Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

Kirshtalia Wodem

Absolutely elite. To put it simply, this person's life can be summed up in one sentence: "A strong life requires no explanation."

The British man was born in an ancient magic family that has been passed down since the mythical era, but he did not get much support from the family. When he was a child, his father hired a magician killer to hit his body with the legendary bullet 'Origin Bullet', which left him paralyzed. Being expelled from the family.

Later, he practiced magic in Italy. After returning to the family, he used iron and blood to cleanse those who opposed him and expelled his father. At a young age, he became the head of the Wodam family.

Kirshtalia is a living legend, and everyone thinks that his legend will continue, including Lu Mingfei, who just listened to the news.

Because of the existence of this aura, many people would subconsciously create characters such as 'Domineering President' and 'Long Aotian' for him in their minds.

Because of respect, they kept him at a distance, so few people knew that Kirshtalia was actually a funny person.

Secretly, he also opens a small account to play games online. When Lu Mingfei was an Internet celebrity, he ended up giving likes to videos. He was not like some people imagined, saying that "Ma Xiu is his" or "declaring his love for Chaldea". "Sovereignty", he simply thought the video was interesting, so he later took the time to complete the animation of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure".

"Do you need me to move the Civil Affairs Bureau here for you?"

Even in terms of thinking outside the box, Kirshtalia is elite.

Most people may think he is joking, but he is not joking, but serious. He even made a suggestion that he thought was reasonable after careful consideration in his mind:

"It's only half a month since the first soul transfer operation. There's still time. Lu Mingfei is Chinese. If you don't have a nationality, you will be considered a Chinese national after marriage. I have studied the Chinese system of astrology and know their When getting married, I like to choose a 'good and auspicious day'

New Year is a festive day, and so is getting married. In China, this is called ‘double happiness.’ It seems I have to hurry up.”

Kirshtalia was serious, and what she said was clear and logical.

Normal people would definitely think he was joking, but was Masuna a normal person? She can't distinguish between ordinary people's emotions, so she has been imitating the people around her and subconsciously followed suit.

Matthew looked worried: "Senior brother, it doesn't look like he has any savings."

The pet girl's implication was that she needed money to get married, and Lu Mingfei didn't seem like he could afford it.

How can normal people understand this?

But Kirshtalia is not a normal person.

So I understand.

The young head of the Wodam family waved his hand and said very generously: "No, I'll pay for it, so I'll lend it to him."

Matthew tilted his head: "Why borrow instead of asking?"

The implication, in Lu Mingfei's words, is, "Boss, are you so rich, or what kind of money do you propose that you can only eat melon if you don't pay for it?"

In a sense, Roman's worries are indeed correct. Matthew, who has a blank sheet of paper, has been following Lu Mingfei for a long time. If he imitates and imitates, he may become the second bad guy.

"I have studied magic foundations from all over the world. The foundation is an extension of culture. China's foundation is as independent as the Egyptian foundation but extremely exclusive, so I have specifically studied Chinese culture."

When Kirshtalia said this, she became more and more elated and even hummed from time to time. Her attitude was so proud.

Kirshtalia continued:

"Chinese people are very face-conscious, and they must pay attention to 'face' in everything they do. When paying for a meal, they have to argue about who pays, otherwise they will 'lose face,' so they should also be careful when talking about money. When you say 'borrow', don't say 'please'. It's all about saving face. It's not shabby. The worst thing you can do is postpone the date of repayment. Don't rush it so much. The symbolic points like interest will be enough."

Kirshtalia happily showed Matthew how much of a ‘China expert’ she was.

"Do you know so much about China?" Matthew was curious.

"No, I know the whole world very well! Miss Matthew, I am not a 'China expert', I am a 'World expert'!"

No one is so proud to be able to do this.

The absolute elite, the strongest magician, the light of humanity Kirshtalia's entire personality was shattered into pieces.

Although he originally had this kind of personality, the so-called personality was more of an unauthorized imagination by the people around him.

And it’s not over yet. Seeing that Mathu, who didn’t understand ‘Chinese customs’ at all, looked confused, Kirshtalia continued to explain:

"If you want to get married, you have to get married as early as possible. Not only is it a 'double happiness' wedding in the New Year, Chinese young people now also believe in a saying that those who hold the idea of ​​'getting married after fighting this war' will not be able to go back alive. , one person believes that this is just an idea, a group of people believe that this is a culture, and culture is magic and mystery!

So they are particularly taboo about getting married after doing something big. If they really want to get married, they must get married before the big thing - so it's settled! "

The second-rate captain clapped his hands: "The operation will start in two weeks, so the wedding will be scheduled for a week later. It happens to be the New Year! Now that you have found me, I will help you with it -

Talk about it"

Kirshtalia paused and showed a look of reminiscence.

"I've heard some rumors, but I'm not sure. Just in case I ask again, lest I get it wrong and cause trouble to you and Lu Mingfei - I'm a very serious and serious person, and I never mess around. "

Matthew nodded: "Ask."

"What is your relationship now? Are you boyfriend and girlfriend? Or are you engaged? Has Lu Mingfei proposed to you?"

Ma Xiu recalled his first encounter with Lu Mingfei.

——"I love you so much, beauty, will you be my wife?"

This is what Lu Mingfei said at the time.

So Ma Xiu nodded: "But, senior brother never mentioned it again after that."

"Okay! Then I understand!"

Kirshtalia clapped her hands again, seeming to be even more determined to bring this couple together.

