Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

52. Don’t spread your dog food over there.

Lu Mingfei had never understood before why his uncle, aunt and his family always liked to fiddle with high-end cars, private cars and the like. He had no idea about transportation, because children only have such a wide range of activities, and his uncle gave him a A bicycle is enough.

Driving in a big city is easy to get stuck in traffic, and finding a parking space after a meal is like fighting. My aunt got impatient after being tossed around in the car, and she even had to use the road Mingfei to drive. The standard starting line is "Mingfei, you Look at XXX next door taking the exam, what about you? You have to set a good example for Mingze."

Lu Mingfei had never been interested in transportation until just now.

Although he had planned team-building activities before going out for investigation (collecting data by the way), because he had to fly from the headquarters in Paris to the front-line station of the Fourth Army, Lu Mingfei looked at his small team, good guys, Lu Mingfei and Elizabeth could fly, so they couldn't escape without finding a means of transportation.

She was just a cook silently and was not interested in fighting. Lu Mingfei did not regard Qingji as a combatant despite her five-dimensional data being no different from ordinary people. Instead, she stood up at this time and liberated herself. 's treasure.

Then Lu Mingfei saw an oriental dragon with blue flames all over its body and a length of nearly thirty meters - should it be said 'dragon snake', right?

Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded at the time. Also dumbfounded were the people in Chaldea. Chu Zihang was thoughtful, got himself a waterfall training place or something, and went to special training for training.

After transforming into dragon form, all of Qingji's data were refreshed. Except for agility, which was still C, and luck, which was still E, all three attributes of strength, durability, and magic became EX level.

Fortunately, Elizabeth reacted quickly. She immediately asked Qingji to change back to her human form, so as not to reveal her dragon-snake appearance, lest the child Aluta, who had just been deceived, lose interest in Wendy and in turn pester Qingji to be her dragon.

Qing Ji expressed her understanding.

She thought about it and felt that she didn't want to be a mount unless necessary.

Lu Mingfei marveled at this, saying that he had always regarded her as a transparent girl before, but now it seems that Qing Ji looks more and more like the "little dragon girl" from Chinese, Japanese, Korean and Indian folklore.

In this way, Qing Ji's origin is indeed a folk myth and legend. Although the same goes for Miss He, let's forget about that shameful thousand-year-old monster.

Although having Qing Ji as a mount was very cool and cool, Lu Mingfei decided to give up in the end. He honestly used his identity as the commander of the Franks and ordered a small floating boat to be used as a RV, and then launched it from the air. He flew the family to the battle line area of ​​the Fourth Army.

As for these floating ships? According to Leonardo da Vinci, the reason why these things can travel like this is based on the Noble Phantasm of the Mobile Holy City, which can be regarded as a reduced and improved version of the air fortresses that are part of the Noble Phantasm of the Mobile Holy City.

Without the presence of the Holy King himself, these things would be nothing more than iron coffins.

Lu Mingfei misses Charlemagne's Flying Sword Aviation a little bit, but it's a pity that now he is holding the title of Bradamante and has mixed up with the West Factory, not the East Factory. It doesn't seem right, he is probably the leader of the Gestapo or something like that. .

Because there was no real danger around Paris, many nobles and business leaders not only did not feel threatened, the nobles also felt that the bastards were squeezing their living space and polluting the air they breathed, while the businessmen felt that this was a big problem. His escape caused him too much financial losses and he wanted to get his money back.

Then, of course, the government and businessmen colluded and focused on the new factories that the Holy King kept opening.

Even though the Holy King has publicly stated that "heavy punishment will be used in troubled times", the Chaldean team designed a perfect three-shift system to ensure that the factory operates 24 hours a day, giving each worker about ten times the promised salary. The salary ranges from 20 times to the normal working period (mainly because it was too low before), and strict holiday, rest and overtime systems have been formulated according to batches.

Obviously this is the case, which shows that the Holy King attaches great importance to workers and factories, but there are still people seeking death. The street lamps in Paris are almost full of corpses. In order to avoid people panic, the Holy King is not allowed to arrange internal affairs as propaganda personnel to explain in detail each person who was hanged. The crimes of the dead aristocratic grandfather and business vampires let the people know that they "deserved to die".

Later, because it was too troublesome, we simply outsourced this part of the work to a non-governmental organization. Since it was mainly civilians, we casually named it the 'Paris Commune'.

What's strange is that even now that we have reached this point, there are still people who are still seeking death. Some nobles who are not enterprising are seriously separated from the people. It is obvious that as long as we follow the planned economy of the Holy King, everyone can make good money.

Caddock was very interested in this and published an analysis report. The summary was: "The nobles and rich people feel more uncomfortable watching the people make money and become rich than losing money themselves."

The wise, mighty, iron-blooded and decisive Emperor Karl was "puzzled" about this for the first time.

This even led to the emergence of refugee factions, capitulation factions, and rebel factions, which forced the Holy King to carry out reforms. While hanging a large number of noble businessmen as street lamps, he also provided free night shift training, paid for attending classes, and promoted people from among the people. Manage talent.

