Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Woo, woo, woo, my waist!"

Curry covered her waist and pitifully gnawed on a meat bun that was bigger than her face.

Guangu and Youyou had just beaten her up, and Curry finally understood what happened last night.

"Okay, I just checked your waist, and it's fine. It will only hurt for a few hours at most."

"Yifei" comforted Curry, and she muttered to the two of them: "Your side effects are really weird. I don't know how it was triggered, and I don't know what it is."

"Is this synaesthesia or a short-term exchange of consciousness?

Guangu and Curry shook their heads. Not to mention "Yifei", even they couldn't explain it.

"Yifei" poked Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, what do you think?"

Nanfeng thought for a while and said: "Of course I sat and watched."

"Ah? ”

He chuckled and said, “I don’t think you need to worry too much. For Guan Gu and Curry Sauce, the side effects that have almost no effect are already a good sign.”

Youyou’s eyes widened when she heard this. She pointed to her lips with teeth marks, and the meaning in her eyes was quite obvious.

[Is it okay for me to say this?]

Nanfeng spread his hands and smiled, “Then you young lovers should restrain yourself these days and don’t kiss during Curry Sauce’s meal time.”

“Ahem…”

Guan Gu and Youyou blushed.

Nanfeng continued, “But if you don’t restrain yourself, it’s okay. With their frequency of only one attack every three days, Guan Gu and Curry Sauce’s brains may return to normal before the side effects appear for the second time.”

“Okay.”

Although Guan Gu and Curry Sauce were still a little worried, they also understood that worrying was useless.

Everyone continued to eat breakfast. Halfway through, Meijia suddenly asked, “By the way, where is Teacher Xian? Should we ask him to have breakfast together? "

Nanfeng shook his head: "No, Teacher Xian is not in the bedroom now."

"Ah?"

Everyone became curious when they heard this. Where could Xiaoxian go at this time except for work?

Meijia said cautiously: "Do you feel that Teacher Xian doesn't like to play with us?"

Nanfeng nodded. They also felt the same way.

But everyone can understand Teacher Xian's thoughts. He finally came out once, so he naturally didn't want to waste time in a small apartment with old acquaintances like them.

Besides, even if the two Xiaoxians are Zeng Xiaoxian, for Meijia and others who have never seen Xiaoxian in the dream world, Teacher Xian and Teacher Zeng are still different.

"Normal."

Ziqiao was obviously very unhappy that Xiaoxian in the suit overshadowed him yesterday, but at this time he spoke well of Xiaoxian in the suit: "A good man should be like a lone wolf and go his own way.

"I'm usually not in the apartment at this time. Haven't I gone out to date girls?"

When Ziqiao said this, his expression froze for a moment.

He suddenly slapped the table hard, which scared Nanfeng and the others.

"They say the early bird catches the worm. Teacher Xian won't go to date girls so early, right?

"No, I can't just watch him pick up all the beauties in the apartment!

"Let's go, Meijia, let's continue to pursue our dreams!"

Ziqiao immediately stood up and dragged Meijia out the door. He was like a madman who wanted to continue his career of picking up girls.

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! You still think I didn't make enough trouble yesterday!"

After being tossed around by Ziqiao all day yesterday, Meijia, who was now tired, hungry and sleepy, angrily grabbed a steamed bun and threw it at Ziqiao's head.

Ziqiao covered his head and looked at Meijia in disbelief: "What are you doing? I paid you!"

"Just because you paid me doesn't mean you can do whatever you want, okay? I accompanied you here and there yesterday, and I was very professional.

"I'm very tired, very tired, I need to rest now!"

Meijia broke away from Ziqiao's hand, she sat down, and rolled her eyes at Ziqiao unhappily.

"And please, don't think that all men in the world are like you, who only think with their lower body, okay?

"Didn't Teacher Xian have an appointment with a career-oriented beauty tonight? How many more can he pick up in the daytime today?"

Meijia suddenly realized that something was wrong when she said this, she quickly covered her mouth and looked at "Yifei" nervously.

Others also followed Meijia's gaze and looked at Yifei.

"Yifei" looked up blankly, not understanding why these guys looked at her like this.

She immediately asked, "Why are you looking at me?"

Guangu asked "Yifei" in a low voice, "Yifei, Teacher Xian is going to have dinner with a beautiful woman tonight, what do you think?"

"Me? Of course I sat and watched."

"Yifei" didn't quite understand what Guangu meant: "I'm not very familiar with this Xiaoxian, I can't volunteer to help him check if the date is reliable, right?"

Guangu obviously didn't expect "Yifei" to answer like this, he was stunned for a moment and then asked, "What if it's Teacher Zeng, he has a date with a career-oriented beauty tonight..."

"Him?"

"Yifei" sneered, she said sarcastically without thinking, "With Zeng Xiaoxian, what kind of career-oriented beauty can he date?

"If Zeng Xiaoxian has such a date tonight, I must go over to see how he fails, and then laugh at him."

Everyone looked at each other, and now they understood "Yifei's" thoughts.