"Since we have been married a long time ago, Lu Mingfei must have not mentioned it there because he was short of money. He must also want to marry you in his heart, and he also wants to settle things before setting off during the New Year to avoid a bad outcome. It’s a sign, but Chinese men are very face-conscious. He’s embarrassed to say that he doesn’t have money, and he’s embarrassed to ask for a loan, so he needs some outside help at this time!”

Kirshtalia became more and more enthusiastic as she spoke, and her whole person vividly demonstrated what it meant to be "ready to move" and "eager to try."

"There is no need to rush to pay back the money. Just pay a nominal amount of interest when the time comes. The key is to help him spend the money first and finance the wedding so that he will be embarrassed to refuse - Matthew, you have no faith, right?"

"No."

"That's good. In that case, just be Chinese. This will save you the trouble of having another fight between the priest stationed in the Chaldean church and the imam stationed in the Chaldean mosque. Let me think about it, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in charge of marriage in China? It doesn’t seem very good, I can’t hire Yue Lao Matchmaker or anything like that.”

Kirshtalia scratched her head, took out her tablet, logged into her account, and sent a private message to Lu Mingfei -

[General Director of Tiandao: Lu Mingfei, do you hate Hera compared to Yuelao Matchmaker? 】

In order to attend the Christmas dinner normally in the evening, Lu Mingfei was gritting his teeth and catching up on his homework, preparing to show off the traditional Chinese arts skills of "one pen, one night, one miracle". Suddenly he received such a text message, and he was a little confused.

[Tiandao Souji], this is the name of the male protagonist in the Japanese special film "Kamen Rider Kabuto". This character is known as "the man who does everything for Tiandao Souji". Lu Mingfei used it when he was flattering his boss. After saying this, the ID was changed the next day.

Lu Mingfei was a little flattered.

Occasionally, the two of them would play interstellar games together.

However, since Lu Mingfei joined the Lion Heart Club and every day besides homework was filled with training, the communication between the two naturally decreased.

Lu Mingfei scratched his head, not quite understanding what the Chaldean captain meant. Test yourself? It doesn't look like that. Are you trying to label yourself with unfounded charges? Kirshtalia is not that kind of person.

I can't figure it out even after thinking about it, but it has been automatically displayed as read, so I'd be embarrassed not to answer.

Lu Mingfei subconsciously moved his fingers and typed "I don't care"

But after thinking about it, I felt that the tone might not be very good. Although Chaldea's translation machine is powerful, it is not without its pitfalls. Who knows what kind of grammatical changes will occur in the process of converting Chinese to English.

So Lu Mingfei changed his explanation:

[Ricardo Lu: I like them all]

Lu Mingfei had just gone back, but the other party responded within a few seconds:

[General Director Tiandao: Do ​​you even like Yue Lao? 】

The words are also followed by a cute bunny emoticon with a shocked face!

Lu Mingfei was speechless for a moment and didn't know how to explain it. After thinking about it, he bit the bullet and replied:

[Ricardo Lu: Sissy transformation is as popular here as in Japan. Who says Yue Lao must be a boy? Beware of female boxing warning]

[Chief Tendao: Okay, I understand]

Lu Mingfei was still a little confused.

No, what do you understand?

Lu Haihuang always felt a little uneasy, but after thinking about it, he couldn't figure out why such a big shot wanted to provoke a bad guy like him.

Fortunately, he now has a boss, so Lu Mingfei took a screenshot of his conversation with Kirshtalia and sent it to his boss Chu Zihang and eldest sister Su Xiaoqiang, asking them to provide him with advice and research. Research what this means.

Su Xiaoqiang didn't reply. I heard that she has now been recognized as a member of the Modern Magic Coel-Melloi Classroom in the UK. They are also celebrating Christmas there. It seems that there is a man named Flatt holding a mobile phone and asking her to join him. Participate remotely via video. Maybe she didn't have time to look.

Chu Zihang replied immediately:

[Facial Paralysis Leng Shao: I’ll go ask]

As always concise and to the point. Oh, by the way, the face-paralyzed Leng Shao was originally a note written by Lu Mingfei to Chu Zihang. Chu Zihang’s real ID is ‘Murasame’.

Chu Zihang dialed Kirshtalia's private message: "What are you and Lu Mingfei doing?"

"While preparing for his wedding, making some ceremonial magic arrangements, I'll see if I can invite Hera to the Antarctic." (Note: Hera is the queen of Greek mythology, in charge of marriage)

Kirshtalia answered very smoothly, as if she was just talking about an ordinary and natural topic like eating and chatting.

Chu Zihang hung up the phone subconsciously.

He was a little stunned and doubtful about life, so he subconsciously sent a text message to Lu Mingfei: "Congratulations."

Lu Mingfei: "??? Are you all here to be my Riddlers?"

But the bad kid didn't have the guts to say "Get out of here, Riddler!" to these two.

I just have an inexplicable stomachache. Maybe it’s because I haven’t slept in the past few days, okay?

——[There are differences in the development of the story]——

[For this series of confusing operations, Lu Mingfei decided]

[1. Drop your homework and go investigate]

[2. I think it’s nothing to do with me, it’s just that the bosses are sending people crazy again, so I don’t care]

【1D2=2】

[Lu Mingfei seemed completely unaware of what was waiting for him and missed the final preparation to resolve the misunderstanding]

——to be continued!

I spent a whole day half-asleep and half-awake, and when I woke up I still had a stomachache. I happened to see everyone discussing the issue of illness in the author group, and the discussion turned into a fancy way of reporting the various problems of the people around me. Hearing this story of illness and death made me feel bad. In addition, the word count is 3K+, so I will update this one first (it happens that the new book issue cannot be updated too fast).