Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

After a brief feeling of weightlessness, Lu Mingfei opened his eyes.

This time he appeared in a strange place again - a bedroom that seemed a bit small and filled with all kinds of things.

"Who?" A surprised voice came from behind Lu Mingfei, and the tone sounded quite familiar.

Lu Mingfei turned around and looked at the person hanging upside down in the corner of the ceiling: "Peter?"

"It turns out it's you, Mingfei," Peter breathed a sigh of relief and jumped down from the ceiling, "Why did you suddenly appear in my room?"

"The specific reasons are complicated, and it's hard for me to explain to you," Lu Mingfei said helplessly. "To put it simply, I will randomly appear at people or places that are related to me. You are my friend, so I will appear. it's here."

Peter nodded in understanding.

Lu Mingfei sighed - although the power of time travel is easy to use, it is not under his control and cannot decide where it will appear.

It was a small problem to disturb Tony's good things before. The last time he came to this world and broke into Natasha's bathroom, the scene was embarrassing.

I don't know if there is a way to control this ability. Lu Mingfei is now afraid that when he appears one day, Tony and Pepper are playing carrots in the bedroom, and Tony will not be able to wear a steel suit to chase him.

"By the way, Mingfei, you came just in time, I have something very important to tell you." Peter said suddenly.

"What? Mary Jane is going to kick Fresh and stay with you?" Lu Mingfei teased.

Of course, this is impossible. Lu Mingfei dares to bet on Fingel's luck in the rest of his life. Unless Mary Jane knows that Peter is the legendary "good neighbor of New York citizens" Spider-Man, she will never be with him. Together.

"No... they went to see a movie yesterday," Peter's face fell, and then he said seriously, "It's not about Mary Jane, it's about Professor Connors."

"Professor Connors? Are you talking about Professor Kurt Connors who turned into a lizard man before?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Yeah." Peter nodded.

"What's wrong with him?" Lu Mingfei suddenly became energetic.

The lizard man transformed by Professor Connors is extremely dangerous. In addition to its good combat power, the most important thing is that it has extraordinary intelligence. It has mastered the technology to create Deadpool by relying on genetic samples obtained from unknown sources. Lu Mingfei has personally observed that although the bloodlines of the Deadpools created by Professor Lizard in the sewers are not as good as those of Tony's experimental subjects, they are still extremely threatening.

"Professor Connors turned back into an ordinary person after being injected with the reversal potion invented by Mr. Stark. He should have been kept in SHIELD until researchers confirmed that there was no risk of him turning into a lizard again. He was transferred to judicial proceedings," Peter said. "But not long ago, Agent Coulson came to me and said that Professor Connors had transformed back into a lizard man, broke out of the prison where he was held, and injured the agents who were blocking him. Then he grabbed a Quinjet and escaped from the aircraft carrier."

Lu Mingfei was silent for a moment and couldn't help but cover his face: "Are all SHIELD's losers?"

This is what he is worried about! Professor Connors ran away. I don’t know if he still has a backup of dragon genes in his hands. If so, he can create another army of deadpools at any time. In front of the sergeant, the modern army may not be their opponent...

"Although it may not be polite to say this," Peter scratched his head, "Mingfei, is this organization called 'SHIELD' really reliable? When Agent Coulson came to me, he specifically told me about Professor Connors. The lizard personality may have guessed my identity and will come to retaliate against me. Although SHIELD will send agents to guard my home, their combat power is limited, so I must be careful... I have been pretending to be sick for the past few days and asked for leave, and I dare not go out. , I’m afraid that Professor Connors’ lizard personality will hurt my uncle and aunt after he comes.”

"Reliable, they never disappoint people." Lu Mingfei said expressionlessly.

"Mingfei, is there anything you can do?" Peter looked distressed. "I can't keep pretending to be sick. If I keep doing this, my uncle and aunt will either send me to the hospital, or they will suspect that I am pretending to be sick and don't want to go to school."

"By the way, speaking of school, Peter, are you going to college soon?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Peter nodded: "Well, I will graduate from high school this year. Mingfei, will you come to my graduation ceremony?"

"Of course, I will definitely give you a grand party when the time comes," Lu Mingfei patted Peter on the shoulder, "How about I help you hold a graduation prom at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in Manhattan and invite all the graduates of your school? How about attending?”

"No, no, no..." Peter shook his head repeatedly, "This is too expensive. My family would go bankrupt if they stayed in a better room at the Waldorf for one night..."

"It's okay. Anyway, I reserve a banquet hall there all year round," Lu Mingfei said, "It's a waste not to use it."

Peter:…

So envious, really envious.

"If you really don't like the hotel, I can change it to a cruise ship." Lu Mingfei said thoughtfully.

"It should still be expensive, right?" Peter scratched his head, "You don't have to spend so much money, so I'm very happy that you can come..."

