Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 536 Fatal Questions and Answers

"Huh?"

Yifei and Yumo were stunned when they heard each other's voice. They blinked blankly, then blinked again.

The two of them waved to each other at the same time, and tilted their heads in unison. They even tilted their heads in the same direction and angle.

"It always felt like something was wrong."

Yifei and Yumo said in unison again.

They looked up at the opposite side in confusion, and then looked down at themselves.

It was with this bow that the two finally realized something was wrong.

A person who could see his toes can now only see the turbulent waves, and a person who could not see his toes can now see everything at a glance.

Yu Mo said happily: "No, Mei Mengyi can actually enlarge breasts!"

Yifei wailed loudly with a sad face: "What's going on? Why did I shrink all of a sudden!"

The two were stunned when they heard each other's words. They seemed to finally realize what had happened. They looked up at each other again in unison.

Time seemed to freeze at this moment, leaving only the two of them dumbfounded.

"ah!!!"

Yifei and Yumo screamed, the sharp sound almost making the glass of the whole building shake.

"This, this, what's going on!"

"Yifei" who looked like Yu Mo pointed at herself opposite. She widened her eyes and asked in disbelief: "She is Hu Yifei, then who am I?"

"Yu Mo" who looked like Yifei also pushed his head and complained: "What is going on? Why did our appearance change even after we slept."

The shocked two people looked at everyone who was also shocked and dumbfounded.

As bystanders, everyone noticed something was wrong with Yifei and Yumo earlier than Yifei and Yumo, and already realized what happened to these two people.

As a result, everyone's outlook on life completely collapsed.

Compared with Yifei and Yumo, the problems that arise in Youyou and Teacher Zeng are at best appetizers.

Youyou is suffering from a language disorder. The worst case scenario is that she and her senior brother will form a group to talk cross talk together.

Although the appearance of Teacher Xian is unexpected, he is not an ordinary fantasy partner, but another personality of Teacher Zeng. It makes sense that he would use Zeng Xiaoxian's body to come out and play for a few days.

These are these two people, these two people...

This is unscientific!

Meijia swallowed in disbelief, and she whispered to Yifei and Yumo: "Yifei, Yumo, is it possible that you two have not become each other's appearance, but that you are in each other's bodies now?" inside?"

"ah?!!"

Yifei and Yumo looked at each other. Now their legs felt weak, and they almost couldn't even stand still.

Fortunately, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu on the side saw this and hurried forward to help the two people who were swaying.

"Oh my God."

His mind was empty at first, but now he was filled with curry sauce and poked at Nanfeng: "Teacher Nanfeng, do you know what happened?"

Nanfeng rubbed his face desperately, trying to wake himself up, but in the end he still had a dull face and replied with dull eyes: "This scene... I have never thought about it, let alone seen it. Passed."

In fact, Nanfeng had already sensed that something was going to go wrong when Xiaohei just said he would go see if everyone would give him any unexpected surprises when they woke up.

After all, I understand everything about this place called Love Apartment.

At first, he thought it was a surprise that Yunyu couldn't speak human words, but he didn't expect that Teacher Zeng's imaginary partner also ran out inexplicably.

It would be fine if the surprise stopped here, but Nanfeng never expected that Yifei and Yumo would be the highlight of the day.

Is this the unexpected little surprise that Xiao Hei said?

What the hell is this called a little surprise? ! !

Nan Feng looked at Xiao Hei blankly, and everyone seemed to have just realized who they should approach when this kind of problem arises.

At this moment, Xiao Hei was no less shocked than everyone else. In other words, he was the most shocked person in the entire suite.

After all, the degree of shock in everyone's heart is almost directly proportional to the person's IQ, education, and knowledge level.

Girls like Mika, Curry Sauce and others who take the silly route and have empty heads are more shocked in the direction of: [What is going on? 】,【what happened? ], [How is this done] and other surprises.

Although students with special skills like Nanfeng, Wanyu and Guangu also knew that Yifei and Yumo's matter was very unscientific, they didn't have much idea of ​​how unscientific it was, so their shock was only temporary. At the level of: [Even if it is outrageous, but I can still accept it if I bite the bullet].

