Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Mario you..."

Facing Mario's plain and simple complaints, Xiao Nanfeng didn't know how to refute for a while. After all, facts speak louder than words.

The helpless Xiao Nanfeng could only stop turning to look at Mario in anger. He stood on tiptoes and shouted towards the "birdman" who spread his wings and soared higher and faster in the sky: "Hey, Have you had enough fun?”

"immediately!"

The birdman turned around and swooped down from a height of several hundred meters towards Xiao Nanfeng's group of people.

I don’t know if Xiao Nanfeng’s father deliberately wanted to show off his skills. Even during the landing process, he was still vibrating his wings and his whole body was still accelerating, accelerating, accelerating.

Just when they were all expecting Xiao Nanfeng's father to perform a particularly cool emergency stop and landing for everyone, his panicked shouts came from the sky.

"It's over, I just learned to step on the accelerator...

“You still don’t know how to brake!!!”

"ah?!!"

Everyone was startled when they heard this. Everyone looked at the birdman from the sky, which was coming towards them at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour. Without saying a word, they pushed the people around them to retreat to both sides of the street.

Before they could stand upright, they heard a violent muffled sound in their ears, followed by a scratching sound that made their scalp numb, with sparks flying all the way.

"hiss……"

Everyone took a deep breath and shivered instinctively.

They frowned and closed their eyes tightly, not daring to turn their heads to see what was going on.

"Phew...it's okay, it's okay."

The birdman's voice came again, and not only was there no panic in his tone after the disaster, there was even a hint of pride in his tone.

"Hahahaha, I don't know how to brake, and why don't I know how to face-brake!"

Everyone's heart skipped a beat when they heard this.

(⊙﹏⊙).

This, this, this, fell from the sky like this, and it sounded like nothing happened to him?

The deeper the dream, the more real it is?

Also, they all know the handbrake and footbrake, but what the hell is the facebrake!

You are not afraid of being disfigured!

Wan Yu asked in a low voice: "Sister Yifei...is Nanfeng's father a tease?"

Yifei shook her head.

【What a joke! 】

Yifei secretly thought to herself, if her fellow disciple is such a funny person, then everyone will not only see him in their dreams today.

However, when everyone saw that the expected tragedy did not happen, they all turned around, opened their eyes and looked at everything around them.

The originally flat and wide concrete pavement in the middle of the street seemed to have been tilted down with a small machine, cutting out a smooth slope more than ten meters long.

If a naughty child comes along at this time, he might be able to use this slope as a slide.

"What the hell!"

Youyou stared at the smooth slope in front of her, as smooth as a mirror, without a single gravel, and asked in surprise: "Is Nanfeng's father so shameless?"

Guan Gu suddenly thought of something, and he said excitedly to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, do you still remember the new comic I want to draw?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why Guan Gu suddenly asked this: "Of course I remember, my memory is not that bad."

"Then you say...what if I draw this scene as your first appearance in angel form?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this.

After a while, he jumped three feet high and exclaimed: "You mean to let me have an angel descend to earth in your comic...and land face first on the ground?!!"

"Yes." Guangu nodded heavily. He tried to get a sense of recognition from Teacher Zeng: "As long as the preparation is good before, I'm sure it will be very effective when painting this scene."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly shook his head like a rattle.

It's not that he doesn't support Guan Gu, but it's really embarrassing to appear like Nanfeng's father.

Is it still effective?

I think it’s very funny!

He hesitated and said: "If I regret it now and don't want to appear in your comics... is it still too late?"

Guangu didn't answer, just showed a simple and honest smile.

[Regret now? It's too late! 】

Zeng Xiaoxian was about to say something, but was patted on the back of the head gently by Yifei.

“It’s rare for Guan Gu to be inspired, and those of us who are friends should support him.

"Besides, Sekiya originally planned to draw a comedy comic this time. Even if you don't lose face at first, you will sooner or later."

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted dissatisfiedly, but didn't say anything against it.

Forget it, the weakling angel in the comics is not named Zeng Xiaoxian anyway.

Don't let it be said that the angel descended to earth and hit the ground face first. Even if his whole face was smoothed after he hit the ground, it would be none of his business.

Just as Xiaoxian was thinking about it, a faceless man with his face smoothed appeared in front of him.

"ah!"

He was startled and jumped directly into Yifei's arms.

When other people saw such an angular face coming towards them, the expressions on their faces were also very wonderful.

Only Xiao Nanfeng opened his arms and rushed towards the faceless birdman with a smile.

"Back?"

The man whose face he couldn't see clearly knelt down and gently touched Xiao Nanfeng's head.

Xiao Nanfeng nodded and said with a bright smile: "Well, I didn't violate our agreement."

"I know."

As he spoke, he picked up Xiao Nanfeng and stood up, and the white wings behind him slowly dissipated.

"Are you friends with the little guy?"

Xiao Nanfeng's father asked slowly.

I don't know why, although his voice is extremely strange, it gives everyone a familiar feeling.

It feels like, like, like...

