Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

68. This is a spoiler-free title

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Lu Mingfei said he had no emotion in his heart when he saw the first emperor Ying Zheng and the Roman god Caesar who were bored and started competing to see who could bake a more delicious Neptune-style barbecue without cheating with the 'Emperor's Privilege' or 'Eternal Throne'. That must be a lie.

Not to mention the super high pressure Fuyuki Twelve Hours.

At the same time, what was France doing?

France was playing from beginning to end, and the only free time Lu Mingfei had was when he passed the work to Camila and was forced to fish.

Even including the time in Chaldea, Lu Mingfei had never had such a leisurely time during his journey to restore his humanity.

Really relaxed, as if it were a Roman holiday.

Lu Mingfei even had time to think of useless things.

For example, "Since it is possible to find Hecate only if you encounter an incident during the journey, is it bad luck or luck to be involved in the incident?" or "Join 'No matter what we do, as long as we embark on the journey, we will be able to find Hecate. If it is equivalent to providing power to Hecate, how to calculate luck or not?"

If this was a tabletop role-playing game that relied on dice rolls to determine the unfolding content, the game moderator in charge of writing the story must be troubled right now.

Kiyohime and Akuko, who had put on swimsuits, sparked a fighting spirit between them.

Mainly the one-sided one between Kiyohime and Aku Hinako.

At this time, Akukoko was feeling excited because she could finally leave the city where people gathered. In order to vent her literal passion that had nowhere to vent, she volunteered to run into the sea to hunt for food.

Then Qingji somehow got a sense of competition and jumped into the sea.

Lu Mingfei thought they were playing some kind of "you jump, i jump" game.

By the way, because of the castrated version of the Soul-based Shadow System used, the clone Qingji projected to the singularity at this time was actually not much stronger than an ordinary person, so the prey she brought back looked far inferior to Akuko.

However, I don’t know if Akuhiko has some kind of unique talent. The meat of the food Akuko brought back was very poor. Although it was not inedible after being processed, the taste was very difficult to eat.

The barbecue that Qing Ji brought back had a normal taste - barbecue, as long as the meat quality is not too bad and all kinds of seasonings are on it, the taste won't be too bad.

"Come on, Lord Anzhen, these are sea beast meat skewers that I grilled with the flame of my own 'love'. Feel my sincere love!"

"Thank you for being able to say such things without any shame."

Perhaps because of the relaxed holiday atmosphere, Lu Mingfei started his usual routine again:

"Aww (Chewing meat skewers) Actually, after listening to your self-report, I have been wanting to complain. Although your pen pal named Xiaoyu taught you to create a character, she must be very bad at this kind of thing, right? After all, Think about it, it’s too weird to think of using the name of a gay man who dumped you as an exclusive nickname or something like that, isn’t it?”

Although he is telling the truth.

Although this was actually something Lu Mingfei had been holding back in his heart for a long time and wanted to complain about.

But it still caused major damage to Qing Ji

[The ‘blow’ received by Qingji: 1D100=88]

A particularly heavy blow!

Qingji was so frustrated that she bent forward or kneeled on the deck.

Perhaps because he was already a married man, Lu Mingfei didn't even bother to pretend to be a straight man.

Of course, it could also be that the beer that Master Ka tried to make made him a little heady.

Since he officially changed his job as a Lingzi hacker, Master Ka seems to have opened the door to a new world. His waist no longer hurts and his back is no longer sore. His energy and energy have been lifted, and he has vaguely changed from dull to bright. Showing signs of coquettishness, he also began to tinker with some fancy stuff.

For example, he plans to make his various spirit magic tricks into 'cards' or something.

Kadok said excitedly: "From today on, I am the Pharaoh!"

Lu·Humanoid Self-propelled Tucao Machine couldn't help but say: "Do you think you are Atum? Why do I think you are Sakura Kinomoto." (Note: "Yu-Gi-Oh!" and "Cardcaptor Sakura" ("Cardcaptor Sakura") Sakura Magic Card》))

However, at least this "sparkling water that completely simulates all the data of beer" Lu Mingfei thinks is very good and a bit exciting.

Speaking of which, if even the effects of alcohol are perfectly simulated, is this thing considered sparkling water or beer, or is it beer disguised as sparkling water?

The little devils ran out at this time, drinking wine with one hand and eating meat skewers with the other. They did not forget their own job: "If a monster is considered human by everyone around him, he himself will also feel that he is a human. Everything about him They have all been replaced by humans, so brother, do you think this monster is really a human?"

