Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"No, I..."

Nanfeng didn't know what to say for a moment. Facing Yu Mo's shy and questioning eyes, he knew that his explanation was unconvincing, but he could only bite the bullet and said: "Yes, this is a conditioned reflex." ”

"Is that so..."

Yu Mo glanced at Nanfeng questioningly, then lowered her head shyly. It seemed like she didn't quite believe what Nanfeng said.

Yu Mo is not an illiterate who has not even studied biology in junior high school. She still knows that conditioned reflexes require external stimulation.

I could still reluctantly think that the touching of the face just now was due to Nanfeng's conditioned reflex, which values ​​sex more than friends, but he rubbed his calf for no reason, so he couldn't blame the conditioned reflex.

Just as Yu Mo was thinking this, Nanfeng's right leg suddenly lifted slightly, and his toes brushed against his thigh again.

"ah!"

Yumo was caught off guard and let out another scream. She looked at Nanfeng with shame and annoyance: "Are you still here?!!"

Nan Feng had an embarrassed face and helplessly repeated the explanation he had repeated so many times today.

"Yu Mo, believe me, this is all the damn conditional launch!"

"I really didn't mean it, but I couldn't control myself."

Yu Mo snorted and muttered shyly: "Are you trying to say that your conditioned reflex just likes to be a hooligan?

"Besides, we are just sitting here quietly without any external stimulation. Where did you get the conditioned reflex?"

"Forehead……"

The truth of Yu Mo's words left Nanfeng speechless. In fact, he couldn't figure out why his right leg jumped twice for no reason.

And this leg obviously didn't show any conditioned reflex no matter how Xiao Hei beat it before.

etc!

Nanfeng had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly he realized the truth of the matter.

Could it be that the previous test of the knee jerk reaction of the right leg did not produce a conditioned reflex, but the conditioned reflex of this leg...

So slow?

Nanfeng only felt that thousands of alpacas were passing by. He really didn't expect that this damn conditioned reflex could be so slow.

He's already going to grandma's house, okay?

Seeing that Yu Mo was still looking at him like a gangster, Nanfeng couldn't help complaining about this damn conditioned reflex in his heart.

Why doesn't my right leg reflect earlier and later? It happens to be a conditioned reflex at this time. No matter how you look at it, it looks like you are deliberately being a hooligan.

And since this reflex arc is already so slow, why not slow it down a little bit?

It would be great if he waited until three days after his death before reacting, so that he could still lie in the coffin and kick a few feet, pretending to be a corpse to scare his descendants.

[Which of you grandsons dares to laugh and joke at grandpa's funeral? Be careful of your grandpa. I'll kick over the coffin lid and drag you down! 】

Nanfeng complained about himself unscrupulously in his heart.

If he still has to worry about propriety when complaining about others, then when he complains about himself, he is full of firepower.

At this moment, Nan Feng suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he thought of something very important.

How many times did Xiao Hei hit his right leg with a hammer?

Two or three?

Depend on!

After reacting, Nanfeng wanted to take back his right leg, but it was already too late.

His right leg jumped up again, and this time the conditioned reflex was much faster and stronger than the previous two times.

After all, how can an inflatable soft hammer and a rubber soft hammer be as powerful as a small wooden hammer?

Nan Feng's long legs were raised high, and his toes lightly scratched the inside of Yu Mo's calves, and then...

His whole leg rested on Yu Mo's thigh.

"ah!"

Yu Mo screamed for the third time, and this time her scream directly attracted the nearby waiter.

"Hello miss, what happened? How can I help you?"

"No, it's okay."

Yu Mo first glared at Nanfeng in shame, and then pretended that nothing happened and said, "It's just that a big mouse ran past my feet just now."

As she spoke, she glanced at Nanfeng without any trace, gritted her teeth and said viciously: "Three times!"

Nan Feng smiled sheepishly.

"What?"

The waiter suddenly became nervous when he heard this.

Although she feels that her restaurant has always been very clean, who in the catering industry can guarantee that there will be no rats in the restaurant.

She bowed slightly towards Yu Mo: "I'm very sorry for affecting your meal. Please wait a moment. We will definitely give you a satisfactory answer."

"It's okay, it's okay..."

Yu Mo just wanted to stop the waiter and tell her not to make a fuss, but she had already ran away in a hurry.

Nanfeng laughed and said, "Looking at the way she ran away in a hurry, I really don't know whether she is serious and responsible or because she is afraid of mice."

"snort."

Yu Mo glared at him: "You have the nerve to make a joke, why don't you put your feet down quickly!

"My skirt is stained by you!"

When Nanfeng heard this, he took back his feet with a sneer on his face.

Yu Mo raised her eyes and glanced at Nanfeng. She patted Nanfeng's hand in shame and said, "Nanfeng, can you stop fooling around? This is a public place and there are so many people."

"Forehead……"

Nan Feng was about to speak but stopped.

