Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 450 Nanfeng fails to escape
"Xiao Hei! Xiao Hei!"
Nan Feng, who sneaked out, knocked hard on Xiao Hei's door and shouted his name loudly.
Nanfeng complained secretly in his heart, if this birdman hadn't canceled his visiting privileges yesterday, why would he have needed to yell like this?
"Who are you calling a birdman?"
Xiao Hei opened the door with a livid face, the scars from yesterday still remained on his face: "Didn't I tell you that I don't want to see you these days? Why are you coming down here again?"
"Xiao Hei, listen to me, something big happened this time..."
Just as Nan Feng was about to explain what was unusual about him today, his expression suddenly froze, and then he arched his nose and pressed it against Xiao Hei's body to smell it.
He chuckled and said, "The smell on your body...is that of Sadako next door, right?"
"Holy shit!"
Xiao Hei exclaimed: "You can smell this? Nanfeng, you are a dog, right?"
Nan Feng rolled his eyes at Xiao Hei angrily: "Please use your brain, Sadako is the only perfumer in our building. With such a special fragrance on your body, I will definitely be the first to suspect her."
"Okay." Xiao Hei muttered in a low voice, "I actually forgot about this."
Nan Feng poked at Xiao Hei gossiping: "What happened? When did you two get involved?"
"As long as you have the nerve to gossip about others, you're not much worse, okay?"
Xiao Hei was obviously unwilling to answer Nanfeng's question head-on. He changed the subject and asked Nanfeng proactively: "Didn't you tell me something big? If you want to tell me, tell me quickly. If you don't tell me, I will go back to sleep."
"Let's go in first."
Nan Feng got in without waiting for Xiao Hei to object. He sat down on the sofa and let out a long and pleasant groan: "Ah~~~"
It is still comfortable here, there are no gossips, and people will not recall their own experiences of social death.
There are only big and comfortable sofas here, as well as the silly and cute Xiao Hei.
"Cute, right?"
Xiao Hei looked at Nanfeng with a gloomy face.
"What's wrong? You just ignored the word cute at the end?"
Nanfeng has now begun to get used to his little problem of speaking his mind from time to time. After all, when it comes to social death, you will find that it is just like that.
Perhaps this is the reason why Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiaoshe can still live shamelessly despite their deaths so many times.
"I think [silly and cute] is not a happy comment for a man."
Xiao Hei sat directly on the sofa and asked directly: "If you have anything important to say, hurry up and get out of here."
"Oh, here's the thing..."
Nanfeng told about the strange side effects that happened to him today.
He sighed, with a look of despair on his face: "I just can't understand how such a fatal problem could occur.
"Thankfully I sneaked away while no one was paying attention, otherwise I don't know how they would have interrogated me."
After Xiao Hei listened to Nanfeng's words, he nodded thoughtfully.
"How about it, have you thought of any way to help me solve this problem of speaking my mind from time to time?"
Nan Feng looked at Xiao Hei with hope: "If it can't be solved, I can accept it if you change it to yesterday's strange reflex."
"Do you think what you are saying is human?"
Xiao Hei snorted disdainfully: "If I had this ability, would I still be sitting here listening to you complain?"
"cut."
Nanfeng fell on the sofa in disappointment: "Thank you for claiming to be the all-powerful Xiao Hei."
"I am the almighty little black man, not the almighty God."
Xiao Hei looked at Nanfeng, knowing that he was still a little worried now: "Look at you now, didn't I tell you that as long as I don't look for you, it means you are fine."
"Don't worry, your current state is just because your brain is overexcited and you have convulsions from time to time. You will be fine in a few days."
He paused and continued: "And from a certain perspective, this is good news. The more excited your brain is, the better the test results will be, and the better the results will be during the formal treatment."
"etc!"
Nanfeng reacted: "You mean that every time I take a test in the future, including formal treatment, I will end up like this?"
"That's not the case. There may be other minor problems."
"Anyway, every time I come out of this treatment cabin, something will happen to me in the next few days, right?"
Xiao Hei nodded silently.
"goodbye."
Nan Feng said and stood up to leave.
"Wait a minute." Xiao Hei quickly grabbed Nan Feng, "Where are you going?"
Nanfeng replied matter-of-factly: "I'm moving, I'll go back to my house to live for a while, and then come back when I need testing and treatment every month.
"When will it be cured? When will I move back?"
Xiao Hei was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Just because of such a small problem, you just move when you say you want to move?"
"This is too hasty!"
"What else can we do?"
Nan Feng obviously thought more about it than Xiao Hei: "Forget other minor issues, it's too social to express your true feelings from time to time.
"It would be fine if I was the only one who died, but I hear so many secrets every day. Even if I have a bad memory and can only remember a little bit, if I accidentally reveal all of it..."
Nanfeng sighed: "I am not the only one who has died now."
Xiao Hei heard Nan Feng's words and muttered disapprovingly: "Have you heard so many dirty secrets in the apartment?"
"What if?"
He looked at Xiao Hei: "Take you for example, you don't want people to know that you sleep naked every night, right?"
Xiao Hei was stunned for a few seconds when he heard this, and then he pushed Nanfeng upstairs without saying a word.
"Move, move quickly! If you don't move today, I will chop you to death tonight!"
"Wait a minute!"
Nanfeng said anxiously: "There is..."
Xiao Hei didn't want to listen to Nan Feng at all now: "Even if there is the King of Heaven outside, you have to follow me to move now!"
He had just opened the door and pushed Nanfeng out, when he happened to bump into a group of 16 people pouring out of the elevator.
Meijia said proudly: "I knew Nanfeng would come to Xiaohei."
"Depend on!"