Cynical - Kadok, who has always hated capitalists because he has no money, mixed many examples from modern economic crises in his analysis report. The Holy King seemed to be shaken in some aspects, so Su Enxi had to Stop him, and if you don't stop him, Su Enxi is afraid that this poor Polish boy will teach the Holy King to sing "Intna Schonner must come true".

It is precisely because of this kind of moles that began to breed. Charlemagne-Bradamante is also very busy now. He is attending various parties and seminars and arresting people, which makes him dizzy. In his own words Said, "I feel like I am more proficient in wearing various women's clothes now than I am in men's clothes."

Fortunately, there are professionals like Ophelia and Dion working with him. The sword master Dion is a famous spy in France.

Lu Mingfei was glad that he didn't have to worry about those troublesome tasks. Apart from occasionally destroying some powerful dragon individuals, his daily work basically consisted of planning city walls and creating mazes for the enemies.

Lu Mingfei also liked playing "Red Alert" in the past. There was a building in the French camp called the 'French Cannon', which was the strongest ground defense building. At that time, Lu Mingfei liked to attack a lot of enemies and had the highest profile. Difficulty, open a plug-in with unlimited funds, and then start building walls and defense lines, playing the strategy game as a tower defense game.

Lu Mingfei thought that the 'offensive and defensive line' he planned for the Holy City was perfect.

Then their family - a few people from the Survey Corps were eating hot pot and singing songs in the floating ship. They were stopped by the guards on the way and dragged to an air post. They said it was because some surrender faction had recently stolen the spaceship and wanted to escape. All spacecraft not registered in the operation manual will be inspected.

This made Lu Mingfei a little curious. Are there really idiots who want to escape? Are you still running with a float boat?

As a good citizen who came out to have a team-building picnic with his family, Lu Mingfei naturally came out and planned to accept the inspection honestly——

As a result, the squad leader dressed in military uniform and behind him were three strong men wearing full-body "I'm Thinking of Da Vinci III Revised Version" steam-powered exoskeleton armor and holding chain saw machine guns. They were originally so majestic and high-spirited. The moment he saw the kind-faced Lu Mingfei, he knelt down.

"Great, great commander!?"

On the contrary, Lu Mingfei was startled by the sound of hundreds of kilograms of steel hitting the ground. He subconsciously stepped forward to help him, not forgetting to say "Lu Yan Lu Yu" in his mouth:

"Don't kneel! The Frankish people stand up!"

The adjutant next to her, Elizabeth, rolled her eyes.

The squad leader was sweating coldly and was helped up by Lu Mingfei. He stammered about how the current situation was undercurrent and so on. In short, he was apologizing for blocking Commander Lu from going out to perform his mission.

Lu Mingfei said, "It's okay, little comrade, you have worked hard," but felt a little embarrassed. After all, he was going out for a picnic.

Anyway, first raise the flag of the Survey Corps to show your identity.

After leaving, Lu Mingfei was a little curious. He asked his secretary: "What happened to the escape group and the surrender group who stole the spaceship and escaped? Why didn't I know?"

‘Secretary’—Elizabeth poured a cup of black tea for Lu Mingfei expressionlessly.

"Literally, I compiled the report and gave it to you, but you threw it away after looking at it. I thought you knew."

"What report?" Lu Mingfei thought about it carefully, but didn't think of anything.

"As for the commotion when the unicorn monster appeared in the brothel, the surrendering nobles were making small moves there. I heard that Lord Bradamante led the team to eliminate them, but the specific content was hidden by the military. You can directly Ask His Majesty the Holy King or Mozart.”

Lu Mingfei scratched his head: "You said that, I remembered it. Mozart invited me but I didn't go, and then he happened to be watching at the brothel, right? Later, Mozart also arranged a ditty to praise Bra. Sir Damante’s bravery and beauty even made up a story about him disguised as a wandering warbler and sneaking in to investigate.”

Elizabeth glanced at him sideways: "You don't know the business, but you know these dirty little stories very well, right?"

Lu Mingfei could only raise his hands in a gesture of surrender.

"Man, man! But I have never been to a place like that! Not even close!"

"Hmph, don't leave those things that are not good for children's upbringing around. I will help you destroy them every time." Elizabeth did not continue the topic.

As for Lu Mingfei, because the incident was not triggered and it was over now, he didn't think much about it.

At most, he complained in his mind: "If the little devil were here at this time, he would definitely make fun of the interaction between him and Elizabeth, like a couple raising a child, right?"

Speaking of which, it seems that the little devil hasn't been seen coming out for a while recently.

Maybe the business over there is very tight right now?

Lu Mingfei glanced at his daughter.

Mozart seemed to be trying to teach Alta some pornographic jokes that were not suitable for children, but Qinghime sprayed fire and drove her around. Lucy was so frightened that she hid under the table and shivered. Alta herself seemed very interested and didn't care. I don’t know if I am interested in burning Mozart or in pornographic jokes.

Lu Mingfei felt from the bottom of his heart that Alta should find a serious partner.

Wendy is always better than Mozart. Isn’t comparing Mozart a nipple?