It seems that in the eyes of "Yifei", Xiaoxian in a suit is Xiaoxian in a suit, and the bitch Zeng is the bitch Zeng. The two of them are separate individuals and cannot be mixed up.

In other words, no matter what Xiaoxian in a suit has done during this period, "Yifei" will not be too interested in this imaginary partner of Zeng Xiaoxian.

Understanding "Yifei's" thoughts, everyone instantly lost interest in Xiaoxian in a suit going on a date tonight.

Anyway, according to "Yifei's" thoughts, even if Teacher Xian really developed a super-friendly relationship with a certain girl during this period, she should not be jealous...right?

Nanfeng looked at Ziqiao, who was scolded by Meijia before he calmed down. He asked curiously: "Ziqiao, you clearly know that Teacher Xian will only stay in reality for a few days at most, why do you have so much pressure on him?

"Jealousy of your own people, this is not like your style. "

Zi Qiao paused for a second after hearing this, then he waved his hand and said, "You don't understand, this is about my position as the best pick-up artist in my apartment, I will never give it up to anyone else!"

"Okay."

Although everyone didn't understand Zi Qiao's stronger desire to win than before, they could only choose to respect him.

...

After everyone finished breakfast, they went their separate ways and started to do their own things. Zi Qiao wanted to drag Mei Jia to the bar to pick up girls, but Mei Jia firmly refused again.

"I'm sorry, I'm not an unemployed vagrant like you, I also have things to do. "

Zi Qiao smiled contemptuously when hearing this.

Mei Jia is a life assistant. Now she doesn't need to help Guan Gu wash clothes, buy paints, deal with daily chores, and even doesn't need her to worry about cooking these days. What else can she do?

Then... Zi Qiao followed Mei Jia and watched her do invisible housework for the whole morning.

Before this, Zi Qiao had never thought that such a small apartment actually had so many messy housework to do besides sweeping, mopping, throwing garbage, washing dishes, and washing clothes.

For example, you have to regularly clean the grease in the kitchen, the sofa in the living room, the garbage in the vacuum cleaner, the hair blocked in the bathroom floor drain, the towels full of bacteria, and the toilet. Pour the unclogging agent into the waterway.

If the garbage bag is full, change it; if there is not enough toilet paper, add toilet paper; even if the bottled water in the water dispenser is running out, contact the relevant personnel to get water.

Not to mention that 3602 also has a troublesome Teddy. No matter how smart Jiang Elbow is, it can even carry a small stool to the toilet by itself under Meijia's training, and then step on the stool to go to the toilet, but it is still a dog.

Even if a dog can open a bag of dog food to fill its stomach, it will not bathe itself or clean its hair.

After a whole morning, Meijia, who was busy running around, did not complain of being tired, but Ziqiao leaned on the sofa and complained.

"Oh my God, I'm so tired!"

Ziqiao, who had been tossing all day yesterday, was unwilling to move again. He would stay on the sofa this afternoon.

"Bah, shame! "

Mei Jia couldn't help but spit at Zi Qiao when she saw him like this.

She saw that Zi Qiao refused to get up, so she just sat on the sofa and played with her phone.

Zi Qiao looked like Teacher Zeng at this moment. He was lying on the sofa like a salted fish without any dreams.

He tilted his head, slightly opened one eye and looked at Mei Jia, and asked as if he had a conscience: "Mei Jia, do you have to do so many messy housework every day?"

Mei Jia didn't exaggerate her contribution. She just said lightly: "How is it possible? I just do it regularly, and there is Curry Sauce to help me share the housework. Next time, it will be her turn. "

Zi Qiao nodded, and then he, who did nothing, began to complain: "You said such a small suite, why do you need to do so much housework?"

"Otherwise?"

Mei Jia swiped her phone, without raising her head, and sneered: "Do you think those garbage bags are full, tied into a knot, and then fly out of the door by themselves?

"Or do you think that these houseworks are not done by humans, but are actually the work of Jiang Elbow?"

"Huh?"

Mei Jia's eyes suddenly lit up, and she clapped her hands excitedly and said: "Yes, I can train Jiang Elbow to do housework!

"Even if it can't change the garbage bag, it can clean the hair accumulated in the floor drain, help change the toilet paper, and tidy up the shoes. "

"Woof?"

Jiang Elbow, who was playing with a ball next to the sofa, was stunned when he heard Mei Jia's words.

"Woof! "

[Dear sister Meijia, can you take a good look at me?]

[I am a dog, a dog!]

[Even if you don't treat dogs as dogs, I am just a little Teddy, not a golden retriever or a border collie!]

[I can go to the toilet and eat by myself now, isn't that enough? You still want me to help you with housework?]

[I am not a human, but you are also a real dog!]

Jiang Elbow said nothing, dropped the ball in his mouth and ran out.

[It doesn't matter if you do it yourself, or 3601, or even go to the devil Nanfeng.]

[At least they still treat dogs as dogs, and don't think of asking dogs to help with housework.]

[No, no, it’s slipping away! ]

Here it comes