Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

35. Bu Piaoliang spent half his life only regretting that he had not met his master.

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Although the sixth singularity point of the original FGO game is very good, there is still a BUG.

When Master Sanzang first appeared, she was actually in the camp of the Knights of the Round Table. She lived in the holy capital of the Knights of the Round Table for a long time before leaving to travel alone. According to this logic, it is impossible for her not to know the Holy City of the original work. What exactly does the so-called 'Shengba' want to do?

But she herself has a relatively cold attitude towards this aspect, as if she has no idea at all and has never mentioned it at all. It is even possible that Mushroom forgot about it after writing about it. Although this part of the plot in the animated version is very poor , but let’s make a repair patch and change the initial refresh location of Master Sanzo directly to the Sun King Ozymandias, correcting Sanzo’s indifferent attitude of turning a blind eye to the massacred people.

But it seems that Ozymandias will not appear in this book at present. The refresh location of Master Tripitaka has gone round and round to the Holy City of Camelot.

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Lu Mingfei looked at the woman in front of him with subtle eyes.

It's not that there's anything wrong with her clothes, maybe it's because of the reason of "doing as the Romans do when in town", she didn't wear the iconic black bear cassock that makes people drool after looking at it, but she wore the uniform of the Knights of the Round Table. .Standard cape?

Although it looks subtle like a quilt or something.

But that's not the point.

"What! Is XXX actually a woman!?" - this kind of statement.

Because Lu Mingfei has seen too many examples and is no longer surprised by this, but considering that he is currently playing ‘Charlemagne as Bradamante’, so let’s shout here:

"What!? That Master Tripitaka is actually a woman?!"

Lu Mingfei looked at Sanzang in shock.

Sanzang in front of him stared at Lu Mingfei with brown-black eyes, with a somewhat subtle feeling in his eyes: "Are you my imagination? I always feel that the 'shock' emotion in your words is unexpectedly thin."

"It must be an illusion!"

‘Bradamant’ said righteously.

"After all, in the famous story "Journey to the West", Master Tripitaka, you are famous for being slow!"

"Why am I so famous for being slow!?"

"The story of the White Bone Demon! Three times! Three times! And every time the protective circle Mr. Sun Wukong drew for you, you stepped out every time, didn't you!?"

"Gu!?"

Sanzang covered his chest hard as if he had been hit hard and took half a step back.

"Those things! It's all because of force majeure!"

Master Sanzang turned red in the face and hesitantly said something like "Buddha has the virtue of a good life", "The life of monsters is also life", "Vegetarian food does not satisfy hunger", "There is nothing you can do about dizziness" and so on. His words were incomprehensible, and the air around him seemed to become happier because of it.

Then Sanzang quickly - in a very lame tone, forcibly changed the topic and said:

"Speaking of which, you all know me when you live in such a far away place? I didn't even expect that I was so famous."

"The story of "Journey to the West" is indeed very famous."

"is that so?"

"That's right, Master Sanzang, don't you know? When heroic spirits appear in the world, they basically get all kinds of 'common sense'. "Journey to the West" is also part of common sense. It is among a lot of boring knowledge that has been forcibly stuffed in. You have such an interesting story, so all the heroic spirits know you."

"I feel embarrassed when you say that." Sanzang touched his blushing face a little shyly, "Is this what you call a 'star'? I didn't expect that I would become so popular."

"Oh no, actually you are not that popular." 'Bradamant' started to tell the truth in her own style.

"Ah?" Sanzang, who was still shy at first, was stunned.

Lu Mingfei crossed his arms and said: "The real big star is Monkey King. What do you think of Master Tripitaka? His performance in the story is very annoying. It would be better to have more negative comments!"

"Why?!"

'Bradamante' looked at Sanzang with pure and curious eyes: "Why do you think you will be popular?"

It was as if he was talking about the common sense that an apple would fall to the ground when ripe. This attitude only made Master Tripitaka feel even more hurt.

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That's the truth.

Except for a very small number of people, as long as they don’t look at it with colored glasses, people who normally watch the story of "Journey to the West" will hate Sanzang very much. If some conspiracy theories are not involved, Sanzang is the most annoying character in "Journey to the West" , Master Tripitaka will undoubtedly win the first place with an overwhelming advantage.

After all.

First, the protagonist of "Journey to the West" is not Master Tripitaka, but Sun Wukong.

Secondly, Wu Chengen, the author of "Journey to the West", obviously uses Master Tripitaka as a negative teaching material to impress readers. It can even be said that for readers of "Journey to the West", this is the only real The villain is Master Tripitaka who holds a tight curse.

Readers must have a sense of immersion when reading novels and bring them into the perspective of Sun Wukong. Is Sanzang a villain? It's still the most painful situation of 'friendly siege'.

