Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"What's unreasonable about this?"

Xiao Nanfeng shrugged: "We are twins, and both Flame Dragon and Little Red Riding Hood are red, so this makes sense."

"Then why do you emphasize that you have a golden hood?"

"Obviously, of course it's because my golden hood is cool~~~ah."

Xiaoxian in a suit looked embarrassed, and he sneered: "What kind of outrageous reason is this?"

"This is just a normal way for children to show off. Uncle, have you not been a child for too long or have you never had a childhood?"

Xiao Nanfeng said as he looked at Xiaoxian in a suit again, who had a messy face. After a while, a look of realization appeared on his face.

"An only child born in an area with strong clan values?

"Do your parents like to compare you with other children, such as comparing your study with children with good grades, socializing with cheerful and outgoing children, and being considerate to parents with sensible and careful children?

"Are they eager to make you the best and most versatile child in their knowledge, and then use your excellence as a capital to show off to their relatives and friends?"

Xiao Nanfeng whispered: "It seems that it is normal for you to have no childhood, uncle."

Xiao Xian in a suit was stunned when he heard this, and his eyes became gloomy instantly.

"How do you know these things?"

"I guessed it.

Xiao Nanfeng stuck out his tongue: "It doesn't matter if I guess wrong, anyway, I am a child, who will care about children?

"But I didn't expect that I would guess all right at once this time. It seems that I will soon be able to guess why my father is always unhappy."

"Then you guessed it really accurately!" He replied with gritted teeth.

You know, naughty children are originally a kind of annoying creatures, and naughty children like Xiao Nanfeng who are smart and like to mess with people's mentality are even more annoying.

Xiao Xian in a suit bit the life-giving mushroom in his hand viciously, and then the whole mushroom was sucked into his mouth like jelly.

"It's you, uncle, who is more typical." Xiao Nanfeng still complained unscrupulously, "You are written all over your body [I am excellent, I must be excellent, I have to be excellent], even if I want to pretend not to see it, I can't."

"You!"

"Teacher Xian."

Xiao Zeyou Mufeng was afraid that the two would quarrel again, so she quickly turned her head to look at Xiao Xian in the suit.

"Didn't we agree to leave this matter to me?"

Xiao Xian in the suit snorted, but just silently stepped back a few steps, expressing his attitude of concession.

Even if he is as narcissistic as he is, he doesn't think he can compare with Ziqiao's fantasy partner in communicating with people.

Especially when the other party is a naughty child who doesn't make sense and logic!

Seeing Xiao Xian in the suit give in, Xiao Zeyou Mufeng looked at Xiao Nanfeng again, and she said gently: "Nan...Flame Dragon Man, are you sure you want us to call you that?"

Although she is just an ordinary housewife in the setting, as Ziqiao's fantasy partner, Xiao Zeyou Mufeng is still a little bit special.

For example, her incomparable attraction to the opposite sex.

Although Nanfeng is just a child now and is not completely the opposite sex, it is enough if you just want him to have a certain liking for himself.

Under the influence of Xiaoze and Mufeng's attraction to the opposite sex, the naughty child Xiaonanfeng nodded, and his attitude was obviously much better than that of Xiaoxian in a suit just now: "Xiaoze sister, just call me Yanlongxia."

"Okay, Yanlongxia."

Although she felt that this title was very shameful, she still respected Xiaonanfeng's wishes: "Yanlongxia, you must have misunderstood, we didn't want to steal your sister's mushrooms.

"Just now, it was just because your sister looked very similar to one of our friends, and we recognized the wrong person for a while, so we made some actions that made her misunderstand. "

"Really?"

Xiaonanfeng snorted. Although he felt that the big sister in front of him was very gentle and kind, he didn't quite believe what the big sister said.

"If that's the case, then what should you say about the mushrooms in your hands? "

The two lowered their heads when they heard this, and then they remembered that they were still holding Mario's life-giving mushroom in their hands.

So the reason why Xiao Nanfeng was very unfriendly to them from the beginning, and his words were full of sarcasm and irony, was because he had found "evidence".

Isn't this too coincidental?

Xiao Zeyou Mufeng helplessly smiled bitterly.

But fortunately, as long as we know why Xiao Nanfeng is so hostile to them, then this matter can be easily resolved.

"Flame Dragon Man, you misunderstood, this is not the mushroom we snatched from Little Red Riding Hood, we made it ourselves."

She looked at Mario and kept winking at him.

"Huh?"

The cute Mario looked confused.

Xiao Zeyou Mufeng sighed, she gave up the hint and said directly: "I asked you to make a mushroom for him to see on the spot... Don't make a life-giving mushroom, just a normal big mushroom."

"Okay. "

Mario nodded, and then he conjured up a mushroom as big as his head.

As we all know, the head of a game character like Mario is much larger than that of a normal person, so the mushroom he was holding at this moment was also unusually large.

Wow!

When Xiao Nanfeng saw Mario conjure up such a big mushroom, he immediately exclaimed: "What a big mushroom."

Xiao Zemufeng waved his hand again, asking Mario to hand over the mushroom in his hand.

She first ate the Life-Breaking Mushroom in her hand, then took Mario's Big Mac Mushroom and gave it to Nanfeng. She said with a smile: "If we give this super big mushroom to you and your sister, Then can you believe that we didn’t steal your sister’s mushrooms?”

"Give it to us?"

