Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

Subtitle: Your hands are too cheap to judge, right?

Lu Mingfei was thinking about a common question.

Are heroic spirits actually heroic spirits?

First of all, let’s not talk about a mythical place called Valhalla (Hall of Valor) in Norse mythology.

The answer given by Chaldea is that the reason why heroic spirits are heroic spirits is not because they are heroic spirits, but because people think they are heroic spirits, so they are heroic spirits.

Lu Mingfei didn't know whether to call this 'metaphysical' or 'idealistic'.

There is a saying called spiritual base pollution.

It refers to the heroic spirits summoned as heroic spirits who do something that goes against what they are considered heroic. In this case, it will not only bring unknown disasters to the history of time and space, but also the heroic spirits themselves. Disqualified.

This situation is very rare, but it is not impossible. At least in the French Singularity, Demon King Prelati, who is on Chaldea's side, has been trying to figure out how to do this kind of thing.

There are two targets she is eyeing, one is Joan of Arc of France, and the other is Arturia, the Knight King of Britain.

Spiritual base pollution is not "blackening", because blackening only changes the character. In countless parallel worlds, it is not surprising that the King of Knights has any kind of character.

Calculating it this way, the triggering conditions for spiritual base pollution are still very harsh.

However, there are such records in the Chaldean database.

The information provided by Atalanta, a comrade-in-arms in France, was that during the Holy Grail War in a certain world, she was stunned by the referee Gou of that Holy Grail War, and in her anger almost polluted her soul. Ji, transforming himself into the Demonic Beast of the Moon - Calydon's Demonic Pig.

Although it is called a demon pig, it is not actually a demon pig. It is just that the Curse of the Moon happened to choose a wild boar as its host. As the highest-level fantasy species driven by gods, if it also obtains the body of a heroic spirit, it will become able to A catastrophe that travels wantonly through time and space.

In that Holy Grail War, the reason why Achilles, Atalanta's teammate, rebelled and killed Atalanta was to prevent something worse than the war over the suspicious broken cup from happening.

Of course, this is only on a righteous level, and on a selfish level, Achilles is interested in Atalanta. Ancient Greek heroes know all about it.

Normally, using the magic pigskin would just change the job description, become a berserker and gain the ability to fly, but using the curse in a berserk situation was completely different.

By the way, the referee who made Atalanta faint was Joan of Arc. However, there were referees behind both sides of the Holy Grail War, and both sides were violating the rules, so no one was embarrassed to blame the other.

The reason why Lu Mingfei was thinking about this was because Chaldea was planning to summon heroic spirits before entering the next singularity point. If possible, he hoped to draw a powerful card like Achilles, so Da Vinci took advantage of the opportunity and gave him another The Master Team has started a class, and Lu Mingfei is reciting it right now.

Thinking back on the content of the class.

The Heroic Seat is such a wonderful place - Lu Mingfei couldn't help but think so.

What exactly is the constellation Valhalla?

Magicians have argued over this issue for many years.

Before that, magicians generally believed that the Heroic Spirit Seat did not actually exist because the idea that "heroic spirits are not heroic spirits" and "heroic spirits are heroic spirits because people think they are heroic spirits" was deeply rooted in people's hearts.

The Heroic Spirit Seat is just a name. Its essence should be like a database, which stores the data codes of each heroic spirit. If the world summons the heroic spirit, copy the code of the corresponding heroic spirit and send it to it.

The so-called spiritual base pollution means that the heroic spirits that were sent out were infected with the virus and then returned to the heroic base, and then the entire database was eroded by the virus.

The Heroic Spirit does not exist, the Heroic Spirit Seat does not exist, everything is just a dream-like contract, so the summoned Heroic Spirit will not have the memory of being summoned at other times, even among countless copies of the same Heroic Spirit. Mutually independent individuals exist.

This statement is very much in the style of Japanese mourning literature.

After all, most of those who are lucky enough to be able to summon heroic spirits have formed a bond with the heroic spirits and long for their reunion in the future, right?

Don't worry, it's all about being sad. As long as you feel sad, you will have a strong character and make people unaware of it.

This argument has been very popular in the past 10 years or so.

But now it's completely different.

Not only did the hearts of readers change, but the hearts of authors changed, and fashion began to change as well.

After all, the summoning of heroic spirits is a rare thing, and everything is just a guess by magicians or readers. Those who are arguing about many things are not arguing about the truth, but arguing for the sake of arguing, in order to defeat and defeat the enemy. Quarreling with those who quarrel with oneself.

