Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Equipment department, underground base, conference room.

Director Akadulla and Lu Mingfei were arm-in-arm with each other, looking like a sinister man who abducted children and threw firecrackers into the latrine: "Mingfei, think about it carefully, the so-called free day, even though it is Students can do whatever they want without being punished by school rules, but what are they really doing on their annual day of freedom?”

Deputy Director Karl on the side responded: "These ignorant students are just playing real-person CS. Even the ammunition requires Frigga tranquilizer bombs. This kind of boring game can be played against terrorists and the US military every day in the Middle East." You can play, or even play for real, so why take up precious holiday time when you can ignore school rules?"

The Frigga bullet is an alchemical warhead, and it is also one of the most special and practical inventions in the history of alchemical weapons. When the warhead hits the target, it will quickly shatter and vaporize, not hurting anyone, and will only leave a blood-like trace. At the same time, there is a trace amount of anesthetic mixed in it, which will make people unconscious immediately.

Unlike modern tranquilizer guns, which have a range of only more than ten meters, extremely low accuracy, and require at least a minute to take effect after hitting, making them almost useless in actual combat, Frigga bullets not only have the same range and accuracy as ordinary bullets, but also The anesthesia effect is so abnormal that even a B-level hybrid will fall to the ground immediately if hit.

The reason why it is said to be the most practical invention is that in addition to being able to capture targets alive, it also greatly reduces the impact of hybrids on ordinary people in battle.

In Dragon Slaying Operations that take place in the city, commissioners will inevitably have conflicts with ordinary people - such as fights with local gangs and police, which are very common in Dragon Slaying Operations.

In the ancient cold weapon era, it was relatively easy for hybrids to deal with ordinary people who entered the battlefield randomly. All they had to do was knock them unconscious. Even if the opponent had long-range weapons such as crossbows, they would still be a threat to hybrids. Relatively limited.

But since civilization developed into the era of hot weapons, everything has changed.

Modern weapons have narrowed the power gap between hybrids and pure-blood dragons, making it much easier to slay dragons. However, they have also narrowed the gap between ordinary people and hybrids. Faced with a group of ordinary people armed with live ammunition, hybrids Species can no longer stroll over and knock each other out like they did hundreds of years ago - even hybrids can't resist bullets with their flesh and blood.

In a world where thermal weapons were common but the Frigga bullet had not yet been invented, hybrids could only use firearms to deal with ordinary people. Under the huge power of firearms, ordinary people were often left alive or disabled.

For example, some time ago, Lu Mingfei and Susie said that several students from the Lion Heart Society had a conflict with a local Mexican gang while performing a mission. The other party sent 37 people to surround them on the second floor of a nightclub.

Without the Frigga bullets, the students would have had to fight their way out with live ammunition. The headline in the local newspaper the next day was probably "Shocking! Dozens of casualties in gang fight."

But with Frigga bullets, no one would be injured in this battle - being anesthetized and hitting his head on the ground doesn't count.

Therefore, as soon as the Frigga bullet came out, it was recognized by the majority of specialists. Orders poured in. The researcher who invented the Frigga bullet became rich overnight. The researcher was born in a small country, and the royalties from the Frigga bullet made him rich. To be able to influence the economic lifeline of one's own country.

Of course, in Free Day, Frigga Bullets are only used as paintballs in real-life CS.

Lu Mingfei twitched his lips and looked at the director and deputy director: "So what do you want to do, replace Frigga bullets with live ammunition? The principal will tie you to the shooting range and let other students practice blind shooting."

"How could you have such a crazy idea?" Director Akadula looked surprised. "We just want to take advantage of our free day to let the students help experiment with some new things and help us draw a conclusion."

"Huh?" Lu Mingfei was curious.

"Let's talk about the first one first," Director Akadura put out a box. "Although the Frigga bullet is easy to use, it has only one anesthesia effect which is too monotonous. So after the equipment department's painstaking research during this period, we We have also developed several Frigga bullets with different functions, and I hope that students can help us test them when they have a free day."

Director Akadulla put the box on the table and opened it. There were five types of bullets: black, white, green, yellow, and pink.

"Let me introduce," Deputy Director Carl stepped forward, "Black bullets and white bullets are both voice-changing bullets. The person hit by the black bullet will turn into the voice of a royal sister, and the person hit by the white bullet will turn into a lolita. The two colors of sound, black and white, respectively symbolize the black silk of Royal Sister and the white silk of Lolita, and the medicinal effect can last for more than forty-eight hours."

Lu Mingfei instantly felt that he shouldn't be in this ghost place.

"Do these things have any practical value!" Lu Mingfei complained loudly with a dark face, "After hitting the enemy, let the enemy die of shame?!"

