Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 455: Talking at cross purposes, extraordinary
Youyou said angrily: "At this time, you are still gossiping."
After hearing this, everyone looked at her with strange expressions.
No matter how much everyone gossips, you don’t seem to have to find time to watch other people’s confessions and gossips on the night of your confession, right?
Upon seeing this, Youyou guessed what everyone meant. She smiled awkwardly, and then withdrew her statement: "You think I didn't say anything."
"I think you should calm down first."
Yifei said very calmly: "It's not that we don't believe what you three said, but this... thing that looks like a cockroach and a mouse, what exactly is it?"
The three of them said in unison: "That is the scariest! The most disgusting! The worst thing we have ever seen!"
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "I still think this thing cannot exist in this world. How can rodents and insects be combined together?"
"It's not impossible."
Yu Mo seemed to have thought of something, and she hurriedly asked: "Do you still remember what I just told you about the mutated creature that was suspected to have escaped from the small shabby apartment?"
Wan Yu's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Yu Mo, do you mean that the thing they saw that looked like a cockroach and a mouse was a mutated creature that escaped from a small shabby apartment?"
Yu Mo adjusted his glasses and said with great certainty, "I think it's very possible."
Xiaoxian exclaimed: "But we are on the sixth floor. Why did it come up for no reason?"
Yifei also nodded: "Compared to the mutated creatures escaping from the shabby apartment, I would rather believe that Xiao Hei downstairs is conducting some evil biological experiments."
"Oh, Sister Yifei, Teacher Zeng, now is not the time for you to joke!"
Meijia said anxiously: "Believe me, this is really scary!
"I'm going to tell Zi Qiao and Curry Sauce not to go back to the room."
Even though Meijia didn't treat Zi Qiao well, she still cared about Zi Qiao in her heart. After all, even Zi Qiao's aunt and future uncle never thought of reminding him of this matter.
Yifei snorted coldly when he heard this: "I don't know about the curry sauce, but Zi Qiao won't go back."
She said to Zi Qiaonu who was chatting with "Guan Zhilin" not far away: "Look, he is picking up girls now."
Meijia turned to look at Zi Qiao, who was having a lively conversation with the beautiful woman. The fear and fear in her heart suddenly turned into uncontrollable anger.
She gritted her teeth, wishing she could chop Zi Qiao into pieces on the spot and throw it into 3602 to feed the monster.
"Okay, we are fighting monsters in the room, but he is happy here. It's too much!"
Yifei rolled his eyes and instantly thought of a good way to tease Zi Qiao.
She quietly borrowed a phone from the bartender nearby, and then called Zi Qiao with a smirk on her face.
At this time, Zi Qiao was chatting up the beauty opposite Guan Zhilin as an outstanding young director, and suddenly his cell phone started buzzing.
He raised his eyebrows, looked at the strange call on his phone, hesitated for a moment and answered the call.
"Hello?"
"Hello, dear~" Yifei said in a coquettish voice imitating Lin Chiling.
Xiaoxian on the side looked at Yifei in surprise.
I have known her for so long, but I didn't even know she had such a unique skill.
Zi Qiao listened to the voice in his ear that resembled Lin Chiling. He searched the folders in his head for a long time, but could not find anyone who could match the voice.
It couldn't be that Lin Chiling made the wrong call.
He asked cautiously: "Hello, who are you?"
"I can't even hear my voice, my dear, mighty little tiger~"
Zi Qiao was startled when he heard this. He glanced at "Guan Zhilin" in front of him without any trace, and then pretended to suddenly realize: "Oh, little aunt."
"I almost can't hear your voice. What's the matter?"
Yifei covered her mouth to suppress a smile: "It's nothing, I just feel that my mouth has been dry recently and I want to find someone to give me a warm hug.
"My dear, mighty little tiger, it would be great if you were by my side now."
"Traffic accident? What kind of accident? Is my cousin okay? What happened to him?"
Yifei raised her eyebrows at Meijia and the others more and more proudly. She continued to seduce Ziqiao: "I don't feel very well now. My whole body is hot. I can't hold it anymore. Do you think this is caused by loneliness?"
Zi Qiao was stunned for a moment. He raised his head slightly and glanced around, then continued to speak with a sad look on his face.
"Oh my god, you let him drive a tractor by himself. I told you all four-wheeled machines are devils!"
Yifei continued to seduce Zi Qiao delicately: "Come on, my little tiger. Come and tear me into pieces. I'll wait for you~"
Zi Qiao said sadly and firmly: "Well, if he needs an organ transplant... I am willing!"
"You know where I live, right?"
"Tell me the address of the hospital and I'll rush there right away."
Yifei rolled her eyes and arranged a good place for Ziqiao in her heart.
"You first take Metro Line 3 to the end, then take the ferry, and then transfer to long-distance bus No. 119 to the terminal. I will wait for you in heaven and earth~"
Zi Qiao took a deep breath: "Okay, I'll rush over right away."
"Tell my uncle: Hold on, I can't lose him."
After saying goodbye to the beautiful woman in front of him with a sad face, he put on an overjoyed look and showed off in front of everyone.
"Don't wait for me tonight. I need to go out. A girl needs me."
Mei Jia held back her laughter and tried her best to hide her smug look: "Which girl?"
Zi Qiao chuckled: "Remember the lost little white rabbit I mentioned? She took the initiative to ask me out!"
Wan Yu kindly reminded: "But you haven't seen her."
Faced with Wan Yu's reminder, Zi Qiao said very arbitrarily: "She looks like Lin Chiling and sounds like Lin Chiling. How can there be such a coincidence in the world?"
"My intuition tells me that she is Lin Chiling."
Wan Yu really couldn't bear Zi Qiao to run so far, she said again: "Zi Qiao, actually..."