The advent of human incineration has made the summoning of heroic spirits a commonplace thing. Compared with fighting on paper just for the sake of fighting, the more Lu Mingfei went to class, the more he felt that there was a huge gap between the heroic spirits in reality and the explanations in the textbook.

Why is this so.

"That's because the people who write the textbooks are people, not real heroic spirits. So in the past, when describing the heroic spirits, they would always bring the personality and emotions of the 'author' themselves. For example, textbooks written by Japanese people like to add a sense of 'monopoly'. The textbooks written by the Chinese like to add elements of 'resistance', or explain the same information into two completely different results."

Chu Zihang, who was sitting next to Lu Mingfei, held a copy of "Metamorphosis" and said seriously.

"For example, people write mythological stories. People always seek their own shadow in gods and attach their own emotions and desires to them. Therefore, when they see real gods, they will feel completely different. For example, you will feel that Athens Athena is a scheming bitch or something. It’s not because Athena is a scheming bitch that you think so. It’s because the book of the story you read says that Athena is a scheming bitch, and this feeling is integrated into the article, and then it is given to you. It left an impression.”

Lu Mingfei sighed: "Senior brother with facial paralysis, you, a man of science and engineering, discuss literature with me in such a serious manner, which makes me a little stressed. What's wrong? Can you explain it in a simple and easy-to-understand way that even I can understand?"

Chu Zihang thought for a while: "I don't think this metaphor is the most accurate, but you can understand it this way - for the expansion of the world view of fantasy stories, authors generally have two ways. One is to change the character's world as the story unfolds. The other is to explain it to readers orally, and the other is to publish a separate set of settings.”

"What's the difference?"

"There is a difference." Chu Zihang nodded, "The setting mentioned in the former is not the setting given by the author, but the 'world view setting in the eyes of that character', which means that it can be conveniently used later as 'that character made a mistake. ', 'That character has limited information' to perform a behavior commonly known as 'eating books'."

"Oh, in other words, the settings mentioned by the character are not settings, because that character may not know anything, may be lying, or may be deceived?"

Lu Mingfei nodded blankly, not caring whether he understood or not, and then pointed at the two girls who were arguing in front of him.

"Senior Brother Facial Paralysis, tell me, does Qing Ji's situation count as OOC and violates her own character setting?"

Chu Zihang was speechless for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to say, "How can I be OOC? Normally, it shouldn't be that the person who wrote the story made a mistake?", but then he thought about it and said that Qing Ji herself was OOC and the setting of Qing Ji's character was wrong. There seems to be nothing wrong with it.

After all, stories are not written for the protagonist to read, but for people who want to read the story.

There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people, but Shakespeare himself may simply like to write tragedies, and tragic stories were more profitable at that time.

Chu Zihang, who was a bit of a literary youth, thought of Rome again.

That's their next singularity target.

Voltaire once said that the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire.

But is this really accurate? Are you really telling objective facts? Is it even really explaining what Voltaire himself thought?

I'm afraid not.

After all, Voltaire took money from the King of Prussia before he said this.

Moreover, Voltaire placed this sentence in Chapter 70 of his "On Customs", which was to comment on the Holy Roman Empire after Emperor Charles IV issued the Golden Seal. Before writing this sentence, he also emphasized the work of the electors in the ceremony of issuing the Golden Seal. For example, the Count of Brandenburg was responsible for washing the hands of the emperor and queen.

So this sentence scolds both Pu and Austria to a certain extent. It's very literary. Even if I take your money, I will still use my own way to blame you.

"So speaking of it, Rome in AD 60 was the period of Nero. Rome had not yet declined at this time. For such a controversial figure, I am afraid that the historical records will be very different from mine. After all, the historical records are only History is seen in the eyes of those who record it, not the real history. What kind of person was the great tyrant Nero?"

"Maybe he's a little boy with white hair and cream who can double jump. His right arm is a devil's hand and his catchphrase is "jackpot!" or something like that."

Lu Ming's nonchalant complaints almost made Chu Zihang choke on his own saliva.

Chu Zihang shook his head speechlessly: "Why didn't you say that she is actually a beautiful girl with blond hair and blue eyes? She was 'feminized' like King Arthur."

"No, in your eyes, senior brother, am I just such a nerd?"

Lu Mingfei himself was quite speechless, not only for the divergent thinking of Chu Zihang, a male student majoring in science and engineering, but also for Qingji who came to Chaldea a few days ago.

The arrival of Qing Ji sent the previous Chaldean textbooks directly to the trash can.