Seeing this, Xiao Hei pushed Nanfeng out with a fierce push, and then closed his door at lightning speed.
The group of good guys on the sixth floor came out in full force, which was much scarier than the King of Heaven.
I can't afford to offend them in my own small temple, so now I can only sacrifice Nan Feng.
Nan Feng, who was pushed out of the door by Xiao Hei, staggered to his feet. He turned around and looked at the closed door behind him in astonishment. He suddenly felt like a basin of ice water was poured down from his head, giving him a chill.
"Xiao Hei!"
Nanfeng banged on the door, gritting his teeth and yelled: "You betrayed me!"
"You betrayed me!"
Xiao Hei, who was leaning behind the door, heard Nanfeng's heart-wrenching screams, and he suddenly had mixed feelings about his betrayal.
Driven by emotion, Xiao Hei loudly responded to Nanfeng's call.
"Cool!!!"
Xiao Hei exhaled a depressed breath, hummed a tune and sat back on the sofa, his whole body became full of energy.
In this hot summer, what could be more pleasant than letting the south wind bring bad luck?
Now I can take revenge for yesterday.
Cool! So cool!
At this time, Nanfeng, who had no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth, could only lean against the door and showed a flattering smile to everyone who kept walking towards him.
"Well...I suddenly remembered that there is something that needs to be dealt with in the studio, so I'm going to leave first."
"No rush."
Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei stretched out their hands to stop him like two door gods. Xiaoxian even said with a smile: "Nanfeng, you usually laugh at our jokes happily, but now it's our turn to eat your melons." , you want to slip away now?"
Nanfeng tried to delay: "It's easy to discuss, but can we wait until tomorrow? It's really inconvenient for me today, really!"
Even he himself didn't know what would happen if he was caught and questioned by them in his current state of speaking out his innermost thoughts from time to time.
"Stop coming!"
"impossible!"
"Don't even think about it!"
Everyone rejected Nanfeng's request without thinking.
If a person like Nanfeng is given a day to prepare, he will not be able to drink from the northwest wind, let alone the melon.
Besides, although I don’t know what happened to Nanfeng today, Nanfeng who can’t stop telling the truth is really fun.
Of course you should play with such a fun south wind while it’s hot.
"Don't."
Nanfeng's face was full of resistance: "Don't force me, believe me, you will regret it, you will definitely regret it!"
"Oh?"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows. Taking advantage of the large number of people on his side, he began to pretend to be intimidating: "Are you threatening us? It seems that you don't know how powerful our Second General Heng Ha is!"
Xiaoxian said and started the Wing Chun starting position: "Hmph!"
When Zhang Wei saw this, he also put on the posture of a martial arts master: "Ha!"
They raised their middle fingers towards Nanfeng and said, "Come here!"
As they talked, the two of them winked at Nanfeng in a coquettish manner, as if they were sure that he would not dare to attack them.
Nanfeng looked at the arrogance of the two guys in front of him, and became more and more sure that bitches are contagious.
I recall that Zhang Wei, who had not yet moved into an apartment, was such a simple and honest man with a decent face, apart from being a bit picky.
What's the result now?
He, Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao can be called the three musketeers of the apartment.
What a sin!
Nanfeng looked at the others expressionlessly: "Can I beat them?"
"Please."
Yifei, Meijia, Wanyu and Zhanbo said in unison.
They were also stung by Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian's bitchy looks, and no one was willing to protect these two bitches.
"What?!!"
Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei suddenly panicked when they heard that Yifei and the others had sold themselves out so energetically and neatly.
Especially when they saw Nanfeng gearing up and walking towards him with a sinister smile on his face, they were immediately frightened and backed away.
Xiaoxian said fearfully: "Nanfeng, if you have something to say, please tell me."
Zhang Wei also nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, we are all civilized people and must abide by the law. And beating people is not recommended. Slapping someone in the face hurts self-esteem."
After hearing their words, Nanfeng still walked towards the two of them unhurriedly, and at the same time, he let out a weird smile.
"Jiejiejie..."
Seeing that soft words were no longer enough, Xiaoxian immediately began to threaten Nanfeng again: "Nanfeng, I'm warning you, there are two of us, no matter how powerful you are, you can't beat four hands with two fists.
"If you dare to attack one of us, the other one of us will, will, will..."
"Call the police!"
Zhang Wei added timidly, shrinking his neck.
Xiaoxian widened his eyes and looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief: "Zhang Wei, you are a country bumpkin! No! You are a big shot!!"
"At this time, why are you talking about legal awareness like this, Zhang Dapao!!!"
Xiaoxian roared in grief and anger.
Nanfeng waited for a long time, and when he saw that they had nothing more to say, he smiled and said, "Have you finished your last words? Then come forward and die!"
He said and rushed towards the two people, and Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were naturally scared and ran away.
At this time, Yifei and the other four were standing aside, watching Nanfeng chasing the two bitches with gloating, and happily commenting on the chase.
"Nanfeng is almost catching up with Teacher Zeng!"
"It's what he deserves. I asked him to exercise but he refused to go. With Zeng Xiaoxian's useless physique, who can he outrun?"
"Teacher Zeng turned!"
"Nanfeng also turned!"
"Teacher Zeng turned again!"
"Nanfeng also turned..."
"No! He turned in the direction of the corridor!"
"This bastard is going to escape from the stairs!"
The four people who were just watching the fun no longer had the heart to watch the fun. They immediately rushed forward and chased after the fleeing Nanfeng.
"What are you two still doing?"
"Come with us!"
"Oh!"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei looked at each other and quickly chased after him.
...
The scene changed, and Nanfeng had been pushed into 3601 by six people.
Here they come
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