Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Yu Mo" knows that Nanfeng always likes to carry some magic props with him. She actually likes Nanfeng to do little magic tricks for herself from time to time, giving her little surprises.

She has always been curious about how Nanfeng did those seemingly impossible things, but Nanfeng has always been unwilling to decipher the magic for herself, saying that it would affect her sense of expectation and the surprise of seeing the magic.

Now looking at these magic props hidden in Nanfeng's sleeves, "Yu Mo" suddenly felt that those seemingly magical magic were actually just that.

No wonder Nanfeng is unwilling to decrypt it.

"Yu Mo" thought about it and immediately felt that Nan Feng was carrying these magic props with him, giving people a ridiculous feeling.

"Yu Mo" played with the poker in his hand and asked casually: "Then these playing cards are also magic props?"

Nanfeng carefully moved his right arm and explained: "That's not the case. These playing cards are mental attacks."

"What's the meaning?"

Nan Feng stretched out his left hand to take the playing cards from "Yu Mo" and shook them gently. "Yu Mo" stared at Nan Feng's movements the whole time, but he couldn't see clearly how the playing cards disappeared from his hand. .

Even so, Nanfeng still showed a slightly disappointed expression. Apparently, the flexibility of his newly recovered left hand was not yet up to his requirements.

Nanfeng paused and began to explain to "Yu Mo": "As we all know, in this complex human society, some truths are not convenient to tell.

“At this time, some playing cards with special meaning can serve as a tactful reminder.

"For example, when you want to mock someone as a clown, you can tell him: Here is your ID card and a copy."

As Nanfeng spoke, his left hand trembled slightly, and two jokers, one large and one small, instantly slipped from his sleeve into his hand.

He handed the pair of kings to "Yu Mo" and then said: "For another example, if you want to remind someone of his body shape in a subtle way, you can tell him: I'm sorry for A."

Nanfeng said and conjured two Aces again.

"besides……"

"That's enough."

"Yu Mo" knew that Nan Feng was not talking about her, but she still felt a little angry.

She raised her eyes and looked at Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, is this a subtle reminder?

"This is obviously a mockery of someone's face and a murderous act. You really want others to come forward and beat you up, right?"

Nan Feng smiled mischievously and said, "That's why I've never used this poker trick.

"I'm planning to persuade Qiao and Teacher Zeng to give them a try first.

"As long as the two of them don't get beaten up for using this set of poker words, I think implicit expressions like this will have great promotion significance."

"Yu Mo" heard this and just pursed his lips, looking at Nanfeng as if he were looking at his naughty son.

She feels that her ability to accept new things is already the strongest among the girls in the apartment.

But faced with Nanfeng's overly abstract brain circuit, she still felt dumbfounded from time to time.

But this is what she likes about Nanfeng.

Living with Nan Feng, you will never worry that your fantastic ideas will not be understood by the other party, because the ghost ideas in his mind are more bizarre than those you think of.

"Yu Mo" noticed that Nan Feng had been slightly moving the beaten arm, and she hurried forward: "Stop talking nonsense, quickly lift up your sleeves, and let me see how you are doing."

After dismantling Nanfeng's messy magic props, "Yu Mo" finally succeeded in lifting Nanfeng's sleeves and saw the black and purple slap marks he had left on him.

Those who knew it was Nan Feng joking with "Yu Mo" and was beaten by her, but those who didn't know thought Nan Feng had been hit by the legendary Xuan Ming Divine Palm.

So the next step is for him to practice the Nine Yang Divine Art and the Great Shift of the Universe, and then first kill Shaolin, and then Wudang, so that I, Nan Feng, can become the king of the martial arts world!

Seeing how scary the bruise was, Yu Mo lowered her head and her mood instantly reached rock bottom.

"After being beaten like this, you still say it's okay."

"It's really okay. It's just a bruise. It's not worth mentioning to me."

Nanfeng pretended to be relaxed and said: "When I was a child, I took away the half bottle of Maotai that the old man kept at the bottom of the box. After filling it with water, I followed the example of Liu Guan and Zhang Liyuan in the village."

"Isn't it Taoyuan?"

"I know, but our village only has pear orchards."

When Nanfeng thought about the scene at that time, he covered his face in regret: "At that time, we, a dozen children named Chu, were carrying bowls bigger than our faces, which were full of Moutai mixed with water.

