Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

Subtitle: Yanling·Krim Ode of the King

After a period of brainstorming from Lu Mingfei's perspective and excellent stand-up comedy from an outsider's perspective, Lu Mingfei finally figured out the truth of what was happening in this nightmare space.

As Dalian complained, this question is not difficult to answer at all. If we use an exam as an analogy, it can even be considered that the answer sheet is filled with correct answers from the beginning. Only the name column is blank. Lu Mingfei only Just fill in your name.

All you need to do is switch your thinking circuit slightly, and then compare it with the situation when Athena created "Prometheus Secrets", and everything will be easily solved.

It can only be said that this is Prelati's bad taste.

She deliberately told the answer early, and then just to enjoy it, to enjoy the bad taste of Lu Mingfei in front of her, who knew the answer was right in front of her, but couldn't believe it.

The reason why there is such a bad taste is actually the prompt has been out for a long time.

Darian even reminded and emphasized it several times.

--"Poor Students"

Lu Mingfei finally observed a few seconds of silence for his performance, which had been hovering on the passing line all year round.

If your test scores are not good these days, will you still stumble in a place like this? Hot-blooded shounen comics and light novels are all lies!

Fortunately, Lu Mingfei figured out the truth.

Although I don’t know exactly what Prelati did (Howdunit), I understand why he did it (Whydunit).

The method to solve the incident, save Janet, and rescue the Jealous Witch naturally appeared on the paper.

Lu Mingfei and Zai just made a deal with Lu Mingze, a plug-in salesman, and also bought a "plug-in" that can do this.

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“Something For Nothing”

After Lu Mingfei followed the little devil's instructions and told this strange StarCraft cheat tip, he always felt that something was strange.

It was said that he had traded away a quarter of his life, but it seemed to be a very strange feeling. Lu Mingfei could not describe it accurately in words. He did not feel that he had lost part of his life, but he felt vaguely like There was an inexplicable feeling of sadness, and then with the arrival of the plug-in, there was also a sad feeling of nothingness.

It seems that as long as you close your eyes, you can see the end of the wire in the distance of your field of vision. The big black lake is waiting for the next person to fall into the lake. The little devil is standing on the lake, looking at himself with a smile, wearing an exquisite little suit. , hair was neatly combed, only part of the small leather shoes were submerged in the lake.

I didn’t feel this way when I rented temporary plug-ins before.

Lu Mingfei was in a daze, so much so that he forgot some things. When he rashly stopped the stand-up comedy-brainstorming that divided his thoughts, a strong headache swept through his brain. Lu Mingfei stumbled, holding his hand in his hand. The "Ship of Theseus" fell to the ground, and then he accidentally stepped on it.

Then he slipped like a character who stepped on a banana peel in a funny movie, and his whole perspective suddenly changed.

Lu Mingfei fell to the ground.

After brainstorming for so long, Lu Mingfei almost forgot that he was seriously overdrawing his mental computing power.

Lu Mingfei woke up quickly after a moment of trance.

On the back of his head was the soft touch of the girl's thigh, and directly in front of his field of vision was the face of No. 7 Janet, who was as stiff as a doll and lacked any emotion.

Lu Mingfei: "Thank you."

Number Seven nodded silently.

Lu Mingfei wanted to get up, but failed. In order to relieve the embarrassment, he asked No. 7:

"Do you know me?"

"You are Afu."

"Do you have the same memories as Six?"

No. 7 nodded: "We all have all the memories, but the emotions have returned to the original body."

"It sounds like a setting like hive mind. Are you small individuals combined into one consciousness?"

"Hive thinking?" No. 7 tilted his head.

so cute.

I really want to rub her hair.

Lu Mingfei clicked his tongue: "Finally, I met someone whose grades in the cultural class were not as good as mine. Little girl, you have to study hard."

Janet: "?"

The little devil appeared at this time and complained: "Brother, are you embarrassed to compete with a little village girl?"

Lu Mingfei ignored this guy. He took a deep breath and after regaining his composure, he stood up.

It was clear what had to be done to save Janet.

Lu Mingfei planned to do it.

However, there will be obstacles in the process of doing this - as long as Lu Mingfei wants to play Happy End, Prelatti will block it in the process because of his bad taste.

She is like a fly, no matter how beautiful she decorates herself, she is still a crumb fly that does not like candy but likes feces.

