Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Right away, right away."

Youyou poked Zhang Wei, and she stretched out her palm again and whispered: "Zhang Wei, for your fifty yuan, you must put it in.

"Remember the Tang performance rules I taught you just now. Now you have to forget Zhang Wei's identity and think that you are the White Snake."

"Okay."

For the fifty yuan, Zhang Wei closed her eyes and chanted something. It seemed that she was going to hypnotize herself.

"I am the White Snake, I am the White Snake, I am the White Snake..."

Youyou looked at Nanfeng and Guan Gu, and she put her hands together and begged: "And you two, don't be too bad, please, please."

"We will try our best."

Nanfeng and Guan Gu said in unison.

Gu Lan saw that the four people had divided into two groups and stood up, and she counted down three times: "Three, two, one."

"Start! "

As she started, the expressions of Nanfeng and the other three changed.

Yumo, who was standing in the kitchen, quickly put down the wig in her hand and silently took out her mobile phone to start recording.

She had a hunch that today's flooding of Jinshan would definitely not be that simple.

At this time, Nanfeng and Guan Gu stood on the left, echoing Youyou and Zhang Wei on the right.

Under the simple training of Youyou's Tang's performance rules, the way they acted gave people a good impression at first glance.

The four of them stood in two places, one with a solemn appearance, one with a concerned face, one straightforward and fierce, and one was horrible.

Well, this is called each has its own merits.

As the performance began, Guan Gu immediately lay on the ground, crawling on all fours, and he tried his best to crawl towards Youyou.

It's a pity that there seemed to be an invisible air wall in front of Guan Gu, and no matter how hard he tried, he could not move forward.

Guan Gu could only shout: "Qing'er, my lady, this evil monk has bad intentions, you go quickly! "

Nanfeng, who was solemn and closed his eyes, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Let's not talk about whether there is Xu Xian with this accent. Which Xu Xian would put Qing'er before his wife?

Guan Gu, you Xu Xian have dirty thoughts.

On the other side, Zhang Wei had completely lost his integrity for the fifty yuan that was about to be in his hands, and put himself into the role of White Snake.

He covered his belly with one hand like a pregnant woman, and raised his orchid finger with the other hand, and his dark little finger was almost raised to the sky.

"Master~Master, are you okay, Master~"

With Zhang Wei's delicate call, Nanfeng's mouth twitched and he almost couldn't hold it back. Guan Gu even showed an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

He felt his temples swelling slightly, and he felt a little nauseous.

But for Youyou, Guan Gu still had to frown and say his lines.

"...My wife, I'm fine, this monk won't do anything to me.

"Qing'er, my lady, leave me alone. You can't beat him. Go!"

If Guan Gu's previous line was sincere, then this line seemed like an excuse to get rid of people.

Fortunately, this time it wasn't Guan Gu's acting skills that were tested. He just had to carry on.

"Amitabha."

Nan Feng opened his eyes expressionlessly, and his cold eyes without any mercy stared at the "White Lady" and "Xiao Qing" in front of him like a snake locking onto its prey.

Zhang Wei and You You were immediately chilled by this look. For a moment, they didn't know who was playing the snake demon between them, themselves or Nan Feng.

Is this what Nan Feng said about him not being able to act?

"Jinshan Fa Temple, a forbidden place for evildoers."

Nanfeng's indifferent voice spread throughout 3603: "Snake spirit, you dare to break in, aren't you afraid of me..."

"I'll take you!!!"

His sudden roar scared Youyou and Zhang Wei so much that they took a step back. The two of them watched Nanfeng raise the "golden bowl" in his hand and make a move to capture the monster. Zhang Wei almost shouted "Master, spare my life".

Unexpectedly, Nanfeng's left hand holding the "golden bowl" suddenly trembled, and the "golden bowl" in his hand fell to the ground in front of everyone's witness, and shattered into pieces in an instant.

"Damn, if I had known earlier, I would have gone to 3602 to get a stainless steel bowl."

Nanfeng touched his forehead with his hand and said awkwardly.

"Continue, continue."

Youyou gritted his teeth and reminded in a low voice: "Don't stop the show, brother, otherwise we will be more embarrassed than you."

"Oh oh oh..."

Nanfeng, in a panic, could only continue to say the previous lines.

"Jin, Jinshan Fa Temple, a forbidden place for evildoers. Snake spirit, you dare to break in, aren't you afraid that I will... take you in."

As he said this, he slammed the "Zen stick" in his hand heavily on the ground. As a result, the quality of the Zen stick made of clothes drying pole was too poor. Nanfeng just slammed it, and its pole head actually fell off.

The most fatal thing was that Nanfeng's eyes were fixed on Zhang Wei and Youyou, and he didn't pay attention to Guan Gu lying on the ground. The heavy slam of the "Zen stick" hit Guan Gu's calf directly.

"Ah!"

Guan Gu cried out in pain, and his calf unconsciously lifted up, and kicked the "Zen stick" in Nanfeng's hand away.

Nanfeng wailed: "My Zen stick!"

"My calf!!"

Guan Gu covered his calf and wailed: "Nanfeng I \u0026*\u0026*@@@#...!!!"

Faced with Guan Gu's mouth full of Japanese swear words that he couldn't understand at all, but he knew it was a curse, Nanfeng could only put his hands together awkwardly.

"Amitabha, Amitabha, the heavens are merciful and kind..."

"God has the virtue of a good life, but you damn bald donkey doesn't!!!"

Guan Gu rolled around in pain, and Nan Feng was so frightened that he quickly stopped him.

