Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 532 Xiaoxian's confession
Nan Feng's words really shocked everyone. Even Wan Yu, who only knew how to make egg fried rice, couldn't help but say: "But even if you only know how to make eggs, there is no need to buy so many kinds of eggs. ”
"Oh, you don't understand the realm of this chef. Even if you are just making eggs, the skill involved is very deep."
Nanfeng pointed to the eggs he bought and talked about the ending he had prepared for these eggs in an orderly manner.
"Eggs are relatively tender and can be used to make scrambled eggs, duck eggs are used to fry poached eggs, salted eggs are cut into a dish, and preserved eggs are used to chop and cook preserved egg lean meat porridge..."
Nanfeng paused, then slapped his forehead and said in frustration: "Damn, I actually forgot to buy lean meat!
"But it's not a big problem. Otherwise...you guys try preserved egg fried rice?"
"Alas……"
Everyone waved their hands repeatedly, with rejection written all over their faces.
The preserved egg fried rice is full of the feeling of dark cuisine.
They had a delicious meal of Fried Egg Fried Rice yesterday, but they didn't want to experience the taste of dark cuisine again today.
"All right."
Nanfeng's tone was full of pity, and he continued: "It's okay, in fact, the preserved egg porridge should also taste good.
"If it doesn't work, you can try Zhang Wei's all-purpose seasoning. It will definitely taste better than simple preserved egg porridge."
"All-purpose seasoning?"
Yifei, who likes to cook, suddenly became excited: "I didn't expect that Zhang Wei, a person who rarely cooks, would actually have the secret seasoning formula hidden in his hand.
"Nanfeng, please tell me how to make his all-purpose seasoning. I'll find a notebook and write it down."
Nanfeng laughed out loud when he heard this: "What kind of formula is there? Zhang Wei's all-purpose seasoning is the seasoning bag for instant noodles."
"ah?"
Everyone was shocked.
Nanfeng spread his hands and explained with a smile: "Zhang Wei loves to eat instant noodles, and sometimes he can eat two or three bags at a time. But he is worried that eating too much instant noodles seasoning will be bad for his health, so he only puts one seasoning package in every time. He saved a lot of spices.
"Zhang Wei, as you all know, it is impossible to expect him to throw away the seasoning packet, so he uses the remaining seasoning packet as a universal seasoning.
“For example, he would use oil buns that he had saved for a long time to fry eggs, sausages, etc. He would sprinkle the flour buns on hand cakes, steamed buns, and flower rolls, and then heat the sauce buns and put them on a plate. Come and dip the fries…
"You can try it later. The instant noodles-flavored preserved egg porridge should be very good."
Everyone was stunned when they heard this.
Is this Zhang Wei’s all-purpose seasoning?
This is too outrageous!
Yifei rolled her eyes upward and complained in disgust: "Zhang Wei eats instant noodles every day, but he is actually worried that eating too much instant noodles seasoning is bad for his health...and he didn't eat these seasonings in the end. What!”
"It's not like he ate everything himself." Nan Feng pursed his lips and snickered, "I remember last time Teacher Zeng had a cold, the chicken soup Zhang Wei cooked for him was a seasoning packet of chicken noodles stewed with mushrooms and some chicken essence. Cooked.”
"What?!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked. He gritted his teeth and said angrily: "I just said why he didn't even see a piece of chicken in his chicken soup. Zhang Wei also lied to me and said it was because his chicken soup was well stewed and all the meat melted in the soup." !”
Fortunately, he was so stingy as Zhang Wei that he would give a bowl of chicken soup to his sick self. Tears of emotion welled up in his eyes.
If his orientation hadn't been normal, he might have committed himself to Zhang Wei at that time!
As a result, my sincerity was rewarded by Zhang Wei's tricks.
He is tired, the world might as well be destroyed.
Mario, who was outspoken and naturally stupid, complained: "I don't think Zhang Wei can be blamed. He probably didn't expect that Mr. Zeng, you haven't even eaten instant noodles."
"Nonsense, how could I never have instant noodles before." Xiaoxian curled his lips, "I just never had mushroom stewed chicken noodles."
The crowd roared with laughter.
When Nanfeng mentioned the ingredients he had purchased, he confidently assured everyone: "Anyway, this time I will show you my hand in the dream."
Before anyone could reply, he straightened his back and walked majestically toward the kitchen.
Curious, Wan Yu and Youyou followed Nan Feng to the kitchen, wanting to see Nan Feng's cooking skills in his dream.
Yifei and the others sat back on the sofa. Guangu covered his mouth and asked in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "Do you feel that Nanfeng seems to have matured a lot in the dream - he has never taken the initiative to cook before. idea.”
Yifei quickly turned her head and glanced at Nanfeng. She saw that Nanfeng was still sorting the ingredients, obviously not paying much attention to their discussion, and then she bent down and whispered back.
