Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Kassel College, in Su Xiaoqiang and Ling's dormitory.

Lu Mingfei, Su Xiaoqiang and Ling stood together, and the atmosphere fell into a strange state of silence.

Ling's face was expressionless, as if just agreeing to become Lu Mingfei's girlfriend was a normal thing for her.

Su Xiaoqiang stared at Lu Mingfei, his eyes as sharp as knives. If the gaze could be substantive, Lu Mingfei would have probably been pierced through a sieve.

"No, little goddess, why are you looking at me like a scumbag who abducts underage girls?" Lu Mingfei looked aggrieved, "Obviously I am the victim!"

"If you hadn't suddenly made a joke about chasing Ling, how could Ling have agreed to be your girlfriend!" Su Xiaoqiang pinched her waist with one hand, "You are just kidnapping an underage girl!"

"I'm an adult." Ling said beside him.

Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang turned their heads at the same time. Since they were both standing, they could lower their heads and look down at Zero.

Ling raised her head and looked at Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang, who were looking down at her, and turned her head silently: "I am over 18 years old, and I am an adult according to Chinese and Russian laws."

But mentally speaking, you are completely a minor! Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang complained in their hearts at the same time.

"Forget it, it's only three months, it will pass quickly," Lu Mingfei scratched his head, "At worst, I will endure it for three months, and we will break up immediately after that."

Ling looked up at Lu Mingfei: "Are you dissatisfied with me?"

If it were a normal girl, when she asked this question, her face would at least be full of anger and murderous intent. The person being asked would shake into a sieve, but Zero's face was still expressionless, and the person who was surrounded by him was not murderous but as usual. The same scent of ice and snow that seems to never melt.

"It's not that I'm dissatisfied," Lu Mingfei said sincerely, "I just want to break up with you."

Ling was silent for a few seconds, stared into Lu Mingfei's eyes and said, "I'm angry."

"Ah?" Lu Mingfei looked confused.

"I said, I'm angry," Zero said, "I'm a girl, and you are denying my charm by wanting to break up with me so eagerly, so I'm angry."

"How do you look angry?" Lu Mingfei complained, "You don't have any angry expression on your face at all, right? You have it written all over your face, 'This robot doesn't know what being angry is, but my program uses it to control human society. The analysis I learned came to the conclusion that I should be angry, so even though I didn’t know why I was angry, I was still angry ‘Ah!”

"An angry look?"

Ling seemed to ponder for a few seconds, then walked up to Lu Mingfei and looked up at him. Although his eyes were still calm, his cheeks were puffed up like a little pufferfish.

The movement paused for a moment, as if he realized that he couldn't speak in this state. He took out his mobile phone and quickly typed a sentence on the text message interface to show it to Lu Mingfei: "I'm angry!"

You even specifically used an exclamation point... Lu Mingfei complained in his heart.

"Okay, I understand," Lu Mingfei said a little helplessly, "Then I'll apologize. I'm sorry, Zero."

Ling put down the phone, no longer puffed up his face, and nodded calmly: "Okay, I forgive you."

Su Xiaoqiang, who was ignored by Lu Mingfei and Ling, couldn't help but widen his eyes and asked subconsciously: "Ling, are you going to forgive him now?"

"Yeah," Zero nodded, "He apologized."

"No... you forgive too easily!" Su Xiaoqiang covered his face with one hand, "You are too naive!"

After being roommate with Ling for a month, Su Xiaoqiang had long realized that she was an overly innocent girl, as white as snow, but she didn't expect that she could be so innocent... No, this can no longer be said to be innocent. , it can be said to be single-threaded!

Thinking of this, Su Xiaoqiang couldn't help but glared at Lu Mingfei with sharp eyes - you are really guilty of tarnishing such an innocent girl!

Lu Mingfei, who was confused by her, felt that he was innocent and wronged as a victim.

"Shouldn't we just forgive him?" Ling lowered his head and thought for a few seconds, then looked at Lu Mingfei, "I thought about it, then you can go on a date with me tomorrow to apologize."

"A date? What date?" Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows, "We are not a real couple."

"According to the rules of Free Day, we are a real couple, and couples should go on a date," Zero said, "And according to the information I got from the movie, if someone is angry between couples, dating and treating them are effective ways to apologize. So you Want to date me as an apology.”

"Can I refuse?" Lu Mingfei covered his face.

"If you have a valid reason for not attending the date." Zero said.

"I've been a little busy recently," Lu Mingfei said.

"It's okay, we can go on a date when you're not busy." Zero said.

"What if it doesn't match your time?" Lu Mingfei said.

"Besides going to class, I don't have anything to do," Zero said, "and I can skip class if necessary."

"Don't use the tone of an iceberg queen to say the lines of a little girl who skips class and falls in love!" Lu Mingfei complained loudly.

"Are there any other questions?" Zero said this sternly as if a judge was deciding the case and asked the prisoner, "Is there anything else you want to explain?"

"Yes," Lu Mingfei opened his eyes and lied, "I don't have money, so I can't go on a date."