High intellectuals like Zhang Wei and Xiuxi Xiaoxian are now so shocked that they can't even speak.

As for Xiao Hei...

"Wow, Xiaohei, your eyes are so red."

Zhang Wei looked at Xiao Hei, whose eyes were red and bloodshot, and found it very scary. He asked with concern: "Xiao Hei, are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay..."

Xiao Hei's eyes widened, and he scratched his head with his hands, quickly turning his hairstyle into a chicken coop.

"This, this..."

Xiao Hei scratched his head faster and faster, which made everyone frightened.

Wan Yu murmured in a low voice: "It's a good thing that Xiao Hei doesn't have dandruff, otherwise..."

Zi Qiao continued Wan Yu's words and sang: "Snow~~~flowers are fluttering, and the north wind is howling~~~.

"The world is vast and boundless~~~!"

Faced with Ziqiao and Wanyu's teasing, Xiao Hei completely ignored them. He scratched his head frantically, paced back and forth, and repeated: "This is impossible, this is unscientific!"

At this moment, the situation that happened to Yifei and Yumo was even difficult to describe with the three words "unscientific".

This is simply shattering my three views!

Suddenly Xiao Hei raised his head, his expression was like a drowning person grabbing the last straw on the water.

"Do you think there is such a possibility: Yifei is still Yifei, Yumo is still Yumo, but their self-cognition is misplaced."

"Yifei" and "Yumo" looked at each other blankly.

"Yifei" touched her face and said: "So in fact, I am not Yifei but Yumo, but I think I am Yifei?

"That's too much!"

"Yumo" nodded, she also felt that Xiao Hei's inference was extremely nonsense.

"Self-cognition misplacement... is there such a thing? "Nanfeng frowned, "Xiaohei, are you talking about personality transformation or self-transformation disorder?

"But this is not right. Yifei and Yumo have no psychological problems or mental illnesses. Besides, these two symptoms do not match their performance."

Nanfeng paused and continued, "Even if they really have self-perception dislocation as Xiaohei said, and they think of themselves as each other.

"But unless Yifei and Yumo have the same hearing and pronunciation ability as me, they can't speak in the same tone, rhythm, emotion, speed, and even the stress of reading words and the connection between words. "

Xiaohei became more and more irritated after hearing this: "I know! I know! ! I know! ! ! !

"But I can't say that they exchanged consciousness or simply exchanged souls!"

If the soul really exists, then Xiaohei should not consider whether he will win the Nobel Prize or how many he will win.

If people really have souls, please ask Nobel to come and give him the award in person!

"I think you don't have to be so arbitrary, Nanfeng."

The quick-witted Ziqiao suggested: "It's very simple to find out whether the two of them have a self-perception dislocation as Xiaohei said. Let's all ask them some questions about themselves to test them.

"If Yifei and Yumo think they are each other, then they can't even have each other's memories, right?"

Xiaohei's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he gave Ziqiao a thumbs up: "Ziqiao, you are a fucking genius!"

Before Ziqiao could reply, Xiaohei urged anxiously: "Test, test quickly!"

Whether his shaky worldview can hold up depends on this test!

Zhanbo and Wanyu silently brought two small stools for Yifei and Yumo to sit on. Everyone stepped forward and stood in a circle around Yifei and Yumo.

Guan Gu poked Youyou and asked: "Dear, how about we leave this to everyone and go and check with Xiaohei first? "

Youyou waved her hands repeatedly, still saying those nonsense that no one could understand.

However, combined with what was happening at this moment and Youyou's personality, everyone guessed what Youyou wanted to say for the first time.

[If you want to check, go check it yourself first, I'll go later.]

[How can I miss such an interesting thing that Yifei and Yumo exchanged consciousness!]

Guan Gu saw that Youyou herself had language disorders, but she still had the time to gossip about Yifei and Yumo, he could only sigh with a smile.

However, thinking that Youyou had to squeeze into other people's confession scenes to watch the excitement on the night of her confession, Guan Gu could understand it.

As Yifei's younger brother, Zhanbo and Yumo have been siblings since childhood, and he naturally became the host and judge of this test.