Perhaps the stance and ultimate goal are the same as those of the Chaldeans, but the process in between is destined to be unacceptable.

Therefore, she must be defeated.

How to defeat an old monster who is immortal, can tamper with reality, and even regards pain as enjoyment even when he is hurt and tortured?

The answer had already appeared in Lu Mingfei's mind.

Because it's incredibly simple.

Because there are many similar enemies in fantasy comic stories, thanks to the activeness of the protagonists in various events, and the unbridled fantasies of cartoonists, Lu Mingfei knows how to deal with Prelati, the immortal devil. .

Fortunately, the plug-in he acquired in order to save Janet can do just that.

——Then take action

Lu Mingfei held No. 7's hand.

"Where are you going?" No. 7 asked subconsciously.

"Go and defeat the Demon King." Lu Mingfei said.

"Let the exiled old gods know," the little devil also echoed, "the so-called purity gap between the devil king candidate and the devil king!"

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After leaving the library, Lu Mingfei said hello to Dalian one last time and thanked her for her assistance.

At this time, Lu Mingfei didn't think too much, and just thought that Dalian was an old monster like Prelati, but compared to the Demon King, the Book Reader was obviously much friendlier.

To use an RPG game as a metaphor, it would probably be a friendly NPC who would provide tips to the brave?

At this time, he still didn't know that he would have many opportunities to come into contact with this black reader in the future.

But at this time, his fighting spirit was high.

Holding Janet's hand, she returned to Prelati's clinic.

A small pavilion was set up outside the clinic, and Fly Girl was pretending to be elegant, holding a gorgeous tea set and drinking black tea.

"Have you finally figured it out? Poor student~ Do you know how to save the princess?"

Prelati's tone was still full of pleasure.

She is expecting.

Looking forward to what Lu Mingfei will do next.

Lu Mingfei didn't want to echo her bad taste.

"Last question, Prelati, I want to know, are the real jealous witches—the fake saints who were originally pushed out by the church to fight against Joan of Arc—still alive?"

"How is it possible that they are still alive? They are evil dragons born from the desire of a hundred years of war. Under normal circumstances, it doesn't matter, but now the evil dragon phenomenon has been abused. They are not like Joan of Arc who saw angels and received true revelation, and they are not pure. 's soul,"

Prelati shrugged.

"As early as the very beginning of the story, or even before the story began, seven impostors were deceived by the church or harbored their own ambitions. At the moment when the 'dragon phenomenon' deteriorated into the 'dragon curse', They were destroyed by the ambitions and desires of the muddy nobles during the Hundred Years' War. The so-called witches later are just their corpses talking, and they are just moving natural disasters."

Prelati rushed toward Lu Mingfei and winked.

"But it gave me a bargain. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to find such interesting materials to resurrect Joan of Arc."

"Why the jealous witch?" Lu Mingfei asked again.

"Because of the characteristics of a jealous witch, she is jealous of others having things that she does not have, so she wants to take them away. When my 'Joan of Arc Alter' is completed, will this characteristic be inherited by her? I will use her to conquer All the witches, and take away their power one by one, and finally deal with Alter, then everything will be fine and the world will be at peace! Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations~"

"Prelati, although you tell most of the truth, you still lie."

"oh?"

"It's actually very simple once you figure out your thinking circuit - all the words you say that can bring 'goodness' are lies!"

"That's right."

Prelati actually nodded generously.

Then he tilted his head again.

Pretending to be cute, he asked:

"So what are you going to do? I haven't hidden the method of saving Janet, and you are lucky. Janet is only the seventh time now, and it is still far away from polluting her spirit as I expected. As long as you execute it With that method, the princess and the prince can live happily in the end - but I can't accept it! This is so boring! I will hinder you in the process!"

The shameless fly girl laughed.

"So how are you going to stop me? Stop me from being immortal and enjoying pain and torture?"

"I will make you unable to do anything"

Lu Mingfei started the thought simulation, switched to the cold-blooded murderer Lu Zihang, and said in a tone as cold as a knife:

"I will stuff you into cement, then throw you into the crater of a volcano, let the erupting magma send you away from the planet, and let you wander around in the universe. You will not die, but you can't do anything. , you who are immortal will choose to stop your thinking under the torment of 'boredom'."

