Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

After Xiaoxian and the others taught Nanfeng a lesson, they tried to make him behave himself and stop complaining about others in his heart.

But if Nanfeng could change this habit of complaining, he would not be Nanfeng anymore.

In the subsequent chat, Nanfeng could not help complaining about everyone several times. Each time, his complaints were both accurate and ruthless, and every word hit people's hearts.

The people who could no longer bear it could only let Nanfeng return to 3603. Everyone divided a group of people to play games and video games with him, relying on the stimulation of games to attract Nanfeng's attention.

The other group of people started a leisurely criticism meeting.

Who made her gossip so much that she wanted to use Nanfeng's habit of complaining to dig out the secrets of everyone in the apartment in one breath.

This kind of lawless and stupid behavior of gossiping was of course unanimously opposed and criticized by everyone.

You know, even the best friends always have some little secrets that they don't want others to know. If possible, they don't even want Nanfeng to know their little secrets.

But Nanfeng's hearing is so good that even if he didn't eavesdrop on the secrets intentionally, he would inevitably hear a lot of secrets.

Fortunately, Nanfeng has always kept his mouth shut, and he is best at pretending to be ignorant, so everyone maintains this unspoken tacit understanding with him.

Nanfeng pretended not to hear, and everyone thought he really couldn't hear, so they didn't have to worry about the walls having ears every day, and they lived their lives cautiously.

But now Youyou wants to break this rare tacit understanding, then she will offend everyone.

After all, who would want their little secrets to flow from the tight-lipped Nanfeng to the big-mouthed Youyou?

So Youyou's sweet love was not even forty-eight hours old, and she was sent to the criticism meeting again.

During the entire criticism meeting, Youyou still used her superb acting skills to perform in front of everyone, pretending to accept criticism and accusations humbly, and to change her ways and become a new person.

Even though everyone knew that as long as the matter was over, Youyou would be exposed after a week at most, but they were helpless.

After all, gossip and big mouth are to Youyou what competitiveness is to Yifei, servility is to Xiaoxian, and greed is to Curry Sauce.

This is a character that is engraved in the bones and basically cannot be changed.

So everyone is very curious about one thing: How did Youyou survive in the environment of so many shocking and explosive news in the entertainment industry?

…

After criticizing Youyou, everyone then used all their tricks to divert Nanfeng's attention to prevent him from saying anything shocking again.

In this way, this day passed in everyone's fear.

The next night, when Xiaohei went upstairs to tell Nanfeng the news that "a round of tests passed, everything is normal", Nanfeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

According to Xiaohei, the current test situation is very optimistic, which temporarily relaxed the tense heartstrings of all those in the know.

At least the news they get now is good news, which is enough.

On the morning of the third day, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Wanyu, Yumo, and Ziqiao, who had nothing to do on the weekend, gathered at the Sunny Day Bar to drink and chat. They were talking about the latest gossip with great interest.

Yumo said seriously: "I heard that the small shabby apartment nearby seemed to have been sealed off early this morning."

Yifei's eyes lit up when she heard it: "The small shabby apartment nearby? Are you talking about the one with a toilet in the kitchen and a stove next to the bathtub, where you eat, drink, defecate, bathe, and sleep in a dark little room of less than five square meters?"

"Yes."

"Wow..." Wanyu exclaimed like a curious baby, "That must be very exciting."

Yifei and Yumo turned their heads to look at Wanyu in surprise, and Yifei couldn't help asking: "Wanyu You...really want to live there?"

Wan Yu waved her hands: "No, no, I just really want to see such an unobstructed apartment."

"Then I guess you won't be able to see it for a while."

Yu Mo continued: "It is rumored that the sanitation of their apartment is too poor. There must be cockroaches within three steps and rats within five steps. Not only is the roof of the room cracked, but there are also water and electricity leaks, which pose safety hazards.

"It is said that the landlord did not care about the tenants' complaints many times and wanted to continue to raise the rent. The tenants and the landlord quarreled... and the matter became a big deal."

She bent down and lowered her voice and said: "According to insiders, there is a suspected nest of mutant creatures in the small apartment, and it seems that one of them ran away when it was sealed!"

"Mutated creatures?" Curious baby Wan Yu asked, "Are they Spider-Man or Batman?"