A flash of inspiration flashed in everyone's mind, but before they could figure out where this familiar feeling came from, the flash of inspiration had already passed by.

Xiaoxian, in a suit, kept looking back and forth between Xiao Nanfeng and his father. He saw that Xiao Nanfeng's neck was still empty, but his father was wearing a black lanyard around his neck.

This long lanyard hung down to his clothes, making it difficult to tell what was tied to the lanyard.

But it is enough to know that there is such a lanyard, and the rest is not important at all.

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled knowingly at Xiao Nanfeng, and Xiao Nanfeng also smiled and winked at him.

[Very good, the accuracy of your inference will be 98%. 】

As for Xiao Nanfeng's father, he saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he asked what he had just said again.

"Are you friends with the little one?"

After hearing this, everyone gave up thinking and nodded in agreement: "Yes, we are his friends."

"oh."

He raised his head slightly and seemed to be sizing up the group of people in front of him.

Suddenly Xiao Nanfeng's father spoke again: "Yifei? Are you Yifei?"

"ah?"

Yifei was stunned when she heard this. She stood there with a confused face, not knowing how to answer.

But before Yifei could answer, the man had already continued: "Is it really you? Have you grown so big?

"It's really a transformation of a woman, I almost can't recognize her."

"Huh? Ah...ah!"

Only then did Yifei realize that Xiao Nanfeng's father recognized her face, so she quickly called out, "Senior brother."

"good."

Although everyone couldn't see Xiao Nanfeng's father's face clearly at this moment, they could tell from his voice that he must be looking at Yifei with a smile, and there seemed to be a hint of pride in his tone.

"With the relationship between our two families, you don't need to call me senior brother anymore, just call me brother."

"good."

She responded in a low voice, but she still felt that her senior brother was staring directly at her.

Seeing that Yifei stopped talking, he couldn't help but remind him: "Scream."

Yifei was stunned, and then she asked weakly: "...What's your name?"

Nanfeng's father said matter-of-factly: "Call me brother."

"……elder brother."

Yifei gritted her teeth and shouted.

Although it was normal for her to call Nanfeng's father "brother" in terms of seniority and age, Yifei always felt that something was wrong.

It's like he suffered a big loss out of nowhere?

She couldn't help but wonder, was the man in front of her really Nanfeng's father?

Why does it feel completely different?

Could it be that...my senior brother is actually a very boring person?

"Be good."

Hearing Yifei's "Brother", Xiao Nanfeng's father let out a sigh of contentment: "In this case, I won't tell your mother about your secret puppy love."

"Wait a minute!" Yifei's eyes widened and she asked subconsciously, "When did I fall in love early?"

Let's not talk about whether she is in love or not. She is almost... eighteen years and one hundred and eight months old this year. Even if she wants to fall in love early, she has missed that time, okay?

"What do you call puppy love?"

Xiao Nanfeng's father pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was being hugged tightly by Princess Yifei, and teased: "Yifei, although freedom of love is advocated now, you are thirteen years old this year. Isn't it too much to find a thirty-year-old?" ...A little freer?”

Yifei raised her eyebrows in surprise: "Me? Thirteen?"

By the way, when Nanfeng was eight years old, he was indeed almost thirteen years old.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and pointed at himself in surprise: "Me? Thirty?"

No, I'm not Zhang Wei, so how could I have the appearance of being thirty years old!

"Otherwise?" Xiao Nanfeng's father asked.

"I...ah!!!"

Before Xiaoxian could reply, Yifei withdrew the hand held by the princess and silently took a few steps back.

Just like that, Xiaoxian fell onto his butt.

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up holding his buttocks. He looked at Yifei in disbelief: "Hu Yifei, are you sick?"

Yifei snorted without even looking at him: "If I don't let go, how long will you, a grown man, want to lean on me?"

"Forehead……"

When Xiaoxian heard this, his eyes began to wander. He really hadn't thought about this just now.

Xiao Nanfeng's father didn't seem to intend to bother with this "year-old love" anymore. He looked at the others and asked: "Since you are friends of Yifei and the little guy, then you are called according to Yifei's seniority. I am a brother, or..."

"Brother." Everyone shouted in unison.

If he was still slower, everyone would have to call Xiao Nanfeng uncle according to his seniority.

Although it is not an exaggeration to say that they call Xiao Nanfeng's father uncle, they all feel the same as Yifei. They always feel that they will suffer a loss if they call him uncle.

"very good."

Xiao Nanfeng’s father nodded with satisfaction: “Everyone here is a guest, why don’t you come up with me and sit down first.

"My wife and I will go out to buy some food later. Let's all stay here for lunch today."

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this, so were they finally going to see the mysterious Nanfeng mother?

Originally, they had no intention of coming to the Deep Dream just to take a look at Nanfeng's mother, but since they are here now, there shouldn't be any problem in meeting her, right?

Just as everyone was thinking about it, they saw a young woman wearing pink home clothes and a volcanic mud mask running out of the building in a hurry.

"Chu, are you sick?"