Does she mean that as long as it's not a public place and there aren't so many people, she can just mess around?

Bah bah bah!

When had I ever acted foolishly?

Nanfeng explained anxiously: "Yu Mo, you really misunderstood, this is all..."

"...That damn conditioned reflex."

Yu Mo rolled his eyes at Nanfeng: "Do you think anyone will believe what you said?"

Then he lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "Anyway, I have never seen such a conditioned reflex to act hooligan..."

Nanfeng put his hand on his forehead in pain. He could now understand Zhang Wei's mood last night when his reputation was damaged.

【My glorious name for the rest of my life! ! ! 】

Nanfeng completely gave up the idea of ​​explaining.

Whether it's conditioned reflex or being a hooligan, it doesn't matter.

This broken world should be destroyed as soon as possible!

…

As Nanfeng gave up his explanation, the two of them, who had lost their appetite because of the incident, stood up and prepared to pay and leave.

At this time, the waiter and the store manager rushed over again. The store manager first said a series of apologies and kind words to Nan Feng and Yu Mo, and then took the initiative to give them a half discount on their bills.

Nan Feng and Yu Mo, who felt guilty, naturally refused repeatedly, but in the end they couldn't resist the store manager's enthusiasm.

Finally, the store manager gave them a pair of cups that could hug each other, and politely sent them out of the store.

Nan Feng and Yu Mo, who had gotten a bargain for no reason, looked at each other, and they both felt a little embarrassed.

However, Yu Mo was too embarrassed to go back and tell the store manager that there was actually no mouse at all just now, it was just Nan Feng playing hooligan.

So the two of them could only silently write down the name of the restaurant, thinking about taking care of the restaurant's business in the future.

In this way, they walked side by side on the way back to the apartment. As they walked, Yu Mo happily played with the cups of this informal couple.

Although this cup is not worth much, it is not bad to get such a special gift on this special day of Chinese Valentine's Day...?

"Give."

Yumo handed one of the cups to Nanfeng.

Nanfeng hesitated for a moment and said, "You'd better take this cup and use it yourself."

"But I can't use two cups by myself."

Yu Mo saw that Nan Feng didn't want it and didn't force it. She just muttered to herself: "If you don't want me, you can only give the other cup to someone else.

"If I give it to Youyou...she was with Guan Gu just now, wouldn't it be inappropriate for me to use a pair of couple water glasses with her?"

"The only person in 3604 besides Youyou is Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei will definitely be happy to receive a free cup..."

"etc!"

Nanfeng suddenly asked: "What did you just say?"

"For Yoyo?"

"no."

"I can't use two cups by myself?"

"No, one more sentence."

"Give?"

Before Yu Mo finished speaking, he felt his hand holding the cup suddenly lighten.

"Thanks."

Nanfeng held the cup in his hand and said calmly.

Yu Mo was stunned for a moment, then she smiled when she realized what was happening.

She looked at Nanfeng with a smile and a groan, and her words were a little more teasing and a little more provocative.

"Didn't someone just want this cup? Why did his attitude change all of a sudden?"

Yu Mo stood on tiptoes and whispered softly into Nanfeng's ear.

"Or...that person was jealous when he heard that I was going to give the cup to Zhang Wei?"

"Is this happening?"

Nanfeng looked around in surprise, as if looking for someone.

After searching to no avail, he calmly looked into Yu Mo's charming and passionate eyes and said, "Yu Mo, you must have remembered it wrong. How could anyone not want such a beautiful cup?

"……south wind."

"Um?"

Yu Mo looked at Nanfeng with a very strange look: "How come I never knew you were such a shameless person before?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

Nanfeng said and walked quickly towards the apartment, but Yu Mo caught a glimpse of his faintly hot and red cheeks.

She hurriedly ran towards the south wind.

"Hey, hey, did I read that right? Nanfeng, were you blushing just now?"

Yu Mo was as excited as if he had discovered a new continent: "So Nanfeng, you can blush too."

Nanfeng said without thinking, "No."

"But I just saw you blushing."

"Then you're wrong."

"No way, I'm obviously wearing glasses."

"I already said no."

"Yes, there must be!"

…

At this time, the night is low and the stars are dotted.

Rows of street lights lit up one after another, and Nan Feng and Yu Mo walked side by side.

As the two people moved forward step by step, the light and shadow of the street lamp danced on their bodies. Their shadows continued to lengthen and shorten under the illumination of the street lamp. At a glance, it seemed as if the two of them were stepping on an unpredictable bridge.

In this warm interplay of light and shadow, Yu Mo's joyful chuckle and Nan Feng's helpless and shy voice slowly rose with the breeze of summer night, blending into the joyful and noisy sound of magpies tonight.

Come, come.

Since there are many couples in this novel, Ge Ge will try his best to differentiate the different couples. I hope everyone will like it.

By the way, does anyone remember how many times Xiao Hei hit Nanfeng’s right leg?