He coughed lightly, and then said solemnly: "Sister, Sister Yumo, we will randomly ask you questions next, and the content may involve your hobbies, experiences, privacy, etc.

"No matter who we ask questions about, you two must answer as quickly as you can.

"Do you understand?"

"Yifei" and "Yumo" nodded.

"Yifei" in Yumo's image slapped his thigh and raised his head and shouted very heroically: "Come on!"

"Yumo" in Yifei's image pouted and muttered like a wronged young wife: "Yifei, don't slap your thigh with my body, my legs are red from you!"

"Hiss..."

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched uncontrollably when they saw this. They never thought in the dream world that they would have the opportunity to see the heroic and manly Yumo and the gentle young wife Yifei.

How could everyone be so worthy of such an eye-catching scene!

"The questioning begins."

Zhanbo, as the initiator, asked the first question. He said seriously: "The questions I am going to ask are very sensitive. You should be prepared."

"Oh? "

Everyone immediately became interested, and they all pricked up their ears to listen to Zhanbo's questions.

"Excuse me: Does Sister Yumo like to eat green peppers?"

Everyone: (⊙⊙)?

Youyou complained and said a bunch of incomprehensible words.

Meijia, who was speechless by Zhanbo, helped translate: "Youyou means: Zhanbo, the question you asked is too...sensitive."

Zhanbo blinked his eyes, he didn't quite understand the meaning of Meijia's words.

"Yifei" and "Yumo" also felt that Zhanbo's question was indeed a bit stupid, but they still answered in unison: "I don't like it."

Curry Sauce asked tentatively: "Excuse me, what is Sister Yifei's favorite food?"

"Fried rice with egg, egg pancake with two eggs, hand-pulled pancake with two eggs, and pancake with two eggs." The two said in unison.

Guan Gu opened his mouth expressionlessly: "So Yifei, you just simply like food with two eggs, right?"

Ziqiao didn't know what he was thinking, he grinned and smiled: "Oh~ roar!"

Meijia on the side glared at him fiercely: "Disgusting!"

Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and put his head close to Meijia: "You don't know what I'm thinking if you're not disgusting?"

Meijia was too lazy to pay attention to Ziqiao anymore, she moved Ziqiao's head away and asked: "Excuse me: Which bag is Yumo's favorite?"

"Yifei" and "Yumo": "Next!"

Zhang Wei raised his hand and spoke: "Excuse me: What is Yifei's favorite activity? ”

“Competition, a winnable competition!”

Wan Yu asked casually: “Excuse me: What does Yu Mo hate most about boys?”

“It’s scumbags!”

Then, everyone asked some questions about the two’s likes and dislikes, and they answered at the same time every time, and even the answers were surprisingly consistent.

“No, why do you keep asking them what they like and what they hate?”

Xiao Hei became more and more speechless: “They have been good sisters for so many years, if they can’t even answer such questions, they are fake sisters.

“I beg you, can you ask some useful questions?”

Zhan Bo was stunned when he heard it: “For example?”

“For example…”

Nan Feng suddenly asked: “Excuse me, what is Yu Mo’s maximum weight?”

“Yu Mo” widened his eyes and looked at Nan Feng in disbelief.

“One hundred and eighty pounds!”

She spoke word by word, gritting her teeth, and stared at Nan Feng with an extremely resentful look.

Nan Feng’s eyes twitched slightly.

He was often stared at by Yu Mo with such eyes, but it was the first time that he was stared at by "Yu Mo" who looked like Yi Fei.

"Yi Fei" paused when she heard the question, and then answered confidently.

"Two hundred and five pounds!"

"Huh?"

Everyone's eyes lit up. This was the first time that the two of them gave different answers.

Everyone turned to look at Nan Feng.

Unexpectedly, Nan Feng just shrugged: "I don't know the correct answer to this question."

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Nan Feng: "You don't know the answer, so why are you asking?"

Nan Feng pursed his lips, he held back a smile and said: "Is it possible... I asked because I want to know the answer to this question."

Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and then they suddenly realized.

"Oh..."

Everyone's eyes suddenly bloomed with dazzling brilliance.

[It turns out that you can play like this! 】

Here it comes

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