There are fragments of his own "golden bowl" on the ground. It would be really fatal for Guan Gu to roll a few times.

Nanfeng first helped Guangu onto the sofa, and then looked at the duo of Zhang Wei and Youyou who were already stunned with a sneer on their faces.

He didn't know whether this situation should continue, but Sister Lan didn't shout to stop, and Youyou and Zhang Wei didn't respond, so Nanfeng could only bite the bullet and continue to act.

"Don't look at the poor monk who has lost his golden bowl and Zen staff... In fact, I also have some skills in boxing and kicking. It will be no problem to subdue you two snake monsters."

As Nanfeng spoke, he used his slender hands to perform the Wing Chun starting position.

"Can you withstand this punch, which has taken over twenty years of hard work?"

Zhang Wei, the thousand-year-old snake spirit, and Youyou, the five-hundred-year-old snake spirit, looked at each other in shock.

Twenty years of Wing Chun vs. a thousand years of snake demon?

Or one versus two?

ah? ? ?

Snap!

Zhang Wei put his hand on his forehead in pain. No matter how much he pretended to be the white lady, he couldn't hold on at this moment.

This Fa Hai is so weak!

He, he's not here to subdue demons, he's just here to make fun of you!

Yu Mo, who was recording the video, didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Fortunately, she just thought that Fa Hai, played by Nan Feng, was rather evil, but surprisingly handsome.

As a result... Nanfeng, Nanfeng, you are really handsome for only three seconds.

At this moment, the one who collapsed the most was undoubtedly Youyou.

【What's going on? 】

【What's going on! 】

[I didn’t say a single line, so why did this story become like this? 】

[Before I even had time to add another scene, Nanfeng actually got the better of me? ! ! 】

Youyou subconsciously looked at Gu Lan and saw that she had no intention of shouting to stop, and even looked at her with a hint of expectation.

Youyou had a sudden enlightenment.

[I understand, Sister Lan is testing my on-the-spot reaction and sense of belief as an actor! 】

[As an excellent actor, you should have the ability to bring a bad drama to life. 】

Youyou was immediately filled with confidence.

When it comes to adding drama and changing dramas, who can compare with her Tang Youyou!

Now let’s see how you can turn the tide and help the building from falling.

[Tang’s acting rules, show time! 】

I saw Youyou step forward, she put her hands on her hips, pointed at Nanfeng's nose and cursed.

"Hey, Fahai, you bald donkey!

"Not only did you deliberately throw away the golden bowl and Zen staff to humiliate us sisters, but you also used such cruel methods to hurt my brother-in-law!

"You have such a vicious heart, you are nothing more than a monk!"

"ah?"

Nanfeng saw that Youyou was winking at him crazily, and he hurriedly followed what Youyou said.

"The love between a human and a monster is unacceptable."

"No matter what, they can't be together!"

"Pooh!"

Youyou continued to scold: "What you talk about about natural principles, geography, and unreasonable principles is simply nonsense!

"You are just jealous and don't like my sister and brother-in-law. Don't think I don't know that you, a flower monk, secretly kept a scorpion spirit as your lover in Jinshan Temple!"

As she spoke, she pointed to Yu Mo, who was recording video next to her.

"I?"

Yu Mo pointed at herself in surprise. She obviously didn't expect that her own affairs would be involved in this drama.

"Yes, it's you!"

Youyou said angrily: "Fahai, you bald donkey, didn't expect that this scorpion spirit is actually my good sister, and I deliberately asked her to test you.

"I didn't expect you to fall for it so easily. Now I see what reason you have to stop my sister and brother-in-law from being together!"

South wind: (⊙⊙)?

Yu Mo: (⊙⊙)?

Zhang Wei on the side looked at Youyou dumbfounded.

Is there a scorpion spirit in The Legend of White Snake?

What is this?

When Nanfeng faced Youyou's question, he obviously didn't know how to respond.

Isn't this purely insane?

Where did the scorpion spirit come from in White Snake Legend? Yoyo, you didn’t borrow it from the Journey to the West studio next door, right?

Nanfeng exhaled a breath of turbid air, gritted his teeth and said, "Donor Xiaoqing, you have misunderstood. The love between a human and a monster is unforgivable. Of course, the young monk will not knowingly commit the crime."

Faced with Yuyou's inexplicable change, Nanfeng could only grit his teeth and accept it.

After all, I am also a voice actor now, so I still have a sense of belief as an actor.

No matter how outrageous the plot is, it can't stop him from reading the lines!

"This scorpion spirit and I... are actually the poor monk who is using his body to temper her anger, hoping that she can return to the right path.

"Yes, I am just cultivating her, nothing else."

Nanfeng paused, then continued: "In short, we are definitely not what you think."

Zhang Wei couldn't help but chuckle. Before he could get out of his role as the White Snake, he immediately cast a wink at Nanfeng: "Master, you are very good at playing."

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙).

He didn't know why, but when he looked at Zhang Wei's flirtatious look, he suddenly felt the urge to slay demons.

Yu Mo narrowed her eyes when she heard this. How could she feel that the translation of Nanfeng's words would be...

We just have a purely physical relationship, and other relationships have not happened yet.

Pooh! Shameless!

Could this Fa Hai be Zi Qiao's previous life?

Facing Nanfeng's shameless excuse, Youyou's eyes widened.

How come this is different from what I thought?

However, the one whose eyes were even wider than Youyou's was Nanfeng's. He glared at Youyou fiercely, signaling her not to change the play anymore.

This play is already messy enough, can't we just follow the process honestly from now on?

Here it comes