In the morning in the Maldives, layers of white clouds surged in the blue sky with the breeze, and the bright sunlight pierced the gap between the clouds and the sky, making the whole world shine in a brilliant way.

The dazzling and eye-catching skylight pours on the sea like a tide, and the hunting south wind blows by, and the beautiful sea like azure sapphires ripples with golden water patterns one after another.

On the beach as white as snow, Zi Qiao, who has crazy hair and is wearing sunglasses, is lying leisurely on the sun lounger. He has a long straw in his mouth and is casually sipping the cocktail on the table. .

"Ah~~~"

Zi Qiao let out a groan of satisfaction, and the scene in front of him was deeply touching even to him, a pervert who only likes beautiful women.

He decided that from now on he would change his mind and start a new life.

I will never, ever, ever again... take the subway without evading fares!

Zi Qiao stretched out and couldn't help singing a cappella.

"I smile happily, and smile happily again, smiling to see that people in this world are not old."

"I smile happily, and smile happily again, hoping to live a happy life."

"I am smiling happily, smiling happily again, and I am treating wine like song."

"I'm smiling happily, and I'm smiling happily..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't be mad. Who can sing like you and play the tune as long as you can?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly appeared out of nowhere. While taking crazy selfies on his mobile phone, he asked Zi Qiao: "Ziqiao, what do you think I should do to take the picture so that it doesn't look deliberate, but also allows people to see at a glance that I'm doing this right now?" How about resting on Lam International Bank’s Seven Star Resort Island?”

Zi Qiao smiled and couldn't help complaining: "Teacher Zeng, I don't think it matters where you take the pictures, nor does it matter what you take. Anyway, no one will see what you post on Moments."

Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "Why?"

Zi Qiao shrugged and said with a smile: "Because no one who knows you will look at photos of you pouting, acting cute, and doing scissor hands, okay?"

"But, this is the invincible selfie technique I learned from Meijia."

Zi Qiao rolled her eyes at Xiaoxian: "Come on, Meijia... although I don't think she is cute, but she originally followed the path of a cute and cute girl and a stupid beauty. She pouted, acted cute, and used scissor hands. Of course there is no problem.

"you……"

He looked at Xiaoxian carefully: "Teacher Zeng, your eyes are so round that they are not as big as one of Meijia's dimples. Doesn't such a set of actions seem too greasy?"

"That makes sense..."

Xiaoxian thought for a while and nodded: "Actually, I also think that pouting and being cute doesn't fit with my brother Xian's temperament as a real man, but I only have one hand to take selfies with my phone, so it's really not easy to move.

"Hey, Zi Qiao, why don't you help me take the photo."

Xiaoxian said without waiting for Ziqiao's consent, he directly put the phone into his hand and stepped back.

"Actually, I came up with a very cool action, but no one has been filming it for me. What do you think of my action?"

As he spoke, he looked solemn and placed his right index finger gently on the right side of his nose, projecting a taciturn and stern image.

"Well, I think...it's pretty good."

Zi Qiao watched the excitement and commanded without taking it too seriously: "Teacher Zeng, it would be better if you put your hand on your face instead."

"Yes, yes, left, left, Xiang Zuo!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly changed to the left posture according to Zi Qiao's instructions. He asked with some confusion: "What is the difference between turning left and turning right?"

"Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. Going to the right is just an action, while going to the left is a pattern."

Zi raised his phone in disguise and said, "Come on, come on, listen to my instructions."

"Look left, look right, look forward."

Zeng Xiaoxian, whose limbs were not very coordinated, listened to Zi Qiao's orders and moved clumsily and slowly.

Zi Qiao suppressed a smile and praised: "Yes, very good, that's it!"

"Be a little more serious, look a little colder, and imagine yourself as a ruthless martial arts superstar."

"very good……"

Zi Qiao urged at an alarming speed: "Now! Slap yourself!"

"quick!!!"

Xiaoxian heard this and subconsciously swung his hand towards his face.

Seeing that the slap was about to land firmly on his face, Xiaoxian suddenly reacted and stopped abruptly.

Zi Qiao shouted regretfully: "Hit me! You should beat me!"

"Teacher Zeng, do you know that if you had been beaten just now, I can guarantee that this video would be trending on Weibo within twenty-four hours!"

"video?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was silent for a moment after hearing this. He raised his eyes and looked at Zi Qiao, gritted his teeth and growled: "Lu~Zi~Qiao...you are teasing me again!"

As Xiaoxian spoke, he suddenly jumped up and flew towards Ziqiao like a [crow flying in a plane].

Although Zi Qiao, who was sitting on the recliner, had expected it, he had to get up from the recliner and then run away if he wanted to leave. These two actions were obviously not as smooth as Zeng Xiaoxian's [Crow on a Plane].

You can underestimate Zeng Xiaoxian's endurance, but his explosive power is still at the average level of a normal man...

My legs are just a little short, so I have to go a little slower.

Zi Qiao, who was thrown directly from the deck chair to the beach by Zeng Xiaoxian, quickly begged for mercy: "I was wrong! Teacher Zeng, I was wrong! I know I was wrong!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, furious, sat down on Zi Qiao's lap and said word by word: "You don't know that you are wrong, you just know that you are going to die!"