"Don't worry, it's my private yacht, it costs nothing." Lu Mingfei comforted.

Peter:…

…

Because he suddenly appeared in Peter's room, Lu Mingfei couldn't explain it to his uncle and aunt, so he simply left through the window of Peter's room.

After calling the driver to pick him up, Lu Mingfei was thinking about it as he walked home -

How about arranging some Hollywood actresses to be Peter's dance partners at the graduation prom? Maybe when compared with them, Peter would think that Mary Jane was just like that?

A moment later, the family's female driver pulled up next to him in a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

"Sir, I'm here." The female driver got out of the car and opened the back seat of the car for Lu Mingfei.

"Yeah." Lu Mingfei sat in and took out a bottle of Coke.

The woman who drove him was also found by Tony. She was a professional female racing driver who had won championships in many competitions. After she retired, she was hired by Tony to be his driver. In the racing circle, she had won " "Storm Queen".

Of course, Lu Mingfei didn't care about this. What he was more concerned about was that the driver was sometimes too open-minded and would even take off his coat and shirt in front of him in the car, which scared Lu Mingfei and had to give him a stern warning. .

…

Lu Mingfei’s Manor.

The Rolls-Royce Phantom drove along a spacious and straight road, and finally stopped steadily at the entrance of a palace-like building. As soon as Lu Mingfei stepped out of the car door, dark clouds suddenly gathered in the sky.

"Sir, let me get the umbrella." The female driver was about to take out the umbrella from the car door.

"No need." Lu Mingfei shook his head.

A thick bolt of lightning struck in front of Lu Mingfei, and a strong man wearing ancient armor and a flying cape walked out of the lightning.

"Hi, Mingfei!" Sol greeted Lu Mingfei, "I deliberately avoided your lawn this time."

The last time he came to see Lu Mingfei, he accidentally destroyed the lawn of Lu Mingfei's house. As a result, he even compensated Asgard's special magic metal ore. This time he had a better memory.

"My way..." Lu Mingfei covered his face.

Thor lowered his head and looked under him. The originally flat and solid road was blasted out by his power, creating a two-meter-diameter pit, covered with fine cracks.

"Uh... I will pay for it," Thor said.

"Please come inside to talk." Lu Mingfei warmly put his arm around Sol's shoulders.

Lu Mingfei and Saul walked into the house, leaving the female driver, whose worldview was as broken as the road, standing beside the car in a daze.

…

Lu Mingfei's home, living room.

Lu Mingfei and Sol were both nestled on the sofa.

"Saul, you don't come to me for a drink again, do you? Let's make sure that I don't drink alcohol and only drink iced Coke, unless there are any major festivals or celebrations," Lu Mingfei said.

"What is ice coke?" Sol asked curiously.

"This is the one in front of you." Lu Mingfei pointed to the two large cups of iced Coke on the coffee table, which were just delivered by his maid in a black stocking short skirt.

Sol picked up the Coke in front of him, stared at the tiny bubbles churning and bursting inside for a few seconds, and took a hesitant sip.

"Oh! It's a bit weird!" Sol stared at the black liquid in the glass again, "But it's not bad, it's a bit interesting."

"This is one of the most popular drinks on Earth." Lu Mingfei picked up the Coke and raised his glass to Sol. "Drink less bars and have something healthy?"

"Cheers!" Thor clinked glasses with Lu Mingfei, and then drank it all boldly, "Hiccup! This stuff is good, I want to ask the winemaker in Immortal Palace if he can brew it with this taste!"

Lu Mingfei breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Coke is not a healthy drink, it is much healthier than alcohol, and the most important thing is that you won't get drunk. It would be great if Sol didn't fight with him for wine in the future, but only fought with him for Coke.

Sol put down the cup and thought about it for a few seconds: "I have to admit that although the wisdom of mortals cannot match that of gods, it may indeed extend to corners that gods have not paid attention to."

"I'm afraid you'll get beaten if you say this to Hulk." Lu Mingfei complained.

Thor recalled the power Hulk showed in the Asgard Arena and shuddered subconsciously.

He had lived in Asgard for thousands of years and had never seen such a terrifying creature. Why could such a ridiculous thing be born on earth? Compared with Hulk, all the giant races in the nine realms have become weak and vulnerable groups.

If all the people on earth were a species like the Hulk, it would be hard to tell which one was the human world and which one was the divine realm.

"And I'm afraid Tony doesn't quite agree with your 'mortal wisdom'." Lu Mingfei said leisurely.

"Tony? The man wearing the magic armor with the taste of the nouveau riche?" Thor nodded, "I have to admit, he is indeed a bit outstanding in technology, but he is too arrogant. Sif gave the magic metal ore to When he sent it over, he actually said that he was going to start studying the magic of Asgard, and asked us if we wanted to buy technology patents from him in the future, which was simply arrogant to the point of ignorance."