"It doesn't matter, I can pay for it," Zero said. "There's no pressure on me to pay for the date."

Lu Mingfei:...

Su Xiaoqiang sat on a chair nearby, his eyes swept over the faces of Lu Mingfei and Ling one after another, their teeth grinding against each other.

…

Lu Mingfei walked with heavy steps to the door of his dormitory.

In the end, Lu Mingfei agreed to go on a date with Ling in a cafe after class tomorrow afternoon as an "apology" to Ling.

Of course, Lu Mingfei didn't really intend to give away the pocket money. Although he wasn't as rich as Tony in his own world, he wasn't so stupid as to ask girls to spend money on a date.

And compared to the pressure of dating Zero, how much money you spend is not that important.

As he pushed open the door to the dormitory, Lu Mingfei had a headache - he could already imagine how embarrassing the scene would be when he and Zero were dating.

"Death to the thief!" An earth-shattering cry frightened Lu Mingfei. Before he could clearly see the situation in the room, he saw a majestic figure pressing towards him with the ferocity of a vicious dog pouncing on its prey.

Lu Mingfei ducked subconsciously, and the figure brushed against him and hit the door, making loud sounds one after another - the first sound was the sound of the figure's head hitting the door, and the second sound was the sound of the door being closed with great force.

Immediately there was a scream that Lu Mingfei was quite familiar with - "Ouch!".

Only then did Lu Mingfei clearly see the figure rushing towards him: "Fingel?! What are you doing?"

Fingel, who hit his head on the door, got up at lightning speed, rushed towards Lu Mingfei again, pinched his neck with both hands: "I will destroy you on behalf of justice and the moon!"

This pounce showed off the style of an A-level hybrid. Although Lu Mingfei avoided Fingel's hands, he was still thrown to the ground.

During the first day of freedom, when Fingel knocked Caesar down with brute force and suppressed him, Lu Mingfei realized that this useless fellow was not a complete useless fellow. Now he has a deeper understanding - when he does not enter the dragon scale state, Under the circumstances, he was actually on par with Fingel in terms of strength.

"Brother, why are you so angry!" Lu Mingfei and Fingel were wrestling on the floor.

"You bastard! You know what you've done to yourself!" Fingel said bitterly, "You betrayed your brother and you still dare to be right!"

"What did I betray? Didn't I just go to Su Xiaoqiang after returning to the academy instead of going back to the dormitory first? Don't tell me you're jealous!" Lu Mingfei grabbed Fingel's shoulders and tried to push him to the ground. .

"You admitted it! It's true!" Fingel howled as he was pressed to the ground. He didn't know whether he was excited or in pain.

"What did I admit?" Lu Mingfei was confused.

"Still pretending to be stupid! You stole away the popular Queen of Vacuum among the freshmen without saying a word. Junior brother, you are such a biting dog that never barks!" Fingel gritted his teeth.

"Bah! What a biting dog, don't drag me down to the same species as you!" Lu Mingfei pushed Fingel down and rode on his back, "Wait... what did you say? Who did you pick up? What kind of vacuum? Queen?"

"Still pretending to be stupid?" Fingel was pressed to the ground, turning his head sideways, struggling hard, with an angry look on his face, "Junior brother, you have already won someone's favor, and even let them make your relationship public, what else can you do if you pretend to be stupid again? What’s the use…”

Lu Mingfei was confused: "Wait a minute, tell me who the Queen of Vacuum is?"

"You really don't know?" Fingel stopped struggling, a little surprised.

Lu Mingfei stood up and let Fingel go: "I really don't know if there is any misunderstanding."

"That may be a real misunderstanding. I'm sorry, junior brother, I seem to have misunderstood you..." Fingel was also a little unconfident, "The vacuum queen is talking about zero. I heard that it is because she has a serious mysophobia. In public places, she never touches things that others have taken, let alone communicates physically. When sitting on a chair, she has to cover it with her own mat or paper. Some people don't like it, so they joke that people like her are only suitable for living in a vacuum environment. , and later she got the nickname 'Queen of Vacuum'."

"It turns out to be Ling," Lu Mingfei was stunned at first, and then confused again, "That's wrong, it wasn't long before I agreed to be Ling's boyfriend, how come you knew about it?"

"Did you secretly take down the Queen of Vacuum behind your brother's back?! Die!" Fingal immediately realized that there was no misunderstanding and pounced on Lu Mingfei again.

A few minutes later.

Fingel was pinned to the ground by Lu Mingfei in a manner similar to the way police arrest thugs. He kept wailing: "Brother Fei, I was wrong! I was wrong!"

…

"So why on earth did you know that Zero became my girlfriend?" Lu Mingfei sat on the bed and looked at Fingel.

"Hiss... it hurts..." Fingel rubbed his shoulders and gestured to Lu Mingfei to look at the computer, "Stop talking about me, the whole school knows."

Lu Mingfei walked to Fingel's laptop in confusion, and the screen lit up, displaying the personal homepage of the Night Watch community - to be precise, the personal homepage of Zero's account.

