

Zi Qiao pointed in the direction of the living room and said, "I told you I came here to use the toilet, and there's no one outside. Why are you hiding in the toilet?"

"Yes."

Everyone stood up and prepared to leave the toilet, but as soon as they approached the door of the toilet, they heard Nan Feng's exclamation.

"Yu Mo, why don't you..."

The six people looked at each other and Xiaoxian closed the toilet door directly.

"Hello!"

Just as Zi Qiao yelled, Yuyou and Wanyu jointly covered his mouth.

"Listen to the gossip, listen to the gossip!"

Youyou threatened fiercely: "Anyone who stops me from listening to gossip will be killed without mercy!"

"clear?"

Zi Qiao nodded fearfully.

"You know what's going on!"

Youyou and Wanyu let go of their hands.

After Ziqiao gasped for breath, he lowered his voice and protested: "Then what should I do if I go to the toilet?"

"Get up here!"

Youyou glanced at Zi Qiao with disdain: "You think any of us likes you, so stop being narcissistic."

"hehe……"

Zi Qiao wanted to cry but had no tears.

Is this a narcissistic thing?

Youyou didn't even look at Zi Qiao, she tiptoed close to the toilet door.

"How is it, how is it?

"What are Nan Feng and Yu Mo talking about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian put his ear against the toilet door and eavesdropped obscenely: "Nan Feng is getting lemonade for Yu Mo, so we probably won't be able to talk about it for a while."

He turned to look at Zi Qiao: "If you need to go to the toilet, go to the toilet quickly. Otherwise, will we listen to their gossip or listen to you going to the toilet later?"

"Then you should all turn your heads away!"

"OK, OK."

Everyone turned their backs to Zi Qiao.

Zi Qiao unbuckled his belt and pondered for a long time. Finally, he said helplessly: "Can you cover your ears first?"

"You are the only one who has many things to do."

Youyou covered her ears and urged: "Hurry up, or we won't be able to hear the gossip later."

The other five people also covered their ears.

He took a deep breath and started brewing again.

"Forget it, I give up.

"With the six of you next to me... I just can't do it."

Curry Sauce muttered: "But we have covered our ears."

"Then how can you still hear me!"