"What if he can really do it?" Lu Mingfei made a guess.

"I bet on the reputation of the son of Odin that even if he spends his whole life, he will not be able to research anything that the people of Asgard can use!" Thor said flatly.

"I have an ominous feeling," Lu Mingfei looked at Saul, "I feel you will lose."

"Impossible!" Thor shook his head.

After a pause, Sol slapped his forehead: "No, I'm off topic. I obviously came to you this time for something very important."

"Is it something very important?" Lu Mingfei was curious.

"Shortly after you left, a mage who called himself 'King' found me. He said that Loki, who was imprisoned in Kama Taj by the Supreme Mage, escaped from prison." Thor arrived.

"What?!" Lu Mingfei was so shocked that he almost jumped up, "How did he escape from under the nose of Master Gu Yi!"

"I don't know the specific story, but Loki is very good at illusions and is very cunning. It's not surprising that he would escape," Thor said.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier about such an important thing like Loki running away!" Lu Mingfei covered his face.

"Loki has been running away for a long time anyway, so there's no difference between saying it a few minutes earlier or a few minutes later, right?" Thor said.

Lu Mingfei:...

Damn it, how could I be defeated by such a loser? !

"Of course, it's possible that Loki didn't run away on his own. Father God said that he had reached cooperation with a powerful cosmic force. Maybe his collaborators rescued him, but then the earth would be in danger. After Loki escapes, it is very likely that he will come back with the army of that force."

Lu Mingfei frowned deeply.

The escaped Loki may bring an alien army, and the escaped Dr. Lizard may create the Deadpool Legion...

Damn it! Those who run away are still in big trouble!

"No, I have to discuss countermeasures with Tony," Lu Mingfei said, "Thor, have you told Tony about Loki's escape?"

"Wang said he also informed Tony." Saul said.

"Then let's go find Tony now." Lu Mingfei said.

Before Sol could nod, Lu Mingfei's cell phone suddenly rang.

Lu Mingfei took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID. After answering the call, he put it to his ear: "Hello? Is it Natasha?"

"It's me," a familiar voice came from the phone, "Lu Mingfei, do you have time now? I have something very important to see you for."

"Professor Connors escaped from prison, right? I know," Lu Mingfei complained, "Can't your SHIELD work more reliably? I had considered investing in you like Tony before, but now I have to temporarily Put this idea aside and observe you again.”

"It's not just about Professor Connors," Natasha said, "There are more important things. Come to my house at nine o'clock tomorrow night, and I will talk to you in detail alone. Remember, you can only do it by yourself~ "

The first part was normal, but by the last sentence, Natasha's tone became a bit charming.

"Natasha, what do you mean?" Lu Mingfei was confused, "Hello? Hello! Damn, are you hanging up the phone now?"

Twitching his lips, Lu Mingfei stuffed the phone back into his pocket.

He looked at Sol again and was about to speak when his phone rang again.

Lu Mingfei took out his cell phone, connected it, put it to his ear, and said impatiently: "Natasha, can you speak more clearly next time before hanging up..."

But the next second, a strange man's voice came from the phone.

"Hello, Mr. Lu Mingfei."

The voice was unfamiliar, but it sounded familiar to him if he listened carefully. Lu Mingfei took away his phone and glanced at the caller ID - Dr. Stephen Strange.

The doctor who performed the surgery on Tony to remove the shrapnel.

"Are you Dr. Strange?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Yes." said the other person on the phone.

Lu Mingfei carefully recalled that this was indeed Dr. Strange's voice, but his tone of voice was different from the last time they met.

At that time, Doctor Strange's words revealed a strange feeling of "genius arrogance" similar to Tony's, but now his voice seems... weak, and even a little uneasy?

"What do you want from me, Doctor Strange?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Mr. Lu Mingfei, I would like to ask, can your magical Eastern witchcraft, the magic you used when operating on Mr. Stark, treat a person with severely damaged nerves in his hands?" Stellan Doctor Qi asked.

Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment and asked, "Doctor, have you encountered any patients who are difficult to treat?"

"So..." Strange smiled bitterly, "That patient is myself. I was in a car accident some time ago. Although I survived, my hands were severely damaged and trembling. No more surgery can be performed. Modern medicine cannot restore me. With my shattered nerves, I thought of you when I was desperate..."

Lu Mingfei:? ? ?

Yesterday, my thumb and sole were injured. There were several large areas of broken skin on the sole of my foot. They were temporarily bandaged at the clinic, so there is no update. I took ibuprofen today and went to the hospital to re-bandage and get a tetanus injection. The wound was mainly on the sole of the foot. When I went to the hospital, I felt like walking like a prison sentence. After that, I had to go to the hospital every day to change the dressing...