Those who like Tripitaka are definitely a few exceptions, or they are looking at Tripitaka through colored glasses-'filters'-or something like that. In the final analysis, the character of Tripitaka Master is almost always regarded by the author himself in the story. It was created as the opposite.

There are definitely many readers who wish to beat Sanzang to death or think, "Senior Brother, forget it! At worst, we can go back to Huaguo Mountain and not be so angry!"

Bradamante is an honest man.

Lu Mingfei, who plays this honest man, also expressed his negative attitude towards Master Tripitaka very deeply.

Lu Mingfei hates Master Tripitaka. He has no choice. He likes Brother Monkey. In addition, he didn't have many entertainment activities when he was a child. He watched the TV series "Journey to the West" countless times. Sanzang's stupid behavior.

Now that you have seen the real owner, why don't you complain and complain?

The most incomprehensible thing for Lu Mingfei, who has stepped into the perspective of Sun Wukong, is Sun Wukong's childish attitude towards Master Tripitaka.

Now that I have seen the real owner, I can understand a little bit.

Lu Mingfei looked at Sanzang, who had an "explosive" figure in front of him - a visual impact that gave people an "explosion", and his stunning beauty that could kill both men and women.

What a monster.

When Monkey Sun saw this person for the first time, he was afraid that Master Sanzang had succeeded in enchanting him while running in the COC group, and Monkey Sun himself had failed in willpower resistance or something like that.

"Then again, Master Tripitaka, when you read the story of "Journey to the West" in your mind, wouldn't you feel disgusted with yourself from the perspective of God? Or are you already so slow?"

Although he was not really scolded, Sanzang, whose eyes were full of tears at this time, felt that he was particularly wronged: "I, I don't know, what is "Journey to the West"? Although I have plans to put my Write down what you see and hear, but”

"'Journey to the West' is a novel, and it's very interesting."

"A novel? That's a story! It's a story that was randomly adapted by the opera troupe, right? It's not nonsense to elaborate, and the adaptation is not a random fabrication! I must have been hacked!"

Lu Mingfei thought carefully.

Well, if you want to say that Wu Chengen is the chief fan of Master Tripitaka, then there is nothing wrong with him.

But ah.

The way Lu Mingfei looked at the 'female' Sanzang in front of him was even more subtle.

Although there are countless parallel worlds, and anyone may have another self with a different gender in a certain world, but how to say this, as a female Tripitaka, this is too subtle.

"To put it bluntly, if you are not a woman, the senior brother's attitude towards you is not very understandable. If you think about it this way, the senior brother next to the male Sanzang should be the senior sister, a female monkey, right?" Lu Mingfei began to be confused. Thinking.

"What's the matter of male and female? Wukong is a stone monkey born in the earth, and he is also proficient in the art of transformation. How can there be any gender of human men and women?" Sanzang muttered in a low voice.

Lu Mingfei was stunned by this statement. At first glance, there seems to be no problem.

However, Lu Mingfei thought about it carefully and pushed out the image of 'senior sister' that could not help but appear in his mind, and then he noticed a problem.

"Master Sanzang, why are you so unfamiliar with "Journey to the West"?"

"Why am I not a stranger? I've never heard of it!"

"But this is common sense for heroic spirits when they appear in the world."

"so!"

Master Tripitaka increased his voice.

"I don't know! I don't understand what is a heroic spirit or not. After death, shouldn't the soul go to a place like the underworld? What exactly are heroic spirits?"

Lu Mingfei's eyes narrowed, and he noticed a key point: "That is to say. Just in case, I want to confirm, Master Tripitaka, are you a heroic spirit?"

"I'm not dead yet!"

Lu Mingfei: "!!!"

This is great news.

"In other words, you are still alive?" Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.

Sanzang rolled his eyes at Lu Mingfei: "Of course I am a living person. Didn't I say it before? "Journey to the West" or something like that. According to you, my story is not over yet. I just left before. I arrived in Tianzhu and was on my way back to the Tang Dynasty in the East, when suddenly there was a strong wind and sand, and when I came to my senses, I lost my way."

Lu Mingfei suddenly became excited and began to look around. This was not the first time that Lu Mingfei and Chaldea had met this legendary existence in 'life'. The reason why he was so excited now was mainly because——

"Elder brother! That means Master Sun Wukong is also here, right?"

Lu Mingfei immediately assumed the attitude of a fan meeting his idol, and began to look around nearby.

Sanzang suddenly felt a little more depressed: "You want to see Wukong. I have been separated from him for a long time, but not long ago, I met a female Wukong while getting lost and got her help." (Note: The plot of the FGO Tripitaka event, although not very important, is also part of the main plot)

"Is there really a senior sister?"

Lu Mingfei suddenly felt stable. Judging from his past experiences with singularities, the stronger the enemy, there must be equally powerful help somewhere in the singularity. Look at Master Sanzang in front of him, oh! It's still in the state of 'life', that's for sure! The friendly BOSS this time must be Brother Monkey, right?