Yi Fei looked embarrassed: "The mutant creatures you mentioned, Wan Yu, are not the same as the mutant creatures Yu Mo mentioned, and Batman has not mutated. "

Xiaoxian told a cold joke: "Anyway, I think it's definitely not the two of them, because whether it's Spider-Man or Batman, they don't have a father or a mother, so they can't make a nest."

Yumo shook his head: "I don't know what this mutant creature is specifically, anyway, I have heard of 20 to 30 versions."

"No matter what kind of mutant it is, at least the small broken apartment has been sealed off, which is a good thing."

Yifei said with a sense of justice: "Like this kind of illegal building that divides a room into several rooms for rent, randomly builds sewers and electrical pipelines, and even dares to transform the fire safety passage into a room for rent, if it's you, I'd just blow it up!"

Xiaoxian complained: "No, sister, you want to blow up the illegal buildings in the apartment, but do you want to blow up the illegal buildings in other apartments?

"You weren't a self-destructing infantryman in your last life, were you?"

Yifei's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and she shot out lightning-like murderous intent: "Shut up, you useless women's chairperson!"

If he, the vice chairman, were not weak and incompetent, unable to do anything about illegal buildings, it would be his turn to shout and blow them up every day.

Wan Yu looked at everyone with wide curious eyes: "I remember that apartment is quite close to our apartment. Do you think the escaped mutant creature will come to us?"

"Please, where are the mutated creatures in this world?"

Zi Qiao has been sitting quietly next to her since just now, playing with her mobile phone with a look on her face.

Hearing Wan Yu's unfounded worry, he finally laughed and said without raising his head: "Listen to what Yu Mo said just now: I heard~, it seems~, it is rumored~, it is said~, insiders broke the news~, it is suspected~, It seems~

"Please, the paparazzi reporters in Hong Kong don't dare to use so many ambiguous modifiers when writing news. Once you hear it, you know that the authenticity cannot be higher."

Yu Mo pouted dissatisfiedly: "Are you dissatisfied with the news I shared?"

"That's not true. I didn't mean anything against you."

Zi Qiao explained: "It's just that you know rumors. You spread rumors and spread them around. In the end, you find that the stories others tell you have nothing to do with the truth of the matter."

When he said this, he seemed to be reminded of some unpleasant memories: "It's not that you don't know that when rumors spread about me last year, a dog in the apartment had a difficult birth because of it!"

Zi Qiao was bitten by a snake once and was afraid of well ropes for ten years. He said categorically: "So everyone doesn't believe the rumors. Don't spread the rumors, okay?"

"Tch, that's boring."

In fact, everyone knows that the gossip Yu Mo said is not very reliable, but isn't it just because they are bored now that they get together?

It was hard to find a topic that could be discussed, but when Qiao Zi said this, everyone suddenly lost interest in continuing.

Wan Yu looked at Zi Qiao who had been playing with her cell phone across from her. She finally remembered that there was something she had always wanted to ask him.

"By the way, Ziqiao, what's your name on the iPartment website?

"I want to add you as a friend, but I can't find you."

Zi Qiao asked without raising his head: "What keywords did you search for me?"

"Lu Ziqiao and Lu Xiaobu"

"Wrong!" He chuckled: "I now have a new online name, called Rejector."

puff!

Xiaoxian, who was sitting next to Yifei and drinking, couldn't help but spit out the wine in his mouth. He put down the wine glass in his hand with a bang, and his eyebrows were almost knotted between his eyebrows.

"Rejector? You?!!"

Yifei, Yu Mo and Wan Yu also pouted at Zi Qiao.

Faced with everyone's doubts, Zi Qiao calmly explained: "A layman, they are all laymen."

"There's something special about this name. If you don't believe it, take a look at it after removing the capital of the radical?"

Yu Mo muttered in a low voice: "Rejecting the radical of [Rejector] means..."

"Alas……"

She looked at Zi Qiao with eyes full of disgust.

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Zi Qiao's explanation: "This seems like a name you would choose."

He raised his eyebrows at Zi Qiao in a naughty manner: "By the way, you have been playing with your mobile phone since just now. What's going on? Is there money to be made from your mobile phone?

"If you have a way to get rich, don't forget about me, brother."

"No." Zi Qiao replied honestly: "I'm in love."

"oh."

Everyone nodded indifferently, and Wan Yu asked directly: "Have you... ever been single?"

According to Ziqiao's own Lu Shi Chunqiu, there are only two states in his life: falling in love and on the road to falling in love.

single?