"We are sworn brothers of the same sex. We do not seek to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, nor do we seek to die in the same year, the same month and the same day. We only seek to be brothers of the same mind, who can cut through gold and overthrow the cruel rule of the female devil Hu Yifei in one fell swoop."

"Yu Mo" chuckled, and his originally depressed mood suddenly improved a lot.

Sure enough, when a person is in a bad mood, other people's dark history is the best elixir to heal the mood.

"Then what?"

"Then……"

Nanfeng still feels pain everywhere in his body when he thinks about it: "Then a dozen of us drunkenly chased dogs and geese in the village with sticks, and finally we were beaten up severely by Yifei.

"Then I was whipped hard by the old man with a stick. I was bruised and bruised all over my body. Finally, I was rubbed with medicinal wine, and I was fine in two days."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Yu Mo" couldn't help but burst into laughter.

After "Yu Mo" finished laughing, she carefully checked Nan Feng's arm again. Seeing that Nan Feng was indeed only bruised and looked a little scary, and there was nothing else serious, she was relieved.

After Nan Feng put all the messy magic props back in place, the two continued to walk on the road to the school.

Nan Feng walked while carefully moving his arms.

The old man's beating was just cruel, he always had a sense of measure, but "Yu Mo" obviously couldn't control his strength.

Nan Feng didn't expect that she was just a little bit naughty, and as a result, her bones were almost broken by "Yu Mo".

How could she forget that she was now Yi Fei's body?

Nan Feng, who was rarely taught a lesson for her own death, decided... next time when she was naughty, she would stay a little further away from "Yu Mo", at least she couldn't be hit so easily by her.

Not naughty?

That's impossible!

Nanfeng thought about it and asked "Yu Mo" curiously: "Why did you rush out in such a panic just now?"

"Yu Mo" sighed and told Nanfeng everything that happened just now.

Nanfeng listened to "Yu Mo"'s story quietly. He couldn't help but confirm again: "You said that Zhao Lele's cousin fell in love with Yifei, and she fell in love with Zhanbo?"

"Yu Mo" nodded.

Nanfeng sighed: "Then they really are targeting Yifei and her brother and sister."

He had met Zhao Lele several times when he came to find Yifei before. Why couldn't he see that she liked Zhanbo?

Nanfeng looked at "Yumo": "So what are you going to do? Go to dinner in Yifei's place tomorrow night?"

"I'm not that bored."

"Yumo" snorted: "I'll go back tonight and ask Yifei to tell Lele that Zhanbo has something to do tomorrow night, and let the four of them make another appointment.

"In this way, after we change back, maybe I can go to secretly watch the fun. Isn't this easier than helping her eat in Yifei's identity?"

Nanfeng chuckled: "You are not stupid."

"Yumo" made a face at Nanfeng, which made Nanfeng get goosebumps again.

She suddenly asked: "By the way, I also want to ask why you suddenly want to come to school today? You are not here to help Yifei to see if I have made any mistakes in my work, right?"

"...That's not the case. "

Nanfeng stared at Yumo, who was smiling beside him, with a strange look on his face. He thought about it again and again, and swallowed the words "I miss you" into his stomach.

There was no way. No matter how naughty he was, he couldn't say such words to Yifei's face.

Nanfeng and Yifei have been playing together since childhood. With Zhanbo, they are three siblings.

That's right, he and Yifei are brothers, and Zhanbo is a sister.

No matter what, Nanfeng subconsciously didn't think of the domineering Yifei as a girl when he was a child.

If he said such words to Yifei's face, wouldn't it be the same as coming out?

This is really perverted and shameful, embarrassing and... a little exciting?

[Huh...]

Nanfeng was disgusted by his own thoughts. It can only be said that being too fond of trying new things is sometimes not a good thing.

Looking at "Yumo" who had been waiting for his answer, Nanfeng looked forward and explained lightly: "I am here to send Zhanbo. He has something to do here.

"Since we're here, I'll ask you how you feel about role-playing today."

"Zhanbo?"

"Yumo" became more curious after hearing this: "Isn't Zhanbo going to work today?"

Nanfeng nodded: "So we can only come during lunch break, and I'll take him back to the company later."

"So what exactly is Zhanbo doing at school?"

Nanfeng's mouth curled up slightly, he silently walked away from "Yumo" a few steps, and then began to tease: "Anyway, he's not here to fall in love, send flowers, make dinner appointments, or chase big sisters."

"Yumo": ? ? ?

Here I come, here I come