What? Not Brother Monkey, but Sister Monkey? Not senior brother, but senior sister?

There is no need to pay attention to such details. In short, Lu Mingfei believes that now that communication with Chaldea is temporarily interrupted, what he should do is undoubtedly——

"Master is here! Please bow to me as a disciple!"

"???"

Sanzang was shocked by his unscrupulous behavior: "What are you doing?"

"For half of his life, Bu Piaoliang has only regretted that he has never met his master. If he doesn't give up, Bu is willing to worship him as his adoptive father and adoptive mother! He will go through fire and water without hesitation!"

Tripitaka: "."

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In general, Lu Mingfei didn't have much concern about whether Sanzang in his world was actually a woman. At most, he could only complain about "Is our world actually a Japanese game?"

The most classic Japanese version of Journey to the West is naturally the 1978 version, in which Natsume Masako plays Tang Sanzang. It is also a tradition for a woman to play Master Sanzang. It is not only done in Japan, but in a sense it can also be said to be the people's. The public would love to see it - but it must be emphasized that Natsume Masako's version of Tang Sanzang is not "feminine". Although the actor is a female, he is still a male in the plot.

But later on it became more and more crooked. The Japanese seemed to have been playing this game as early as the Edo period. The most classic one is "Water Margin" by Qu Ting and Ma Qin - sex. The Water Margin has been transformed (male to female, female to male).

It’s old two-dimensional.

Compared with the expectation of "Oh my God, are you going to meet my brother Sun in this singularity next?", Lu Mingfei felt that the gender issue of Master Cricket Sanzang was not that important.

On the contrary, Sanzang was led around half a circle by Lu Mingfei's magical brain circuit, and frowned, feeling like "I seem to have forgotten what I originally wanted to say."

Lu Mingfei comforted him: "Since I can't remember it, it must not be something important, right?"

".perhaps?"

Master Sanzang scratched his head.

"Forget it, that's it, Miss Bu - Speaking of which, you were introduced here by Agegui Wenqing, right?"

Lu Mingfei nodded.

"That's fine. He is one of the few serious people in this round table. He has a little problem, but you are also a woman, so you don't have to worry too much."

"what is the problem?"

"He's misogynistic."

".?"

"Actually, it's nothing." Sanzang waved his hand, "This is a good thing. Most of the other Knights of the Round Table, except Tristan, are good people, but they take the difference between men and women too lightly or are too enthusiastic. To put it bluntly, it’s a good thing that Aggui Wenqing has no sexual interest in women.”

Sanzang shook his head: "He is actually very smart, but mentally he is somewhat distorted because of it. This is all because his mother, the old witch named Morgan, is a bad woman, and the king he serves is actually a woman, which is a big blow to him. , until now, he has 'revered' King Arthur as a male, so sometimes his behavior will be very extreme. If you don't want to be involved in the commotion within the Round Table, it is best to stay with Mr. Aggui. , while maintaining a certain distance from Aggui Wenqing himself."

"Miss Sanzang, is this your experience as someone who has been there?"

"Yes, as someone who has been here, it's strange that I have stayed here for a while." Sanzang frowned, "I should have something very important to explain to you. What is it? Why can’t I remember?”

[Difficulty: 30]

[Master Tripitaka’s ‘inspiration’: 1D100=19 (Sun Wukong: “How many times have I told you! Don’t step out of the circle I drew! 0”)]

[Master Tripitaka’s ‘impression’ of Lu Mingfei, ‘Charlemagne disguised as Bradamante’:]

[1D100+30 (Isn’t it too much to correct Sanzo who is so easily deceived?) =52+30=82 (unexpectedly ordinary)]

Lu Mingfei just looked at Master Sanzang in front of him, hugging his chest, tilting his head, frowning his beautiful eyebrows, thinking hard for a while, but he didn't come up with a reason first.

Lu Mingfei consoled him, "It's okay. Sanzang, don't you forget Sun Wukong's advice not to step out of the circle every day? Anyway, Sun Wukong will definitely come to save you after something goes wrong."

"Can this be considered a comfort to you!? Stereotypes! These are all stereotypes!" Sanzang, even a good-tempered person, couldn't stand it anymore: "Damn it - damn Wu Cheng'en!"

However, Prelatti pushed them away at this time: "Bradamante, have you changed your clothes? Agreed has allowed us to attend the next round table meeting."

Lu Mingfei, who was preoccupied with the possibility of meeting his childhood idol Brother Monkey (Sister?), realized what he was doing and quickly started to change clothes - Ageguiwen obviously didn't want to see 'Bradamante' wearing the original clothes. 'Shang Dynasty'.

Anyway, let’s put aside what ‘very important thing’ Master Tripitaka forgot.

Finally, we can get a glimpse of the current situation of this singularity——

——to be continued!