Xiao Nanfeng seemed very surprised. He clapped happily and said, "That's great. Such a big mushroom has been used as a birthday gift for Master Zhang. Master Zhang will definitely like it very much."

Xiao Zeyou Mufeng asked subconsciously: "Who is Zhenren Zhang?"

Xiaoxian in a suit was thoughtful.

Although he hated the naughty boy Nanfeng, he never gave up the idea of ​​getting more information from Xiao Nanfeng.

He suddenly remembered what Little Red Riding Hood said before.

"This is at the foot of Wudang Mountain. This is no place where you perverts can run wild!"

Wudang Mountain, Zhang Zhenren, birthday ceremony, or ancient background...

Xiaoxian in a suit exhaled a breath, and even his depressed mood improved a lot.

He finally knew the basic settings of this dream world. This must be the world of "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Sword"!

Xiao Nanfeng looked at the three people in front of him in surprise: "You actually don't even know Master Zhang? Master Zhang is the founder of the Wudang Sect, the master of the Seven Wudang Sons, and the best in the world in martial arts..."

Xiaoxian in the suit nodded with satisfaction. This was indeed the world of "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Sword", and the real Zhang must be Zhang Sanfeng!

"Zhang Yifei, the best martial artist in the world, Zhang Zhenren!"

Xiaoxian in a suit felt like he was struck by lightning. He once again felt that his intelligence was being pushed to the ground and rubbed hard.

He is so stupid, really stupid.

So what if I know what kind of world this is? Will the dream world develop along with the story that has been written in reality?

So why on earth did I want to set it in an ancient dream world with both Flame Dragon Man and Little Red Riding Hood?

"Yifei?"

Compared to Xiaoxian, who was in a suit, Mario and Xiao Zeyou Mufeng were very surprised after hearing this familiar name.

Although their first priority now is to find Guangu and Ziqiao, since Yifei has appeared, it will only be a matter of time before the others appear.

Nanfeng made a low-pitched gesture to the two of them: "This is Wudang Mountain. You all have to respectfully call her Zhang Zhenren or Yifei Zhenren, otherwise..."

"What else would happen?" Mario asked.

"Otherwise she will teach you how to be a good person with Danyidou!"

Perhaps because the misunderstanding was resolved, or perhaps because he got such a big mushroom for no reason, Xiao Nanfeng's attitude improved obviously.

He covered his mouth and reminded in a low voice: "Zhenzhen Zhang has a bad temper, you must be careful."

"We know." Mario and Xiaoze Mufeng replied in unison.

There should be no one in this world who understands Yifei's bad temper better than them.

"besides……"

Xiao Nanfeng seemed to hesitate, but finally said: "Wudang Mountain is not peaceful these days. Foreigners like you should leave quickly."

"Cough cough cough..."

Xiaoxian, who was in a suit, coughed a few times and signaled with his eyes to Xiaoze and Mufeng to take this opportunity to make a good use of Nanfeng's words.

After experiencing so many illogical turns, he now understands that it is useless to rely on known information and inherent logic to reason and analyze in dreams.

As the saying goes, if you can't beat him, then choose to join. Xiaoxian in the suit simply put aside his mind and gave up thinking and questioning. Everything was based on the information in the dream.

Xiao Nanfeng said that he and Youyou are twins, so they are twins. He said that his name is Yanlongxia, so he is called Yanlongxia.

Don't say that Zhang Yifei lives in Wudang now. He would believe it even if he said that Zeng Xiaoxian was Yifei's grandson!

Xiaoxian in a suit thought so, and suddenly a shrill cry for help came from the crowd flowing on the street.

"Help! Two perverts are kidnapping a child!!!"

A familiar figure was running desperately in the direction where they were, shouting at the top of his lungs.

"Help me! Someone is going to commit a crime!!!"

"Call 110 quickly!!!"

When Xiao Zemu Feng and Mario heard this familiar voice, their eyes instantly lit up, while Xiao Xian in a suit put his hand on his forehead in pain.

He didn't even need to look back, he could already tell from the cry for help who the guy running for his life was.

Because this voice is so fucking mean!

"Teacher Zeng!"

Mario and Xiao Ze looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was dressed in coarse linen clothes, and were overjoyed.

Compared to Xiao Nanfeng, who is completely different from the other two, Zeng Xiaoxian's familiar face, mean voice, and his signature eyebrow dance with winks and winks while running for his life are so relatable.

"cut."

Xiaoxian, in a suit, made a sound of disgust.

He finally didn't have to stay with this idiot for a while, but he didn't expect his happiness to end so quickly.

Can't we just be separated for a while?

Xiaoxian in a suit was very dissatisfied, but seeing that idiot Zeng Xiaoxian running for his life, he couldn't pretend he hadn't seen him.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian was still shouting for help, coming and going. After hearing his call for help, the endless stream of Yoyos first collectively froze for a few seconds, and then...

Then they fled in an organized and disciplined manner. The three fantasy partners didn't even realize what happened, and all the Yoyos had disappeared.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was escaping, exclaimed: "Damn, you ran away so fast? How did you do it?

"No, couldn't you take me with you when you escape?"

Bang!

The door of the coffin shop next to it suddenly opened, and a gray-haired, skinny Youyou hunched over threw a coffin onto the street.

"Poor kid, I gave it to you. You're welcome."

The owner of the coffin shop, Youyou, closed the door again at the speed of light, and her old voice came into Zeng Xiaoxian through the closed door.

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