Every student in the Night Watch community has his or her own account, and the homepage is open to the public. There are personal signatures that can be set by oneself, and personal updates can also be posted.

Zero's homepage shows that not long ago, she publicly updated her personal signature and updates, and the content is the same - "Current emotional status: She already has a boyfriend, Lu Mingfei."

Lu Mingfei opened the homepage of the Night Watch discussion forum with trembling hands, and found that the posts on the first page were almost occupied by the fact that he and Zero were together, and eight of the ten popular posts were discussing him and Zero. Among the things, three of them were pinned down, and I don’t know which unscrupulous administrator did it.

Lu Mingfei randomly found a few posts, clicked on them, browsed them for a while, and then closed them silently.

Why are there so many people posting "blessings" and "happy marriage" in their posts? You don't understand the situation, why are you just making fun of it! There were also posts gossiping about the unknown love-hate relationship between me and Zero. I didn’t know we had experienced so many touching things! There must be a limit to spreading rumors! Please maintain the coldness and rigor that a mixed race should have!

Especially the most popular post titled "This should be the moment when the S-class freshman and the Iceberg Queen fell in love with each other." After clicking on it, you will see a photo of a church, with Lu Mingfei and Zero in tactical uniforms standing there. Together, Ling held the sniper rifle and looked up at Lu Mingfei. Lu Mingfei looked at her "affectionately". The sun shone in from the painted window of the church, and Lu Mingfei and Ling seemed to be standing under the spotlight.

Damn it! Who the hell took the photo? This is clearly the scene where I gave Zero the sniper mission during the Freedom Day. How come it was filmed and made to look like I had evil intentions towards her? Look carefully, she is only slightly taller than the sniper rifle. How could I be attracted to her?

After Lu Mingfei complained and roared in his heart for a moment, he silently took out his mobile phone and dialed Ling's number.

After a while, the phone was connected, and Ling's cold but pleasant voice came out: "What's the matter?"

"Zero, can I ask why you updated your emotional status on the Night Watch forum?" Lu Mingfei asked, covering his face.

"Because we are already lovers, I think we should disclose our relationship to other people, clarify each other's partner status, and declare sovereignty to each other," Zero said, "Of course, this is my personal understanding, and I will not force you and I am also open about our relationship."

Lu Mingfei:...

Does it still matter if I make it public now? Why do I feel like the whole school knows? !

"Is there anything else?" Zero asked.

"No more..." Lu Mingfei replied weakly.

"Then I'll hang up now. I'm learning how to date as a good girlfriend," Zero said. "I'm looking forward to our date tomorrow. Goodbye."

I don't hear any expectation from you at all. Lu Mingfei hung up the phone expressionlessly.

The next second, the phone rang again. Lu Mingfei originally thought it was Ling's call, but after taking a glance, he realized that it was actually Caesar's call.

"Hey, Brother Caesar, what's the matter?" Lu Mingfei answered the phone, "If you invite me to join the student union, don't talk about it..."

"That's not it. I'm here to congratulate you," Caesar said. "I heard that you and Zero are together. I prepared a gift for you. I will have someone deliver it to you later. I have something to do. I'm busy, so I won't say much, sorry."

"No, Brother Caesar, I accept your intention, but there may be some misunderstanding..." Lu Mingfei put down the phone mid-sentence, "Damn, he hung up!"

Just as he was about to put down his phone, Lu Mingfei noticed that Senior Brother Chu had sent a text message.

After clicking on the text message, the content was as short as two words - congratulations.

Lu Mingfei:...

…

At the same time, Su Xiaoqiang and Ling were in the dormitory.

Ling was in front of the computer, opened the browser, and browsed various dating guidance posts with concentration.

Su Xiaoqiang was sitting on his bed, holding a stuffed bear in his arms, with a complex expression that changed from time to time.

After an unknown amount of time, Zero suddenly spoke: "Xiao Qiang."

"Ah! Huh? What's wrong?" Su Xiaoqiang looked at Ling as if he had just woken up from a dream.

Unexpectedly, she actually saw something like shyness or embarrassment on Ling's iceberg face that had remained almost unchanged for thousands of years.

"I want to ask," Ling paused and organized his words, "Does a qualified girlfriend have to wear... special underwear on a date, and then go to the hotel with her boyfriend for the last part of the date? Is this a qualified date?"

Su Xiaoqiang looked at the web page that Ling had opened, then looked at Ling's somewhat embarrassed face, and jumped off the bed with a scream: "What are you looking at!"

…

"I see, I misunderstood." Zero nodded suddenly.

"Don't believe everything on the Internet. This kind of post is mixed, and it's not suitable for children!" Su Xiaoqiang's face turned red. If you want to ask the reason... maybe he read those posts that teach girls how to have a "complete" date with their boyfriends. s post.

"Sorry, I don't quite understand." Zero said.

"It's normal to not be familiar with each other for the first time." Su Xiaoqiang comforted.

"You seem to know better than me," Ling looked at Su Xiaoqiang, paused, and asked, "Can you please go on a date with me tomorrow and give me some guidance?"

Su Xiaoqiang:? ? ?