"Are you starting to tease the Riddler again?" Lu Mingfei snorted coldly, "Bah! I'm telling you here, the King of Heaven is here today, and I am also a human being! I'm a real person with a good foundation and a bright red face. The red flag—the red of the five-star red flag! Did you know that there were no goblins after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

The little devil shrugged, and the smile on his face was as coquettish as ever. He was just a man, so it felt like it came out of a Tanmei article. In short, he was gay in Gay: "I'm not emphasizing myself. Is it a character?"

"Tsk, go, go, don't come here to spoil my fun. I'm not interested in your Riddler."

As he spoke, Lu Mingfei picked up a large piece of meat from an unknown part and stuffed it into Lu Mingze's mouth, blocking his mouth forcibly.

Maybe it's really a bit high.

Maybe it was the long-lost 'real holiday' atmosphere that allowed Lu Mingfei to let himself go a little bit.

However, Su Xiaoqiang sneered at this: "Look at your virtue, even if you let yourself go, you are so petty."

"Otherwise, what do you think I can do?" Lu Mingfei actually shouted back, "Am I going to be released into space like Xiao Gao?" (Note: "Ko Gao and Gang" are the screenwriters of "Danganronpa")

"Suddenly I admire your ability to use random examples to trick people into making excuses. Just how geeky are you?"

"It's because of people like you that we otakus have such a bad reputation" (Note: a classic meme of an otaku scolding others for looking down on other otakus)

"Huh!?" Su Xiaoqiang suddenly glared at Lu Mingfei fiercely.

Lu Mingfei was a little timid.

Looking at Qingji who barely recovered from the blow, she was confused: "What kind of encrypted call are they having?"

Chef Ka, who was busy making desserts for a boatload of people with Lip, was asked by Qing Ji, and he didn't know how to answer, so he simply threw a smart phone with Internet connection to Qing Ji: "This thing is connected to Caleb." In the database, you can just search for keywords."

However, it would not be entirely true to say that Lu Mingfei was letting himself go.

Observant readers must have noticed that some people were left out in the description of those who enjoyed the Roman holiday.

This is certainly not because there are so many characters that I have forgotten their existence after writing about them before.

It's because they are now in a state where they must avoid it on their own.

Take animation as an example. Although it is a swimsuit bonus, there are always some characters who can only fill the screen with Holy Light and Shadow Priest in order to be able to play it, or even cut the shot so that only their voices can be heard. No one was seen.

That's right.

I’m talking about Illya, Chloe, Miyu, and Irisviel.

In the words of Ms. He, who is the main culprit in providing swimsuits: "Although generally speaking, children are more suitable for dressing up in a cute style than coquettish and bold ones, but Ms. Illya is an exception! Whoa, whoa, what fear in this world There is no elementary school student who is more suitable for dressing up in the ○○ style than Illya!"

Let’s not talk about why Miyou was also included.

However, Irisviel does not have the body shape of a primary school student. Irisviel was harmonized mainly because there was something wrong with the coloring of her bikini. Under the dazzling sunlight, it looked like she was not wearing anything at first glance.

For the sake of harmony and friendship, during the period described by the author, it happened to be the turn of the magical girls (← Irisviel was actually only 9 years old, but Illya and Chloe were 17 years old) to take charge of the watch tower On duty.

Although it is a long and boring journey like a holiday, no one can guarantee that there will be no accidents.

Although there are arrangements for spells with effects such as radar, such things are basically useless when encountering an 'accident' and are not as effective as the human eye.

For example, now——

"Hmm?"

Although it was not described in detail, in fact, in addition to Miyu, the common sense person who said "Wouldn't it make me sick if I eat cold and hot things at the same time?", Illya, Chloe and Irisviel were also there. Enjoying ice cream and barbecue.

It's a pity that now Shinji and Drake can't freely summon the Royal Navy's ship maids like Shinji and Drake before.

At this time, Chloe seemed to find something with his clairvoyance.

It is said that Merlin's clairvoyance can see through the 'present', and Solomon's clairvoyance can see through the 'future'

Chloe also has clairvoyance, which she inherited from an unnamed archer.

She has good eyesight()

Although it is only something that can "see far", it is actually surprisingly practical. After all, the more useful the setting is, the more likely it is to have special limitations.