Yi Fei quickly interrupted Wan Yu's speech: "As friends, we should help each other."
She looked at Zi Qiao: "Zi Qiao, go and pursue your happiness."
Zi Qiao nodded and shouted with a sad face: "Hold on, cousin father! "
After saying that, he ran out of the bar without looking back, leaving Yifei and others holding back their laughter, watching him rush to the so-called paradise with gloating.
After Ziqiao ran out of the bar in a hurry, he slowly stopped again.
He turned his head and looked in the direction of the bar, with a playful smile on his lips.
"Heh..."
...
In the bar, everyone was about to continue discussing the monster that suddenly appeared in 3602, but they saw Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce holding the pork elbow, running towards them in a panic. The two of them were running and their facial expressions and demeanor were exactly the same as Guan Gu and the other three.
Everyone looked at each other and had a vague guess in their hearts: Would Zhang Wei and the others also encounter the monster that looked like a cockroach and a mouse in 3602?
Zhang Wei snatched the wine glass from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, drank the remaining wine in the glass, and then he took a breath and said.
"Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, bad!"
"Hey! ”
Xiaoxian, who has a mysophobia, couldn't stand it immediately: "Even if you are a close family, you still have to pay attention to hygiene. I have a cold. Zhang Wei, aren't you afraid of infection?"
"Teacher Zeng, now is not the time to talk about this."
Zhang Wei swallowed his saliva and said nervously: "Listen, you will definitely not believe what we just saw!"
Curry sauce continued: "And it is absolutely unheard of, unseen, and the first time in the world."
Zhang Wei stroked his forehead with his hand, showing an unbearable look.
"Woof"
Jiang Elbow also called out and nodded silently.
Everyone was silent for a while, and then Yifei, Yumo, Xiaoxian and Wanyu talked at the same time.
"Guan Gu, look at their expressiveness."
"That's right, the atmosphere created by the three of them is much stronger than the three of you."
"That's right, you can tell from their looks that it must be a very big event."
"Even Jiang Elbow's expressiveness is better than yours. ”
……
Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce were confused by the reactions of several people.
“No, what’s your reaction?”
Zhang Wei said anxiously: “We two finally got a big news, can you please respect us?”
Xiao Xian said with a smile: “It’s not a big deal, isn’t it just that there is an uninvited guest on our sixth floor?”
“Ah?”
Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce looked at each other in shock, and Curry Sauce asked: “You all know?”
“Of course.”
Everyone said in unison.
Wan Yu smiled sweetly and explained to Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce: “You came a step late, Guan Gu, Mei Jia and You You have already told us about it.”
“Really?”
Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu and the other two suspiciously: “You three saw it too?”
Guan Gu nodded, and he still felt scared when he recalled the appearance of that monster: “That was the most terrifying! The most disgusting! The worst thing I have ever seen! "
"Uh..."
Zhang Wei disagreed with Guan Gu's opinion: "Guan Gu, you use Chinese incorrectly again. What kind of modifiers are these? I think she is pretty."
As Zhang Wei said this, a faint blush appeared on his dark face.
"Huh..."
Seeing Zhang Wei's amorous look, Youyou and Meijia felt that their goose bumps were about to fall all over the floor.
Youyou asked in shock: "Zhang Wei, is there something wrong with your aesthetics? This can also be called beautiful!"
And Zhang Wei was even more shocked than Youyou: "Can this be called ugly?"
Meijia raised her head slightly and looked at Curry Sauce: "Curry Sauce, what do you think?"
Curry Sauce shook her head: "I don't know, I just saw the back and then was dragged away by Uncle Zhang Wei."
Meijia nodded: "It seems that your aesthetics is the most perverted, Zhang Wei."
"Me! "
Zhang Wei hesitated to speak, and finally he was too lazy to refute them.
Anyway, they will know whether this girl is pretty or not when they go back.
But now everyone's overly calm performance made Zhang Wei confused: "Since you all know about this, you plan to sit in the bar all the time?"
Yu Mo said indifferently: "Why rush? It can't run away anyway.
"Wait until we gather our strength, and then send Admiral Yifei to kill it in seconds!"
Yifei cooperated and raised her casserole-sized fist.
Curry Sauce muttered: "It's not good to get violent as soon as you meet."
Meijia said angrily: "In the face of such a mess, it is very ethical for us not to rush forward."
"But, she is a girl after all."
"What girl?" Youyou asked in surprise, "You two can actually tell the male from the female?"
"What's so indistinguishable about this?"
Zhang Wei said with a rippling look on his face: "Sexy, tall and with a good figure, fair skin and pretty face.
"Especially her smile, it's so sweet and elegant."
He showed an obsessed smile: "It feels like the spring breeze blowing over Lugu Lake and the autumn rain soaking into Jiuzhaigou..."
"Wait a minute!"
Only then did everyone realize that what they and Zhang Wei had just talked about were not the same thing at all.
Yifei asked: "So what you met was not the monster from 3602 that looks like a cockroach and a mouse?"
"No."
Zhang Wei looked puzzled: "Like a cockroach? Like a mouse? Is there such a thing in this world?"
"This is not important."
Yu Mo asked curiously: "Then what did you meet?"
"Of course it's the beauty on the balcony of 3603 who helps Nanfeng dry clothes."
"What?!!"
Everyone exclaimed in unison.
"yes."
Zhang Wei nodded: "Curry Sauce and I just saw her on the balcony. She was still wearing pajamas. It looked like she had stayed in 3603 for one night."
Everyone fell into an eerie silence at first, and just when Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce thought they had the cassette, everyone began to rush to the apartment.
Zhang Wei and Zhang Wei looked at each other and then showed a satisfied smile.
This is the right reaction!
Coming, coming
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