"Teacher Zeng, don't go too far!"

Seeing that his begging for mercy was unsuccessful, Zi Qiao immediately reminded him with "kindness": "Don't forget how poor your endurance is. If you continue to make trouble, you will only suffer the consequences!"

"Thank you for reminding me, in this case I have to deal with you immediately!"

Xiao Xian suddenly felt that time was running out, and he immediately had to seize the time to carry out his own inhumane revenge on Zi Qiao.

So the two started fighting and tearing up on the beach.

"You...what are you doing?"

Meijia frowned and walked to Xiaoxian and Ziqiao. From her perspective, the two grown men were tearing each other's clothes off on the beach. Xiaoxian sat on Ziqiao's lap and performed inhumane treatment on him. persecution".

As for why it is said to be persecution...

Of course, it was because Zi Qiao and Zhan Bo had stained themselves with red paint before and had not washed it off. During the struggle between the two, half of Zi Qiao's buttocks were exposed.

Yes, that was really a red butt, and the traces of red paint were as eye-catching and eye-catching as irregular dried blood stains.

Anyway, Meijia was shocked when she saw it for the first time, thinking that Teacher Zeng had finally shown his bestiality and gave Zi Qiao...

That's not right. Teacher Zeng is so animalistic. Why does he want to find Zi Qiao?

Oh, because he definitely can’t beat Yifei.

Meijia picked up Zeng Xiaoxian's cell phone that had fallen on the beach, and commented while recording the video: "The well-known TV host persecuted the bad boy who killed Matt, and the prodigal in love finally suffered the biggest backlash in history.

"I can guarantee that if this video is posted with the title I mentioned, it will be trending on Weibo within 24 hours!"

Meijia's words startled Zeng Xiaoxian. He instantly let go of Zi Qiao, jumped up and stood up.

He said in a panic to Meijia: "Mijia, dear Meijia, don't pat your hair with anything."

"rest assured."

Meijia smiled and threw Xiaoxian's phone back to him: "The actions and postures you two just made are so eye-catching that they don't deserve to be stored in my phone."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said: "Isn't it that exaggerated..."

As he spoke, he clicked on his phone and looked at the postures and movements of himself and Zi Qiao fighting and fighting from a third-party perspective.

"hiss……"

After just a brief glance, Xiaoxian suddenly took a breath of cold air.

Immediately afterwards, he deleted the video at lightning speed, and then rubbed his eyes desperately.

[Oh my god, my eyes are dirty! 】

Meijia crossed her arms and walked around Zeng Xiaoxian, who wanted to dig out her eyes on the spot.

She came to Zi Qiao's side, bent down and reached out to slap Zi Qiao's red buttocks hard.

"Okay, Lu Ziqiao. You are dressed in red and you dare to wear such a see-through beachwear and such loose pants. You don't mean to show off your unique butt, do you?"

Zi Qiao, who was lying on the beach and pulling up his pants, raised his head dissatisfiedly when he heard this: "Go, go, I'm so perverted..."

"State, state, state..."

"Too, too, too..."

Ziqiao, who raised his head high, stared blankly at Meijia, who was squatting in front of him, wearing a sexy blue swimsuit.

Although Meijia was wearing a thin shawl jacket, which blocked most of the exposed parts of this sexy swimsuit, Meijia was squatting in front of Ziqiao at this time.

Looking up from Zi Qiao's perspective, the scale of Meijia was immediately apparent.

【Too, too, too...】

【It’s too big! 】

【This is too big! 】

Zi Qiao's eyes widened when he saw it, and his saliva flowed down from the corners of his mouth unconsciously.

To be honest, the current scale of Meijia is actually that.

Not to mention basketball, football, and cantaloupe, she is just a pineapple at best.

But the problem is that the previous Meijia was an apple!

[In the inner world, a confused Zi Qiao looked down at the apples and pineapples in his hands. 】

[Apple turns into pineapple... Is this the blockbuster that Meijia said before? 】

[No, the secret recipe for breast enlargement that Xiao Hei found is so great? ! ! 】

【Xiao Hei...】

【You are my god! 】

Just as Ziqiao couldn't stop thinking wildly in his mind, Meijia's smiling inquiry came to his ears.

"White?"

Ziqiao's mind had not yet been freed from his random thoughts, and his body had already nodded instinctively.

"Is it big?"

Zi Qiao continued to nod.

"Want to touch?"

Zi Qiao nodded immediately.

"very good."

Meijia smiled sweetly, with two shallow pear dimples appearing in her smile.

She said softly and tenderly.

"Ru~lai~shen~zhang!"

"ah!!!"

Ziqiao was slapped by Meijia and flew into the sky. After turning in the air for three and a half weeks, Ziqiao hit the beach hard.

Coming, coming

Because of the butterfly effect, Meijia's ten Tathagata palms must be changed, otherwise they will not be completed at all.

What a miserable Zi Qiao.

But Tathagata Palm is a setting of the soul, and pigeons cannot change it.

Jie Jie Jie Jie.

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