After all, there were too few records of summoning heroic spirits in the past.

The existence of Kiyohime herself directly flushes the traditional "mono-ai literature" setting into the wastebasket with the style of postmodern "cool Japanese literature".

It turns out that the Heroic Seat is not a particularly noble thing.

How do you say that? Distance produces beauty, and the beauty produced by distance is essentially a figment of the imagination.

Forget about the previous Shuten Doji and Medusa, it can be said that it is completely inexplicable to Kiyohime.

Not to mention fame, strength, and whether he is a hero or not, Qing Ji perfectly slapped the face of almost all previous magicians' imaginations about the Heroic Soul Seat.

Even the story told by Kiyohime herself is completely different from the 'Qiyohime' in Japanese folk myths and legends.

Basically, the only thing that the person who wrote this story did not get wrong is that Qing Ji is really called Qing Ji.

According to the records of "The Story of Konsai", it is said that in ancient times, two ascetics, an old man and a young man, came to Kumano to practice Buddhism. The hostess who provided them with a place to stay was Kiyohime, but she fell madly in love with the two ascetics that night. An Zhen, a young monk in the house, and tried every means to make An Zhen stay.

The actual situation is that only An Zhen came at that time, and Qing Ji was not a hostess, nor did she provide accommodation. At that time, Qing Ji was just a naughty kid from a wealthy family. She had never seen much of the market and had little longing for love. , when I ran to play with my handsome older brother, I was hit by 'Asashi'. I thought I was in love, so I kept pestering him.

Gentakaukuni seemed to want to express the sad feeling of "If we can't live together with the one we love, let's die together" when writing "The Story of the Past", but Kiyohime herself is a love-minded little devil, who cares about so many things? ?

Such Kiyohime ignored the settings of the Heroic Soul Seat in the minds of magicians in the past, and ran directly to Chaldea where the signal coordinates were blocked by Leonardo da Vinci, and even the Demon King could not find it.

It's natural to quarrel with others.

"So why do you, you bastard woman, stop me from pestering Master An Zhen!"

"The strange thing is that you are the one who is right! One bite at a time, An Zhen, go find your An Zhen! What happened to Guan Lu Mingfei?!"

"Who is interested in An Zhen? I'm not interested in that gay guy who cheated on me!"

"Then you still call Lu Mingfei Anzhen?!"

"Hoo ho ho, silly little girl, don't you understand this? These are called nicknames and nicknames. They are to establish my 'personality' with my own characteristics! In this way, even if there are only dialogues in the novel, the reader will When you see the word 'Anzhen', you know that these words were said by me, Qingji!"

"I checked your registration form! You're not even thirteen years old! Are you pretending to be Yarn Master here? I'm already eighteen years old! And why do you know about Li Renzhu? Are you growing ghost things!?"

"Stupid! If the character is not established, and when encountering a situation where only a dialog box appears without explaining who is speaking, the readers will not even know who is speaking! After a long time, they will be turned into passers-by and forgotten. It’s in an unknown corner!”

"What nonsense are you talking about!?"

"Then look, does anyone know who is talking to Qingji and me now!?"

"Where did you learn such nonsense!? Does the Heroic Seat have cram schools like Chaldea!?"

"Of course there is, and I am a top student, with perfect scores in almost all subjects in bridal practice! I also met many pen pals there who are also excellent brides. It was Xiaoyu and Ah Xing who told me this important knowledge!"

"God damn, can there be a pen pal relationship between heroic spirits!?"

"Hello"

Kadok sneaked out of work and poked Lu Mingfei's waist.

"This is a Shura field, right? Don't you, the person involved, want to say something? If this continues, the young lady who doesn't have a well-established personality and doesn't even know who is arguing with Qingji may become a test sparrow. "

"I think she will take off her clothes to dodge. Besides, even if she is roasted, it should be a roasted red-crowned crane instead of a sparrow, right?"

Lu Mingfei let out a long sigh.

Kadok started to applaud at this time: "As expected of you, you are an old two-dimensional person. With just a few words, you helped to set up the persona of Miss Qingji, who didn't even know who was arguing with Qingji." Got it!"

"Hermaphrodites get out of here!"

Why is this happening?

Lu Mingfei couldn't help but start to reminisce about why Qingji had a quarrel with Miss Qingji who had not established her character and didn't even know who was arguing with Qingji after she broke into Chaldea and was stopped by Mashu.