Xiao Nanfeng's mother threw herself into the arms of Xiao Nanfeng's father and complained aggrievedly: "I went to apply a facial mask, but as soon as I turned my head, you jumped off the balcony. Do you know that you almost scared me?" die!"

She angrily hit Xiao Nanfeng's father several times with her weak fists: "I wanted to come down to find you, but the elevator was broken again today, and you made me run up the stairs of more than ten floors in one breath! "

"My dear, I was wrong."

Xiao Nanfeng's father comforted him repeatedly: "In the worst case, I can ask you to dance with me next time, okay?"

"Hmph, that's pretty much it."

"And me!" Xiao Nanfeng raised his hands excitedly, "I want to dance too!"

"Okay, okay, let's dance together as a family next time."

Everyone: "..."

(⊙o⊙)? ! !

This, this, this...

Isn’t this a mental illness? ! !

Mario touched the goosebumps all over his body and said tremblingly: "How did their family manage to use such a warm tone and say such hellish words?"

Youyou swallowed and shook her head like a rattle: "This is also the first time I've heard that jumping off a building can be a parent-child activity."

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped.

Wan Yu turned to look at Yifei: "Feifei, Nanfeng's mother... turns out to be a tease too?"

Yifei objected in a low voice, "It's impossible. His mother is a human spirit among human spirits. She is completely different from the person in front of her."

That would be strange.

Everyone was suspicious again.

Although everyone is not familiar with the figure of the woman in front of them, and has no impression of the hazy face covered in volcanic mud mask, but just like Xiao Nanfeng's father, his mother also gives everyone an extremely familiar look. Feel.

While they were thinking, Xiao Nanfeng's father had already told his lover about the current situation.

"Oh, Yifei...she has grown so big?

Xiao Nanfeng's mother turned to look at Yifei: "Then you should call me..."

"sister in law?"

"Be good."

She looked at the others again: "Since you are Yifei and..."

"sister in law."

Before she could finish her words, everyone had already responded with experience.

They finally figured it out. Xiao Nanfeng's parents seemed to like hearing people call them a few times.

However, compared with their family’s parent-child activities of jumping off buildings in groups, this hobby is considered very normal.

"very good."

Xiao Nanfeng's mother nodded with satisfaction: "Then you go up and sit down first. I'm going out to buy groceries now. Let's all have dinner here today at noon."

Without waiting for everyone to agree, she turned around and headed to the vegetable market.

"Dear." Xiao Nanfeng's father took her arm and reminded, "Are you sure you brought your wallet and mobile phone?"

She looked down at her empty hands and her home pajamas without even a pocket, and patted her forehead as if she had just woken up from a dream.

"Ah, I forgot."

Seeing that she was about to climb upstairs to get her wallet and mobile phone, Xiao Nanfeng's father quickly suggested: "How about I go with you?"

"Hmm...good idea!"

As she spoke, she took Xiao Nanfeng's father's hand and walked forward.

Xiao Nanfeng's father put his hand on his forehead helplessly: "Dear... the supermarket is on the right."

"Forehead……"

Xiao Nanfeng's mother paused in her steps and said harshly: "I know, I plan to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables."

"The vegetable market is also on the right."

"oh."

Xiao Nanfeng's mother stopped and hesitated for a while before turning her head and smiling sweetly: "Hubby~, which side is on the right?"

"...Forget it, let me lead the way."

He put Xiao Nanfeng down in his arms and warned, "Take them upstairs first, we'll go buy some groceries and we'll be right back."

Xiao Nanfeng nodded: "Remember to keep an eye on her, otherwise the food won't be bought and the person will get lost again."

"good."

Xiao Nanfeng's father reluctantly and dotingly pulled Xiao Nanfeng's mother away, who was still wearing a facial mask, leaving only Xiao Nanfeng and everyone who was lost in thought.

Yifei rubbed her chin, her expression extremely distorted: "Forgetful, crazy, and so coquettish...it can't be possible!"

Everyone also looked like an old man on the subway looking at his cell phone.

Xiao Nanfeng's mother's behavior easily reminded them of a person in the apartment, a person who didn't show up the whole time and everyone thought he was killed by the murderer.

But... this would be too messy!

Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively: "Could it be that...Nan Feng has an Oedipus complex?"

"Teacher Zeng, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Things like Oedipus are too perverted."

"Then how do you explain..."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly froze in the middle of his words. His eyes widened and he looked at the dark-faced Xiao Nanfeng in front of him in disbelief.

"south wind?"

"Yeah." Xiao Nanfeng nodded.

Guan Gu asked excitedly: "Nanfeng, have you woken up from your sweet dream?"

"Wake up?" Xiao Nanfeng said with a smile, "I have never been immersed in sweet dreams."

Everyone was completely confused now. What was going on?

Xiaoxian in a suit coughed lightly: "Why don't I explain it to you?"

He pointed at Xiao Nanfeng in front of everyone and said: "He is Nanfeng, but not the Nanfeng we know."

"He is Nanfeng's imaginary partner."

Here it comes