Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

3602.

Meijia, Guangu, Curry Sauce, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was forcibly pulled here, did not directly start catching monsters. They all came to Guan Gu's bedroom, preparing to launch a great battle to save mankind.

...At least that's what Sekiya and Mika said.

"Done!"

As Guangu put down the brush in his hand, a sketch of a monster that looked like both a cockroach and a mouse appeared in front of Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce.

The monster on the drawing has six cockroach-like legs, a hard insect-like carapace, rat-gray hair growing on the carapace, and a long rat tail extending from the back of the butt.

On a huge rat head, long cockroach tentacles spread out from both sides of the ears.

If the monster in Mika's mouth is really like the one drawn by Sekiya, then this mutated monster that combines a cockroach and a mouse is really the most terrifying, disgusting, and worst thing in the world.

only……

Curry Sauce pointed at the overly long fangs protruding from the monster's mouth and asked: "Guangu, are you sure this monster really has such long teeth?"

Guangu made a little gesture: "A little bit, I just did a little bit of artistic processing."

"All right."

Fortunately, none of the people in the room were Korean, and they didn't pay much attention to Sekiya's gestures.

Sekiya coughed lightly, then stood up and said solemnly: "Now I announce that 3602's [Ultra Battle] has officially begun. Now let's invite our general manager, Ms. Chen Meijia, to come to the stage to speak."

Then he stood next to the drawing board and made room for Meijia.

Curry Sauce was stunned when he heard this: "Ultra Battle?"

That's right, the only way to eliminate monsters in Japan is through things that fall from the sky and release a lot of light and heat.

"Depend on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was forcibly brought in by Meijia and Guan Gu as a fighting force, sat aside with a look of displeasure on his face. He stroked Guan Gu's Spider-Man doll and said, "It's just catching a mouse. As for holding a combat conference and conducting pre-war General mobilization?"

While eating potato chips, Curry nodded in agreement and said, "That's right, and we've been in 3602 for so long and haven't heard anything."

"Teacher Zeng, curry sauce, please be more serious."

Sekiya stared at the two indifferent guys and said solemnly: "The appearance of this monster is not only our 3602 matter, it may also threaten the safety of the entire apartment and even the entire earth!

"Your current combat attitude is very negative. This is irresponsible to yourself and even the people of the world."

Guan Gu's words directly stunned Zeng Xiaoxian: "No, Guan Gu, what you said is a bit exaggerated. Wearing a high hat and moral kidnapping are not what you do."

"...Anyway, I want you to be serious!"

Guangu said with a dark face: "And Teacher Zeng, please don't touch the doll so erotically!"

He really couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped forward and hit Zeng Xiaoxian's dishonest hand hard.

"This is a Spider-Man doll, Spider-Man, a man, a pure man!"

"Can you stop squeezing his chest all the time?"

"You're a pervert!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed the red hand that Guangu slapped and said with a smile: "Isn't this your doll that feels good in the hand? These chest muscles are so strong!"

"Seriously!" Guangu reminded again.

"OK, OK."

Xiaoxian patted the curry paste who was still eating snacks next to him, and the two of them sat up straight, pretending to be good students who were serious about being taught.

"Mika, you can start."

"Very well, now you all listen to me."

Meijia said, taking out the chopsticks she just took from the kitchen, pointing at the monster on the drawing board.

"I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing for our love apartment, but we did find something beyond our previous knowledge. That's a cockroach rat!"

"Cockroach rat?"

"Yes, it's a cockroach rat!"

Meijia had a dignified posture and said seriously: "While painting in Guangu, I have used the most powerful intelligence search power to retrieve relevant information about this cockroach rat.

"As a result, I unexpectedly discovered that creatures like cockroaches and rats have already been recorded in historical materials."

"The most powerful intelligence search force?"

Curry Sauce was confused when he heard this: "But you were clearly playing with your phone with your head down just now..."

"oh……"

She suddenly realized: "Baidu and Google, right?"

Meijia replied naturally: "Just tell me whether this is the most powerful intelligence search force."

"Yes yes yes."

Curry Sauce stretched out his hand to signal Mika to continue.

"Cock a mouse, the English name is cock a mouse, its main habitat should be no different from ordinary mice and cockroaches.

"According to historical records, it was first spotted in the seventh episode of the first season of How I Met Your Mother.

“In How I Met Your Mother Season 6, Cockroach Rat already had a happy family, which is equivalent to direct confirmation that Cockroach Rat has the ability to reproduce and expand the group.

"It's just that according to my speculation, its reproductive ability should be much, much, much worse than ordinary mice and cockroaches, otherwise it wouldn't have only so many family members in the sixth season.

"Logically speaking, this kind of creature should only exist in the United States, but the building where the cockroaches and rats lived was bombed at the end of season six.

"So we have reason to believe that this cockroach rat is probably a branch of the same nest of cockroach rats that crossed the ocean and came to China because their home was destroyed.

"They thrived in the small shabby apartment and continued to grow. Until this morning the small shabby apartment was sealed off, and a cunning cockroach rat escaped and escaped to our place."

