Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Natasha's home, Louisiana, USA.

Natasha was wrapped in a bath towel, sitting on the sofa, her slender legs crossed together, looking at Lu Mingfei expressionlessly.

Lu Mingfei responded with an obedient sitting posture.

"Mr. Lu Mingfei, can I call the police and say that you broke into a house and peeped at me?" Natasha narrowed her eyes, "Do you know that this is Louisiana, and according to the fortress principle, I even have the right to pay for it?" Shoot you."

"If you are really angry, I can let you shoot twice," Lu Mingfei said weakly, "But can you use a smaller caliber one?"

With the strength of his scales, small-caliber firearms cannot hurt him even if they are fired close to the face. But if the caliber is larger, the consequences of being hit at super close range are hard to say. The injury will probably be on the skin. The specific extent of the injury depends on whether the gun that shot him was an AK47 or a Barrett anti-materiel sniper rifle.

Anyway, Natasha shouldn’t always have Barrett at home, right? That thing is a big thing with a caliber of 12.7 mm. It is specially designed to hit tanks and helicopters. If an ordinary person is shot, it will directly break into two pieces.

Just as Lu Mingfei was thinking this, Natasha stood up and opened the couch, revealing a hollow weapon box underneath, inside which lay a heavy sniper rifle that was 1.8 meters tall.

The Anzio anti-materiel sniper rifle, commonly known as the "Anzio Monster", has a 20mm caliber. Barrett can break people into two pieces at most. It may scatter people all over the floor.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Lu Mingfei was stunned.

Natasha closed the sofa again, crossed her arms and sat back down.

"Why do you still have such a thing in your house?" Lu Mingfei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Are you worried that a tank will come to attack you?"

"Be prepared," Natasha shrugged, her bath towel shaking. "Actually, there was just an AWM sniper rifle here. I just replaced this big guy some time ago. If I really want to, I will replace it with this one." The fact that the gun came in actually has something to do with you."

"In your eyes, am I someone who breaks into private houses and peeks at other people's showers?" Lu Mingfei pointed to the tip of his nose with an expression that seemed to be insulted.

"It wasn't originally," Natasha said, "but now it's hard to say."

"This is an accident." Lu Mingfei said dryly, at a loss for words.

When he travels to this world, he will immediately appear near things that are related to him. In the past few times he traveled, he either appeared in Tony's laboratory or in Karma Taj, all of which were related to him.

It was not a strange thing to show up at Natasha's house. After all, although we were not good friends, we were at least acquaintances. But he didn't expect it to be such a coincidence. He happened to catch up with Natasha to take a bath.

He had encountered this kind of awkward timing before. That day, Tony brought home a newly acquired beauty and was about to have a close and intimate communication at a distance, but was interrupted by him traveling through time.

Natasha had a look on her face that said it was an accident, believe it or not.

Based on SHIELD's intelligence capabilities, it should have been found that he would disappear regularly for a period of time, but Natasha did not pursue this issue. Naturally, Lu Mingfei did not want to mention it proactively, so he changed the subject and said, "Natasha, are you still there?" I didn’t say why your upgrade of equipment has anything to do with me.”

"To be precise, it's not you, but people like you with special abilities," Natasha said. "There are still a lot of people with special superpowers in this world, but most of them are not incredibly powerful. To this extent, ordinary firearms still pose a fatal threat to them."

"But there are also a very few people, such as Mr. Stark, you, Hulk, Abomination, and even Thor who calls himself Thor..." Natasha sighed.

"Thor is really the God of Thunder," Lu Mingfei and Thor were friends after all. He subconsciously defended Thor. "Although he doesn't look very smart, has bad luck, and is very unreliable, he still A drunkard, but he is indeed the God of Thunder.”

"Whether he is the God of Thunder or not, there is no doubt about his strength. He is now running to his girlfriend's house every two days. In order to determine his crisis level, we asked him to do a test before," Natasha said.

"Would someone as arrogant as him agree to cooperate with you?" Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"One of my colleagues went there. She said to Thor, 'We want to open our eyes. Can you show us the power of the gods?' He happily agreed," Natasha said.

Lu Mingfei:...