The cause of the matter was that after Qingji received a warm welcome on the day she traveled through time (after all, the combat power was given away for free, mosquito legs are still meat no matter how small they are). On the night after the celebration banquet of the French Singularity, Qingji touched Lu Mingfei’s bed and talked to him Slept one night.

[I always feel that if there is no judgment here, there will be no drama ()]

[Lu Mingfei is also an adult, so drinking a little alcohol is normal, right? Then look at the level of drunkenness. If it exceeds 90, trigger a plot about drunkenness and so on]

[Lu Mingfei’s ‘drunkness level’: 1D100=1 (???)]

[Are you a drunkard who never pours a thousand glasses of wine? 】

[I don’t even know what to do here, so let’s make a supplementary judgment]

[1~3. The answer is that a thousand cups will not be poured out (Lu Mingfei obtained the ‘I just don’t get drunk and tease you’ physique)]

[4~7. Lu Mingfei actually has a strange physique of the male protagonist. He cannot get drunk, but people who drink with him can easily get drunk and then reveal their feelings]

[8. In fact, nothing happened last night. Lu Mingfei hugged Qing Ji and slept all night while he was awake (used as a pillow)]

[9. Lu Mingfei had an erotic dream while awake and ended up being really jealous! ? 】

【10. Super expansion of chaos】

【1D10=10】

【1D2=1】

【.I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have just added a dice on a whim for the effect of the program, and the result really was the effect of the program】

[1. In fact, nothing happened. Lu Mingfei had a dream while holding Qingji, and in the dream he traveled to a ship called the Golden Deer]

【2. ↑+ It seems to be another ship called the Argo? 】

【3. Something indescribable happened to Qingji! ? 】

[4. In the dream, I ran to the ghost island and was raped by the drunken boy above (an erotic dream?)]

【5. ↑+ was raped by Minamoto Raikou? (illusion?)】

【6. ↑+ was raped by two people together? (illusion?)】

[7. Being raped by Prela Tirep (Oh, wait, think about it carefully, this is the job of a dream demon)]

【8. Being fooled by B.B (nightmare?)】

[9. Encountered someone from the Five Colored Sakura Team]

【10. Super expansion of chaos】

【1D10=10】

[1D2=2 (big failure!)]

【Please let me go! ! ! ! 】

[Ah, I'm too lazy to think too much, I don't have time! so be it! ‘Great success will unfold with great failure’ This kind of unfolding is great! 】

[1. I ran aboard the Argo in my dream, and somehow had an indescribable relationship with Pollux (Sister Gemini), so I was chased by Castor (Brother Gemini), and after entering the singularity Will be in a marked pursuit state】

[2/6, I had an erotic dream of being raped by a drunken boy (not the friendly Caster, but the bad-tempered Assassin). After entering the singularity, I will be left alone by default and dragged to the ghost island]

[3. Same as above, but the target is Chou Gozen]

[4/7, B.B Prey’s nightmare, you will be thrown directly to the prison island at the beginning of the singularity]

[5. Although it is an erotic dream, it is also Katniss’s nightmare. After entering the singularity, he was labeled as ‘Poseidon’ and hunted by Katniss (the mastermind behind the scenes is the evil B.B, not the author)]

[8. A strange dream in contact with someone from Sakura Sentai. At the beginning of the singularity, he left the team to form a team with someone from Sakura Sentai and was chased by BB]

【9,2+3】

【10. Super expansion of chaos】

【1D10=5】

[Does Lu Mingfei still remember the specific content of the dream? 】

[Difficulty: 35]

[Lu Mingfei’s ‘inspiration’: 1D100=15]

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Lu Mingfei couldn't remember exactly what happened that night. He just remembered that he seemed to have had a strange dream. He couldn't remember the specific content of the dream. He just remembered that it seemed to be an erotic dream?

For some reason, Lu Mingfei felt like it was both an erotic dream and a nightmare. In the last impression, he seemed to be being chased by a woman, and then he woke up in confusion.

After all, Lu Mingfei is a teenager in his prime years. After having an erotic dream, it is inevitable that he will leave something behind, right?

It was nothing at all. At most, I was embarrassed to wash my pants or something.

However, at that time, no one knew that Qing Ji had the habit of sneaking into An Zhen's bed at night.

After all, when she was in the Singularity, everyone's impression of Qing Ji was not that of a crazy woman, but of a polite young lady.

"."

Lu Mingfei covered his face silently.

What is this all about?

The most outrageous thing is that I don’t know why Mashu didn’t quarrel with Qinghime. Instead, the lady “who didn’t even know who was quarreling with Qinghime” broke up with Qinghime.

←to be continued!