After Meijia finished speaking her conjecture, she looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce: "Do you two understand?"

Xiaoxian: w(Д)w? ! !

Curry paste: w(Д)w? ! !

After hearing Ming Jia's conjecture, the two of them felt that their worldviews had been severely impacted.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows began to twitch crazily, as if he was about to perform an eyebrow dance for everyone on the spot.

He rubbed his face harshly in an attempt to wake himself up more, but Meijia's outrageous remarks still lingered in his ears.

"You're talking about How I Met Your Mother according to historical records?!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in disbelief: "That's just a sitcom, not real!"

"So are we."

Meijia and Sekiya said simultaneously.

"Okay, pretend I didn't say that."

"Ask a question!"

Curry Sauce raised his hand like a good student and spoke: "If this is the only mutated creature that escaped from the shabby apartment, then would it lose the ability to reproduce when it is alone?"

"That's not necessarily the case."

Meijia pondered: "After all, the cockroach mouse was just a single individual at the beginning, but by the sixth season, it already had a happy family.

"It's hard for us to tell whether this was because there were unknown cockroach rats lurking at the time, or whether it was a hermaphrodite and could reproduce on its own."

Xiaoxian continued to play with the Spider-Man doll in his arms. He suddenly felt that apart from himself, this Spider-Man doll looked the most normal in the whole room.

Cockroach rat?

Is there really such an unscientific thing in this world?

Although Xiaoxian didn't believe it, he didn't think that Guangu, Meijia and Youyou would be so bored that they would make up such an outrageous story to deceive everyone.

Today is not an April Fool's Day prank. There is absolutely no benefit in making up this story.

He asked without raising his head: "Then what are you going to do with this cockroach rat? Capture it and send it to Xiao Hei for research?"

Meijia corrected: "It's not [you], it's us!"

"Okay, okay, it's just us."

Anyway, he had nothing to do during his day off, so he wanted to see who this cockroach rat was.

Meijia answered Xiaoxian's question just now: "I have asked Xiaohei just now. Xiaohei said that his main focus is machinery, big data and intelligent AI. He is not very interested in cockroaches and rats, so we can figure it out ourselves. .

"I also called the corresponding research institute for consultation, but they said that they had obtained several live samples of cockroaches and rats from a small apartment this morning, and the one in our apartment was not of much value.

"If we are willing to spend money, they can send professionals to help us catch this cockroach rat."

When Xiaoxian heard this, he laughed angrily: "Are we spending money to send them live samples? This research institute is so poor!"

Meijia held up her chopsticks and said seriously: "So, it is better to rely on ourselves than relying on heaven and earth.

“This time our goal is: to catch the cockroaches and rats—dead or alive!”

Curry Sauce muttered: "But we've been here for a long time and haven't heard any movement from the cockroach rat. Could it have run away?"

"impossible."

Meijia, a little home expert, said confidently: "All the doors and windows in 3602 are closed, and the toilet seat in the toilet was covered just now.

“I had specially installed filters on the pipes in areas such as the floor drain and sink, just to prevent mice and cockroaches from getting out along the pipes.

"Unless this cockroach rat is mutated enough to walk through walls, it must still be in our suite."

Sekiya concluded: "So our first step is to find it."

Xiaoxian was not optimistic about the first step of this action: "It's easy to say, this guy is both a cockroach and a mouse. One is better at hiding than the other, and one is better at hiding than the other. Who knows which corner it is hiding in now?" place.”

He didn't believe in the existence of cockroach rats, and he didn't believe that if there really was such a mutated creature, it would wander around in broad daylight unless it was really hungry.

Xiaoxian suddenly had an idea, his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "I have an idea, since we can't find it, it can't escape now.

"We might as well... starve it to death!"

The three of them asked in unison: "Starve it to death?"

"Yeah, starve it to death."

Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows proudly, seeming to be very satisfied with his idea: "You clear out all the food you can eat. For the past ten and a half months, you will eat, drink, poop, and sleep in other suites.

"As long as there is no food in the entire suite and it can't escape, it will definitely starve to death!"

He laughed loudly and said: "No matter how much it mutates, I don't believe it can mutate into photosynthesis!"

"You guys will come back in ten days and a half, and then..."

"Then when we return to 3602, we will see the sofa, pillows, quilts, towels that have been chewed by hungry cockroaches and rats, and the suite that smells full of corpse stench all summer long."

Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian expressionlessly: "Teacher Zeng, why do you always make such a decision that procrastinates, procrastinates, and has serious side effects?"

"That's right."

The kind-hearted Mei Jia said with reluctance: "This cockroach is a life after all. It's too cruel to starve it to death.

"We, can't we take some more humanitarian measures?

"For example, kill it with a baseball bat, kill it with an electric mosquito swatter, or poison it to death?"

Curry Sauce almost spit out the potato chips in his mouth: "Sister Mei Jia, is this your humanitarianism?"

"What else?"

Mei Jia asked innocently.

Here it comes