Very good, it's something that Sol's brain can do.

"You are very familiar with him. I don't need to give you a detailed description of his power, right? Anyway, after he demonstrated the 'power of the gods', the large-scale military weapons testing site for him was directly destroyed to the point that it could no longer be used. And according to him, it was just a 'warm-up exercise'," Natasha said.

"It's normal." Lu Mingfei nodded calmly.

Although Thor is a funny character, he is also a very funny character.

"Not to mention Hulk. SHIELD secretly helped Dr. Banner, and you who took Dr. Banner in, stopped many forces that were interested in Hulk, so that they would not always think about seeking death, so as to save us from having to go. Collect the body after the aftermath.”

Natasha's pretty and charming face showed the fatigue of a social animal: "I deal with you superhumans all day long. It's hard for me to feel safe without a hard dick in my hand. What if one of your enemies takes revenge one day? When you involved me, I probably got torn apart accidentally."

Apart from anything else, as for the lizard man some time ago, Natasha asked herself that she was definitely not someone she could deal with.

"Why would we involve you when our enemies seek revenge?" Lu Mingfei was puzzled.

"After the superhero's identity is exposed, every one of his relatives and friends will be in danger," Natasha looked puzzled, "You don't understand such a simple truth?"

Lu Mingfei was even more puzzled than she was: "You don't mean to say that we are friends, do you?"

Natasha:…

…

The chat was stopped and the atmosphere was suddenly not very friendly.

Lu Mingfei thought for a while and decisively prepared to say goodbye and leave.

"Natasha, can I borrow your cell phone?" Lu Mingfei asked shamelessly, "I'll ask the helicopter to pick me up."

Natasha spread her hands: "Sorry, I will only lend things to friends."

Women are so vengeful. Lu Mingfei’s heart is not clear.

Fortunately, Lu Mingfei saw a landline phone in the corner of the living room.

Taking advantage of Natasha's unpreparedness, Lu Mingfei jumped out of the sofa, ran to the landline phone in a few steps, picked up the receiver and started dialing Jarvis's number - to be precise, the person who dialed this number would be... Jarvis performs voiceprint verification, and after passing the verification, Jarvis's services can be obtained.

"Hello? Jarvis?" Lu Mingfei said immediately after the call was dialed.

"Good evening, Mr. Lu Mingfei." Jarvis directly confirmed Lu Mingfei's identity through his voiceprint.

"Can you help me contact my helicopter pilot and ask her to pick me up? The address is..." Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Natasha for help.

"Just say my home," Natasha said angrily, "I guess Mr. Stark must have investigated my information, including my home address."

"The address is... Miss Natasha Romanov's home." Lu Mingfei told Jarvis.

"The pilot is preparing to leave, please wait a moment," Jarvis replied instantly, "In addition, according to Mr. Stark's instructions, the helicopter will take you directly to his home. He and Mr. Steve have important matters to discuss. Tell you."

"Is it important? Why is it so urgent?" Lu Mingfei was curious.

"Mr. Stark said that you will know when you arrive. In addition, he also said that since you are at Ms. Natasha's house, bring her with you." Jarvis said.

Lu Mingfei's head was filled with questions.

Discussing important matters... Then why call Natasha?

He turned to look at Natasha in confusion. With her hearing, she should be able to hear Jarvis's voice on the phone.

Understanding Lu Mingfei's confused eyes, Natasha handed him a mysterious smile. Lu Mingfei could probably read this meaning from her face - Are you curious? Not telling you.

Lu Mingfei narrowed his eyes slightly.

Natasha got up and was about to go to the bedroom to change clothes, but Lu Mingfei stopped her: "By the way, Natasha, do you have a lizard at home?"

Natasha's steps froze.

Lu Mingfei had already started looking for lizards in the cracks of the living room furniture.

"Ahem," Natasha coughed slightly, turned around, and smiled, "I think I want to discuss with you the cooperation between SHIELD and you, right?"

"What kind of cooperation?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, and then a bold idea came to his mind, "Wait a minute! Is the cooperation you are talking about..."

Natasha smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's about SHIELD's cooperation in helping Captain run for president."

Lu Mingfei:...