"Practical value?" Deputy Director Carl said with a serious and earnest expression, "Obviously your understanding of the value of science and technology is still too superficial. Haven't you heard of such a story?" Faraday discovered electromagnetic induction and When demonstrating it to others, a lady asked: What is the use of this? Faraday immediately asked: What is the use of a newly born child?'.

"When a baby is just born, no one knows what great contribution it will make to society or mankind when it grows up. The same is true for a new technology!" Director Akadulla said, "I am extremely passionate about science. "Pious" face, as if it would emit holy light at any time.

Damn it! Why are you putting on that expression? This thing you invented is already the greatest blasphemy to science, okay? Lu Mingfei complained loudly in his heart.

"Speaking directly is a bit too monotonous and unconvincing. Come on, let me demonstrate this warhead to you..." Deputy Director Karl, as the leader of the Loli faction of the Equipment Department, picked up the white warhead and pressed it on the back of his hand. .

"Don't!" Lu Mingfei stopped him quickly and clasped his wrists with both hands, "Please don't speak to me in a lolita tone with the face of a cold and abstinent male god researcher. I will be suspicious. Did you eat poisonous mushrooms?"

"Then let me demonstrate." Director Akadulla picked up the black bullet at some point and pressed it on the back of his hand.

Lu Mingfei wanted to stop him, but it was too late, and he looked desperate.

"Ahem...ahem," Director Akadulla cleared his throat, "The voice should have changed now."

The corners of Lu Mingfei's eyes were twitching wildly - the strong Arab man in front of him, wearing a white robe and a big beard, was speaking in a clear and elegant voice, even with a slightly smoky voice.

"How is it? Is the transformation perfect?" Director Akadulla said proudly.

If you just listen to the voice, the audience will probably imagine a sexy lady like Fan Bingbing... Lu Mingfei complained in his heart, and at the same time his stomach was a little churning.

"This is our hard work, the fruit of which we spent countless money, talent and energy!" Deputy Director Carl also said proudly.

"If the principal knew that you were using the funds for this, wouldn't he send you to Thailand for surgery?" Lu Mingfei complained.

"No, the principal only cares about the results. As long as the equipment department can steadily provide the school with powerful enough equipment, he will not care about anything we do. Besides, the principal himself is a habitual criminal who embezzles money. You don't know what he is doing. Are there reservations for five-star luxury hotels all over the world?" Director Akadulla said calmly.

"And the principal is an absolute dragon-slaying pragmatist. I even suspect that if we can create a weapon that can kill the dragon king instantly, if the principal is asked to go to Thailand for surgery, he will grit his teeth and fly there, and he will also pay extra money to jump in line for the surgery. ..." Deputy Director Karl said.

"Let's not discuss this topic anymore, let's talk about green bullets." Lu Mingfei said with twitching eyes.

"The green one is a super powerful laxative, a pill that can effectively confuse the enemy's combat thinking," said Director Akadulla, "because according to our psychological research, the risk of diarrhea will make people change. You will be anxious and anxious, which can easily lead to mistakes while you are busy. If you treat ordinary bullets as physical damage and Frigga's anesthetic bullets as magic damage, then the diarrhea bullets are mental damage, and the person hit by it will be disturbed by thinking to varying degrees. …”

"This thing has a gloomy, evil and wretched temperament all over it. How dark a person must be to invent such a thing!" Lu Mingfei covered his face.

"He is a pervert who only likes pornographic works and transvestites," Director Akadulla said. "Even in a gathering place for otakus like the equipment department, he is the pervert among perverts."

"Don't equate otaku with pervert!" Lu Mingfei shouted.

"Actually, it should be 'approximately equal sign'." Deputy Director Carl corrected.

Why did I forget to bring a gun? Give them one shot each so I don't have to suffer here. Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes with hopeless eyes.

"Finally, there are the yellow and pink warheads. They are used together. The yellow warhead can dissolve inorganic substances. After a person is hit, his clothes will dissolve in a large area. The pink warhead contains computer accessories, and it is super powerful for both men and women... …”

While Deputy Director Carl was speaking, Lu Mingfei pounced on him and strangled his neck: "Aren't there any normal inventions here? What's going on with these two 18-ban warheads! Free to use these in one day If it’s something, the school’s style of painting will change from a hot-blooded funny boy comic to some kind of indescribable adult comic!”

"Relax... don't worry... these two are just our personal preferences. Only the first three types of warheads will be used in a free day..." Deputy Director Karl was choked and said with difficulty.

"Don't use any of them!" Lu Mingfei roared.

…

The chaotic scene finally calmed down, and Lu Mingfei and the other three sat back on the table.

"What's the second thing?" Lu Mingfei asked expressionlessly.