--boring

For the Chaos Demon King who pursues pleasure, she is immortal and enjoys being hurt. Is this the only thing she hates the most?

Even to the point of being disgusted, he would go to save the world in order to avoid being bored and having no fun in this world.

But Prelati's face remained unwavering, with an exaggerated expression that made people want to ask her, "Have you eaten? If not, just punch me a few times!"

"So what? As for me, who has illusions, no matter what you want to do to me, I will turn them into 'harmless night-blooms' in an instant - you can't interfere with me, and naturally you can't turn me Seal and banish.”

"Really? Then give it a try and see if you know what I did next."

"oh?"

Prelati's eyes widened, her round red and black eyes full of curiosity and expectation.

The next moment, Lu Mingfei activated the 'plug-in' he had just acquired from the little devil's deal, which could save Janet, and could also restrain and deal with Prelati, who had no illusion skills.

"Demon King, let me show you the power of the 'Emperor'."

"Oh? What is that? Some kind of magic from the future that I don't know about? Ugh, I'm so scared-!?"

Prelati's teasing stopped.

Together with the plainly protruding ‘word spirit’ from Lu Mingfei’s mouth.

The name of this ‘plug-in spirit’ that Lu Mingfei paid one-quarter of his life for is——

"—King Crimson!"

Prelati: "???"

The reason why Prelati stopped speaking was because at this moment, a hole the size of her head was opened in her chest.

Prelati: "???"

As the epiphyllum drifted away, Prelati's wounds disappeared without a trace.

However, Prelati's shock did not disappear.

"King Crimson!" Lu Mingfei said again.

A big hole opened in Prelati's chest again. Even though the wound disappeared again, Prelati's eyes changed. In addition to being dazed, the Fly Lady Demon King, who was immortal and even enjoyed pain and torture, returned for an unknown period of time. Fear emerged.

Prelati is not afraid of death, nor is she afraid of torture and torture. She can enjoy even the most painful fire torture from beginning to end, but she cannot stand boredom. If someone wants to throw her into that kind of boredom, she will Will counterattack without mercy.

The most advanced illusion that can overwrite reality to a certain extent can theoretically allow her to avoid this danger with an 'invincible' attitude.

But there is a prerequisite for using illusions to avoid risks.

That is "knowing what the risks are."

Only by knowing where the risk comes from can we use illusion to avoid it, otherwise the invincible barrier will be penetrated.

"You! What did you do? What just happened?!"

Panic and fear, Prelatti didn't even think that her psychological defense was so poor. She just encountered an attack that she couldn't understand at all and didn't know where it came from. She thought that she was sealed and thrown outside. How could the boredom of wandering endlessly in space frighten the Demon King to this extent? !

Prelati raised her hand.

Pointed at Lu Mingfei.

But before she did anything, Lu Mingfei just said calmly for the third time:

"King Crimson."

"!?"

Prelaty stared blankly at her missing arm.

"???!!!???"

What is this?

What am I being attacked by?

Magic? The magic of Chaldea in the future world? Since it is magic, there must be hints. What is the mythology used to form it? King? king? emperor? emperor? Crimson crimson? Does it make sense to say this string of words in English?

Is it the original spirit of speech?

Then make him unable to speak! The moment Prelati thought this, Lu Mingfei hadn't spoken yet, but her body was hurt again. At some point, her flesh and blood were flying everywhere as if she had been beaten by a random punch!

You don’t need to say anything to activate it! ?

The epiphyllum drifted away, and Prelati's body returned to its original state again, leaving not even a drop of blood. However, there were no wounds on her body, but it didn't mean that there was nothing in her heart.

"Krim's Ode? What kind of ancient primitive spirit is this? Why have I never heard of it?"

Prelati murmured to herself, her body constantly trembling, but this time it was not because of pleasure, but because of fear.

"What on earth did you do? What did you do to my body? What did you do to my spirit? Why am I so scared!?"

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who can explain?"

Lu Mingfei said coldly:

"You only need to know one thing. Now I can stuff you alive into the concrete where you can't move, and then launch you into outer space to enjoy the cage called 'boring'."

——[Lu Mingfei’s ‘threat’: 1d100=71]——

——[Prelati’s ‘Fear’: 1D100=90]——

——to be continued!

Adjust physical condition.

Although the next chapter will explain how Lu Mingfei did it, if you are very curious, you can search for ‘Crimson King’