In fact, Lu Mingfei really ran this trip with the mentality of taking care of a child, mainly because Wendy is also a girl, a little girl under the age of twelve, and a well-developed teenager like Matthew. A five-year-old girl is different.

Lu Mingfei was used to talking dirty words with people of similar age, but this trick couldn't really be used on little girls, and the same was true for data collection. Lu Mingfei didn't plan to interact too much with Wendy, so he just let a few of them When the children went to play, he hung up next to him, just like bringing the whole family to a picnic.

After arriving at the destination, I got off the spaceship and met an old acquaintance, Baron Illidan. What was his original name? Lu Mingfei vaguely remembered that he seemed to have introduced himself, but Lu Mingfei's name was Illidan, and he never paid attention to his real name.

Then Lu Mingfei came to Baron Illidan and looked at him with his head upright and a resolute expression on his face. Then the great military genius, the military god of heaven, Commander Frank Lu spoke——

"Where do you have the best scenery? We, the family, are going to find a better place to have a picnic."

Baron Illidan: "."

Fortunately, this time Elizabeth immediately stood up to add explanation, trying to save a little bit of Lu Datong’s strong character:

"We are about to embark on a mission here. We will set off from the Fourth Army's front line at that time. I came early to visit the soldiers along the way."

Lu Mingfei didn't know how to speak in such a situation, so he could only nod hurriedly, patting Baron Illidan on the shoulder and encouraging him: "Hello, comrades, thank you for your hard work, comrades."

Baron Illidan was speechless, but some of the soldiers who came with him happened to hear this and felt flattered immediately - the commander-in-chief of the three armies, the military god of heaven, Commander Lu personally came to condolences the soldiers?

Suddenly, the soldiers were seen arranging a neat square formation within ten seconds. With their heads held high and their chests high, they were full of energy and saluted the commander-in-chief:

"Hello, Chief! Thank you for your hard work, Chief!"

These soldiers all fought alongside Lu Mingfei during the retreat. The Fourth Army, named "God's Power Gabriel", worshiped him even more than the Holy King.

Lu Mingfei didn't know whether to complain about the translation machine or feel ashamed for the real purpose of his action.

However, a picnic is a picnic. Considering that the defense line itself operates 24 hours a day, it doesn't matter if you help kill the evil dragon when needed, just treat it as a hot hand.

Lu Mingfei forced a straight face, and then asked Baron Illidan, who looked like he had "lost his dream", to lead him to a place with a nice view.

Baron Illidan still looked pained: "Scenery. Commander, this is the front line. Where does the scenery come from? They are all war machines."

Lu Mingfei felt baffled: "What's wrong? Don't our cannons look good? Watching our beautiful and mighty tower defense line launch waves of beautiful annihilation battles, isn't it a sight to watch? Watching our soldiers wipe out several times more people Are your enemies not beautiful?"

Lu Mingfei pointed to the towering city wall fortress area and said matter-of-factly:

"Isn't that a scenic spot?"

Baron Illidan was speechless for a moment.

When the soldiers heard this speech, their morale was greatly boosted, and they could only sigh, "He is indeed a great commander!"

Lu Mingfei actually didn't think much about it. Mainly tower defense games are like this. Watching the front lines he designed and built with great effort to annihilate waves of enemies, and watching the number of annihilated enemies keep rising, was indeed very relaxing!

Some onlookers even planned to find someone to draw a picture of Lu Mingfei pointing at the defense line and saying, "Isn't that a scenic spot?" Maybe it will be a world-famous painting.

Anyway, Leonardo da Vinci started to draw it with great interest, and it was called "Road Commander in the Fourth Army". I don’t know if this thing can be regarded as an authentic work by Leonardo da Vinci after the painting is completed.

Of course, trivial matters were trivial matters, and Lu Mingfei did not forget to do the business—well, he asked Alta to go play with Wendy while he collected information on the way.

Just as he asked Baron Illidan where Wendy was, a messenger came running over to report.

"Reporting to the commander! Those engineers who woke up suffered serious casualties. We hope to let our light go."

The messenger saw what the bard next to him called the "Glorious Wings" Commander Lu, and quickly changed his words:

"I hope Miss Wendy can come to assist in the treatment!"

Baron Illidan rubbed his face that was stiff due to the commander's off-line behavior: "What's going on? Why are there serious casualties? Could it be that there is another high-level dragon species?"

The messenger shook his head: "Some of the new engineers were suddenly frightened. They used the new mobile equipment inappropriately, causing them to fall. In order to save people, they fell into chaos. That's why the rescue is still going on, but some The injuries are too serious, if it weren’t for Miss Wendy, they would definitely die!”

Baron Illidan frowned: "Are you scared? You shouldn't be. His Majesty clearly said that there will be targeted training."

Lu Mingfei and Elizabeth looked at each other, the snow-white six wings and the devil's wings spread out in a dazzling way.

"Tell me what's wrong." ""

←to be continued!

I don’t know if it’s a psychological problem, but I’ve been feeling uncomfortable lately and dare not go out.