"Actually, the second thing is the most important thing," Deputy Director Karl rubbed the bright red fingerprints on his neck and said, "You should also know, Mingfei, that within the equipment department, there is a fight between the Yujie sect and the Lolita sect. And the division has led to years of war and chaos, the people are in dire straits, and are facing the risk of the country being destroyed and the family destroyed..."

"Forget it, you should subjugate your country as soon as possible, and just contribute to the world, okay?" Lu Mingfei complained.

"So after discussing with Karl, I made a bold decision," said Director Akadulla, whose face was firm and his beard was trembling, but his voice was gentle. "Let the students who participated in Freedom Day this year decide the winner for us. !”

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing, which planet is this? Questions flooded the screen in Lu Mingfei's mind.

"You see, the Freedom Day in previous years was a team competition between the Lionheart Club and the Student Union, so we thought about it. This year's Freedom Day can allow students to give up their original student clubs and instead use ' The Loli faction and the Royal sister faction in the equipment department provided technical support to their allies respectively. The student camp that finally won on the Freedom Day represented The victory of the Royal Sister faction or the Lolita faction!" Deputy Director Karl stepped on the chair, raised his fist, and shouted loudly, "We call this passionate competition the 'Battle of Royal Sisters and Lolita'!"

"Referred to as the 'Battle of Yuluo'." Director Akadulla added.

"Hehe, hehe, hehehe..." Lu Mingfei sneered twice. After the previous stimulation, he now felt that the scene was normal and not unacceptable.

"You also think this proposal is good! It can not only bring the relationship between the logistics department and the frontline combat students closer, but also solve the biggest dispute in the equipment department in one fell swoop." Director Akadulla said.

"How can you be sure that students will accompany you to misbehave?" Lu Mingfei said, "I think there should be a majority of normal people in Kassel College."

"There must be rewards. We are not capitalists, so we can't go away with nothing," said Deputy Director Karl. "After the unanimous vote of the Equipment Department, anyone who participates in 'The Royal Sister and the Lolita' on Free Day will be rewarded." All hybrids who fight can get a customized personal weapon for free. Those who don't need a personal weapon can exchange it for the power to ask the equipment department to completely disable the explosive function of a certain piece of equipment, and this can be exercised three times!"

"In order to end this protracted war, we are determined to shed blood." Director Akadulla said.

Damn it! Maybe someone will actually agree with this!

Lu Mingfei felt that things were like a runaway mad dog rushing towards an irreversible abyss.

"You go find Chu Zihang and Caesar to discuss it yourself. Don't try to drag me into trouble!" Lu Mingfei felt that he should protect his innocent reputation.

"To be honest," Director Akadulla looked a little embarrassed, "Most of the people in the equipment department are not good at socializing with outside cashiers. If it weren't for you being the middleman, we wouldn't know how this plan would go. If we continue to implement it, just persuading the presidents of the two student clubs will kill us."

"I'm not going anyway, why don't you just use your knives to fight the Equipment Department's version of 'Free Day' yourself." Lu Mingfei said.

"It's not that we haven't had this idea, but we are all civilians and don't know how to fight. If we really want to tell the difference, we can only hack the cutting-edge fighter jets from various countries and control them to fly to the Sahara for a duel. But this is possible. It will trigger World War III," Deputy Director Carl scratched his head, "I don't think it should cause such a big chaos just for personal matters."

"Not even for official reasons..." Lu Mingfei complained helplessly.

"And we didn't ask you to help us in vain." Director Akadulla said.

"I don't need personal weapons. I can defuse the explosive devices in the equipment myself." Lu Mingfei said.

He doesn't accept inducements.

"It's not these two," Director Akadulla said, "I discussed it with Karl. If you help, we will secretly give you the access card to the school's 'Alchemy Reference Room'. Except for the taboo-level alchemy knowledge by In addition to the personal custody of the vice-principal, almost all alchemy knowledge in the school is stored or backed up in the 'Alchemy Data Room'."

"There are only five access cards in the whole school, one for each of the principal, vice-principal, director, and me. There is another one that we don't know where it is." Deputy Director Carl said quietly.

Lu Mingfei lowered his head and was silent for a few seconds, then raised his head and said, "I'm going to try to convince Senior Brother Chu and Caesar."

…

Lionheart Club, President's Office.

The place adheres to the decoration style like an ascetic monk. Apart from various honor symbols hanging on the wall, there are no extra decorations and furniture. There are not even sofas and coffee tables for guests.

Chu Zihang sat behind the desk, Su Qian stood beside him, and Lu Mingfei sat opposite.

"So, this is why you came to me?" Chu Zihang asked.

Lu Mingfei sat on the guest chair and nodded honestly.