"Of course, in reality he is just a child, but in the dream he became his own father... Although this relationship is quite strange, a man must be more mature when he becomes a father."
Yifei and Guan Gu were chatting quietly when Wanyu suddenly heard a curious inquiry from behind.
"Nanfeng, what are you using these ostrich eggs for?"
"This ostrich egg is so amazing. I'm going to use it to make a super delicious ostrich egg cake."
Guangu and Yifei were silent for a while after hearing this.
"Just now we talked about Nanfeng's maturity..."
"...As if we didn't say anything."
"agree!"
At this time, Nanfeng was still introducing how to make the ostrich egg cake: “Just cut a hole in the tip of the egg and beat the egg liquid inside evenly with chopsticks.
"Then pour out half of the egg liquid and add sugar, baking powder, salad oil, ice cream, and concentrated lemon juice to the ostrich eggs...
"After stirring evenly, restore the cut eggshells, and finally put it in the microwave for a bite, and then..."
"Then the whole microwave is going to explode!"
Guangu stood up in shock. He looked at Nanfeng in great shock: "Who taught you to put the restored ostrich eggs in the microwave!"
"What's the problem?"
It was not Nanfeng who asked this question, but Yifei.
"you……"
Guangu's eyes widened and he was speechless for a moment: "Anyway, eggs cannot be heated in a microwave oven, otherwise the internal pressure of the eggs will be too high and they will explode!"
Xiaoxian in a suit added silently: "And if you put messy things like sugar and baking powder into the ostrich eggs, who knows if the microwave oven will explode."
Nan Feng said oh, and then he asked: "Then where can I buy the special microwave oven that I saw in the video that puts things in and then takes out the cake after a while?"
…
Sekiya replied with a wooden face: "That's the oven."
"Oh, the oven."
Nanfeng and Yifei nodded in realization.
Xiaoxian in the suit was silent, and suddenly he turned to Zeng Xiaoxian and said: "If Nanfeng wants to learn cooking in reality, you must stop him!
"And Yifei... forget it, she has been cooking in 3601 for so many years and nothing has happened to her. This is a miracle.
"You should always do good deeds. I hope miracles will always bless the people in 3601."
The expression on Zeng Xiaoxian's face was dull for a moment.
Wan Yu and Youyou also hunched their necks and fled out of the kitchen in a panic. They had to stay away from this kitchen idiot who couldn't even tell the difference between an oven and a microwave.
...Although the two of them couldn't tell the difference between an oven and a microwave.
"What's going on?"
Yu Mo and Xiao Nanfeng walked out of the bathroom. Seeing the fear on everyone's faces, she guessed what happened with a glance.
"Oh A Dong, I know you can't handle it alone, so let's work together.
As she spoke, she rolled up her sleeves, tied her tail into a ponytail, and walked slowly into the kitchen.
Youyou poked Xiao Nanfeng: "What the hell is A Dong?"
Xiao Nanfeng made a quiet gesture, not to let Yu Mo hear: "A Dong is my father's name, his name is Chu Dongshan."
"Dongshan?" Xiaoxian smiled mischievously, "So your dad is the Wind Eagle Man."
“It’s the mountain of mountains!”
Xiaonan glared at him angrily.
Guan Gu suddenly realized: "So Yu Mo really hasn't woken up from his sweet dream. No wonder her attitude towards us is not very enthusiastic."
Wan Yu suddenly discovered something interesting: "I remember that the old man of the Nanfeng family is called Chu Zhongtian, and the old man's name is..."
"Chu Beihai." Yifei covered her mouth and said with a smile, "The surname Chu in their village is basically passed down from generation to generation in the order of [southeast, northwest, middle]."
Xiaoxian smiled even more happily: "Let me just say that your hometown is Light and Shadow Village, Xiao Yanlongxia, hahahaha..."
"hehe……"
Xiao Nanfeng smiled coldly and stepped on him with all her strength. Xiaoxian, who was so carried away by this moment, couldn't laugh anymore.
"ah!"
Zeng Xiaoxian hugged his feet and screamed loudly in pain, but what was louder than his screams of pain was Yu Mo's scream.
Everyone turned to look at the kitchen in surprise, only to see Yu Mo shrinking back in panic with her eyes closed. The stove in front of her was blazing with raging fire. The flames surrounded the oil pot on the stove and spread all the way to the pot. The hot oil inside.
boom!
With the loud explosion of the flame, the fiery tongues of flames rolled directly onto the wooden wall cabinet directly above the stove. The wall cabinet also began to burn blazingly, and the thick black smoke dispersed in all directions.
"What's going on?" Nanfeng on the other side of the refrigerator exclaimed.