In Lu Mingfei’s words: “Which major DC comic event have you seen that didn’t find a way to ban Superman at the beginning?”

Such as now

"that is"

Chloe seems to have discovered something.

——Point of divergence·Appearance——

[I finally thought about it for a long time, and I felt that it was better not to think about it so much, and simply, if your luck value is low, then you will encounter an incident]

[So what is the triggered event? 】

【1. Appeared! It’s a KTV hall on the sea! ? 】

【2/7, Appeared! It’s Ghost Island! 】

【3/8/9, appeared! It's Aeaea! 】

【4. Appeared! Yes, it’s my daughter’s Amazon country! ? 】

【5. ↑+ "Wukong, save me!" Who is calling for help? 】

【6. Boeotia.? 】

【10. Super expansion of chaos】

【1D10=1】

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Chloe rubbed her eyes.

Some people wonder if their clairvoyance, which has excellent vision, is seeing it wrong.

"Guys, guess what I saw?"

"Xiao Hei, why are you suddenly speaking in a translator's voice?" Illya's focus was obviously not right.

In stark contrast to Irisviel, who was completely enjoying food and fishing, Miyu, who was really conscientious and responsible in carrying out her shifts at the sentry tower, was holding a telescope and immediately pointed in the direction that Chloe was yelling at. Look over.

".It's a KTV." At this time, there was a bit of weirdness in the voice of Bingmeimeiyou.

Chloe immediately nodded repeatedly.

"It's so weird! It's such a weird metal building island that looks like a luxury hotel building. Forget it, why do you have to use LED lights to make the three very big letters of 'KTV' on top of it!? Is the person who designed this building out of his mind? Isn’t it too weird!?”

Chloe was still yelling.

"Captain, there's something going on." Meiyou had already informed Drake immediately.

Drake, who was sipping beer, responded vaguely twice. As the Golden Deer gradually approached, the strange metal building standing on the ocean finally appeared. In front of the Chaldean adventure group.

"."

Because it was too weird and no one had any objections, Drake chose to avoid it silently.

Although I planned to just pretend I didn’t see it.

However, as the KTV was left behind, everyone could hear a faint and charming singing voice coming from behind, as if they were hallucinating.

Except for Qing Ji who yelled angrily, "Where did the little goblin come from?", everyone, regardless of gender, began to pay inexplicable attention to the singing, and there was an urge to turn back in their hearts, looming, itching unbearably.

This feeling gradually dissipated as the distance increased, but when he came back to his senses, Drake at the helm was shocked to find that the illegal building on the sea appeared in front of him again.

As long as you try to stay away, the faint singing will once again attract people's soul without even realizing it.

After several attempts to no avail, everyone discussed and decided to stop the boat and approach this illegal building on the sea.

It would be wrong to say that there are no clues.

But this appearance does seem very inconsistent.

To be specific.

"The song that seduces and attracts souls on the journey to the underworld. Is it really the Siren?"

"It feels like you can't be immune even if you use BKB." (Note: BKB is the Black King Staff in "DOTA")

"It's already very inconsistent, Lu Mingfei, can you please stop spoiling the atmosphere with your rants?"

Sirens

Or in other words, the wonderful song that seduces sailors at sea, makes them fall into the sea, and then harvests their souls.

Similar legends exist all over the world, both in the East and the West.

It is generally believed that this is because the boring and depressing environment of sea travel, coupled with the lack of vitamin supplements, make sailors prone to similar hallucinations at sea.

On a rough sea, once you have this kind of hallucination and fall into the sea, you are basically sentenced to death without any difference.

But then again.

This journey was originally a journey to the underworld.

Although it is normal to encounter sirens on this kind of journey, since we are all planning to go to the underworld, there is no need to bother the sirens to arrest people to go to the underworld for performance reasons.

So why are these sirens stopping the Chaldean adventure group?

You can't be bored and find someone to sing, right?

——Disagreement · Emergence——

[1/7, the answer is to force performance (Hello!?)]

[2/9, the answer is that I am bored and find someone to sing and play with]

[3/8, The answer is to stare at the handsome guy on the boat (?)]

[4. The answer is to focus on the beauty on the boat (??)]

[5. The answer is to focus on Illya on the ship (???)]

[6. The answer is blind date (????)]

【10. Super expansion of chaos】

[1D10=6 (fuck)]

——to be continued!

It almost scared me to death that I didn't have perfect attendance.