Doesn't exist.

"normal."

Yifei said with a smile: "Although this guy's puberty is over, his estrus has never stopped."

"Please don't always look at me through colored glasses, please."

Zi Qiao said excitedly: "Let me tell you, this time I am really in love.

“I met her online, her name is Lost Little White Rabbit~.

"Although this name sounds like a very low IQ, we found out after we started chatting..."

He clapped his hands in great joy: "Hey, her IQ is really that low!"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Sure enough, the girls Zi Qiao has dated may have different styles, types, and temperaments, but these things are just a cloud to him.

What Zi Qiao loves most is always fair-skinned, beautiful girls with big breasts and no brains.

She must be beautiful, have a good figure, and the key point is to be brainless. These three conditions are the eternal selection criteria for his beauty hunt.

Don't ask how they knew this girl had big breasts.

Except for Meijia, they have never seen any of Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriends with flat chests.

Ziqiao ignored everyone's ridicule and continued: "Anyway, we met so late. I think this lost little white rabbit may be the true love I have been looking for so hard."

Wanyu asked with a smile: "Then what did she call you?"

Zi Qiao raised her brows, showing an expression of ecstasy: "She affectionately called me, the mighty little tiger~"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had always made others disgusted by being mean, was so disgusted by Zi Qiao's weird accent that he felt like vomiting for the first time.

Yifei looked at Zi Qiao: "Do you have the photo? Show it to me."

"Na."

Zi Qiao found a photo of the little white rabbit from his phone and handed it to Yifei.

Yifei looked at the beautiful photo in the phone and said in surprise: "Why does she look so much like Lin Chiling?"

"Lin Chiling! What Lin Chiling! Where is my Xiaoling!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, a fanatical fan of Lin Chiling, rushed over and was intoxicated by the photo in the phone.

"Wow, it really looks like Lin Chiling..."

Yifei rolled her eyes at him silently.

Ziqiao suddenly seemed to see something, and he patted Zeng Xiaoxian heavily.

"Teacher Zeng, look! Two o'clock, four o'clock, six o'clock, she is at the bar."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes followed the direction Ziqiao said, but he only saw the back of a tall and sexy beauty.

He asked in surprise: "Is it Lin Chiling?"

"No, I saw another one who looks like Rosamund Kwan."

"Damn."

Xiaoxian obviously had no interest in Rosamund Kwan, he patted the back of Ziqiao's head and got up and sat back in his original position.

Ziqiao didn't care about the pat on his head by Mr. Zeng. He looked at Guan Zhilin who was ordering drinks at the bar and was ready to try.

"Everyone, I'm going to take action."

Yifei glanced at Ziqiao and asked, "Don't you already have Lin Chiling? Isn't she your true love?"

"Aren't you still in a relationship?"

Ziqiao said as a matter of course, "It is precisely because the road to finding true love is often bumpy and rugged, so we should walk more and walk faster to discover the road to heaven hidden in the rugged road."

Seeing that everyone looked confused, he explained bluntly, "To put it bluntly, it is to cast a wide net and focus on catching fish.

"Chat with the beauty first and accumulate goodwill, it will definitely not be wrong.

"What if that little white rabbit is not my true love, I can also make a seamless transition."

"Scumbag."

Yumo spat at Ziqiao, and she subconsciously reached out to touch the empty wine bottle on the coffee table.

Ziqiao caught a glimpse of Yumo's actions from the corner of his eyes, and he quickly stood up and ran towards the beautiful woman who looked like Rosamund Kwan.

"I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to cast my net first."

Yumo sighed, and she asked very dissatisfiedly: "Can't we really call the police to arrest him?"

Yifei, Wanyu and Xiaoxian also shrugged helplessly.

If the scumbag can be sentenced, Ziqiao would have been sentenced to death long ago.

At this time, Guan Gu, Meijia and Youyou were in a panic and hurriedly ran towards them.

Yumo asked in surprise: "Seeing you panic like this, is there something big going on?"

"It's a big deal, a big deal!"

Guan Gu clenched his fists, showing the look of an old man on the subway looking at his phone: "Just now, just now we were in the room...

"Oh my God!"

Xiaoxian and the other four looked at each other, and then Yifei looked up at Meijia and Youyou.

"Please don't let Guan Gu talk about important things in the future, okay, he can't find the point at all. "

Here it comes