Yu Mo heard Nanfeng's voice, and she ran to Nanfeng for help without thinking: "I just turned on the fire, put in the oil, and then went to get the eggs. Why did it suddenly burn!"
"It's okay, it's okay."
Nan Feng covered Yu Mo's eyes with one hand, dumbfounded, and lightly snapped his fingers with the other hand.
The raging fire that was spreading unbridled around suddenly stopped with the snap of fingers. Almost in the next moment, the prairie fire dissipated, leaving only the billowing smoke and the blackened wall cabinets to prove how ferocious the fire was.
Yifei and others were choked by the thick smoke and coughed repeatedly. While coughing, Xiaoxian in a suit slapped Zeng Xiaoxian hard: "Remember... cough cough... there is another Yumo, ten million... cough cough... ten million Don't let her come into the kitchen and start a fire!"
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in agreement and said, "I finally understand. The chefs cook to make money, but the three of them are killing their lives by cooking!"
Fortunately this is a dream world, otherwise they would be busy putting out fires now.
Guangu was so smoked that he burst into tears. He murmured to himself: "Now I understand why my father said to go to the kitchen with awe in mind - it is really dangerous if you are not in awe. !”
"What are they talking about?" Yu Mo asked as Nan Feng covered his eyes.
"It's okay." Nanfeng paused and continued, "Everyone has put out the fire."
Yu Mo was shocked: "So fast? But I didn't hear anything."
"Because they are very professional." Nanfeng joked.
Yu Mo nodded: "Oh."
Nanfeng looked at the burned-out kitchen and sighed helplessly.
"How about... let's order takeout."
"agree!"
Everyone's tone was full of joy for surviving the disaster.
Even though this is a dream world and nothing serious can happen, if Nan Feng and Yu Mo are left busy in the kitchen, who knows what more terrifying things will happen.
…
More than two hours later, after everyone finished eating the sumptuous takeaway, they all leaned back on their chairs, touched their swollen bellies and let out contented moans.
"Cool!"
Although the quality of this takeaway restaurant is average, compared to Nanfeng's [Ostrich Egg Fried Egg] and Yumo's [Fire Kitchen], now even if Yifei cooks, they will feel that what they are eating is the world's delicacy.
Yu Mo touched her belly and got up to go to the toilet. Nanfeng saw this and asked everyone:
"Now that we've finished eating, let's chat and eat."
Nanfeng asked: "Tell me how you got here, I'm curious."
"Forehead……"
Everyone fell into silence.
"What's wrong?"
Nan Feng smiled and teased: "Isn't it because it's too embarrassing that you are embarrassed to tell me?"
Everyone looked at each other and then said in various ways: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."
"Yes, it's really embarrassing."
“It’s so unbearable to look back on!”
"We don't want to remember it at all, not at all!"
"Yes, let all our dark history disappear in our dreams."
"..."
Nan Feng crossed his arms and looked at these guys sideways.
Just when his sharp gaze was making everyone feel like they were sitting on pins and needles, like thorns piercing their backs, or something stuck in their throats, Nanfeng nodded slightly.
"Oh, so that's it..."
Youyou's eyes lit up: "So Nanfeng, you're not going to ask anymore?"
"That's not true. I'm more interested now."
Nanfeng curled his lips disdainfully: "And your acting skills are really terrible, especially you!
"Tang Youyou!"
"I?!!"
When Youyou heard this, her pupils trembled, and she pointed at herself in astonishment: "Am I the worst at acting?"
"I'm a professional actor!"
"But you are a big mouth."
Nanfeng rolled his eyes at Youyou: "We have known each other for almost a year, and this is the first time I have seen your desire to share so weak."
Youyou's momentum suddenly weakened by seven points.
"Why, you didn't get here by cheating, right?"
"Won't!"
"How could it be!"
"How is that possible!"
"..."
Everyone denied it while desperately exchanging glances with each other.
[According to circumstances. 】
[According to circumstances. 】
【Everyone, hurry up and adapt to the situation! 】
"south wind!"
Xiaoxian suddenly slapped the table hard. He stood up straight and looked at Nanfeng with a serious face.
"What's wrong?"
"I want to say..."
Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes and took a deep breath, as if he had made some kind of determination.
"I want to say... you are so handsome today!"
As Xiaoxian opened his eyes, the rare seriousness and earnestness on his face seamlessly transformed into a flattering and flattering smile.
"Um...thank you."
Nanfeng touched his flat face that had been smoothed and was too lazy to recover, and said thank you helplessly.
Everyone put their hands on their foreheads in pain.
It allows you to adapt to changing circumstances, and it doesn’t allow you to become stupid!
"All right."
Xiaoxian sighed and admitted in a low voice: "To be honest, we did come down directly from the first level of dreamland.
"But no matter what, it's time for you to come home with us."
Coming, coming
The dream chapter ends tomorrow
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